Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Caught some of the KC coverage of Rekieta. I didn't realize how far he went in the hot tub about the hash thing. He sounds absolutely terrible too and there was a bizarre non-sequitur about being a superhero who stops people from buying extended warranties (?) that came out of nowhere and made no sense. He's just like Ralph, impossible to listen to for any length of time these days except when he's screaming.

This was before my time. I’d welcome Cliffs if anyone is so inclined. But Ron is very much a live and let live kind of guy. Hell, look at his client list.

Ron went to the Vegas live show. He did a live stream beforehand where he said he wasn't exactly sure why he went. Then the live show was Rekieta, Dax, and Camelot. Ty Beard was later added on stage but Rekieta doesn't remember it because he doesn't remember much of the live show at all. I believe Nick said one of the few moments he remembers was giving away a free Balldo. I cant imagine that someone who actually has a significant law practice would be that impressed that this was what a "Rekieta Law" live show was about.

>Kiwis like getting pegged
Says the guy that sodomised himself with liquor bottles, wears a balldo(r), and simps for an unfunny balding Mexican that takes it up his shitter while pretending to be a cow named Juju.

That's especially ironic since there's someone on Nick's Instagram following list who he might have been well advised to have DMed first to ask if she thought this is a good narrative to run with before saying it.

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Jamie Lynn Hughes

 

[Seafarer]

Dax Herreras bussy must be incredibly bussin to brainwash all of these men into doing his bidding. Nick is ruining his entire life and going to leave his family behind and move to LA just to get a crumb of the Daxussy. Impressive tbh.

It truly is impressive the sway that unfunny LA slimeball has over people like Rekieta, it’s baffling. He has some weird ability where wetbrained retards think he’s some cross between Hugh Hefner and George Carlin.

 

[waffle]

Just watched the MATI poll clip from earlier and honestly I legitimately can't decide which it is. I think I lean more towards 1 at this point just because of what the early naysayers were right about. I also don't think even most of them could have predicted just how bad Nick actually was. Part of me hopes it's still 2, and drugs like mdma and shrooms can definitely cause huge personality shifts let alone the alcoholism.

I think he was probably never as good of a Christian and father as he wanted to be, but he was trying and atleast had the sense to put up a front.

I think now he literally has given him self brain damage from mixing party drugs and booze with his weird Rx medication. He acts like my flipped out veteran clients who all have TBI's from being too close to too many explosions.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I cant imagine that someone who actually has a significant law practice would be that impressed that this was what a "Rekieta Law" live show was about.

Not to mention that Coleman is also religiously observant and a scholar in his religion’s law, has been happily married for decades and has also been professionally successful throughout his marriage. If Nick had any shame he’d have begged Ron not to come to the show. Alas, alas.

Why he thinks people want to hear about his takes on relationships is beyond me since everyone seems miserable in his household, including him.

Nick seems super resentful that he didn’t get to fuck around for years before meeting Kayla and so fixates on “relationships“ because he wishes he was out there playing the field. All of this talking about imaginary “men and women” is just Nick seething about being a married father.

Spoiler

Whereas someone like Coleman, who married just after graduating law school, has managed to build a pretty sweet life with both a great family and respectable career.

For obvious reasons, I’d be genuinely interested in hearing insights on relationships from Ron Coleman. He married a fellow lawyer and published author who managed to stay home to raise four kids — who already have impressive credentials as very young adults — while also building a thriving legal career. I’m guessing “Choose a quality partner in life” would be one of Ron’s top suggestions and Nick “all females are this set of stereotypes“ Rekieta seems to think women are just interchangeable holes.

Relationship lessons from Nick Rekieta, a joke of a husband and joke of a professional? I’d say only for comedy purposes, but Nick’s shit isn’t even funny in a so-retarded-it’s-hilarious way. Nick Rekieta giving relationship advice is like Dax Herrera giving lessons in maximizing online engagement metrics or Ralph giving sobriety workshops. Not only would any sane person give that a hard pass, they’d laugh at him for being so delusional. Dunning-Kruger is only one of Nick’s many problems.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Muted user was 'DeatBacks' who was spamming 'humans are monkeys' for some reason.

My memory is hazy, but I feel Joe doesn't believe in evolution? Or at least not fully believe? Can't find reference on a quick search, but that's all I can link it to.
Edit: clarity

 

[Puff]

My memory is hazy, but I feel Joe doesn't believe in evolution? Or at least not fully believe? Can't find reference on a quick search, but that's all I can link it to.
Edit: clarity

He's pretty damn Jewish, so I could see him actually believing that one, but he's got a habit of pretending to take anti-scientific stances and arguing against the mainstream position, as an exercise. Or maybe I'm wrong and he really doesn't believe in a large swathe of modern physics.
He's got a whole stream arguing against general relativity.

 

[DuranceVile]

I think he was probably never as good of a Christian and father as he wanted to be, but he was trying and atleast had the sense to put up a front.

I think now he literally has given him self brain damage from mixing party drugs and booze with his weird Rx medication. He acts like my flipped out veteran clients who all have TBI's from being too close to too many explosions.

He definitely was, at bare minimum, better at hiding his degenerate leanings when he started. That first hit me when I had a friend, who last watched Rekieta during the lolsuit, tune in to the Rittenhouse streams. My friend was a bit surprised at Nick's open swearing, and general "lewd" talk. I was surprised how used to it I'd gotten over his slide into saying "fuck" etc. during weebwars.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Men don't value compliments about their capabilities because they already know they're capable.

This is terrible fucking advice. I couldn't give a shit if I look good or not, I'm a man. Tell me that my home brewed blackberry wine tastes good and that you'd like me to make more. That is my favorite compliment I've received from my wife in recent memory and why I'm going to brew a 3 gallon batch of blackberry wine next because she liked it even though it's more expensive and I'm content with basic sugar wine.

I'm just going to go full autistic armchair analyst here, so bear with me.

I think this is more telling on Nick than anything else, and I believe this plays into him being the absolute peak of a manchild. Him saying that men don't value compliments about their capabilities is (obviously) because he doesn't, however I do not believe it is entirely due to the coom and wanting women to tell him how big his balldo is, I think it is because he is such a non-achiever, such a do-nothing failure and absolute sub-mediocre fuckup that his relationships with compliments are akin to what a 3 year old would have with other adults in regards to achievements.

To elaborate further, just like how you tell a 3 year old that their half chewed crayon scribbles are great because they are 3, can't really do any better and you want to encourage them, I posit that this is exactly the same kind of compliments Nick has gotten his entire life, except in the case of failsons like him, once you're past your early years those compliments stop being encouragement and start being a coping mechanism for an embarrassed family. Nick knows this, he knows he will never be a proper man, he knows all the compliments he gets are two-faced and half-hearted, he knows people can smell his failure from a mile away, and after 4 decades of being given pity compliments his superego has tied a noose around its neck and plunged into the deep cold abyss; now his brain associates these compliments with polite insults to his face.

This is why he thinks men don't like these kinds of compliments, he never received a sincere one, because he has never achieved anything. It's a bit like imposter syndrome except he truly is a failure and in his heart of hearts he knows it.

 

[Harm]

You'd have to be a narcissistic retard to think "yeah, I know I'm capable, I'm literally me!" whenever someone acknowledges your skills or achievements.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

He's not a pedophile

But remember guys, his thread DEFINITELY says he's a pedo and Nick totally isn't trying to post hoc justify his defamation

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is why he thinks men don't like these kinds of compliments, he never received a sincere one, because he has never achieved anything. It's a bit like imposter syndrome except he truly is a failure and his heart of hearts knows it.

So what you are saying is:

Spoiler: Copypasta

Nick will never be a real man. He has no morals, he has no standards, he has no masculinity. He is a homosexual man twisted by drugs and cuckery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” he gets is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind his back people mock him. His parents are disgusted and ashamed of him. His “internet friends” laugh at his degenerate decline behind closed doors.

Subscribers are utterly repulsed by him. Thousands of hours of browsing have allowed pptential fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even griters who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a fan.

His red nose and bloodshot eyes are a dead giveaway. And even if he manages to get a normie into his LOCALS, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, cancerous community.

He will never be happy. He wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tells himself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside he feels the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush hum under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – he’ll buy a Balldo, 10 extension rings, put it around his dick, and remove himself from the gene pol.

His parents will find him, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury him with a headstone marked with the family name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a grifter and a homo is buried there. His body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an empty balldo that is unmistakably well-used.

This is his fate. This is what he chose. There is no turning back.

YWNBAM

Nick is on a decline, and he knows it. He has gotten extremely lucky until now in catching wave after wave to ride into success. Now, unless something outside his control drops success in his lap, he is stuck for longer than he ever has been.

I am not convinced he has admitted that this is a long-term decline--he might think it is a temporary lull--but he might be getting there. He is definitely scrambling to try to do what he can, but as other have noted, it is flailing and he fails to stick with it long enough to make an impact.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

says the guy who puts bottles up his ass.

Not only that, but Nick is also in the camp of the guy who likes getting pegged by women while in a cow costume.

 

[elb]

Kiwis like getting pegged.

I can’t find this in the stream, do you remember if it was before or after the rumble switch?
I got the “pegging is weird” bit

He takes Provigil when he has to drive.

He explains again how he was diagnosed with narcolepsy, for those that care

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Fuck me, TSWG orbits a lot of the retards in Comics Gate (and she’s turning into a thot), but nice to see she’s just “a weird conservative” for trying to prove disingenuous pedos wrong.

She does stream witha guy who got kicked out of his sister's house for getting caught being naked by a nanny or a neighbor walking her dog.

 

[Captain Manning]

Caught some of the KC coverage of Rekieta. I didn't realize how far he went in the hot tub about the hash thing. He sounds absolutely terrible too and there was a bizarre non-sequitur about being a superhero who stops people from buying extended warranties (?) that came out of nowhere and made no sense.

Oh yeah, the one where you shouldn't buy the extended warranty for Grand Theft Auto 7 Gran Turismo 7. Instead, you should just buy Grand Theft Auto 7 Gran Turismo 7 and then go outside and get hit by a bus (or something like that).

I kinda want @elb to clip that in isolation, and then flash this image up.


Remember, there are people who pay $5 a month for these hot tub pearls of wisdom, and they do so for reasons other than mocking him.

Who are these people?

Can we ensure that they don't breed?

Edit: Wrong game.

 

[Geared Chris]

I can’t find this in the stream, do you remember if it was before or after the rumble switch?
I got the “pegging is weird” bit
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Sure, and I should slightly clarify. He says Kiwis would know about getting pegged at Rumble 2:23:55-2:24:40.

Btw, regarding your clip and his entire position on this... It's that insertion of anything into the body is humiliation which, by logical deduction, means that normal women participating in normal intercourse is all about being humiliated. I assume most women would disagree.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You'd have to be a narcissistic retard to think "yeah, I know I'm capable, I'm literally me!" whenever someone acknowledges your skills or achievements.

The entire ramble was absolute nonsense but he said “Of course I’m joking” at the end so anyone who points out his retardation doesn’t understand social cues or Nick’s super sophisticated humor.

 

[TheButcherknight]

It is empty and mostly dead. Not worth the effort.

Also, inception:

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Cope seethe mald dilate. It's over soter bros

 

[Maraschino]

Dax Herreras bussy must be incredibly bussin to brainwash all of these men into doing his bidding. Nick is ruining his entire life and going to leave his family behind and move to LA just to get a crumb of the Daxussy. Impressive tbh.

I want you to know that a screenshot of this post is going to be included with my suicide note.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Anyone have the child’s guide to internet arguments picture? I’m if we edited for Rekieta would it just be “A Non-practicing Lawyers Guide to the Internet” and little Nick calling everyone a pedophile while he slides down a Whisky rainbow?