Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I’ll be damned if the two screenshots don’t look identical despite being taken 10 minutes apart during different clips.

Also the blue cuck ring. Reminds me of the one Scalfani wears.

 

[feral cat #6385]

a wife that loves him

I doubt it. She negs him anytime she is on air. She loves his trust fund and not having to work.

This is terrible fucking advice. I couldn't give a shit if I look good or not, I'm a man.

Agreed. I'm not a thot. I would much rather be complemented on what I do. I could give a toss about how I look.

You'd have to be a narcissistic retard to think "yeah, I know I'm capable, I'm literally me!" whenever someone acknowledges your skills or achievements.

The only skill Nick has, is being a huge faggot.

Also the blue cuck ring. Reminds me of the one Scalfani wears.

Any comparson between Nick and Jack, is an insult to jack. Jack has less brain damage and puts out content more consistently than Nick.

 

[elb]

He says Kiwis would know about getting pegged at Rumble 2:23:55-2:24:40.

Thanks much

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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He seems so nervous. I'm just going to assume he's into pegging.

 

[Neetorino]

- He takes Provigil when he has to drive.

This is just a full confession that he's too drunk to drive but does anyways thanks to the power of Provigil, right? Like he knows that he's too inebriated and three-ish hours of sleep isn't enough so he takes his narcolepsy pill to be aware enough to drive, maybe not "knows" per se, but understands on some primal level. Why hasn't he just started pushing his show back to earlier hours, maybe start at 10 for a bit and drop it to 9, so that he can get some decent sleep when he knows he has to drive in the morning? One of my biggest gripes with him was always the start time because it made it impossible to catch the full show and get consistent sleep, so I can't imagine how it is actually running the show every night (when he did, that is).

Nick said there's a "small roster" of people he wants to have on his show these days. Joe is one of them.

I'm going to guess that the small roster is the people who either balldowash or at least haven't publicly negged him, so Coomalot, Joe, Aussie, Vices... maybe Mindset? He seems like a tossup with how those recent clips have shown his growing disdain with Nick.
Obviously Drexel, it's hard to do a show if he's in another room banging Our Wife, so he's gotta drag him to the dungeon to go live.

Edit:

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So this is quite the change in stance for Nick, from what I remember his stance was "Don't get pegged", not a "That's on you". Is this the tell that Juju 100% gets pegged and Nick can't risk badmouthing it because it will make Dax mad at him? It sure seems that way to me.

 

[Captain Manning]

Cope seethe mald dilate. It's over soter bros

I might be one of the few people that doesn't have a problem with Soter. He was always decent to me. Other people have told me they found his moderation too heavy-handed. I get that different people can have different experiences.

What I don't get is why he's still carrying a torch for Nick on a dead Discord. Is he even getting paid to do it anymore? It seems like Nick has completely switched over to Locals, and his cash flow situation isn't nearly what it used to be.

Also, I have to imagine he can't be happy with Nick's "Jesus was just a man" comment.

In general, I find anybody in Nick's old audience still sticking it out with him in present year a wholely perplexing phenomenon.

Anyone have the child’s guide to internet arguments picture? I’m if we edited for Rekieta would it just be “A Non-practicing Lawyers Guide to the Internet” and little Nick calling everyone a pedophile while he slides down a Whisky rainbow?

Template (click to enlage):



"Everybody I don't Like is an Incel Prude" would also work. Though his invective has definitely escalated beyond that point. His current vector of attack against Null is almost as scummy as his one against Monty.

 

[RotPockets]

I doubt it. She negs him anytime she is on air. She loves his trust fund and not having to work.

She truly loves her gaywad’s large throbbing… trust fund.

 

[AnOminous]

Agreed. I'm not a thot. I would much rather be complemented on what I do. I could give a toss about how I look.

Yet another way Nick could hardly be a more gargantuan, colossal homosexual without being the white meat in a buck sandwich.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is just a full confession that he's too drunk to drive but does anyways thanks to the power of Provigil, right? Like he knows that he's too inebriated and three-ish hours of sleep isn't enough so he takes his narcolepsy pill to be aware enough to drive, maybe not "knows" per se, but understands on some primal level. Why hasn't he just started pushing his show back to earlier hours, maybe start at 10 for a bit and drop it to 9, so that he can get some decent sleep when he knows he has to drive in the morning?

I’m sure the judge will be very sympathetic when Nick tells him he was up all night drinking for his job that he could do literally anytime and so you see, Your Honor, it’s not his fault he was forced to DUI his kids around.

If Nick wants to reconnect with his faith in God, he should reflect on how fucking lucky his ass has been to escape all his degenerate behavior without criminal charges or a divorce or death (yet).

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Projecting much, Nick?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

How the fuck is this still going? I guess Vito is a red line for even many of the people who are still fans.

Nick's equivalent of "You have been instructed, many thousands of times..." will be "You have been told, many thousands of times, that Vito has never watched the movie."


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Oh yeah, the one where you shouldn't buy the extended warranty for Grand Theft Auto 7. Instead, you should just buy Grand Theft Auto 7 and then go outside and get hit by a bus (or something like that).

I think it was Gran Turismo 7. IDK if that matters. I have no idea if the specific identity of the game was supposed to have meaning because it was beyond bizarre. I think that was literally worse than Ralph's interview of Imaginary Tate, because that at least had some relevance to the topic: he was asking Imaginary Tate about his opinion on Ralph's marital issues.

KC even replayed part of the clip to see if they missed any context, and no, it came out of nowhere and had literally no point.

Remember, there are people who pay $5 a month for these hot tub pearls of wisdom, and they do so for reasons other than mocking him.

Who are these people?

Back in the spring he would stuff his face with ramen while coping but it at least made sense what his whining was trying to communicate. I can't imagine watching this unironically.

Warski and PPP speculated while watching that video that they think the guy may be on pills or something. I have no idea, we don't really have any indication other than the fact that he sounds much stupider on stream than he used to. It really seems something has changed, though, because we have seen what Nick looks like when he gets extremely drunk, and tends to lead to things like the Eric July 6-7 hour meltdown stream, not whatever that was.

The only thing I can think of that doesn't involve some sort of intoxication or brain injury is that he really truly believes he's a standup comic now and is forcing in his terrible bits to the Locals stream to "workshop" them on whoever's stupid enough to pay $5.

So this is quite the change in stance for Nick, from what I remember his stance was "Don't get pegged", not a "That's on you". Is this the tell that Juju 100% gets pegged and Nick can't risk badmouthing it because it will make Dax mad at him? It sure seems that way to me.

It reminds me of Nick's reaction when someone brought up Hedonism II when he first said he was going to Jamaica in June 2022.

 

[Xhrash]

Nick is on a decline, and he knows it. He has gotten extremely lucky until now in catching wave after wave to ride into success. Now, unless something outside his control drops success in his lap, he is stuck for longer than he ever has been.

Agreed.

Even if gold were to be given to him on silver platter, can he even be trusted anymore to keep the bottle down and to not make a fool of himself?

The botched Rittenhouse interview comes to mind, as what could have been his big chance to save face from his downwards spiral and PULL UP turned into an unprepared disaster of cringe-inducing coomer questions ("Balls or no balls?") or otherwise shit you should never ask during an ongoing legal process ("How did it feel like to kill someone?"). All while Nick was intoxicated and Kyle looked visibly uncomfortable.

That happened around the start of the year too, back when he still had some chance to PULL UP. The degeneracy and downward spiral has gotten worse since then, especially once he got into the orbit of an unfunny spic and his wack pack, burning through many bridges and wine bottles in the process.

I am not convinced he has admitted that this is a long-term decline--he might think it is a temporary lull--but he might be getting there. He is definitely scrambling to try to do what he can, but as other have noted, it is flailing and he fails to stick with it long enough to make an impact.

Narcissists have an hard time admitting to that I'm afraid.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Rate me late, it’s deserved, but I just now realized the title was changed to “lawyer in name only” and it just fucking tickles me.

 

[Hot Dog]

Elissa Clips delivers again. KC commentary from last night. Thank you for your work @elb

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If Nick wants to reconnect with his faith in God

He doesn't. He doesn't want to go to church, he despises Judeo-Christian morals, he despises the idea that there's a higher power that would dare pass judgement on him, he hates the idea of having to swear fealty to anything other than his own inflated sense of self importance. He hates literally everything Christianity stands for, and people need to stop pretending he's going to pull up using fucking "faith" as a pretense.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Elissa Clips delivers again. KC commentary from last night. Thank you for your work @elb

Can someone explain to me why PPP is so out of breath? Did he walk up a flight of stairs or 2 steps to his minifridge?

 

[datura_binge]

Has Rekieta actually said that he has narcolepsy or is that just the fake excuse he is using to take modafinil? Because that drug in particular is really commonly abused amongst real and wannabe high-achievers.

 

[Hot Dog]

Can someone explain to me why PPP is so out of breath? Did he walk up a flight of stairs or 2 steps to his minifridge?

He's like 600+ lbs and probably gets winded any time he moves. Imagine adding 400lbs to your body any time you move and see how often you want to do it. Dude's going to die from fatness.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Can someone explain to me why PPP is so out of breath? Did he walk up a flight of stairs or 2 steps to his minifridge?

I posted this in the PPP thread, he literally is coming back from taking a piss... Yup. Fat.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Can someone explain to me why PPP is so out of breath?

He is very, very fat and out of shape.