Alan Wake II - The highly anticipated sequel that no one cared about to a game from 2010 that no one cared about

Please give me all the rainbows for saying this, but I think we are seeing things shift away from wokeshit slowly. But I also think we're still 3-5 years away from the cultural pendulum fully shifting away from it. "Our betters" are going to try to keep their control as much as possible by holding onto the pursestrings.

It doesn't help that Epic Game Store is already viewed as a place where hype and interest goes to die, and the game is getting slammed pretty hard for being next door to a walking sim and bait and switching the protagonist. Even normies are getting sick of that shit.
 
Please give me all the rainbows for saying this, but I think we are seeing things shift away from wokeshit slowly. But I also think we're still 3-5 years away from the cultural pendulum fully shifting away from it. "Our betters" are going to try to keep their control as much as possible by holding onto the pursestrings.

It doesn't help that Epic Game Store is already viewed as a place where hype and interest goes to die, and the game is getting slammed pretty hard for being next door to a walking sim and bait and switching the protagonist. Even normies are getting sick of that shit.
I don't know if I believe that. Soyderman 2 literally has missions where you play as a deaf nigger girl spraying graffiti and a mission where you collect shit for a "BIPOC artsist" museum and that shit sold something stupid like four million copies in it's first week despite being probably one of the wokest games ever made.

Synthetic Man is right, gaming will never get better because nerds literally cannot stop consooming for even a single fucking second.
 
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In this tweet from 2015 we can see that Saga was in fact meant to be white, as said by the lead writer of Remedy Entertainment, Sam Lake.

About two years later, Remedy Entertainment became public. And I think that statement is self-explanatory.

Fun fact: Sam Lake owns 4.15% of the shares as of October 31st 2023, while Tencent owns 5% of the shares. Remedy's site (archive.today | GhostArchive)
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As always, a beloved studio decides to make big money by becoming public, completely selling off their souls to greedy investors and ruining the good will that they've built with their consumer base over the years.

The writing was on the wall all along, but no one cared nor wanted to care, as they still want to believe that their beloved studios will still make games as good as the ones that they remember. And they will refuse to accept the current reality time and time again.
 

1:42 is where it starts to get spicy
You mean 2:39 because holy fuck I laughed out loud at that part. "A woman of color being a protagonist in a game we don't see that often". I think Remedy wanted to say that back when the first game came out 13 years ago, that back then that was uncommon.

I absolutely fucking refuse to believe that common consumers actually believe that blabber. They're trying their best to upsell this obvious investor money move to the general populace with this shit. :story:
 
I care less about Alan Woke 2 and more about the Max Payne remakes. Now that we know Sweet Baby are on board, they will 100% fuck with certifiable PC classics. Looking forward to Max turning gay after his wife's death, Mona being black and Nicole Horne replaced with a white man since we can't have women as villains anymore.
Oh and some gay ass "crossovers" with other Remedy games so they can have their retarded MCU thing, either way I am keeping my originals.

I don't know if I believe that. Soyderman 2 literally has missions where you play as a deaf nigger girl spraying graffiti and a mission where you collect shit for a "BIPOC artsist" museum and that shit sold something stupid like four million copies in it's first week despite being probably one of the wokest games ever made.
That game sold only because soyny niggers have literally nothing else to play right now. I wouldn't bet my ducks on anybody but that crowd buying shit like this consistently going forward.
 
I shudder at what the fuck they are going to do to the Max Payne 1 and 2 remakes.
They just started production apparently. Honestly I'm amazed they are still in business with all the shit games they put out.

Let's be real here Max Payne is the only memorable thing they have made in their entire existence. People praise alan wake but the only thing worth a dam was the max Payne cameo. It wasn't scary, it wasn't interesting and the gameplay was meh.

Really don't get why people liked it. The main guy was average and the story has been done before better.
Aren't they also working on the new Silent Hill game? They're gonna drop the ball hard for sure.
 
You mean 2:39 because holy fuck I laughed out loud at that part. "A woman of color being a protagonist in a game we don't see that often". I think Remedy wanted to say that back when the first game came out 13 years ago, that back then that was uncommon.
"You don't see that often," she said. Here's an unrelated fun list of black women as the protagonists of AAA games I found:
Half-Life 2, Half-Life Alyx, Forspoken, Telltale's The Walking Dead, Beyond Good & Evil, Assassin's Creed Liberation, Deathloop, Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, Resident Evil 5, Left 4 Dead 2, Redfall, Flintlock: The Siege of Dawn, Dead Island, Crazy Taxi 2, Remember Me, South of Midnight.

This is of course not counting the indie games that started to become full blacked since 2012. The videogame industry refuses to insert White characters without adding lectures about racism and/or shoving in diverse friendships. What she said was just disingenuous and I hope everyone that agreed with this lie when this piece of propaganda was filmed gets hit by a truck.
 
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And control was a good fucking game with an awesome DLC about it rezzing some hype from faggot osmosis.
It's honestly hillarious the whole "yu don't like cuz woman" shit because the interest was increased SOLELY because of woman FBI para-director.
Fuck. I was gonna play it, but lmao fuck that shit and fuck them too.
 
Man, this game is so fucking boring. The intro of the game is literally 2 hours of walking in the woods. "Solving" the cases is also tedious and pointless, since I can just keep mashing clues against questions in the mind palace until things sort themselves out with 0 thought required.
If I wasn't so bored out of my mind maybe I'd be invested enough to give a shit and read the clues, but I am super bored and I don't care about any of this!

Saga is a pointless fucking character! Not because she's a black, female FBI Agent (a token) but because she's super fucking boring! Everything about her is flat and uninteresting, especially compared to McCaffrey's Alex Casey, who is still knocking it out of the park with his voice performance.

Then after hours of tedium you finally get to play as Alan and it's just as boring, trudging through abandoned tunnels with the occasional jumpscare to make sure you're not falling asleep.
Also after more than a decade the best genious director Sam Lake could come up with for his rogue gallery is still "shadowy dude with pipe" or "shadowy dude with knife" or fucking wolves!

I didn't pay for this game and I still feel ripped off. I don't understand the glowing reviews. Or, well, I do understand them. The game is basically Dear Esther with guns, of course journos would love it.
 
Half-Life 2
There wasn't a black protagonist in HL2? And Alyx is more of a mulatto? Though here you can point to the fact that Valve sacked the original VA for Alyx in HL:A because "she wasn't of the true ethnic background of the character", just to show that even Valve isn't clean on this matter.
Dead Island
Dead Island had a black male protagonist much like Left 4 Dead.
Resident Evil 5
Left 4 Dead 2
Those may be good examples of black female characters being in the lead cast of the games, however there's this one tiny detail being left out:
White characters without adding lectures about racism and/or shoving in diverse friendships
Back then, when such characters were added to the game, they were actually done in a natural way as a mean of simply having a diverse set of characters for the sake of them being different rather than being tokens for ESG points.

Sheva was a partner of the white boulder punching brick shithouse Chris Redfield and they've developed a strong friendship through simply being a part of the same group working together to take down a psychotic biological experiment that wanted to destroy the entire world with a lethal virus that was Albert Wesker. It was never done in a way that was meant to shoehorn in that black = good and white = bad.

Same with Left 4 Dead 2, Rochelle is just a news reporter that ended up teaming up with a black obese high-school teacher, a shady gambler and a inbred redneck truck mechanic, all of which being of completely different backgrounds, and all of which weren't really getting along, but through the necessity of having to survive a goddamn zombie apocalypse they've developed a strong bond.

Their race was never there as a mean to shove the agenda down the player's throat, it was only a small piece of already good writing. That's the big difference between the old and new multicultural narratives. What happened here was that Remedy after becoming public really lusted after those ESG bucks to the point where they've tripped and fell down hard.

I always like pointing to one game to show that you can make an insanely diverse game with none of it feeling forced, where you'll have to actually stop for a second to realize how diverse the game really is because it's done that well.

That game is Grand Theft Auto IV.

There are so many different nationalities and ethnicities in GTA IV where they all meet and don't end up devolving into preaching about racism or white guilt. You're a Serbian, and you befriend Jews, Puerto Ricans, Jamaicans, Irishmen and Afro-Americans, as if you're all the same with no major differences, and for a brief period you also work for Italians.

This diversity was never abused to push a political talking point. It was there to represent that USA is a really diverse country, and that people move those differences aside and have no issue becoming friends even if the color of their skin, or the accent they're talking in is different.

However the big issue is that with IV, R* actually put in effort into the writing and their number 1 priority wasn't to push such an agenda straight in your face at the cost of everything else so you have no doubts about what they wanted to show. Because that's how modern day ESG writing looks like, and people who don't understand this love to yap about how old games were also political and diverse, but their brains are so burned out they can't understand subtlety which made the old games so much better.

Hell, even GTA:SA was pretty diverse, and it had some political undertones, however it was never forced or was done to push a narrative. Plus, it alluded to real life events that happened a decade before the game's release, not to the shit that the media is peddling in the current day. But again, consoomers don't understand it and will put GTA:SA on the same level as slop like Alan Wake 2 to prove that you're just an evil racist bigot nazi.
 
Back then, when such characters were added to the game, they were actually done in a natural way as a mean of simply having a diverse set of characters for the sake of them being different rather than being tokens for ESG points.
The point was to show how retarded her point was. She obviously has never played a videogame before if she thinks that black protagonists are rare.
If the story is good, then literally no one gives a shit about how diverse the characters are. The problem with nu-games is that the writing sucks and the diversity is forced. A lot of them also force these really awkward lines that were taken right out of anti-racism seminars.
 
I don't know if I believe that. Soyderman 2 literally has missions where you play as a deaf nigger girl spraying graffiti and a mission where you collect shit for a "BIPOC artsist" museum and that shit sold something stupid like four million copies in it's first week despite being probably one of the wokest games ever made.

Synthetic Man is right, gaming will never get better because nerds literally cannot stop consooming for even a single fucking second.
Well the change does feel real, but gaming will take years to catch up. All these woke turd games like Nigger wake and Niggerman, well they were started years ago and only just came out. So the change will come slowly as the next set of games comes out. Anything started today will likely not see shelves inside of 5 years, so their is a drag effect on things changing.

I think they will drop the Jewish hatred of Whites, but I have little hope for the quility to return. It will just be generic man in the same microtransaction, cut content, grinding screensaver simulator type games.
 
Though here you can point to the fact that Valve sacked the original VA for Alyx in HL:A because "she wasn't of the true ethnic background of the character", just to show that even Valve isn't clean on this matter.
@Epoch, this might be Sweet Baby's consulting for Valve. Disregard my autism from yesterday.
 
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