Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

[Swamp_Donkey]

I just realised something about @Null

Patrick S Tomlinson is an obese faggot who is incapable of admitting when hes wrong and obsessed with "correcting the record" to "prove" he's right.
Joshua Conner Moon is also a fat faggot who is incapable of admitting he's wrong and obsessed with "correcting the record" to "prove" he's right.
Patrick S Tomlinson has provably had sex at least once.
Josua Conner Moon has never even provably been on a date with a woman.
Patrick S Tomlinson knows his father.
Joshua Conner Moon doesn't even know his fathers name.

Conclusion, Joshua Conner Moon is just a poorer, more white trash, and less successful version of Patrick S Tomlinson.

kys nigger

 

[DumbDude43]

I just realised something about @Null

Patrick S Tomlinson is an obese faggot who is incapable of admitting when hes wrong and obsessed with "correcting the record" to "prove" he's right.
Joshua Conner Moon is also a fat faggot who is incapable of admitting he's wrong and obsessed with "correcting the record" to "prove" he's right.
Patrick S Tomlinson has provably had sex at least once.
Josua Conner Moon has never even provably been on a date with a woman.
Patrick S Tomlinson knows his father.
Joshua Conner Moon doesn't even know his fathers name.

Conclusion, Joshua Conner Moon is just a poorer, more white trash, and less successful version of Patrick S Tomlinson.

fatrick loses a lawsuit to quasi
null loses a lawsuit to russell greer

 

[CHARizard]

Whole Foods 100% all have cheese sections. If they didnt every wine aunt in the surrounding area would have an aneurysm. If the closest one to me wasnt 50 minutes away I would check it, but I guarantee it has a cheese section.

https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/departments/cheese

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Whole Foods 100% all have cheese sections. If they didnt every wine aunt in the surrounding area would have an aneurysm. If the closest one to me wasnt 50 minutes away I would check it, but I guarantee it has a cheese section.

https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/departments/cheese

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yeah im pretty certain he was trying to bait.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Wait, are you trying to tell me that Walmart hasn't been selling me the finest meat, cheese and bread money can buy?
Mind = Blown
It's over, Amerimutt bros.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Alright guys! i have also decided to join in on the "beat the shit out of null in an internet argument" bandwagon.
Unfortunately i dont live in america and so i have to resort to a more online approach other than personal experience.

For my first step i decided to head to a random us state picker here: https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-state-generator.php
After rolling South Dakota i then headed to wikipedia for a full list of towns in south dakota and sorted them by highest to lowest population: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_towns_in_South_Dakota
Surprisngly south dakota is an extremely rural and unpopulated shithole with the 2 highest population towns barely breaking 1000 people as of a 2010 census.
To give null an advantage and to further prove his retardation i have chosen Gettysburg which is the second highest populated town in the state with barely 1000 people.

Now all i have to do is find fresh bread, meat and cheese.
After looking up Gettysburg on google maps i zoomed in randomely until i found the local grocery store: https://www.langersfamilyfoods.com
Funny enough it turns out that this store is so local their website doesnt have a list of products! i was stumped until i saw the pictures of their store included with the google map listing.
Lets see here...

Bread:
Looks like some generic recipe locally baked bread only available to this particular grocer chain.
It's packaging is lackluster which makes me believe it is indeed baked fresh and then transported to the grocer directly.
i wouldnt call it artesenal though.


Meat:
I was ready to hand it to null, seemed right about the meat until the second to last image popped up and i took a closer look.

It says made in south dakota.
The packaging is similarly the same style used by local butchers and small grocers in my own country.
I imagine it's way fresher than other nationwide brand meat, it is a small selection though consisting of mostly sausauges.

Cheese:
Alas he has me beat on the cheese as the store only offered basic bitch varieties along with some generic gorgonzola, feta and the weird wet moist shit.


After some quick googling of Gettysburg south dakota cheeses, it turns out their is an award winning local cheese factory right here in state!

https://www.farmforum.net/story/news/agriculture/2015/08/25/cheese-plant-boosts-local-economy/49215105/

It produces a bunch of types too so i'm chalking this as a win as well since anybody who wants local artisanal cheese can either buy a wheel from the plant or even better i imaging the local farmers market has some real good shit since the workers at the cheese plant probably make their own shit too.

I was gonna do another town or 2 but i am fucking bored and this was incredibly autistic.
Just based on my diving here i am 100% certain that the people in this town have access to even better locally made shit although i am unsure if the quality would be equal to some european shit.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Null is a retard that doesn't understand his own country.

 

[Calandrino]

artisanal breads

You said "art is anal"

 

[hatehobbyist]

Well, damn. He's right again.

I have to drive at least an hour and a half to find a real bakery around here. Hadn't thought about it much before.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The problem with buying bread in the US is that evem if it’s not preserved it basically all has seed oils instead of shortening and corn syrup instead of sugar.

Something you reminded me that really pisses me off is that a lot of people will see anyone cooking with sugar and immediately balk at it.

Niggers like that piss me off if I add a teaspoon of sugar or pomegranate syrup for a recipe that calls for it and whine. I’m not dumping it in like a fucking retard, it’s to cut the acidity or heat of something else.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Null was already a grown man when he first tasted real food in Europe, his taste buds completely overwhelmed by the taste of FLAVOR, he now looks down upon his goyslop consuming brethren who still live in the dark ages. It's like when colorblind people get those glasses that let them see color for the first time but instead it's real cheese on a piece of bread thats not white spongecake.

Null Eurosimps writing fanfic to win an argument they lost lmao

 

[Stan]

I don't know what kind of grocery stores you people are shopping at or what Jersh is on about.

Costco definitely sells bread and cheese up to Null's standards, and some very nice beef, pork and lamb and fish to boot. Whole Foods also sells European-style bakery breads, imported cheeses, and high-quality meats. If you really need to know your meat came from somewhere local you can order that. I know of three companies near me that butcher locally raised animals; this one, this one, and this other thing run by the Trustees. I think Butcherbox delivers nationwide. I've bought from them all at some point, stuck with Walden for a long time, but I stopped because frankly the local/grassfed/hippie meat was tougher and more expensive than the Costco product. The only premium animal products that I think are genuinely worth the extra expense are free-range local eggs and grass-fed milk.

You can't get this stuff at the dollar store or the gas station or the 7-11, but if you were expecting better from 7-11 I wouldn't know what to tell you.

 

[Cats]

i bet my meat tastes good. i bet if some island plane crash victim had to eat me to survive. he would say, "That was Ghastly, but that man's meats were pretty nice."

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

bro I have asked friends to go scout grocery markets to find basic shit and i'm shocked wholefoods is basically just walmart now, they used to have organic real cheese and variety. even in some big cities it's fucked.

Before it became Jeff's Bougie Food Store, whole foods was decent.
They tried spinning up something called whole foods 365 which was just a normal grocery store with inflated prices (because "muh whole foods") and a smoothie place dropped in it.
Amazon purchased after these were introduced.
They figured out that people are retarded and will accept smaller variety and higher prices so long as it had "whole foods" stamped on the bags.
For this reason, I am petitioning Jeff to rename the franchise to "hole foods" because this is very hole behavior.

 

[dvnc]

wholefoods

How's Wegmans doing, huh? Send a homie there. C'mon.

 

[Null]

How's Wegmans doing, huh? Send a homie there. C'mon.

 

[Fcret]

I feel like the issue is more that Americans kinda live in a two-tiered culinary culture where you're either eating nothing but processed goyslop or your household is spending $1000+ per month to buy real food.

As a consequence of growing up in a single-parent household (as is Amerimutt tradition), I did not really eat much good food until I moved out and got a high-paying jerb.

 

[CHARizard]

Wegmans is like heaven for someone like me that likes to cook. Every ingredient under the sun, beautiful clean stores, friendly workers, I could spend hours there.

To bad they arent everywhere, its like costco, you need to make a special trip because they area always out of the way.

 

[dvnc]

Wegmangs

That's weird that Buffalo isn't listed.

 

[Stan]

@Null you still have Costco and Whole Foods to choose from... plus whatever local bakeries and charcuterie shops may exist in flyover country.