Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

If you really, really want to know:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=652871edec859

I need bleach after that. Did it have to include the incest premise in the title too? But also, I feel like I was right the guy couldn’t really thrust, and it didn’t look like he was getting much out of it save for jerking himself off and being jerked off.

I don’t see how this is supposed to be enjoyable. The wired article seems right. It’s a novelty meant for discussion and not genuine use

Seriously? Will American law schools just accept any Bachelors Degree? This is starting to sound like he's University of American Samoa Online Law School Alumni

I feel like I'm in a bit of a time warp because literally the last time I watched Rekeita was way back in 2019 when Tonka bitched out of the fight with Warski and Rekeita interviewed him about it. My understanding of him at the time was that he was some legit Criminal Defense attorney living a Evangenical Christian lifestyle with multiple children in the podunk Minnesota sticks (I distinctly remember him saying he's had to defend worse people like sex offenders when interviewing Tonka- which made me assume he was actually practicing law in high=profile cases).

After that I tried forcing myself watching one of his legal streams but I personally find law extremely boring and arbitrary unless it's tax law so I quickly tuned out and never looked back. Now years later I'm hearing on Kino Casino about how he's spiraling worse than Ralph into alcoholism, has had multiple weird creepy sex pervert scandals on tier with Jeff Holiday, and how his cohost who PPP always joked about being Rekeita's wife's bull is also grooming children?

Any degree can get you in, but it’s heavily dependent on the rest of your application and test scores.

And as for rekeita, it gets worse when you realize he basically never practiced law and never defended anyone in anything. It was all a larp

 

[Strix454]

Seriously? Will American law schools just accept any Bachelors Degree? This is starting to sound like he's University of American Samoa Online Law School Alumni

He didn't go to a good law school and there are lots of not-good American law schools who are open minded on admission. Graduation from a low-quality law school though is often an invitation for unemployment and lots of debt.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If you really, really want to know:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=652871edec859

I don't see how that would be pleasurable for either party.

 

[Geared Chris]

Back to historical summaries on the highest viewed non-trial streams & the Rittenhouse era.

"We may have been the most watched Kyle Rittenhouse coverage on the planet... this week I became the top source in the world for coverage of this case."
- Nick Rekieta, the night of the Rittenhouse verdict. (Fact check required.)

Note: It's a doubleheader. I skimmed through both of these streams only for points related to our current discussions.

Flashback Nov. 19, 2021 Friday Victory Lap - Rittenhouse Wins! The State's Motion Response - MORE TOPICS! 262K views. Kurt was the guest. It was a night stream after the verdict during the day.​

Spoiler: Notable

- About 10K watching live - he mentioned it.

- Nick started law school, part-time, at 30 yo. 30% of his tuition was paid for via a scholarship due to his high LSAT score.

- Nick missed 33 of 38 days in his calc class in undergrad. He still passed.

- Kurt is still paying off law school.

- Kurt asked Nick to be the "dean of LawTube" by helping coordinate streams - notable due to the Bytes drama that followed.

- Nick claims one of his law professors was John Radson who had been General Counsel of the CIA. He was actually an Asst. General Counsel. (Yes, I nerded-out and found him.)

- Nick said he live posted on FB - in the style of HP Lovecraft - regarding the labor process during the birth of one of his babies.

- Nick LOVES the Willmar Stingers, the local baseball team.

- Lost his first wedding ring when he took it off in a gas station in TX. Got a titanium one after.

- Ty Beard, Lofti, and Camelot in chat

Flashback Nov. 23, 2021 Reviewing Legal Eagle's Rittenhouse Review - Meta-Meta Lawyering. This was a shaming of Legal Eagle's analysis of defense law just after the Rittenhouse verdict. 279K views - approx his 4th most popular non-trial stream. He'd recently been on Tim Pool.

Spoiler: Notable

- 13K watching live - mentioned in a chat.

- Poured himself 9 drinks over 5.5 hours and licked the bottle ONCE.

- Richard/HoegLaw, Joe, Barnes, Bytes, Kurt, and Runkle joined over time. Most of the guests had done their homework and watched LegalEagle's video. Nick had not.

- 'The one when Nick was diplomatic' - He called LegalEagle "amazing" for his "well-produced content". He praised Joe Rogan and seemed to be pining to be on his show.

- He planned to start a weekday 1 pm show to last 1-2 hours (lolz). He had a whole plan - Daystreams, coordinating with LawTube, Ryan editing for short-form, then night streams per usual.

- Bytes did NOT get the idea of coordinating LawTube (who would be on trial streaming panels, air times, etc) out of the blue (which he eventually shames her for)! NICK SUGGESTS COORDINATION AMONG THEM ON THIS STREAM.

- Nick was very proud to have been on the Pool show and showed this as a joke.


- AngryBaneling and CGoody were warring. (If you know you know.) Kalea was doing all the serious mod heavy lifting.

- A Superchat: "How are you going to purge the normies?" Nick: "One stream with Drex will do it."

- Nick had recently (within a few days prior to this stream) been on Eric July's show. Has anyone dredged this up?

My takeaway: It was a fun, jovial, and humorous time. I have new-found sympathy with Bytes knowing that Nick was actively talking about coordinating streams across LawTube creators. He welcomed new viewers, including lefties. Chat was flying.

Final Note: I'm not summarizing the Kyle Rittenhouse Trial LIVE - Jury Deliberations DAY 2 or Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Deliberations LIVE - Waiting for a Verdict bc they're basically trial streams. I did think this was notable, however:


And enter Nate, Kurt, Jeremy (The Quartering), and Barnes.

Happier times.
Edit: Clean up and typos.

 

[AltisticRight]

Balldo, your thread has the same page count as Boogie2988's.

 

[Shagedan]

I did think this was notable, however:


And enter Nate, Kurt, Jeremy (The Quartering), and Barnes.

Happier times.

There really was something magic about having a large panel of lawyers on shooting the shit about a crazy ass trial. In a better timeline, a more conscientious Nick would’ve gotten everyone in a channel network Vinesauce style and did collab megastreams with revenue sharing for big trials. He complains about e-circles getting poisoned with drama and faggotry, but is that really any different than how the show is now?

 

[Geared Chris]

Minor tangent and sorry if it’s too off topic… but how exactly does the balldo work?

I TOLD Y'ALL!!!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17044615 I'm sorry they made you suffer through that PornHub pic! Damn Farmers.

Seriously? Will American law schools just accept any Bachelors Degree? This is starting to sound like he's University of American Samoa Online Law School Alumni

You're right and wrong. William Mitchell College of Law does not exist, exactly, anymore. Nor was it ever an esteemed law school though obviously accredited. Nick actively jokes that it was never prestigious.

The lore (via Rekieta) is this: His undergrad grades sucked. He sucked up to the admissions officer during a tour. His LSAT scores were very high (which I believe; I too am a great test-taker - it's a certain kind of brain).

Edit: Grammar

 

[huckbeine]

I don't see how that would be pleasurable for either party.

well, it is pleasurable for me to know that the balldo only works if you have a small penis and balls.... that must mean that our Nicky has a very tiny dick. LOL!

 

[Not Who You Think]

If its all been a pantomime behind the mask, to what end?

The end had already been met in Nick's mind: a dedicated audience who would stick by him even if he was "cancelled" because they valued him over his content. Nick also apparently thinks that society is heading toward degeneracy anyway and that we should therefore embrace it, so no more pandering to conservative ideology as they are not in power, and more drinking and cursing because acting up = clicks. This end marked a new beginning where Nick felt free to do whatever he wanted (drinking and cooming).

Mask comes off. Support doesn't come. Nick assumes this is just "cancellation" from haters and thinks his massive "real" audience will step up like before. He is Nick Rekieta, and he actually believed that he had the power to give other YouTubers "a ticket to the throne that [he] built".

Instead, Nick is losing support and more people are supporting Montagraph's GFM than his (Monty doing in days what took Nick months to achieve). Nick overestimated/misunderstood what his support actually represented and so he took the mask off prematurely leading to a downward spiral in lieu of whatever else he had planned. A trip becomes a stumble becomes a fall and here we are.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Mask comes off. Support doesn't come.

Pretty good summary, but a lot of it was him lashing out at those who were still sticking around too trying to make him realize he was fucking up. He only got worse and worse and alienated as he went.

 

[LiquidKid]

I TOLD Y'ALL!!!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17044615 I'm sorry they made you suffer through that PornHub pic! Damn Farmers.


You're right and wrong. William Mitchell College of Law does not exist, exactly, anymore. Nor was it ever an esteemed law school though obviously accredited. Nick actively jokes that it was never prestigious.

The lore (via Rekieta) is this: His undergrad grades sucked. He sucked up to the admissions officer during a tour. His LSAT scores were very high (which I believe; I too am a great test-taker - it's a certain kind of brain).

Edit: Grammar

Your explanation there doesn’t make sense though.
The position required to make it work doesn’t allow for the dick to touch the clit, as seen in the video. And even if it did, you can’t thrust fast enough to where the penis hits the clit to any degree that would seem satisfying. But let’s say you achieve this effect, how does this make the guy feel good?

The pornhub video more or less uses Jim’s theory of knot simulation mixed with the guy and woman taking turns stroking the penis. The wired article also points out how thick the girth is, which would make it probably more painful than pleasurable penetration for the woman.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I personally feel like Andy adds a lot of character to the show. of course hes dopey, its warski lmao. but hes been thru so many arcs and idk, i genuinely like the retard XD. i get a kick out of him screaming and some of the stupid shit he says. hes a likeable retard and ppp on his own is not super fun to me. just my 2 cents.

They're like Ornstein and Smough, on their own they're not that impressive but together they're pretty cool (sometimes)

He sucked up to the admissions officer during a tour

literally sucked up? I'd believe it

 

[Father Balldo]

When's Ty Beard gonna be on again?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

When's Ty Beard gonna be on again?

The estate attorney that Nick barely knows? He barely knows him and only met him once before the start of the Vic case. Why would he have someone he doesn't know at all on his show? I can't believe you want him to bring on a man that he is just now hearing about and has never interacted with.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

Peachy_Peaches​

It’s sad that she can’t create her own content and spends hours going through others content to clip and upload it.. so much life wasted.. like girl go live a little

Yes, Peachy, Elissa should get a life like yours: Posting pictures of your winking brown butthole into a Locals chatroom for hours a day is truly the definition of a life well lived.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Of course he'd be that obvious. Good catch.

Nick has talked about that movie a ton. He thinks it's Citizen Kane.

Nick fantasizes about living Lester's trajectory.....probably minus the being shot part unless he's got a death wish or he sees the death of his online persona and career as the fill-in.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Since the rittenhouse thing got brought back up. Do you think Nick regrets at all that he had gold in his hands that he let slip between his fingers because he just had to ask the guy that went through a traumatic event and a highly publicized court case what he thought about anime porn and other nonsense?

 

[Captain Manning]

Since the rittenhouse thing got brought back up. Do you think Nick regrets at all that he had gold in his hands that he let slip between his fingers because he just had to ask the guy that went through a traumatic event and a highly publicized court case what he thought about anime porn and other nonsense?

No. That would require reflection and self-criticism.

I don't think he cares, and he'll reason anybody who does is an "incel prude."

Like others have said here, Nick does what he wants, and he expects others to like it, and if they don't, they're the problem.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Minor tangent and sorry if it’s too off topic… but how exactly does the balldo work?

Like, I understand how you attach it, but who is it supposed to be pleasurable for?

I don’t see how a chunk of silicon tugging on your scrotum can be pleasurable for the guy, and the shape and position the guy has to take can’t be all that pleasurable for a woman. An FtM penis has to feel more than a dude’s testicles inside a dildo, right?

I keep imagining that the Balldo-wearer does a bunch of squats. It's funnier to think of that way and reminds me of the sort of jokes me and my friends would make in middle school, back when I'd wear a belt that looked just like Nick's. It's a bunch of South Park shit come to life, like I'd think it came from an episode where Mr. Garrison is showing off his balldo to the class and Cartman tells Kyle he probably wears a balldo or whatever.

 

[Pomniman]

Nick has talked about that movie a ton. He thinks it's Citizen Kane.

Nick fantasizes about living Lester's trajectory.....probably minus the being shot part unless he's got a death wish or he sees the death of his online persona and career as the fill-in.

I know, that's why I used Kevin Spacey as an example. I just haven't seen the movie in years and didn't think it'd be as easy or perfect as finding a scene from the one movie he won't shut up about (other than cuties) where the protagonist's snarking about being a cuck in what's now become The Balldo (full stop) Voice™. Even the idea of a mediocre suburbanite fantasizing about self-destruction in the name of freedom and wanting to look cool isn't original or unique by any means; if you combine him with Drexel and sprinkle in a bit of Ethan Ralph you get a Steely Dan song from the 70s from the perspective of someone entertaining those same sorts of self-aggrandizing delusions as a means of coping with how boring and unfulfilling their life actually is. There's even a line about drinking scotch whisky all night and dying in a car crash as part of the fantasy.