Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

Follow-up on the I WAS VISITED BY A KIWI FARMER Mandy:

For those not in the know, the resident catfish of LOCALS claimed at the end of Nick's exclusive LOCALS stream this morning:

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She then disappeared, but the speculation continued in LOCALS:

JarvisHong

they fuckin tracked down Mandy

Freedom1982

What?

JarvisHong

yeah a Kiwi went to her biz

Freedom1982

wtf when?

JarvisHong

She didnt specify, but within the wek

Will she clarify? There has been nothing posted about it in the last 13 hours.

She is a mechanic right? I'm guessing that a John Goodman lookalike showed up for an oil change with a slobbering dog.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Toasting in epic bread, happy 2500 pages Nick! And speaking of toast, pour yourself a drink, buddy. You earned it, my guy.

That egregiously edited photo of Nickayla is so embarrassing. Who posted it in the first place?

Nick posted it on Rumble. He also posted it on Instagram but with their legs cropped out, maybe because he realized how goofy it looked.



(Edit: added screenshots and Rumble link)

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I have discovered that there exists a brand of lube called "liquor lube" that sells flavored sex lube in 4 flavors.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/261648894357

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Anyone who wants this doesn't need it - both of them likely already smell of weird faggy drinks and Sauvage.

 

[MooseGump]

After 2500 pages I just hope he falls over into a grave full of alcohol, this guy's such a scumbag now and it makes me MATI that I supported him a while ago

 

[SpergioLeonne]

She is a mechanic right? I'm guessing that a John Goodman lookalike showed up for an oil change with a slobbering dog.

Ok don’t get me wrong, women are awesome and all, but I saw a woman machinist before.. just like a regular machinist, except they didn’t know basic g code, couldn’t make decisions, and their tools were pink.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

After 2500 pages I just hope he falls over into a grave full of alcohol, this guy's such a scumbag now and it makes me MATI that I supported him a while ago

Makes me glad I've never given any of these parties money.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

2500 pages, you know what this means... Take a drink Nicky! You've earned it working hard to get to this page count

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

How about a 25 day vacation to celebrate 2500 pages, Nick? You know you want to!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did another LOCALS stream from his kitchen:

THE BEEPING ROBOT RETURNS!

This stream was not exclusive. He forgot.

- LOCALS app glitches majorly today, and he was asked about it. He shrugged and didn't know.

- He said his content situation is 'weird' now. He asked if people liked the last show. He could be doing trials, but he does not have the time.

- Yesterday, he and his wife took their kids to their 7 AM activity, then had to drive to the cities for a 9 AM appointment.

- Nick says his oldest is close to getting his license. When he does, it will be very helpful

- Nick talked about his kids in a genuinely wholesome way. He says his kids are amazing and smarter than he is. He says it is important to praise them. His parent were good at that and told him he was smart, but he thinks he is average. The kids have a better work ethic than him; despite the laid-back homeschool approach. He thinks treating kids as adults is best because they can outperform your expectations. The main difference between homeschool kids and others is that they are socialized with adults and act more like adults. Sometimes this makes them treat adults as peers.

- Nick said he and the family have a great relationship with Kayla's remaining grandfather. He is an old patriarch type.

- Nick said his parents are very proud of him. They praised him as a kid and let him have his freedom to explore ideas. They never pushed politics on him and he did not know about their politics until college. The exception was Catholicism, but in high school they did not force him to go. He went becuase he wanted to, but that was influenced by knowing what his parents wanted. Nick tries to treat his kids the same way.

- Kayla was the one who drove them to move to MN. Nick had a plan to move to TX before that.

- Nick encourages his kids in their aspirations to be streamers, but he knows they will probably not succeed. He encourages them to reach for their goals while also ensuring that they are developing useful, transferable skills.

- He is not sure if his kids will get a job. He does not want to make them do something that eill take away from other, more useful activities or skill learning.

- He said that a 9-5 can inspire someone with a work ethic--if only to get away from it. He credits his ability to do 16 hour Depp trial stream to his dislike of normal jobs.

- Nick told a story from Wells Fargo about how they were supposed to call people between 5 and 7 a few times a month to give them information about bank products when they clicked something that said they wanted it. He refused to do it ans read Atlas Shrugged. His boss confronted him, but he never did it amd told her no to her face. They lied that his job there was not sales.

- Nick dislikes corporal punishment. He claims he never got spanked to the point of pain. He thinks it is overvalued. It should not leave a mark. If it leaves a mark, it is abuse. He does not think that anything besides a hand should be used. If a light tap does not get their attention, a harder one will not.

- He think Stephan Moleneaux has thoughtful takes but blames mothers for too much becuase of his problems wirh his mother.

- There might be a guest for WTF Wednesday, but he is not sure

 

[God of Nothing]

After 2500 pages I just hope he falls over into a grave full of alcohol, this guy's such a scumbag now and it makes me MATI that I supported him a while ago

this is why you never give anyone on the internet money
you laugh at all the people who give them money
speaking of, hehehehehe!

 

[Swole McPole]

They won't refuse to pay out to a victim because the whole point of insurance is protecting against negligence by another person. What they might do is turn around and sue him after paying out, or refuse to replace the car if he has full coverage.

I think here, if somebody's injured and the driver doesn't have motor insurance, the insurers have a fund that the victim gets paid out from -- the Motor Insurers Bureau. So the victim should always get their damages. But yes, the insurer might sue somebody who negligently failed to disclose an issue that was later found to be relevant.

Here, you wouldn't be eligible to drive if you had narcolepsy or sleep apneoa until a doctor was prepared to confirm to the DVLA that your symptoms were under control and you were fit to drive.

Apparently, US laws and regulations vary on a state-by-state basis. Some states leave it up to the driver to decide if they're safe or not. Other states, like California and Pennsylvania, have mandatory reporting it to the state license people.

"In 2010, the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration’s Medical Review Board concluded that even people receiving proper treatment for narcolepsy are atypically sleepy in the daytime. They recommended that all people with narcolepsy should be ineligible for driver’s licenses."

It may well be unlikely that his medication would impact on his driving. But I'm not a doctor and I'm definitely not Nick's doctor. But if I were in his shoes, I'd definitely be talking to my prescribing doctor to get his assurance that it shouldn't have any impact on my driving performance, and I'd be letting my insurer know that it's being prescribed but my doctor says I'm safe to drive. At the very least, I'd be checking my policy to see what the requirements were regarding what their expectations are.

If your insurer doesn't care, then you've lost nothing. If they do care but you haven't bothered to notify them, you could be in shit street.

https://www.healthline.com/health/can-you-drive-with-narcolepsy#is-it-legal

 

[Twinkletard]

No that's Mike Baron, who's generally considered to be the Punisher guy. He's signed on for a different Rippaverse comic which isn't out yet.

Chuck Dixon is the most prolific comic book writer of all time (1700+ issues, 40,000 pages), but his most famous work is his expansion of the Batman universe during the 90s, creating characters like Bane and Tim Drake (the third Robin), founding teams like Birds of Prey, and definitive runs on Bat-related characters like Nightwing. Chuck was actually the first creator to be cancelled, way back in 2004 for publicly mouthing off against Marvel for reimagining their old western IPs as flamboyantly gay stereotypes. As far as his writing goes, I'd describe it as very arch, old-school and more focused on correctly adhering to principles of storytelling structure and conforming to the conventions of what a superhero story should be then necessarily interesting. It all depends if Chuck happens to be working with an interesting idea or not. An artist on the level of Joe Bennett executing the script definitely helps.

Mike Baron on the other hand is the edgy one, writing the definitive Punisher run which ushered in the whole police/military/American Sniper Punisher skull subculture which ended with Marvel actively destroying their own IP for being too based. Recent works include Thin Blue Line, a police action thrilled during the BLM riots and Private American, a sort of modern-day Captain America/Punisher hybrid who defends America by mowing down cartel traffickers on her borders. I'd describe Baron's writing as also very well paced and structured but more along the lines of 80s action thrillers, with his style leaning towards a dry wit and a love of the absurd.

Chuck Dixon has written a lot of non-comic book related stuff as well. I'm actually reading his latest Conan book 'Caravan of the Damned' and it's pretty good.

 

[Annealing Crater]

he thinks he is average

The biggest lie of his in a while.

Nick encourages his kids in their aspirations to be streamers, but he knows they will probably not succeed.

How can this be? Nick is a subject matter expert in social media. Why doesn't he just teach his kids all about how to succeed in streaming using the knowledge he's going to sell in his Streamer Bootcamp Course? It should give them a significant leg up, unless the whole course is a scam.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

She is a mechanic right? I'm guessing that a John Goodman lookalike showed up for an oil change with a slobbering dog.

Supposedly a licensed auto mechanic with a dealer in Houston.

I scrolled through Nick's LOCALS chat becuase they are more interesting and active (yesterday there were 0 posts in live chat for 4 hours)

Here is a sampling:







Art makes dark jokes, but he also really hates @elb for her coverage of the Sophie Long case. I find him very suspect for being that invested in the mother's case when the story and videos were so shockingly bad optics.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He said his content situation is 'weird' now. He asked if people liked the last show. He could be doing trials, but he does not have the time.

Doesn’t have time lmao. This nigger.

He should not be giving parenting advice. I’ll leave it at that before I get for real MATI. Have another drink and STFU, Peggy.

 

[newuser131]

His parent were good at that and told him he was smart, but he thinks he is average.

does anyone think rekieta thinks he is average? fake humility is the worst. the irony is that rekieta is factually correct. say what you will about ethan ralph but at least he is full mask off with his ego.

He is not sure if his kids will get a job. He does not want to make them do something that eill take away from other, more useful activities or skill learning.

i really hope nick's antics has not physiologically damaged his kids. how many true hollywood stories have been told about celebrity children and how screwed up their lives are.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

THE BEEPING ROBOT RETURNS!

*chirp*

 

[Honey's Dead]

She is a mechanic right? I'm guessing that a John Goodman lookalike showed up for an oil change with a slobbering dog.

Do we actually believe some random turned up to her work and announced they were a KF'er? I am really struggling for that dog to hunt.

this is why you never give anyone on the internet money
you laugh at all the people who give them money
speaking of, hehehehehe!

I have given money to 4 people online, Nick and Josh being 2, but I just don't now.

 

[MooseGump]

this is why you never give anyone on the internet money
you laugh at all the people who give them money
speaking of, hehehehehe!

Exactly, my five dollars should have went to more productive things like real american cheese

 

[God of Nothing]

Exactly, my five dollars should have went to more productive things like real american cheese

Trying to evoke a response from Supreme Leader, huh?