Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Xenomorph]

GTA 6 WHEN AND YES I SIMP FOR GTA I PLAYED IT SINCE GTA 1 WHEN YOU COULD FART ALL THE TIME.

Vice city was my favorite.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

This game is gonna be ass. Prove me wrong Rockstar.

There's exactly one thing I'm looking forward to - to see if GTAO progress transfers over (read - levels and money mostly), and the tard rage if it doesn't. Sunk Cost is going to hit these people hard.

Beyond that, I have no real hope for GTA6, Joys of low expectations for most modern vidya...

 

[The Last Stand]

There's exactly one thing I'm looking forward to - to see if GTAO progress transfers over (read - levels and money mostly), and the tard rage if it doesn't. Sunk Cost is going to hit these people hard.

Then, the next GTA will be unbalanced to hell and back from Day 1.

 

[Ass to Ass]

This game is gonna be ass. Prove me wrong Rockstar.

The rumors about Rockstar deciding not to "punch down" anymore has me worried.

GTA has always been all about making fun of everyone since Vice City. It would be a downright shame if the return to Vice City marked the death of one of GTA's most memorable quirks.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Doubt it will top Things Will Be Different even with Zoomer hype

Rockstar should have put up a countdown for the trailer like they did for GTA IV

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I love how they didn't specify it was gonna be GTA 6, and but instead just the next GTA game, so knowing Rockstar they're probably just gonna be dropping the new trailer for another GTA 5 port.

 

[Give Them Enough Rope]

I'm wondering how R* will handle GTA Online after the next GTA.

They'll probably just abandon the V iteration and focus on GTA Online II. Remember they bought the FiveM team, meaning Online II will probably have roleplaying elements on it, just like in those servers of today.

I love how they didn't specify it was gonna be GTA 6, and but instead just the next GTA game, so knowing Rockstar they're probably just gonna be dropping the new trailer for another GTA 5 port.

They're not going to drum up this much hype just to announce a fucking Switch port, think like a white man for once

 

[The Last Stand]

I love how they didn't specify it was gonna be GTA 6, and but instead just the next GTA game, so knowing Rockstar they're probably just gonna be dropping the new trailer for another GTA 5 port.

If we're going that route, maybe it's a trailer for the VR port of San Andreas.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

If we're going that route, maybe it's a trailer for the VR port of San Andreas.

I think if Rockstar pulls a move like that at this point some sped will do something drastic IRL

 

[UCT]

If we're going that route, maybe it's a trailer for the VR port of San Andreas.

I might die laughing if they did that and I kinda hope it is just too see the rage people would produce.

 

[The Last Stand]

I think if Rockstar pulls a move like that at this point some sped will do something drastic IRL

At this point, lives are on the line with this reveal.

Doubt it will top Things Will Be Different even with Zoomer hype

Rockstar should have put up a countdown for the trailer like they did for GTA IV

They're not going to do a serious GTA like they did with LCS to V.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

They're not going to do a serious GTA like they did with LCS to V.

Do we consider GTA V to be serious?

 

[The Last Stand]

Do we consider GTA V to be serious?

Typo, I meant IV. Thank you for catching that.

I'd like Lucia to have a race change to White.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I'd like Lucia to have a race change to White.

Nah brother, a latina mami in miami is the only thing holding my interest.

How about we just give Jason a hot older white mom?

 

[The Last Stand]

Nah brother, a latina mami in miami is the only thing holding my interest.

How about we just give Jason a hot older white mom?

No thank you. I don't want to deal with wine mom trash.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

No thank you. I don't want to deal with wine mom trash.

No way Jason would have a wine mom.

More like bud lite trailer trash.

 

[The Last Stand]

GTA 6 announcement, Take Two's stock increases. It's sad that GTA 6 is only of necessity for their stocks and not of passion.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Well hot damn when 5 released i was 13 now i am 23...sheesh time sure does go on. Anyways its gonna be a dumpster fire i am calling it

 

[Colon capital V]

If we're going that route, maybe it's a trailer for the VR port of San Andreas.

*everyone gathers in front of the announcer of the R* Panel*
"Ladies and gentlemen..."
*everyone leans in, they are all eyes and ears on this guy, more focused than a distraught bystander on 9/11"
"We are excited to announce..."
*they can't contain themselves, they're all hyped beyond belief, they could die or kill a person at any moment of distraction*
"GTA... SAN ANDREAS STORIES!!!!" (aka GTA V2)

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

*everyone gathers in front of the announcer of the R* Panel*
"Ladies and gentlemen..."
*everyone leans in, they are all eyes and ears on this guy, more focused than a distraught bystander on 9/11"
"We are excited to announce..."
*they can't contain themselves, they're all hyped beyond belief, they could die or kill a person at any moment of distraction*
"GTA... SAN ANDREAS STORIES!!!!" (aka GTA V2)

To be honest, that sounds more interesting than GTA VI. I’d rather know about how the Grove was before Brian died than about Jason and his (very likely) faggy dommy mommy Latinx mutt girlfriend