Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[DankSmoker]

Come to think of it, I wonder if his white-label coffee ever outsold Maddox's white-label hot sauce? He sure never brought that up. Maddox's product was certainly a lot more fun, on brand, and a whole lot cheaper.

Oh damn, totally forgot Maddox also released a comic. It would be hilarious if his neurotic ass took less time to publish it than Vito.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's actually amazing how many alogs Eric July has on Twitter. They are completely obsessed with him and try and pick at him over every tiny thing they can come up with. Even as professional actors and comic book artists were singing his praises you had dozens of guys named "Eric July's armpit hair" making graphs comparing the first 24hour sales of every released comic trying to state that Eric July was already losing steam.

Eric has the comicsgate guys who failed mad at him, the juju crowd mad at him and the hardcore lefty nerds mad at him. He literally just runs his business and actually makes comics. Everyone wants to tear a nigga down, smh.

Normally I kinda hate the "based black guy!" Types because it's always cynical bullshit and I get really tired of seeing people try and politically sway a group that will never happen and will never love you. However I actually feel bad for Eric July, he doesn't feel like a Candace Owens who's obviously just making her money. I think he genuinely likes what he does and is tying to make a good comic, why else attach an ancestors name to it? I hope this mother fucker has his comics turned into a successful animated show in like five years.

It's been really interesting watching him adapt to his alogs. Starting out you can tell that until Juju started in on him he had never encountered that particular species of disruptive retard before, probably only ever delt with the rogue SJW here or there. I think he also thought someone like Juju or Balldo would see reason at some point and got pissed when they acted like Juju and Balldo. Then he had that turning point where he saw that they're fucking morons and the best course of action was to just go, "Fuck off retard" and then ignore them.

What's amazing is that it took him about a month to learn that lesson and not let bullshit people type on the internet affect what he's doing. Why... I'd say, and this is just a hypothetical situation, if some internet forum started a thread on him and started saying mean things about him he would probably not screen cap things that particularly upset him and post them on xitter and cope in all caps. He probably wouldn't read his thread every day either. He'd probably say that would be stupid, gay and a waste of his time. Took him a single month to figure out something that other people haven't figured out in years.

 

[mfalkner]

I didn’t even recall his resentment for Black Rifle Coffee, but as it turns out, you’re spot on.

He called them “Black Rifle Cuck-fee“ on his New Project Brew website and also put “Maddox Lost“ on the footer since he can’t do anything without mentioning Maddox.

$22 for 12oz of mystery coffee, no mention of origin or type of bean, just that the beans are heckin big, just like his saline filled scrotum.

Now I wonder if he ever sold any of this or if he ended up with a warehouse full of shitty coffee, which might even relate to his hatred for Eric July having a warehouse filled with printed books before even starting his crowdfunding campaign.

https://web.archive.org/web/20210614154305/https://newprojectbrew.com/

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This reads like Maddox wrote it. No joke.
The proof that Dax's misogyny is performative is his beliefs that women's approval is the best thing to seek out. If he wasn't a faggot, he wouldn't even brag about fucking whores, or even have a girlfriend at all

 

[BikeLock]

I forgot about this. I wondered why Dick hated the parallel economy so much. Now I get it. He hated the black rifle coffee guys, tried to rip that off, failed, and now resents the people who didn't fail and resents the people who didn't make him the next black rifle coffee.

I prefer MY basic coffee in a novelty bag to be about sportsball, instead of a vet grift or inside jokes from this sektur.

 

[AnOminous]

Took him a single month to figure out something that other people haven't figured out in years.

A lolcow would never learn.

 

[Neetorino]

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*Has successfully pitched zero comedy shows despite the bar being so low that a sitcom about the cavemen from an insurance commercial got 13 episodes produced.

I just want it to be completely appreciated that Dax's favorite quote from his book is one he ripped from the Bible. Not something he wrote himself, something he took from someone else's work and made the opening line to his own.
Not even he read the book he wrote, or it was so worthless a read that he's forgotten everything from it.

 

[sillybillyguy]

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One joke

Shouldn't the joke be about how women can't drive or park?

Just spitballing here I'm no professional comedian.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Shouldn't the joke be about how women can't drive or park?

Just spitballing here I'm no professional comedian.

It should haul Dax away from the microphone.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It’s really funny just how weirdly mad this makes people.

https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1722380705856897495

 

[Pissmaster]

It’s really funny just how weirdly mad this makes people.

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https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1722380705856897495

He made it! Hooray!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He made it! Hooray!
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There’s people actually trying to call this a fail because “lol he didn’t make a million dollars in a day! Dumb July is gonna go bankrupt!”

As if making $800K in three days is some wildly common occurrence for everyone. It’s bizarre.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's now selling t-shirts about Dax seething asking what people's favorite part is. This is how you troll, just pure seethe farming from harmless antics, not rushing to violate graves out of anger or starting some weird anger campaign because some imagined netiquette was violated

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He's now selling t-shirts about Dax seething asking what people's favorite part is. This is how you troll, just pure seethe farming from harmless antics, not rushing to violate graves out of anger or starting some weird anger campaign because some imagined netiquette was violated

“Monetize Your Haters” reaches its next logical step.

https://x.com/therippaverse/status/1722389431590547675

Now THIS I really want to see Dax’s reaction to.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Suffer cow

That's nawt MOOOOOOOOOOO

Successful Eric July crowdfunds: 3
Successful Juju TV pitches: 0

And Eric's only been doing this for a year, right? Total ISOM victory.

The soy positively dripping off this tweet, absolutely pathetic. You could madlibs this into a Tumblrite crying about comics by bigots selling better than stunning and brave queer PoC and the tone would be exactly the same.

Cope and seethe, Dax, you will never be a TV personality.

Maybe, the biggest problem in the universe is Dax's lack of creativity......

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Nick Mullen.

What's Nick's opinion on trans people, like that Wisconsin spa tranny? Please show us a complitation of his amazing tranny jokes from the last 2 years.

How about socialism does he have any connections to any socialist or antikiwifarms people?

 

[BIG_BRAD]

He's now selling t-shirts about Dax seething asking what people's favorite part is. This is how you troll, just pure seethe farming from harmless antics, not rushing to violate graves out of anger or starting some weird anger campaign because some imagined netiquette was violated

“Monetize Your Haters” reaches its next logical step.

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https://x.com/therippaverse/status/1722389431590547675

Now THIS I really want to see Dax’s reaction to.

don't worry they're already both coping and seething

https://twitter.com/VitoComedy/status/1722395331210682701

 

[Mr. Manchester]

don't worry they're already both coping and seething

https://twitter.com/VitoComedy/status/1722395331210682701

Vito can't bully anyone. Anyone who likes Vito can't bully anyone. They're only capable of molesting children.

 

[Null]

Yeah, it's a bad idea to even try that shit because it's just going to give juju a big prostate orgasm.

 

[AnOminous]

There’s people actually trying to call this a fail because “lol he didn’t make a million dollars in a day! Dumb July is gonna go bankrupt!”

As if making $800K in three days is some wildly common occurrence for everyone. It’s bizarre.

The cope is off the charts. And why the fuck is anyone even mad about this? Bunch of goddamn retards.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The cope is off the charts. And why the fuck is anyone even mad about this? Bunch of goddamn retards.

Best I can tell? He mocked Marvel and DC current comics for being shit. I think that’s what got a lot of the more obsessed weirdos so butt-blasted originally. And they never let it go.