"Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw - The only thing worth watching on The Escapist

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She flew half way across the world, to some city that in some country that is not even a real tourist destination (most tourists visiting Australia would go to Sydney), to get it on with some semi-famous internet dude..

Sounds like Lowtax's last wife. Hopefully this ends with similar results.
 
I don't see a "Stay Tuned for next week's Zero Punctuation! Please buy our membership to see it early!" advertisement from Escapist on that Sonic video, so I am guessing this really was the last ZP episode with Yathzee in it. LMAO
I wonder how many game overs he got in it before he called it quits?
 
I don't see a "Stay Tuned for next week's Zero Punctuation! Please buy our membership to see it early!" advertisement from Escapist on that Sonic video, so I am guessing this really was the last ZP episode with Yathzee in it. LMAO
I wonder how many game overs he got in it before he called it quits?
I mean, knowing hes a bitch that proudly admitted to play MGS4 and Wildlands on easy difficulty or dropping Desperados 3 mid game, kinda tells me he hates games with a challange, despite his faffing about the Souls series.
 
It is staggering to me that he basically created a product that kept another company afloat for years which effectively does not exist outside of his product and at the end of this he has nothing to show for it. His life's work, completely owned by another man after 15 years.
No tears. His content has been shitty for years.
I hope Australia has good unemployment.

Moron gave up the rights to his content, for a small but steady paycheck
Rest in Piss, Goon.
 
YoungYea of all people has decided to cover this shitstorm a few days after all the big news happened, oh and he deleted and reuploaded it an hour later to edit out him misspelling Escapist.
I really dont get the corporate greed part. Their numbers were bad, so they took an axe to this, could have they gone about it better? Sure I wont disagree. But this wasnt some evil-handle bar moustache twirling thing, it was to work off the costs of stuff thats losing you cash.
 

TL;DW: Yahtzee says it's another tepidly bogstandard Sonic game. The tacked-on Multiplayer modes are a baffling waste of time.
Chris-Chan reference at 3:48

Yahtzee likes Souls because it's popular to like it. He's an NPC.
He didn't like it before, for completely reasonable reasons, and then he did a complete 180 after it blew up. That shattered my trust in his recommendations.
 
Ironic whenever Sonic tries something new, this fedora faggot raged about it. Sonic goes to be more OG, this faggot still rages about it.
To be fair, he's right about the multiplayer parts of the game. Other than that, it's mostly the final bosses that I've seen people complain about (multiple phases, no extra rings or checkpoints, instant kill attacks and you can only hit them at precise moments) as well as the Jun Senoue-composed music on the soundtrack.

It's not as good as Frontiers (especially with all its DLC improvements), but it's a far cry from the mediocrity of either episode of Sonic 4.
 
Why Yathzee stuck around with him I will never know, but I figure it's because deep inside he is the same kind of soyboy as Nick.
I don't want to be too much of a cunt to Yahtzee because i liked a lot of his content over the years but you just have to take one look at him to see that he isn't a peak alpha male supreme. Birds of a feather and all that applies.
 
YoungYea of all people has decided to cover this shitstorm a few days after all the big news happened, oh and he deleted and reuploaded it an hour later to edit out him misspelling Escapist.
The Escapist is a corporation? It's a failed website that finally reached its sinking ship phase. Trying to spin it as "capitalism bad" is just reaching, especially as YoungYea is infamous for fellating actual corporations. Was the initial firing even explained? Could just as easily being the guy was a sex pest, which is the norm in these gaming journos.
 
Her voice can raise the dead.

Any time stamps for those shrill moments? I listened to a minute and she sounded like any other generic "The Wall, +-5 years" basic bitch.
Or are you using that in a euphematic way that tells us you've got low standards for phone sex operators? (or necromancers)
 
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Any time stamps for those shrill moments? I listened to a minute and she sounded like any other generic "The Wall, +-5 years" basic bitch.
Or are you using that in a euphematic way that tells us you've got low standards for phone sex operators? (or necromancers)
Maybe it's just me that finds her voice to be annoyingly shrill. Like a pitchfork on a chalkboard.
So *that's* why he married her. Silent Hill 2 reference!
It was her laugh, me thinks.
 
Non-Yahtzee numbers might have been bad, but still better than Rooster Teeth, and somehow that zombie is still shambling along.
 
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