Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[PipTheAlchemist]

Pooner asks r/askgaybros what can a real man's dick do that a TIFs rot dog can't do?She also has a post on FtM where she asks for a sub where gay men confirm her delusions.
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And they say based gays don't exist

 

[Glowie]

Pooner asks r/askgaybros what can a real man's dick do that a TIFs rot dog can't do?She also has a post on FtM where she asks for a sub where gay men confirm her delusions.
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Inb4 post is removed to defend pooner honor. Power mods love trannies.

Pooners want to appeal to gay men desperately. The lot are self loathing lunatics. Just like any other troon.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Inb4 post is removed to defend pooner honor. Power mods love trannies.

Pooners want to appeal to gay men desperately. The lot are self loathing lunatics. Just like any other troon.

That subreddit gets multiple questions a week asking the same thing and the gay guys are tired of it, consistently downvoting it and complaining about mods not deleting the "Would you fuck a pooner?" threads.

 

[Poonocchio]

To you^ & the rest of you: She’s awesome, and she’s a kiwi fan. Go watch her!

She's great, the Scottish have a great sense of humour.

 

[Glowie]

That subreddit gets multiple questions a week asking the same thing and the gay guys are tired of it, consistently downvoting it and complaining about mods not deleting the "Would you fuck a pooner?" threads.

Can pooners and pooners fuck eachother instead of bothering normal people already?

Thirsty trannies are a menace, mentally unhinged and need a discord hugbox when they have gender dissonance, schizoid episode and suicide bait for sympathy. Every last one of them.

You have to pretty desperate to fuck a literal health risk

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Not to mention that it comes from the G subreddit.I know this get stated a lot but despite the force grouping of LGBTQ it does seem like there's a divide in the community.I literally only see self proclaim LGB teenagers who support trans rights.Even if the majority of LGB did support "trans rights" its sounding more and more like "TRA on the streets, TERFS in the sheets."

Oh trust me, I am well aware. But I always saw this as a real life thing that was strictly segregated from the internet virtue signal echo chamber. Looks like things are catching up to reality.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Pooner asks r/askgaybros what can a real man's dick do that a TIFs rot dog can't do?She also has a post on FtM where she asks for a sub where gay men confirm her delusions.
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That gay chad has just coined a pooner's version of "You will never be a woman".

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Can pooners and pooners fuck eachother instead of bothering normal people already?

Thirsty trannies are a menace, mentally unhinged and need a discord hugbox when they have gender dissonance, schizoid episode and suicide bait for sympathy. Every last one of them.

You have to pretty desperate to fuck a literal health risk

If it's any comfort, the straight women who become pooners and bother gay men will most likely suffer from debilitating osteoporosis as testosterone already causes that in women and then the HIV prevention drug, Truvada (aka PrEP), has as its main side effect bone density loss and pooners love to take that to say "SEE, I'M A GAY MAN, TOO!" So get ready for that saga.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Can pooners and pooners fuck eachother instead of bothering normal people already?

Is a bit like asking if femcels and incels can get it on with each other already and get over it but in reality it doesn't happen as often as it should.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

If it's any comfort, the straight women who become pooners and bother gay men will most likely suffer from debilitating osteoporosis as testosterone already causes that in women and then the HIV prevention drug, Truvada (aka PrEP), has as its main side effect bone density loss and pooners love to take that to say "SEE, I'M A GAY MAN, TOO!" So get ready for that saga.

Holy shit. That's a double whammy. It worsens Hep B too apparently.

What should I tell my healthcare provider before taking TRUVADA?
Before taking TRUVADA, tell your healthcare provider about all of your medical conditions, including if you:
• have liver problems, including HBV infection
• have kidney problems or receive kidney dialysis treatment
• have bone problems
• are pregnant or plan to become pregnant. It is not known if TRUVADA can harm your unborn baby. Tell your
healthcare provider if you become pregnant during treatment with TRUVADA.
Pregnancy Registry: There is a pregnancy registry for people who take TRUVADA during pregnancy. The purpose
of this registry is to collect information about the health of you and your baby. Talk with your healthcare provider about how you can take part in this registry.
• are breastfeeding or plan to breastfeed. TRUVADA can pass to your baby in your breast milk.
• Do not breastfeed if you have HIV-1 or if you think you have recently become infected with HIV-1 because of the risk of passing HIV-1 to your baby.
• If you take TRUVADA for HIV-1 PrEP, talk with your healthcare provider about the best way to feed your baby.
Tell your healthcare provider about all the medicines you take, including prescription and over-the-counter
medicines, vitamins, and herbal supplements.
Some medicines may interact with TRUVADA. Keep a list of your medicines and show it to your healthcare provider and pharmacist when you get a new medicine.
• You can ask your healthcare provider or pharmacist for a list of medicines that interact with TRUVADA.
• Do not start a new medicine without telling your healthcare provider. Your healthcare provider can tell you if it is safe to take TRUVADA with other medicines.

I didn't know that it was a daily dose drug. That's nice for GILD stockholders. Not so nice for accidental pregnancies though. But pregnant pooners can register to be research guinea pigs if they want. "Sign up to help future PrEP pooners, Aiden! When a future PrEP pooner gets knocked up, he'll be glad that you did!"

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

To add to more gay guys being blunt about sex, here's a pooner looking for validation to "top" (read: peg with a fake penis) gay guys from r/AskGayBros that @Jacques1194 posted a reply from (also, I have a pic of the pooner who typed that):

I think it's adorable that your screenshots show all the upoots and downdoots you did. #HashtagOpSec #HashtagDon'tTouchThePoo

 

[Hepativore]

Somebody should make a simple zombie game in which you play as a group of survivors shooting pooners/troons from the windows of a barricaded house...and the pooners would mutter stuff like...

"Dood!....Valid!...Join us!

Troons would say stuff like

"Hatching eggs!...TERF!...Cis scum!..."

As they mindlessly shamble forward.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rounding up this Pooner from that vile fucking child killers thread.

Boil in Eternal Shit Audrey Hale.
Born a female, lived as a female, and died like a bitch.
YWNBAM

 

[Piss Bear]

Holy fuck so this is what puberty blockers do to a pooner.

She's trying to be a tough little dood and a mean woman-hater, she hates women and their vaginas! But in the end she ends up getting searched by a woman anyways because "she is legally still considered a woman."
This video fucked with my brain. I need you guys to see it too and hear your thoughts.

I was wondering what the fuck is wrong with this person the entire video, she didn't freak out over being misgendered so I thought it's just a really small deformed girl? But no, it's definitely a little dood. So manly!

Here's a low-quality local archive.

 

["Not" Count Dankula]

Pooner asks r/askgaybros what can a real man's dick do that a TIFs rot dog can't do?She also has a post on FtM where she asks for a sub where gay men confirm her delusions.
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amazed that the original comment was allowed on reddit in the first place

for some reason I can't quote this particular post, but Mellorine passively mentioned "Kevin Spacey fanfic writer Aja Romano" as if that was just a perfectly commonplace occurence. Having followed hyperlink-after-hyperlink I still have no idea what the fuck this is all about, but it increasingly feels like the keffalsesque quivering rim of a deep, dark, fetid rabbit-hole

As things currently stand, "Aja Romano" could be one or many of several things:

• A fanfic writer who displays similar tendencies to Kevin Spacey (predatory, sneaky, etc)
• Someone who writes fanfic about things that Kevin Spacey has been in
• Someone who writes fanfic about Kevin Spacey as an abstracted, dramatized concept
• Someone who writes fanfic about Kevin Spacey's personal life
• Kevin Spacey himself, using a pseudonym to write fanfic

Some of which are weirder than others, but the majority of these are probably more bizarre and fascinating (and hopefully less depressing) than the subjects of this particular thread

That's all. Hope this was mildly entertaining and if you choose to soldier on with this thread you at least enjoy it

 

[Mellorine]

I should clarify Aja has claimed the Kevin Spacey fandom mailing list she built did not in fact contain real-person-fanfic of Kevin Spacey just "fangirl squee", and that it was deleted out from under her by a fellow admin out of fear Kevin Spacey's assistant had infiltrated the list and thus become aware of the relentless shipping they were doing between Spacey and other male actors. My apologies if I mislead anyone regarding the documented facts of the situation.

Writing fanfic about weirdo male celebrities is nearly a rite of passage for fujoshi and fupoonshi. Autoandrophiles are nearly as predictable as autogynephiles, imo.

 

["Not" Count Dankula]

I should clarify Aja has claimed the Kevin Spacey fandom mailing list she built did not in fact contain real-person-fanfic of Kevin Spacey just "fangirl squee", and that it was deleted out from under her by a fellow admin out of fear Kevin Spacey's assistant had infiltrated the list and thus become aware of the relentless shipping they were doing between Spacey and other male actors. My apologies if I mislead anyone regarding the documented facts of the situation.

Writing fanfic about weirdo male celebrities is nearly a rite of passage for fujoshi and fupoonshi. Autoandrophiles are nearly as predictable as autogynephiles, imo.

Thank you for the answer, but fuck me that just leaves more questions than answers

Half the words you used feel more like someone punching a keyboard than a series of tangible semantics, but if that makes sense to you and these people aren't immediate, obvious threats to their surroundings, more power to you, habibi weeb/fandom whisperer

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

Holy fuck so this is what puberty blockers do to a pooner.

She's trying to be a tough little dood and a mean woman-hater, she hates women and their vaginas! But in the end she ends up getting searched by a woman anyways because "she is legally still considered a woman."
This video fucked with my brain. I need you guys to see it too and hear your thoughts.

I was wondering what the fuck is wrong with this person the entire video, she didn't freak out over being misgendered so I thought it's just a really small deformed girl? But no, it's definitely a little dood. So manly!

Here's a low-quality local archive.
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I think there may be things other than testosterone flowing through that little pooners veins.

 

[Hepativore]

I think there may be things other than testosterone flowing through that little pooners veins.

Preexisting psychiatric disorders in pooners/troons are extremely common...and HRT simply adds more fuel to the fire in many cases.

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

Preexisting psychiatric disorders in pooners/troons are extremely common...and HRT simply adds more fuel to the fire in many cases.

I mean, I was thinking drugs, but you are not incorrect.