Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[zyclonPD]

How is the game right now in terms of bugs? Does it still lag constantly?

Gamefreaks entire bug staff seems to be solely focused on stopping bot trading right now and pushing out the next $30 dlc to sell you access to more of the Pokémon Dex they purposefully didn't Include in the base game.

Blaine's goes over it a bit in his new announcement giveaway but they added an extra generated Mon check for Mew, Magearna and a few others out of the blue for reasons.

This is the Pokémon company in 2023, trying to ensure you don't get access to Pokémon you have no way of obtaining through any means necessary. Bug fixing is the last thing these Jews are thinking about.

 

[I_Lurk_Here]

That BW3 romhack forces you to be BROWN (at least as the female character), asks who you want to play as instead of asking if you're a boy or girl and mentions that your mother is a lesbian.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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That BW3 romhack forces you to be BROWN (at least as the female character), asks who you want to play as instead of asking if you're a boy or girl and mentions that your mother is a lesbian.

Into the garbage it goes
See, this is why I am picky as to what romhacks I play, and mostly focusing on total conversions of vanilla titles for now.
At least this isn't as bad as another pokefan game I saw, Phoenix Rising or something. It had a youngster model, except it was a tranny youngster so it was a "Youngster Zoey" instead of a "Youngster Zack". There were also two dudes having a gay marriage and all sorts of other cringy shity, /vp/ had a blast and doxed the lead dev behind that mess(of course he was Swedish, why wouldn't he be?)

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Black & White and Black & White 2 were both terrible games. The last good Pokémon game was Ultra Sun & Moon. No, Legends Arceus wasn’t good, stop pretending you liked it.

 

[AskeDead]

Black & White and Black & White 2 were both terrible games. The last good Pokémon game was Ultra Sun & Moon. No, Legends Arceus wasn’t good, stop pretending you liked it.

Legends Arceus was trash but pretending to like either SM game is hilarious

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

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That BW3 romhack forces you to be BROWN (at least as the female character),

That is fine. Unova is based o New York.

asks who you want to play as instead of asking if you're a boy or girl

That is fine. That is barely a change.

and mentions that your mother is a lesbian.

/beat/
*vomits*
Chlamydia!

I am still going to try the hack, since I have my heart set on that hack, but I wish that I can de-woke that hack.
At least my Scarlet/Violet demake is not going to have that problem. I simply do not feel the need of woking every fanwork I do.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Unfortunately it's a wannabe-troon with a weird spergy voice even for spergs, but as far as I know, no one else has talked about this particular glitch.

 

[30+GameOvers]

That is fine. Unova is based o New York.

American region are unironically whiter than the Euro ones, which makes this hilarious. If you count Orre, I think there is literally only one in the entire region and he's in an optional side area.
Editing a sprite sheet is banal anyways if you have the right tools, so it's not like you can't edit out the nigger. Ditto with textboxes, gender select screen might be harder, and there is probably more pozz waiting for the players.
Not worth it, imo. At this point, I would rather just play BW1 or 2 again, or one of it's romhacks. I think I heard of one that basically remakes Gold/Silver in that engine, so if it's out there, that's all you really need.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Voice acting literally adds nothing, modern voice acting is garbage enough to detract from what is on screen. Adding voice acting would hamper/reduce what content they can put into the already barebones games.

Nintendo voice acting is especially awful. I’m genuinely wondering how adding voice acting to Mario and Zelda sounded good in any way. (And yeah, I know Mario technically had voice acting before, but not full sentences.) Any kids game is better without hearing obnoxious voices.

 

[Fishious Rend]

Into the garbage it goes
See, this is why I am picky as to what romhacks I play, and mostly focusing on total conversions of vanilla titles for now.
At least this isn't as bad as another pokefan game I saw, Phoenix Rising or something. It had a youngster model, except it was a tranny youngster so it was a "Youngster Zoey" instead of a "Youngster Zack". There were also two dudes having a gay marriage and all sorts of other cringy shity, /vp/ had a blast and doxed the lead dev behind that mess(of course he was Swedish, why wouldn't he be?)

man i would to see that 4chan thread, that sounds like a blast.

 

[30+GameOvers]

man i would to see that 4chan thread, that sounds like a blast.

Doing some digging around, sadly the archives for /vp/ are borked, so you won't get to see the whole experience.
Here is the original threads, in all their glory(most images missing):
Part 1 - https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/35654833
Part 2 - https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/35658699
Found an archive with images, but it doesn't go as far back as 2018. Here is some image results:

https://arch.b4k.co/vp/search/image/rWnMPBb_yFawLeYtVwiEnQ/

https://arch.b4k.co/vp/search/image/A9cDeRcwiixnnmwBhWyLQw/ - (an example of MANY edits made to "Youngster Zoey", the trooned out youngster model from ORAS I think). Note the "Shadman" edit on the original thread that I sadly cannot find
https://arch.b4k.co/vp/search/image/ZH6XEpObizoHof8Ni63IpA/ - Apparently three times the fangame has been mentioned in the 2020s
https://arch.b4k.co/vp/search/image/_a8ZoBCW6hWmlQ_KXyooIQ/ - Gay couple out on a picnic
https://arch.b4k.co/vp/search/image/Fhjd20F2qkz5nT9wstL7tg/ - What appears to be a gay wedding, I remember people joking that the two couples here or in the other link are Youngster Zoey's two gay dads
https://arch.b4k.co/vp/search/image/dLy6LkMgovKdbD3U3Bb3wg/ - Image from romhack general that mocks Phoenix Rising
https://arch.b4k.co/vp/search/image/Ixzt-ECjysShH-N484thFg/ - Original Youngster Zoey picture for reference
Not found, sadly: Images of Gav(Dev/Lead of the Project) and all the various hilarious screencaps from their discord, including them admitting to shilling the game on /vp/, calling 4channers a "bunch of pissy manbabies", tranny and LGBT circlejerking as well as Gav's reaction to being doxed in the thread in real time. Note the similarities to Fallout Frontier with the 7+ year development period, how the devs shilled the project and then cried when 4chan mocked them back.

I'm sure someone can clue you in on the drama or the missing images if you go on /vp/
Edit: Forgot to mention that jannies got really pissy after the devs were bullied at a certain point and started banning people mocking the devs or the game. Jannies are trannies, what else is new? Either way, once people stopped taking the piss or were banned for it, the game fizzled out and nobody talks about it anymore except for a quick chuckle

 

[I_Lurk_Here]

Doing some digging around, sadly the archives for /vp/ are borked, so you won't get to see the whole experience.

I don't know if I've said this before in this thread but this considerably upsets me. I remember around 2020/21 I spent a good bit of time searching through the archives for funny threads and artwork - then one day Nyafuu lost all its images. Other boards too sometimes have artwork request threads and if you don't save them, it's lost forever. (Unless you ask people for their collections, which I've done I think once.)

 

[30+GameOvers]

I don't know if I've said this before in this thread but this considerably upsets me. I remember around 2020/21 I spent a good bit of time searching through the archives for funny threads and artwork - then one day Nyafuu lost all its images. Other boards too sometimes have artwork request threads and if you don't save them, it's lost forever. (Unless you ask people for their collections, which I've done I think once.)

I believe nyafuu are your typical discord anime avatar troons, and this was the result of them falling out. I don't know the details but I do know they filtered "PreciousLeaf" from search results, which is hilarious when you look how that cow ended up.
This is why you always use an archive site or even a full page screenshotting tool to capture everything, these 4chan archives are bound to shit the bed eventually.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

American region are unironically whiter than the Euro ones, which makes this hilarious. If you count Orre, I think there is literally only one in the entire region and he's in an optional side area.
Editing a sprite sheet is banal anyways if you have the right tools, so it's not like you can't edit out the nigger. Ditto with textboxes, gender select screen might be harder, and there is probably more pozz waiting for the players.
Not worth it, imo. At this point, I would rather just play BW1 or 2 again, or one of it's romhacks. I think I heard of one that basically remakes Gold/Silver in that engine, so if it's out there, that's all you really need.

Oh, no. I am capable, especially after tha time hacking pokegold.
The source is open, too. I can simply recompile a 'de-woked' version. I can find any woke bits further along the line.
I a more thinking if I could be bothered.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I looked thru some really old folders of mine, and I actually found some images posted during the Phoenix Rising debacle. This includes a very low res thumbnail of the very much coveted "Youngster Zoey Shadman.jpg". in one of them. These should give you the idea of how these threads went down on /vp/:

Spoiler

 

[Executive Petrel]

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Black & White and Black & White 2 were both terrible games. The last good Pokémon game was Ultra Sun & Moon. No, Legends Arceus wasn’t good, stop pretending you liked it.

Facts, but the remainder of this is retarded.

 

[Lone Star]

Sincerely don't even get it. I never had a problem with Cynthia in Diamond and Pearl. Was she that much of a barrier to people? Just grind before the Elite Four and there's no issue.

 

[Anonitolia]

I always found her Platinum team to be harder, and even then the main reason I'd fail against her was because my team was just a poor match. She's as easy as any other champion and her "hardest boss evar!1!!!1" reputation is severely overblown by sinnohfetuses.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I found her harder in DPP just because there isn't as much variety in encounters as there is in platinum and the level curve is slightly lower/there are not as many options for leveling up unless you go out of your way. Had the most vanilla team in pearl and won via item spam the first time I beat her.
BDSP was hardest but you could cheese her whole team with Weavile, that didn't work in the original games.