Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[spacko]

I cannot figure out what the fuck he was trying to write for a date.

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[Uber driver reviewer]

Our favorite boomer decided to smoke a brisket for the first time ever.

I wonder if him making a point in recording the trimming was a dig at Jack refusing to remove the membrane, much less the excess fat.

I’m making Rob’s brisket on Sunday. I’ll let the keewees and haydurs know how it comes out

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I cannot figure out what the fuck he was trying to write for a date.

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The Dollar General meal has already been sitting there for 5 years, no harm leaving it for another 11.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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"I'm almost positive it was less than Dollar General, I'll tell you at the end." "The grand total was... [hard cut to a slide that breaks down the prices]"

I'm pretty sure at no point in time he actually knew how much Tammy spent on his first of many Thanksgiving meals this year.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Why would you go to aldi and buy all name brand shit? You don't save money at aldi by buying brand name, you buy the generic shit. I'll be buying my turkey at kroger for $.49 a pound, it aint butterball, but its the same shit.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Here’s the Recipe section in the description:



Next time on Assembling With Jack: twelve pounds of ribs from DoorDash, A++ meat gud

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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This whole Aldi vs Dollar Tree spending concept is just a ruse so that this swine can pig out and have multiple thanksgiving dinners weeks before thanksgiving since he can't wait.

Also....SUGARRRR! Fortunately Jack only had a bite of the cake and gave away the rest to the homeless much to Junior's dismay.

 

[AnOminous]

This whole Aldi vs Dollar Tree spending concept is just a ruse so that this swine can pig out and have multiple thanksgiving dinners weeks before thanksgiving since he can't wait.

Also....SUGARRRR! Fortunately Jack only had a bite of the cake and gave away the rest to the homeless much to Junior's dismay.

I hope he strokes out without even getting to Thanksgiving on one of his vile concoctions.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

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Did he really say he would season the side of the bird off camera? When he attached the thermometer probe into the bird, it was zoomed in. The wings look like they got more seasoning, but on the side it doesn't look like it got any. Is he covering up a mistake he made?

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Here’s the Recipe section in the description:

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Next time on Assembling With Jack: twelve pounds of ribs from DoorDash, A++ meat gud

That green bean casarole is going to cook into a solid lump. I've never ran into any recipes that entail just mixing the condensed soup and beans and thats it. At a bare minimum, some milk is added along with the condensed soup to add alittle moisture to the whole thing so its not a solid, sticky block when it comes out of the oven. Did he even season the mixture ? Not even some pepper?

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Must this guy insist on having char-burnt skin on everything? That looks like a half-way decent turkey but then he ruined that shit by throwing it in the broiler for an hour. You can also tell that he pulled a classic Jack Scalfani move by trying to pick some of the burnt skin off but then just gave up. Lmao. If I had the misfortunate luck of having to spend time with this spread at Thanksgiving, I'd unironically would just munch on the Hawaiian rolls and the chocolate cake. The two things that the Scalfani family had nothing to do with. He must be getting insecure however because this is the second video he didn't do an actual review and he didn't show any cooking... on a 'cooking' channel. I can't wait for Rob to one-up this fat idiot by making a tastier meal with the same ingredients.


>$44.01

>$49.99

Hmph....Tamham got herself an over-priced, small but cute Lego center piece for $50. Probably told Jack that he has to shop at Aldi's for his shitty Youtube videos job because she's the only one with a real one. He still almost spent as much as she did. Just get that generic turkey. It ain't a Butterball, Foster Farms or whatever the fuck but the goal was to spend the least amount of money as possible and he still seemed too fail. (Never shopped at Aldi's so I don't know the chain's turkey selection or anything for all that matters so I could be entirely wrong.) Furthermore, he says he doing more Thanksgiving videos so we have a few more weeks of content to look forward too so for that, thanks Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

Did he even season the mixture ? Not even some pepper?

Jack don't season he food.

Must this guy insist on having char-burnt skin on everything? That looks like a half-way decent turkey but then he ruined that shit by throwing it in the broiler for an hour.

And this is how you end up with a dry-ass turkey that's like chewing on a mummy's taint.

I mean God forbid this fat fuck should brine it or even get an injectable or even do the bare minimum of basting it.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I mean God forbid this fat fuck should brine it or even get an injectable or even do the bare minimum of basting it.

That would require Jack to get up regularly to attend to the food, which he doesn't seem physically capable of. I'm convinced this is half of the reason for his smoker obsession - Put meat in, do absolutely fucking nothing for a while, get presumably delicious meats outs. This gives him more time to be wrong on Quora, or mad at facebook.

 

[Headlight Disco]

I’m making Rob’s brisket on Sunday. I’ll let the keewees and haydurs know how it comes out

honestly Rob is a more successful influencer than Jack will ever be, cause man do I wanna make some brisket right now.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack don't season he food.

And this is how you end up with a dry-ass turkey that's like chewing on a mummy's taint.

I mean God forbid this fat fuck should brine it or even get an injectable or even do the bare minimum of basting it.

We remember how his last brine turned out.

EDIT: All of his Thanksgiving videos are hilariously bad over the years.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Was it last year he poisoned some poor soldier with a freeze dried thanksgiving "meal"?

 

[p1138]

Oh, so Fatty used 2 rubs for his turkey? Hmmm

Literally everything on his table for that "amazing aldi's spread" was sugar except for the fucking turkey... and he probably coated THAT in sugar too hence looking fucking burnt.

Fucking called it. Fat fuck covered his turkey in sugar and burnt it.

Was it last year he poisoned some poor soldier with a freeze dried thanksgiving "meal"?

He at least pretended to, then we never heard anything about it again as I recall.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

1-Gram serving sizes to get that coveted "Zero Calories" line, lmao. That feels like its taking the piss, that's not gonna get you very far on anything that already has strong flavors, like meats. Maybe if you were seasoning a serving of boiled peas, it'd be enough. I know its not unique to Jacks selection, it just always amuses me though that they've got basically pure sugar powder and can rules lawyer it away.

The fact he used it to 'Caramelize' the outside of his turkey, that however is 100% unique Jack. Its impressive how he keeps managing this.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'll never understand why Jack is such a miser when it comes to food but blows thousands of TamHam's money on smokers and other single-use appliances each year.

Maybe it's a throwback to his younger days when his Mom was on food stamps? Or he's trying to play this up as, "I'm just trying to help people on a budget" kind of thing. But we all know why he's doing it. It means he gets to have Thanksgiving more than once this month.

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There's no real cooking involved with this. Everything is either ready made or just thrown together. Just more evidence that Jagoff has no interest in cooking. He just wants food as quickly and easily as possible.

Was it last year he poisoned some poor soldier with a freeze dried thanksgiving "meal"?

Did he ever mention anything else about it? He said he was going to send it to some soldier but we never get any closure on that anecdote. Almost as if it never happened and he just ate it himself.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Was it last year he poisoned some poor soldier with a freeze dried thanksgiving "meal"?

It probably got confiscated before it ever reached him. Most likely because the whole thing was a biohazard.