Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Breadbear]

I also can't imagine Polissa eating a dinner of potatoes, green beans, and corn and being content with it as dinner.

That's for poor people. That doesn't nourish the soul.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

*deep gasp* Here's the deal! As the amount of videos I have seen increased tonight, about the possibility of a full banking collapse within uh, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, and a couple of the other really big ones... If you bank with those, go check your banking accounts right now. And, this is not to cause alarm, this is not to cause panic, this is not to cause a run! But if you have any amount of money that is significant to you... I would not be leaving it in those banks right now! In fact, I would be there first thing Monday morning, tomorrow morning, getting my money out of those banks!

Polissa: This isn't about a run on the bank. But if I was you, I would run straight to the bank first thing tomorrow and demand to take all of your money out. Trust me, I have a financial mind that can only be honed after weeks of working in a bank's call centre

Also, holy shit. The fed needs to do something about the uncontrolled inflation of Polissa's massive fucking skull. The calories required to expand that greasy pumpkin of hers must be ten times what's going into Josh.

 

[Club Sandwich]

That doesn't nourish the soul.

i know it was a point she made about rice and beans everyone was basically bashing her over the head with, but has she ever defined "soul food" specifically beyond that? i wonder because she much early has said stuff about how she couldn't eat Red 40 and rejected chicken wings et c because of reasons.

 

[alpro whore]

why on god's green earth is Polissa theorising about banks collapsing when she supposedly has fuck all to her name finances-wise. she isn't going to lose any of HER money because she has none and does not earn her own money; it's all just scrounged from some source, whether it be from family or gubmint because of undiagnosed or just straight-up made-up disabilities.

bitch about something that concerns you, it doesn't mean shit who you used to work for or what you worked as, you don't now. people who do are too busy to scaremonger and cry about random conspiracies they find and source from internet specials.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Make it make sense

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Had any of us been shown the word "Polissa," and asked what it signified, would any of us have guessed it was a woman's name, instead of, say, a village in Ukraine, or a rejected product name?

It sounds like what a 4chan /pol/ user would name their daughter, if not Erika with a K.

 

[ZB927]

Make it make sense

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The vibrations from the Jodee Norene Kalra delusion train are felt everywhere.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Two things:

That "album cover" gives me some 2000-era high schooler vibes. Not the type of thing they listened to. The type of thing they made as an assignment in computer class.

Polissa is not a prepper. A lot of preppers are crazy, but they're an active, capable sort of crazy. They need to accumulate bullets and can things and such. Polissa claims she's too disabled to peel a potato; Unless she's lying, her only option if the current system collapses is death.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Polissa claims she's too disabled to peel a potato; Unless she's lying, her only option if the current system collapses is death.

Pshaw preppers eat poor people food. Canned food for our gorl?

Never!

Polissa: This isn't about a run on the bank. But if I was you, I would run straight to the bank first thing tomorrow and demand to take all of your money out. Trust me, I have a financial mind that can only be honed after weeks of working in a bank's call centre

I love how stupid she is sometimes. Was she roasted in the comments about the 1930s soup kitchen lines? I wanna see Pissy Pants then survive a dust bowl.

Fuck this bitch wants to kill us all

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

What the devil is going on here? How did she get almost four thousand followers?

Bots and undercover Kiwis following her for real-time lols?

It's nice to know that no matter how long a Kiwi may take a break from the thread, Polissa never changes. She still thinks her bad cosplay and pitiful art are better than they are, and she still (sadly) mistreats the animals around her #SaveSalazar . Even Josh can't catch a break as his latest job seems to pia via direct deposit and his debit card is somewhere in the mail.

I wonder what happens next in the continuing adventures of Two Tub Trumpet Terrace .

 

[FarmVille]

Make it make sense

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[Haram Habibi]

Worst thing about this thread......besides the animal abuse, of course......is every time I read this damn thing, y'all start talking about rice and beans.

Then I start thinking about all the great ways to eat them (personal faves - refried beans/Spanish rice, or a nice bowl of "moros y cristianos" - black beans and rice Cuban style) and get hungry. Dammit.

Am I too late to pull all my Vast Family Fortune (TM) out of the bank and stock up on some staples? HALP ME, POLISSA!!

 

[stupid frog]

Worst thing about this thread......besides the animal abuse, of course......is every time I read this damn thing, y'all start talking about rice and beans.

Then I start thinking about all the great ways to eat them (personal faves - refried beans/Spanish rice, or a nice bowl of "moros y cristianos" - black beans and rice Cuban style) and get hungry. Dammit.

Am I too late to pull all my Vast Family Fortune (TM) out of the bank and stock up on some staples? HALP ME, POLISSA!!

Poor girl, your soul must be so unnourished.

 

[Meowzers]

Worst thing about this thread......besides the animal abuse, of course......is every time I read this damn thing, y'all start talking about rice and beans.

Then I start thinking about all the great ways to eat them (personal faves - refried beans/Spanish rice, or a nice bowl of "moros y cristianos" - black beans and rice Cuban style) and get hungry. Dammit.

Am I too late to pull all my Vast Family Fortune (TM) out of the bank and stock up on some staples? HALP ME, POLISSA!!

ugh, same. the very same day when i read that initial sperging on the thread from polissa's hot take i got a mad craving for rice and beans and made jambalaya, or something i guess you could call close to jambalaya. probably belongs on the poorfag recipe thread, but i'd hardly call it a recipe as much as it was just throwing shit in a pot. but it was rice, can of kidney beans, canned tomatoes, andouille sausage and a fuckton of creole seasoning and whatever else i had in the spice cabinet to make that ish spicy as possible. everything i already had in the cupboards except the sausage. she wasn't the prettiest, healthiest or most authentic thing in the world (needed some veggies in there but i was too tired after work to do that) but was just ~5 ingredients, one pot, 30 minutes, only downside was needing to use my government alotted jimmy dean money to splurge on $4 sausage. my soul felt pretty nourished

tl;dr polissa is fat, would not sex, bitch has no creativity if she can't make rice 'n beans work in some way. also did she ever get that much needed baby sling for lurch or did she do the more cost effective thing and put the damn cat on the floor so she could do her oh-so important work? a fast google search says you can make them with scarves or t-shirts.

 

[Free the Pedos]

In honor of our discussion coming full circle.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Dammit I want jambalaya now

tl;dr polissa is fat, would not sex, bitch has no creativity if she can't make rice 'n beans work in some way. also did she ever get that much needed baby sling for lurch or did she do the more cost effective thing and put the damn cat on the floor so she could do her oh-so important work? a fast google search says you can make them with scarves or t-shirts.

No, all she's done is post more 15 second filter videos. Here's her wearing an old age filter

She describes herself as looking like "Mamaw Susie." I'm assuming Susie was Granny Bets's mom?

 

[Blerg]

Ah yes, let’s pull all our money out of the banks! That’s never gone wrong before. Not like, a run in the banks or anything, just the very definition of “bank run”.

Great Depression isn’t just an inevitable result of my checking this thread, Polissa.

 

[LonesomeDud]

You people are stupid. I put all my money in candy wheelbarrows and Jimmy Bean Bowls.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

You people are stupid. I put all my money in candy wheelbarrows and Jimmy Bean Bowls.

Consider diversifying with some Mello Yello as well.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Also, hot take on Mamaw Susie: Mamaw Susie is fat, old, and I would not have sex with her.