Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 138 38.5%

  • Total voters
    358
Nick just doesn't get it. Most people start life at the bottom of the ladder, working retail, fast food, some entry level job or just good old fashioned labor. Sure these jobs suck dick but those bills ain't gonna pay themselves.

It's not even a "working class" or poor people thing. I mean getting a job just to pay for the weekend is pretty much a common thing among even the children of the rich. And you know what, it's a good thing. Working a shitty job builds character or at least gives you stories to tell. It's not that you're a better person for working these jobs but it does change you, all my former retail niggas out there know what I mean. For the poor souls still grinding that minimum wage, I feel you homeboys.
 
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I don't know why but someone replaced "graphic novels" with "manga" in that chart there. They didn't even get the font right.
If you look at this pie graph here, I think it will clear up any misgivings there are about manga somehow being more relevant than Marvel.
It's not like manga is 3x the size of Marvel like what your chart suggests; more like 12x the size of all superhero comics put together in the United States, not taking into account the rest of the world.

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The industry did it to themselves. My favorite anecdote about the utter shit show of modern superhero comics comes from when I was younger and still played tabletop games at the local comics and games store. This was probably six or seven years ago, somewhere after Avengers 2 being released. I watched a mother bring five(!) children into the shop, and these kids were fucking excited. Bouncing off the walls. Mom starts asking about comics, obviously knows between fuck and all.

"Well the oldest loves Iron Man"
"Sorry, Iron Man is now a teenage black girl"
"Uh, okay, what about Captain America?"
"Yeah he's a black guy now."
"Uh, okay, the Hulk?"
"Asian guy."
"The Wolverine?"
"Edgy teenage girl"
"Are there literally any comics at all featuring the guys in the movies?"
"No."
 
The industry did it to themselves. My favorite anecdote about the utter shit show of modern superhero comics comes from when I was younger and still played tabletop games at the local comics and games store. This was probably six or seven years ago, somewhere after Avengers 2 being released. I watched a mother bring five(!) children into the shop, and these kids were fucking excited. Bouncing off the walls. Mom starts asking about comics, obviously knows between fuck and all.
Yeah, it uh, hasn't really improved since then. Now it's more of a struggle of retaining any of the cumulative knowledge or even familiarity with the form of the medium as generations of America readers grow up exclusively on manga. Which I think puts Rekieta's comments that "manga is less important than western comics" in proper perspective. I follow comics over manga because that's just my personal preference; Nick built his channel off of being a passionate anime fan outraged over what happened to Vic Mignogna.
 
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Oh right, he'd taken that case because he was friends with the guilty party and wanted to help her get a lighter sentence. Her excuse was that she was so upset when she found out her husband was secretly gay that she was forced to become a white collar criminal to save her marriage. Utter nonsense.
thats a weird story in hindsight, really gives some credit to the whole "nick's a fag" theory.
his drunk-ass old coot was easily a genius in the high 150s and that was in his 70s.
as the 'cels on /r9k/ will tell you its not about how large your cock is, its about how well you can make use of it
Patrick is a huge well of legal content he could've made bank from,
Nick wouldn't want those fans. A certain other closeted alcoholic named Ant learned the hard way they will turn on the people they become fans of. If Nick went so hard against Patrick, by the time of his stand up performance he'd have all his family members contacting him about certain comments flooding their facebook profiles. Then he'd get a call from Terry Clifford's son welcoming him to Jocktober.
If I remember it correctly, he was a hood nigger
say what you will about ghetto communities, they reward merit a lot more than public schools or any entry level job does. there's a reason they obsess over the hustle like a bunch of willy lomans. once they have their "come to jesus" moment and make it out of the hood their skills put them a lot further than anyone else. the guy with the biggest comedy festival in the US got his start working as one of those hoodrats selling tickets to broadway shows or comedy clubs for $5, his dad was a pimp and his mom a crackwhore. Eric July's understanding of shipping or turning product in on time is probably because of him thinking about comic books as a business rather than a grift like the upper class white guys like Nick or EVS do. Its like how some of the best comic book writers don't come at it from "i'm a guy writing about men in tights" they write about shit they enjoy and let it conform to the superhero title.
None of them would ever want their children to follow them into the trade
this is mostly true. In fact one of the best ways to get them to quit the business entirely is to bring up that your mom was a sex worker, even if its not true. A near psychopathic catholic lector would go to sex workers and do this, sometimes he'd even rope in particularly 'tistic guys to help him in almost a moral sting operation, almost every time the whores would quit within the year if not much sooner. he doesn't do any of that bullshit stuff like "you don't have to do this" or "god forgives" or anything like that, he just breaks through that compartmentalization with that and its like moral narcan. it fucks them up hard and you can see them barely attempt to continue the small talk after that.
Can you imagine this woman
most "sex workers" now aren't the usual black woman on the corner or at the strip club. they mean putting clips on OF and sometimes they get a few sales, they always have a real job and this is just their hobby basically. when you hear about women making a few hundred a month on OF this is who they mean. the ones talking to nick are the ones with social media and do articles in magazines and have face-out accounts and probably don't even have kids or if they do they're super young. If sex work didn't exist they'd still be swingers, its crazy how people forget that even outside of prostitution there were always these non-monogamist sexual types out there.
how generational wealth is basically gone by the 3rd or 4th generation.
that really depends on the wealth and the connections can always be there if you play your cards right.one of the great-great-great-great-grandson of mr.vanderbilt himself is one of the most popular screenwriters in hollywood and the writers guild went 5 months on strike just to give that guy a 50k bonus for his amazing work on streaming sites and that guy's cousin is notorious rich man Anderson Cooper or his other cousin the duke of Marlborough or his other cousin the accomplished blues musician or his other cousin who stars as the best modern day cowboy on justified.

Of course if by generational wealth you mean a guy that owns a 7/11 or chik-fil-a franchise yeah of course his grandkids won't want it and the wealth vanishes. Or if you exaggerate the wealth like what happened to Armie Hammer's family, Armie's great-grandfather was just a smuggler for the top guys in the soviet union, he died around the time it collapsed and the family had fuck all in actual assets. its why his father was a glorified conman that set up his own church for a few years and disowned Armie once he guy dropped out of high school, he couldn't afford to take care of the kid. his father abandoned the rest of the family a bit later and died mostly broke too. If anything Armie was pulling the same tactic Kayla was, marrying the richest loser he knew and having multiple kids with them.

Basically once you reach a certain income threshold and as long as you don't touch the principle its near impossible to piss away all that wealth, roughly the UHNWI level. if it does vanish by the 3rd or 4th generation it ends up being because of shit like the country being taken over by socialists or multi-decade double digit inflation destroying your wealth or assets.
 
I don't know why but someone replaced "graphic novels" with "manga" in that chart there. They didn't even get the font right.
If you look at this pie graph here, I think it will clear up any misgivings there are about manga somehow being more relevant than Marvel.
It's not like manga is 3x the size of Marvel like what your chart suggests; more like 12x the size of all superhero comics put together in the United States, not taking into account the rest of the world.

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I edited that awhile ago as a response, the original image was being used to hide the failures of modern western comics. They were pretending that “graphic novels” actually represented trade paperbacks of western woke shit. Didn’t feel the need to make it the same font because I intended the edit to be obvious, I also added the price change of comics to illustrate how they have essentially lost half of their audience but hid their shame by doubling the price per book. The image I posted only covers up to 2021 but according to what you posted that figure quadrupled in 2022 to $6 billion. Modern comic makers also attempt to hide their numbers by including illustrated educational materials in with “western comics”, while dumping their shit-tier ‘All New, All Different’ garbage on the Scholastic Book Fair and counting those as legitimate sales.

 
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I edited that awhile ago, because the image was originally being used to hide the failures of modern western comics. Didn’t feel the need to make it the same font because I intended the edit to be obvious, I also added the price changes of comics to illustrate how they have essentially lost half of their audience but hid it by doubling the price per book. Modern comic makers also attempt to hide their numbers by including educational materials which include a drawing, and dumping their shit tier comics on the scholastic book fair.l and counting those as sales.
Yeah, the ICv2 public comic reports deliberately omit data they do have like manga vs western comics because they're reliant on Bookscan sales figures that are given to comic shop owner Brian Hibbs unofficially through a connection with either Marvel or DC on behalf of local comic shop retailers. This is because BookScan data is proprietary and sold to publishers for hundreds of thousands of dollars, but without it comic shop owners have no idea what they should be buying, so the leaking of comic-related sales nationwide to this one guy is looked over by everyone involved.

The pie chart I posted was also from Hibbs but was smuggled out of a retailers-only panel. He has the data for a direct manga vs western comics comparison, he just doesn't publish it in ICv2 because his Marvel/DC benefactors will cut him off.
 
Oh man, you're right.

He couldn't even make it through the clip on @elb's channel without making a disgusting sexual joke about her.

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Look how satisfied he is after saying that.

What an absolute cretin.
A long time ago, I was getting ready to go to church and the only thing I had to eat was a leftover cheesy bean burrito from Taco Bell. So I eat that, wash it down with some coffee (heavy creamer), and I make it through the front doors just in time to hear the pastor talk about a eulogy he had to perform for family whose child had just lost a battle to cancer.

The wet fart I let rip in the middle of my pew went over better than that joke.
 
I would put the chances that Sean comes back on Rekieta's stream at around 1%. I'm guessing Nick's so angry he doesn't even want to mention him anymore.
I thought the same thing one of the last times Sean took shots at Rekieta, but then he was back on Nick's panels a few days later.

So, I dunno. Maybe.

Sean seems like one of those guys who is not gonna outright disavow Rekieta, but no love will be lost if Rekieta stops inviting him on.

Nick built his channel off of being a passionate anime fan outraged over what happened to Vic Mignogna.
Well, if you mean that was the grift, then yes.

I will tell you, however, that Nick is not really that much of an anime fan. Passionate or otherwise. The exception to this seems to be his somewhat disconcerting love for Redo of Healer, which is a relatively recent thing (the show didn't come out until 2021).
 
say what you will about ghetto communities, they reward merit a lot more than public schools or any entry level job does.
When the crabs in the bucket aren't trying to pull them back down, you mean.

I edited that awhile ago as a response, the original image was being used to hide the failures of modern western comics. They were pretending that “graphic novels” actually represented trade paperbacks of western woke shit. Didn’t feel the need to make it the same font because I intended the edit to be obvious, I also added the price change of comics to illustrate how they have essentially lost half of their audience but hid their shame by doubling the price per book. The image I posted only covers up to 2021 but according to what you posted that figure quadrupled in 2022 to $6 billion. Modern comic makers also attempt to hide their numbers by including illustrated educational materials in with “western comics”, while dumping their shit-tier ‘All New, All Different’ garbage on the Scholastic Book Fair and counting those as legitimate sales.
Jesus Christ imagine slithering and kiking up your numbers that much and still getting absolutely blown the fuck out and buck broken by the slanty-eyed menace
 
that makes me realize that I'm going to miss Cynthia's recaps because no one else is masochistic enough to watch and report back.
honestly was she really that bad? this was a Nick tier burning bridge, she seemed to have learned her lesson on the chris account. when we dogpiled on her for playing devils' advocate the first dozen times she took it in stride.
, or it's a low bitrate
90% shot its this, idiots forget to switch to a higher bitrate. its why netflix can look worse at 4k than 1080p, the bitrate can bes higher when looking at a 1080p video
sex toys he uses on his wife.
IIRC he said about the Knoxville trip that he didn't go on vacations with his wife without the kids since the last kid was born (5 years) meaning presumably they didn't have a sex field kit until early 2019, also how fucked are they that they can't handle less than a week without an entire field kit? I'm pretty sure not being at home and away from the kids would/should be enough to get them hot beyond needing "toys"
Yeah the problem is that he represented himself as a devout Christian that has an active part in his church, to include teaching Sunday school. So while in hindsight it's very easy to say "lmao he was always a degenerate lmao," that doesn't jive when we had literally no evidence of that degeneracy and significant evidence to the contrary for years.
If we can be honest with ourselves nick and dick both told us lies we wanted to believe, basically they were not degenerate sinners like the people they covered and they could walk through the kingdom of lolcows without being ones themselves, being e-celebs that were more similar to kiwifarmers than lolcows. Covering the freaks and giving their commentary was their version of being a farmer. They were better versions of Null, not only could they mock and gossip about lolcows but they had fulfilling lives, with family, hobbies, high incomes, important careers, etc. You could spend hours a week obsessing over this crap and also be amazing people, instead they were just liars. i do not doubt Nick was a fuck load more vanilla but as far back as the youtube killstream days Nick was both dickguarding hard and had blackout drunk streams. if this Eric July shit happened in 2019 he'd be doing the exact same shit.

Honestly even without the swinger stuff just from Nick defending Vito and Riley we'd still be calling him a degenerate even if he was keeping up appearances with the church. we'd assume the worst of him chatting with the leathery local women and people would be joking about hedo 2 even if he didn't actually go there. Honestly loving Dick is the biggest tell that he was a degenerate beyond everything else and is proof he always was. the main reason no one believed it was us lying to ourselves. Simple as.
Rewatching that stream might be worth while now that I know Nick is full of shit too.
you should PPP was literally right about everything. i remember @suicide2020 badgered @Captain Manning into admitting "Nick has changed/nick lied" after the 2nd time PPP was a guest.
had this asinine and obnoxious objection to people making money on the Internet.
The way him and godwinson described why made sense. In theory once you start making money online your fate is sealed to become a lolcow, because now that its your job you have to do crazier shit and you'll eventually get worn down into being a lolcow. PPP and Godwinson have certainly shown their asses once they had to rely on the internet for money. And Nick's alcohol intake was probably exacerbated by those superchats demanding he drink, the fact that Nick's highest earning day was also the worst day of his life seems like a story straight from the bible as well. Zidan was able to get away from it all because he didn't have to rely on streaming for an income, meanwhile Ethan's fate is to spend the rest of his waking life streaming because he can't work a regular job. Jarbo was flagging people because he of the stress of producing shows for an income (supposedly) and led him to say things he didn't mean or keep thoughts to himself about various subjects because it would hurt him financially when he truely was more entertaining and charismatic in the leaked discord calls. Warski was literally lighting himself on fire for $2 superchats because he needed that money so badly. the need to keep up an e-celeb career is probably the biggest reason lolcows are still lolcows covered by this site. if Wings or DSP or Boogie was doing videos as a hobby instead of needing the income to survive they would have stopped a long time ago.

And i'm just focusing on lolcows in this sector. podcast hosts admit to burn out rather quickly and enter into a "going through the motions" mode where they make shows because the need to vs having anything to say that particular week. You can't tell me your estimation of a lot of celebs didn't go down once you heard they were doing some bullshit "remembering a tv show episode by episode" style podcast. Even patreon podcasts, the episodes pre-quit your dayjob levels of cash always are better than the episodes where they're super rich and don't have to worry about anything ever. Shane Gillis old testament episodes of his podcast was a fuck load more raw honest and hilarious than every episode of his podcast post-snl cancelation where he just talks about how wonderful being around celebrities is.

Hell you could even make the argument for Chris Chan too, once the internet threatened to take away the tugboat after the rollin and trollin video he ended up right back to making videos and ended up in some of people's favorite trolling arc, but if he just got a job he probably would have socialized a bit more and stayed away from the internet and moved on with his life. a lot of his most obnoxious antics of the 2010s is from him having to shill his creations online and being desperate for money but not enough to get a job.
Kitchen. Nick gets more obnoxious when he has a prop to wave around (usually food or drink). He takes sips/bites to punctuate his thoughts because it provides visual emphasis and makes him appear more cavalier and "in control" in spite of his shaky hands.

Nick also gesticulates and is prone to swaying dramatically in and out of frame while in the kitchen as if he were giving a stage performance. Nick then becomes visibly in love with his own words, as he often did while doing toasts, and his speech becomes increasingly segmented and patronizing.

Maybe it's also because Nick is looking down at the camera, but his confidence makes him say really dumb stuff (with less alcohol than the hot tub streams). It's also where he shares his success stories about coming out ahead over the bottom-barrel KFers and PerceptionChek.

Also, the kitchen is also where Nick eats pasta right in front of the camera, where he looks the most alone, and where he pretends to be the most "real".
We should be thankful he didn't think to himself about how much he loves the way he acts in the kitchen streams and decided to have a standing desk streaming show nightly. that would have led to him drinking a lot less and the fans would have loved having every episode be a performance.
honestly surprised its that close, most comic book shops closed down in the 90s, meanwhile you can buy manga anywhere books are sold, that plus continuity lockout meant everyone was picking up Naruto #1 vs batman #9000 i also wonder what percentage of those comic books are the graphic novels or collected issues of classic stories vs sales from current titles.
ore like 12x the size of all superhero comics put together in the United States
that makes more sense, gun to my head i wouldn't have been able to tell you where to buy a comic book in the 90s in my hometown, i bet most kids outside of college towns or major metro areas have a similar story. pretty sure there wasn't even a place. Even if there was i doubt kids would be paying $3 for 24 pages of a quarter of a story. I'm sure most superhero book sales are stuff like watchmen or batman year one or other known stories from the titles maybe an omnibus. no one is rolling the dice on titles. I know maybe one guy that reads comic books and he picked up the hobby in college and is currently 35 but is an old school 35. the rest of us could just go to any book store or the library or even our public school if we wanted some manga, even 20 years ago there was an entire long aisle in every book store. every story in comic books going multiissue and the fear of continuity lockout also kept me from buying in.

Its straight up a "you reap what you sow" for me, manga being so much more accessible while comic books felt like trying to jump into a soap opera and its no wonder most people under 40 prefer anime&manga to comic books. you want to read all of Eren Yeager's story you just start at book #1 and proceed to the last one you want to read all of Star Lord's story then you have a whole reading list of nonsense you need to special order and it will cost you a fuckload more. the fact that characters can change so much because writers shift depending on the issue doesn't help nor does having the plots not being connected to each other and an expectation of stories and plots being loose enough that "anyone can jump in whenever" and the whole "status quo never changes" feel to comic books make everything meaningless. Mind you these aren't even modern complaints, Marvel in the 1960s was set in real time to do away with stuff like a non-changing status quo. but once they got brought up it became as bland as DC. Frank Richards has been a child for 55 years.
 
The comic book stuff is just classic Nick. Remember when he tried to play off as if he was a gun guy until some gun guys came on and made a fool of Nick? Now he plays all dumb when it comes to guns because he doesn't want to look like a fool. This probably explains why he won't go on yellowflash anymore, even that retard knows this stuff.
 
When the crabs in the bucket aren't trying to pull them back down, you mean.


Jesus Christ imagine slithering and kiking up your numbers that much and still getting absolutely blown the fuck out and buck broken by the slanty-eyed menace
That’s before taking in to consideration the amount variant covers they use to inflate their sales. They incentivize comic book shop to buy 200 books just for one variant cover they can potentially sell for the cost of the initial 200 books. Those books then rot on the shelves because it’s all shit tumblr fan fiction about trannies eating and walking in hallways dumping pages of exposition about their sexuality. Which is why they constantly shit out Number 1s of these failed characters over and over. The first one sells just enough for the shops to get the variants, the second falls of a cliff so the book flops and gets cancelled and they start the whole process over again. Variants are the biggest insult to what’s left of their fanbase, they only care about selling that first issue so the more they fail the more ‘Issue 1s’ they can release.
 
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also how fucked are they that they can't handle less than a week without an entire field kit? I'm pretty sure not being at home and away from the kids would/should be enough to get them hot beyond needing "toys"
They’ve abused their bodies with toys so frequently that neither of them can reach orgasm without a certain level of horsepower pounding at their privates.
 
I will say, if I remember right, that his original audience when he started gaining e-fame was more "Christian Conservative" and he definitively played into that crowd whether he was one or not. I remember hearing about him from Jim Metokur so he gained that crowd too. Now, he plays to the Dick/Vito goons with his swinging/infidelity, intoxication, and borderline pedophilic diaper jokes. The questions are, has he changed? Is he showing his true colors? Or, does he just change personalities to earn more money (Grift)?

I do not think it is worthwhile to ponder whether his is chameleon, or was simply moral masking. He changed and showed himself duplicitous, and that is hypocritical enough to putt me off.

The 'why' and the 'how' are merely details and interesting to discuss.

I'm lost in this thread, am I reading about a man practicing his faith or watching a man not practicing law stand-up sobriety.

The Highlights feature is great for this.

honestly was she really that bad? this was a Nick tier burning bridge, she seemed to have learned her lesson on the chris account. when we dogpiled on her for playing devils' advocate the first dozen times she took it in stride.

As I said to some other people, I think she ran out of lithium. It makes no sense. Cynthia is fine most of the time, but then she seems to randomly sperg out and lose it all.
 
honestly was she really that bad? this was a Nick tier burning bridge, she seemed to have learned her lesson on the chris account. when we dogpiled on her for playing devils' advocate the first dozen times she took it in stride.

She seems to have a bee in her bonnet about Elissa, doesn't she? It's pretty obvious that she's obsessive to the point of insanity because -- you'd really have to be to keep on watching hours and hours of Nick's content after you'd figured out what a charlatan he is.

Wasn't it her sperging about Elissa that led to her previous melt down? What did @elb ever do to her? Besides refusing to take her money? It always seemed mystifying to me.

Normal person: "Do you want this money? We can go into business together?"
Elissa: "Nah, I'm fine as I am thanks."
Normal person: "OK, well, good luck with the clips."

Alternatively:

Cynthia: "Do you want this money? We can go into business together?"
Elissa: "Nah. I'm fine as I am, thanks."
Cynthia: "You dirty rotten cunt. I hope your children die of the pox. You've been conspiring with other bizzare wine moms to do me down -- that's why you won't take my money. etc. etc. etc."

It's a shame, because she's quite entertaining when she's sane. But she seems to have a very slight and tenuous grip on sanity.
 
It might be “Karen farms” of me but I find nicks joke about Maya (Maya Kowalski correct?) to be absolutely abhorrent, and wasn’t funny at all. HOPEFULLY that fucked up situation never happens to one of his kids.
JFC.

Yes. In my feels a bit, hadn’t read up on the case until after his joke and it just bothers me. He’s a Cretan.
 
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The comic book stuff is just classic Nick. Remember when he tried to play off as if he was a gun guy until some gun guys came on and made a fool of Nick? Now he plays all dumb when it comes to guns because he doesn't want to look like a fool. This probably explains why he won't go on yellowflash anymore, even that retard knows this stuff.
That's too bad but all you really need is an FN 5.7, it has been described as a mind blowing experience by friends and family of the guy who stumbled into shaping much of the modern Internet, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.
 
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