Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

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Speaking of lube, I have nothing horrifying to bring, but just imagine using Icy-Hot as lube. That's pretty much what this is.
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I don't get why you would want to imitate a "warming" sensation when the clit being rubbed already warms it up. It's just counterintuitive and fucks with you if you're super sensitive.

*peeks at ingredients* Why the fuck is citric acid included?
 
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Cake Farts said:
Don't get the small mini mite vibrators from Spencer's. Sure they are pretty cheap and small but they aren't very strong and break easy.


But anyways nice b8. Is Kiwi Farms gonna store data on our sex toy preferences now?
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I had a girlfriend whos pussy basically ate one of those bullet vibes and I had to perform emergency unscheduled gynecology on her to get it out.
 
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Has anyone here tried one of those anal prostate similator things? Girls have used butt plugs on me but I think they have a different goal and don't do anything for me. Do the male specific toys work?
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Prostate sensitivity increases with continued stimulation. It's why your first time sucks but you 1000th time feels so good.
 
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autistic dog said:
Has anyone here tried one of those anal prostate similator things? Girls have used butt plugs on me but I think they have a different goal and don't do anything for me. Do the male specific toys work?
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Only had success with rubbing the head against the prostate with a lot of pressure. It's way too much work, so I got rid of the wand fast.

Those small prostate vibrators don't do shit, and I'm sure the whole thing is a fucking scam as they're nowhere close to the prostate and you would be afraid to break the fucking thing if you were to apply the proper pressure. Meanwhile the Njoy prostate wand is just a steel rod. Which you can beat up an intruder or something with too.
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Well, while on the topic of prostate enhancements I have to chime in with this brand new toy on the market known as the ASS RATTLER that seems to sell out everywhere fast.


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Seems to have a lot of potential. Personally I'm a sucker for anything inflatable along with bizarre designs. I get nervous about detachable inflator gimmicks as they do not enhance anything and are for the tards who need to go out and do kink in public. Like say go grocery shopping with two giant mid sized orange-sized things stuffed into and distending their rectum. There are multiple images of the actual product, the ones with female hands makes the device look huge while the ones with hairy man hands the product looks a bit more reasonable.

Still, "weighted balls" is an intriguing proposition. Whether this hits the prostate or not, or misses it entirely and just causes intestinal distress is a question I feel I needed answered. I do have one on order but if it doesn't work out I'll certainly keep the packaging for the lol value.
 
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autistic dog said:
Has anyone here tried one of those anal prostate similator things? Girls have used butt plugs on me but I think they have a different goal and don't do anything for me. Do the male specific toys work?
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I have a couple Aneros prostate massagers that work really well. They have a range of different sizes and features to choose from. But like Betonhaus said, it takes a while and some practice to get the best experience.
 
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SilentDuck said:
Well, while on the topic of prostate enhancements I have to chime in with this brand new toy on the market known as the ASS RATTLER that seems to sell out everywhere fast.


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Seems to have a lot of potential. Personally I'm a sucker for anything inflatable along with bizarre designs. I get nervous about detachable inflator gimmicks as they do not enhance anything and are for the tards who need to go out and do kink in public. Like say go grocery shopping with two giant mid sized orange-sized things stuffed into and distending their rectum. There are multiple images of the actual product, the ones with female hands makes the device look huge while the ones with hairy man hands the product looks a bit more reasonable.

Still, "weighted balls" is an intriguing proposition. Whether this hits the prostate or not, or misses it entirely and just causes intestinal distress is a question I feel I needed answered. I do have one on order but if it doesn't work out I'll certainly keep the packaging for the lol value.
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The weights sounds unsafe, similar idea to ben wa balls except bigger but the vagina is a muscle and can handle it while the anus is a sphincter that you don't want damaged or worn out.
 
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The weights sounds unsafe, similar idea to ben wa balls except bigger but the vagina is a muscle and can handle it while the anus is a sphincter that you don't want damaged or worn out.
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Well, you are meant to insert them deflated and then inflate them to your desired state. The specs are on the manufacturers website and in deflated seem quite reasonable.

I believe the movement of the weighted balls is what causes the RATTLER effect. Whether you just feel it percussively, or can actually hear something I can certainly report back on.
 
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Cake Farts said:
Is Kiwi Farms gonna store data on our sex toy preferences now?
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I've never wished for something more than I am for this.
Can't wait until some Tuesday or Friday in the future and we hear that crackly, pubescent voice say, "ok... we're done with shill mode, let's turn the background magenta and... now we're in dilmode." Then he just shoots himself through the roof of the mouth because 70% of the forum rides a corn dildo while ovipositoring softball-sized true-to-scale mastodon egg replicas in their ass.
 
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