Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Nick seems like a closeted gay. Gets married and pumps out the kids because this is the „expectable behavior”. But with time it eats him away more and more.
Repressed gay urges, I would say. Nick possesses that kind of visceral anger and fixation on homosexuality and homosexual acts that only accompanies a completely suppressed homosexual desire. I am not sure if he's gay or just bisexual, but there's obviously a ton of sexual resentment emanating from every one of Nick's pores stemming from the fact he did the allegedly "right" thing by limiting himself to one woman his entire life.
 
You want to be as red as him??
Fun fact: not sure if he still does it, but at one point IIRC, Kurt wore color correcting makeup on stream to make him look less red in the face. He wasn’t hiding it or anything, I think he even mentioned it on stream with other lawtubers. So it’s very possible that he is even more red IRL.

That being said, I don’t dislike Kurt. His supreme court videos and legal roundups are pretty good.
 
Like I know Dore got tossed out of TYT, but I am under the impression his politics are still very lefty.
He still is pretty lefty when it comes to healthcare for all...... as far as a lot of other stuff, he and Tucker Carlson are a lot alike.... more "populist mentality"

Bucket of crabs mentality. Why are wine moms like that?
Faran isn't a wine mom. She's not even a mom. We would've accepted vodka.

Well she certainly wasn't the most charismatic person on the face of the earth.
Judging from all your responses, sounds like you're not the most charismatic person either. I hear there's a sale right now on Prozac.... I would know.

As if anyone wants her back. Why not just ask @JudyGemstone how she is doing?
Who the fuck is Judy Gemstone?
 
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I want Nick to get an even better Rumble contract, because if there is one thing that goes even worse that xanax and alcohol is lolcows and money, add it that Nick will be smug as fuck and feel untouchable that he will do even more stupid shit. I read his thread for that, to laugh at a retard drinking his life away. I know this will end badly, but I want Nick to go out with a bang, not a whimper.
 
Like I know Dore got tossed out of TYT, but I am under the impression his politics are still very lefty.

Dore is going the same route as Glenn Greenwald and Russell Brand and looking to shill the whole of the political spectrum. All three are managing to suppress their leftist instincts for the sake of growing their audience. They all adopt a kind of anti-authoritarian, populist, stand-for-nothing point of view that sees them publicly embrace aspects of the Trumpian agenda while very vocally criticising the left establishment.
All three have interesting channels because they're much harder to pigeonhole and get props from both sides of the political spectrum.
 
I want Nick to get an even better Rumble contract, because if there is one thing that goes even worse that xanax and alcohol is lolcows and money, add it that Nick will be smug as fuck and feel untouchable that he will do even more stupid shit. I read his thread for that, to laugh at a retard drinking his life away. I know this will end badly, but I want Nick to go out with a bang, not a whimper.
After Nick gets a contract, he will probably want to take a vacation to celebrate. I hear Portugal is great this time of year
 
I took a look at Rumble's numbers today. They are weird. Remember, they went public by merging with, basically, a shell of a listed company. Just prior to that, they merged with Locals. They have a lot of cash on hand ($250+ mil), even relative to their outgoings.
I can't agree with the last part. Reading off their 10-Q filing for the third quarter, net losses from operations are $40 million on revenue of roughly $18 million. In other words, the money lost due to their business operations is adding up at a pace of about $13,000,000 per month. That massive warchest of cash would probably only give them a couple years of runway at their current levels of expenditure if you consider things like interest from their remaining cash on hand.

The bulk of their expenses, $39.8 million is "cost of services", which is up $27.5 million compared to Q3 of 2022. 95% of the increase in cost of services was due to "an increase in programming and content costs", with 2.5% of the increase being hosting expenses and the remaining 2.5% all other expenditures.

What are "programming and content costs"?

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Lmao these pathetic faggy kitchen streams where he angrily eats food at you.

This kind of energy:
The Casino will eat this up. I know they love to analyze people's sexuality from how they eat their french fries.
 
I literally said it as a joke to Cynthia because her avatar was also from Romy & Michelle ya dumb cunt

I literally picked Romy Behave playing off Cynthia Behave to counter her fucking shit
Ironic that what lured you out of hibernation is the same thing that made Cynthia's last sock spazz out. Quite the coinkydink. Keep yourself contained this time.
Dore is going the same route as Glenn Greenwald and Russell Brand and looking to shill the whole of the political spectrum.
I like Dore's show. He's probably a major asshole in real life tho.
 
Who the fuck is Judy Gemstone?
Oh you don't know? I'm the account that's allegedly Faran. And it's funny because it's the same couple of accounts that always hate my shit.

Ironic that what lured you out of hibernation is the same thing that made Cynthia's last sock spazz out. Quite the coinkydink. Keep yourself contained this time.
Wait... so is this Faran or Cynthia? ........... Is Faran about to become #WeAreAllFaran?
 
Isn’t Gundam that the weirdo virgin who made a shit ton of videos borderline stalking some Twitch chick until YouTube had to step in and no one now really wants to partner with him as he’s a weirdo fantasist who makes up lies about being a homeless drug addled gangster in some multiracial dream world?

I’m surprised that guy doesn’t have a thread. If he does I’ve been too lazy to search.
If Gundam's videos documenting the stupidity of Twitch thots count as stalking, do Null's MATI segments covering lolcows constitute stalking as well?
 
After Nick gets a contract, he will probably want to take a vacation to celebrate. I hear Portugal is great this time of year
Nah. That can wait until later in the year. Looks like his favorite resort has something going on in January that he and his wife would really like. More so the wife.
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Oh you don't know? I'm the account that's allegedly Faran. And it's funny because it's the same couple of accounts that always hate my shit.


Wait... so is this Faran or Cynthia? ........... Is Faran about to become #WeAreAllFaran?
oh look more gay catty schizo wine mommery shitting up the thread exactly what we all wanted. Either talk about balldoman or fuck off.
not just talking about Judy but all the gay catty faggots
 
I like Dore's show. He's probably a major asshole in real life tho.

I watch (and enjoy) all three but I started to see Dore a little bit differently when I heard Cenk claim that he throws a hissy fit if his wife Steff doesn't laugh loud and hard after every joke. "How will the audience know it's supposed to be a joke if you don't laugh?"

Once you've been told, you can never not hear it. Steff's fake laugh, booming out, regardless of whether the joke is funny or lands or not.

It's always nice to see a leftist woman occupying a traditional subserviant role in relation to her husband though. To paraphrase Stokley Carmichael, the position of women in the struggle remains prone!

Edit: I've stopped watching Brand. His annoying clickbait titles and the formulaic nature of the content got to be too much for me. But I liked him for a while, after loathing him for years.
 
oh look more gay catty schizo wine mommery shitting up the thread exactly what we all wanted. Either talk about balldoman or fuck off.
I don't remember you being the moderator of this thread, so you can kindly fuck off. I was answering @Kurt's Depression's question. He is new here after all.

I watch (and enjoy) all three but I started to see Dore a little bit differently when I heard Cenk claim that he throws a hissy fit if his wife Steff doesn't laugh loud and hard after every joke.
I really like Dore and I'm glad to see him with all the popularity he gained. TYT did him super dirty and the shit Ana accused him of after the fact seriously could have added him to the list of MeToo-ers. I was happy to see him clap back at her and hold women accountable who were using #MeToo then. That seems so long ago, but it was a little over a year ago. Time flies....
 
Imagine believing anything that Horse Fucker has to say... More likely he was just seething because Dore's channel is successful and he calls out TYT being retarded hypocrites constantly. Chunk Yogurt is seething just like Lil Rackets

I don't believe anything Cenk has to say and he was DEFINITELY seething about Dore's success at the time.

But once you've been told about it, you can't not see it. Not only does it happen every time, but you can hear the fear and anxiety in her laugh -- the worry that she might be in for another earbashing if she doesn't cater to Jimmy's fragile ego sufficiently.

And now you know, you won't be able to not see it either.
 
I personally think it's GERD from all the drinking.

Had an ex from high school who was a chronic binge drinker and same thing happened to him. Once he hit 40 he started losing his hair, voice got raspy. Dude even got a hair transplant and because he drank so much it didn't take. So all you saying Nick should get hair plugs.... literally might not work! lol.

Here's the full medical journal article if anyone is interested
Re: hair implants, even if they somehow took on his scalp, Nick would 100% neglect the aftercare for them and they would turn out worse than Anisa's tits.

But we all know even that speculation is pointless because he isn't balding by any medical standard, it is probably YOUUUU who is balding, he hopes you get a million hair transplants and enjoy your l'oreal mane, incel chud.
- Nick started by extolling the virtues of canned tomato and chicken breast to save preparation time. Sometimes it makes food better. High end restaurants do it. He goes on for 15-20 minutes about how to make ramen. There are sex jokes interspersed.
High end restaurants will buy fresh shit in bulk and "mark it" by cooking it a few points below done if they expect to serve big orders of an ingredient, the only canned tomato you will see potentially being used will be ONLY for sauces and it will also be mixed with fresh ingredients (and it won't be the shitty canned tomatoes that you buy at Walmart but 10 liter cans with crushed tomatoes) .

They would 500% not fucking use canned fucking chicken because it is INCREDIBLY NOTICEABLE when meat is not fresh, even more so when canned since the shit used to conserve meat will absolutely trash the protein and structure of the cut, it turns chicken into a disgusting mush and it loses all its tenderness.

This man is an ignorant retard who talks out of his ass and has never set foot in a restaurant kitchen, let alone a "high end" one, I'd like to see him try to manage a fucking kitchen when he can't even boil his own goddamn eggs.
 
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