Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Chan the Wizard]

If Pat swatted himself, do you think he got some perverted sexual thrill out forcing the cops to manhandle him naked?

 

[McMitch]

If Pat swatted himself, do you think he got some perverted sexual thrill out forcing the cops to manhandle him naked?

Pot twist: Nikki called that one in because she’s tired of him sitting around the house without pants on.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Mein neuer Kampf with Bing is that I can't get it to not put glasses on him. I thought it was the "sci fi" thing, but nope. Twitter = neckbeard though, which I love, and Sleepy Sumo sparks joy.





Edit: can't stop/won't stop

 

[Post Reply]

So is “mikebattleborn” actually a sock of Fatrick’s?
It sure looks like it.

Mike is a Twitter-based Patposter who has clashed with Patrick several times. He appears to be sarcastically citing Patrick's tweets to highlight his lunacy.

 

[AnOminous]

He also writes “my wife and I’s” — no, I’m not joking.

That's grammatical actually because while "I's" would be a blunder, "my wife and I" is a noun phrase, which can take a possessive. For instance, it looks less ugly when it's "Harry and Sally's" but the possessive applies to the entire phrase, "Harry and Sally," not just "Sally."

I should note I'd probably avoid using it anyway. After all, how often would "our" not work?

 

[internet friend]

I want Biden to send him as an emissary to the middle east. I want to see how worse that place can get, and Patrick is the only force strong enough to make it happen.

Pat can't go to the middle east. Pork is Haram over there.

 

[Something Awful]

That lying sack of shit was SWATing himself.
Funny how the SWAT calls stopped after his court case and his little media circus tour.

He says it's because the FBI created a swatting database (and a "virtual HQ to catch terrorists", lol?).



Patrick tweets at the FBI a lot.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Powerword Pat is gettin my ribs good with this Robert thing lol. You’re so fucked ROBERT

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I wonder if things went differently (honestly the fact a Prongay did exist maybe lent credibility to Pat's brain) he would be raving a guy with a more obvious last name, like Phil Miassup

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

mikebattleborn is one of the first significant examples of the normie-to-patposter pipeline I can think of. I don't think he ever had any connection to the stalker childs

 

[Kane Lives]

Pat ability to completely collapse any good will and make allies fight amongst themselves is truly magical

I want Biden to send him as an emissary to the middle east. I want to see how worse that place can get, and Patrick is the only force strong enough to make it happen.

Pat would unironically unite both Israel and Arabs as they face the common enemy. Patposting is just that powerful.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

He wasted massive amounts of Police resources. Cops showed up to his house when they could have been saving lives. He put his wife in danger. He put the cops and members of the public in danger. Everyone is endangered when loaded firearms are wielded in anger, it's a situation that so often ends in tragedy. All of that to try to get out of paying a debt he ran up due to his own narcissism and stupidity, because his ego couldn't handle people making fun of him.

What a giant fucking piece of shit.

Not to mention domestic violence calls are statistically the deadliest type of calls that an officer can respond to. One in which a suicidal maniac has just murdered his wife has to be one of the scariest things to hear on the radio and then have to respond to.

There are people who are net negatives on society, then there are people who are giant craters. Between the PPP money him and his stupid wife took from the taxpayer, the SFWA charity money that he sunk into his idiotic lawsuit, the unknown entity who had to shell out $42,000 so he wouldn't go to jail for contempt, and of course the untold hundreds of thousands of dollars in police resources and associated trauma, our society is easily over half a million dollars in the hole because of this piece of shit. He of course has no problem going on Twitter every single day preaching about how this society that he leeches off of ought to be run and how it should its (other people's) money, and anyone who disagrees with him is a subhuman worthy of being culled.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

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Utterly deranged

 

[Maude Snew]

the SFWA charity money that he sunk into his idiotic lawsuit

I very much support the money he cost the SWFA, they fucking suck. The part however where that cost other people money I'm not okay with. There must be a way for him to spend their money on stupider shit, maybe get himself one of those Nick Rekieta midlife crisis mobiles.

 

[RussianParasite]

maybe get himself one of those Nick Rekieta midlife crisis mobiles.

Lol he would have to have money for that first, stalker.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Taking a moment to shout out my favorite Motley Poo song - Piss Shack.

Lives rent free in my head (actually, it outright owns a complex up there) and I think of it every time "Love Shack" comes on the radio at work.

If you see a half-hovel on the side of the road that smells like dead black babies it's a PISSSS SHACK!

 

[AnOminous]

All of that to try to get out of paying a debt he ran up due to his own narcissism and stupidity, because his ego couldn't handle people making fun of him.

Worse, a pedophile advocacy organization fraudulently called the "Science Fiction Writers of America," even though it's just a bunch of pedos, funded him to the tune of six figures because they were worried about being known for their support of child molestation. The absolutely bogus lawsuit they funded ended with their pathetic pawn Rick owing multiple judgments, and having to pay Quasi.

Powerword Pat is gettin my ribs good with this Robert thing lol. You’re so fucked ROBERT

Robert Gayporn must be really sweating that he's been figured out by Fatty Patty.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Taking a moment to shout out my favorite Motley Poo song - Piss Shack.

Lives rent free in my head (actually, it outright owns a complex up there) and I think of it every time "Love Shack" comes on the radio at work.

If you see a half-hovel on the side of the road that smells like dead black babies it's a PISSSS SHACK!

Gotta post my favorite. BIG BIG FAT shout out to my girl Jackie.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

"Under the Fridge" is really Weird Al-adjacent, but "Sometimes I feel like I don't have a daughter" is a great opening line.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

"Under the Fridge" is really Weird Al-adjacent, but "Sometimes I feel like I don't have a daughter" is a great opening line.

This one's my absolute favorite. Even better than the John Wayne Gacy one.