DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Talking about his masturbating habits and what he jerked off to is a fun conversation, but when you bring up what his politics may or may not be suddenly that's too far. I understand.
 
I think he's just a right leaning centralist. He'd rather have a do-nothing candidate in like McCann or Romney, but he's a total NPC and probably hates Trump cause the media said so. He just goes with the tranny and gay shit cause it makes him money and could lose him his partnerships if he doesn't.
 
With his luck he'd hit a bus of schoolkids and be the only survivor.

Didn't he just have an insufferably long rant the day before yesterday, during his weekly 'I'm done with the drama' rant, that'd he'd never do another interview again?
he's been parroting this since the scrollz 'goaded' him.
Wait. Am I retarded or is this nigga working since '78 and is still working?
If that's the case, then now I know why phil doesn't have to work.
His father worked for both of them.
he's only around 65
 
Speculating on phils politics is like speculating on what political party an ape supports. Its just going to be whoever promised him a banana (tasty banana) . He doesnt have any real politics because hes too much of a self serving sub human retard to have any principals.
^This. Honestly, I think Phil's sensitivity to crime (like his deal with basketball Americans) probably comes from growing up in a not-great area of Bridgeport more than anything coming from his politics.
With his luck he'd hit a bus of schoolkids and be the only survivor.
That wouldn't actually be very lucky, considering he'd be going to jail for a long time, but i get your point.
 
Hoping he catches an elbow to the head while someone tries to grab some cranberry sauce.
Any time someone says this all I can imagine is this happening, like the dude is so fragile he’d just erupt into mucus, uric acid, and other viscera.

 

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Color me a dumbfuck, but wasn't the purpose of doing all their shopping on DSP's off day was that they could do the shit together? If he's out shopping alone, what are the implications here? Not to bring up Team Divorce bullshit but like, this is sketchy especially after all the "something going on behind the scenes that I can't talk about" into fake sick days into hard begging about being close to bankruptcy again into shopping cart theft story minus Kat.
"...this was one of the situations where we're staying home, but I had to go out to run my errands, alright. Now what errands do I run? Typically grocery shopping, pet supply shopping..."
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He talks about doing grocery and pet shopping as if it's a specific DSP errand and not something for the household and all animals living within it. The implication that on their day off, his fatwife gets to relax while DSP runs his personal errands of feeding her fat ass and her cat. Worst marriage ever. :story:
 
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I've never met someone who has to buy "pet supplies" every single week. My in laws had two dogs and three cats and they maybe had to stock up once every three or so weeks.
3-4 weeks sounds about right, we have four cats and I feel like we spoil them rotten.
I've seen people on here speculate that Dave basically empties the whole litter box into his trashbin instead of just taking out the shit. Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest with how retarded he is, nothing he could do.
 
You'd think since Kat will be slaving in the kitchen making Thanksgiving dinner while Dave said he's sitting on his ass, she'd want to pick the food and ingredients. Or Mommy is going to send them another QVC meal and this will all be memory holed.
I think he's prepping to say khet 'made' whatever his mother sent him.
The 100 dollars from ndo probably has something to do with it.

Is Nick D'Oreo the guy in the middle? He looks like an IRL Eric Cartman.
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Really, after his Ragnarok playthrough, his Skyrim playthrough, his Tears of The Kingdom playthrough, you’re surprised that he’s taken this long? Fucker tries to stretch things out to grift as much as he can, but ends up fucking himself over each time.
He's the only streamer I know of that takes forever to finish a game while simultaneously somehow face-tanking/rushing through it. Tears of the Kingdom being the prime example recently.
 
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