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A little black and white comic about our little Aiden.
Sorry about the image quality.
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Pitch correction has been around for a long time and is used in 100% of mainstream songs from the past 10 years and probably 90% of the past 20 years, if not more.
It all started when Cher's audio engineer set the timing of the pitch correction way too fast and it made that characteristic sound we all hate. But back then it was groundbreaking. And thus 'Believe' was born. The gay-idol unknowingly opened the floodgates for talentless hacks to rape our ears repeatedly. It's been 25 years, Cher. Fuck you. I hope AI singing kills off autotune.
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I just randomly stopped the video and... doood!!!
She's also literally 5'0" (152 cms) tall DOOODLY DOOD
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Pooner ahoy!
Again, mentally ill alternative woman that tried to opt out of womanhood by pooning.
This is a somewhat interesting one.
She lost custody of her kid because she was a junkie and had them in some scary and negligent surroundings, it makes perfect sense that since she pooned.
Can’t blame her for being a shitty mom if she was never a woman or mom ok???
Pooning to leave behind guilt for being a deadbeat mom.
First name is Sarah.
How it started:
How it’s going (love when they do it pronouns, because you know damn well she’d freak out if someone called her an it unprompted):
Why take testosterone to become no gender?
Pooner logic.
Anyone want to hire a mentally ill self destructive woman with no discernible skills?
You’re in luck!
Again, mentally ill alternative woman that tried to opt out of womanhood by pooning.
This is a somewhat interesting one.
She lost custody of her kid because she was a junkie and had them in some scary and negligent surroundings, it makes perfect sense that since she pooned.
Can’t blame her for being a shitty mom if she was never a woman or mom ok???
Pooning to leave behind guilt for being a deadbeat mom.
First name is Sarah.
How it started:
How it’s going (love when they do it pronouns, because you know damn well she’d freak out if someone called her an it unprompted):
Why take testosterone to become no gender?
Pooner logic.
Anyone want to hire a mentally ill self destructive woman with no discernible skills?
You’re in luck!
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What is gooch grease?
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When men (typically those either unusually hairy inbetween their buttcheeks, or fatter than normal) sweat much more then usual. Factor that with unhygienic tendendies such as not willing to properly wipe their ass, or having a very bad greasy diet.
The result is underwear with terrible skid marks composed of lint, shed hair, taint and ass sweat, fecal dingleberries, and whatever other unholie substances linger down below.
Some men have realized, insted of simply cleaning themselves properly, it was easier to buy feminine hygiene pads and lay them down in their underwear in order to absorb the juices.
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I just randomly stopped the video and... doood!!!
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DOOODLY DOOD
One thing I notice consistently. Not just with poonz. These females sure get a LOT of tattoos only to be the softest, goldbrickingest, pussies.
I saw it when I worked in the Chrysler plant for years. Seemed only the ones with all the tattoos had the longest records in medical, never worked, complained and whined all the time, and couldn't even take the slightest criticism.
Now... look at natal men. Yeah, some have tattoos. Some have a lot of them. But many have ZERO. So we know it is not a Hallmark of DOODLY DOODY-hood to have shitty tard scribbles.
It's almost as if these poonz are toddlers frustrated they can't color inside the lines, and had a temper tantrum on their bodies.
Gee...
I thought all them tattoos meant you were TOUGH. I thought they were the equivalent of doing a bid on Rikers. I remember even seeing a natal female with a full sleeve of tattoos screaming and blubbering at a clean cut, non tattooed college man on a campus just standing there quietly and politely holding a sign with nary a noise. The sign just said he disagreed with abortion rights and this tattooed slag was BLUBBERING loudly. Reminds me of a lot of these poonz--like the Burger King Labor Ready poon.
When I was younger, we used to call these little weirdos "proto butches." And ones who should be made to hand their butch card over to the committee immediately.
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They need to bathe more if they're not going to clean their ass in the shower everyday.
Except if you're ADF. Cus he's a very low effort tranny (MAN).
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A particularly egregious example of an IRL Shakira Pooner, and one that serves as an easy example for anyone who ponders poonders? that timeless question that drove Diogenes mad - why are Pooners pink?
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Tampons for men.
Periods aren’t just an issue for women, as trans men and non-binary people may also have a womb and periods. That’s why Vuokkoset launches tampon for men during international Transgender Awareness Week.
Periods aren’t just an issue for women, as trans men and non-binary people may also have a womb and periods. That’s why Vuokkoset launches tampon for men during international Transgender Awareness Week.
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Again with the fuckin ear gauges
Do they get issued at the Poon Clinic along with the Doods first heccin' T Shots?
Tampons for men lol
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Again with the fuckin ear gauges
Do they get issued at the Poon Clinic along with the Doods first heccin' T Shots?
Tampons for men lol
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Along with the tattoos, they're the official (TM) seal of "I'M a TOUGH MANLY DOODY DOOD!"
They mean pain!
They're le edgy!
Here's what being a real man is all about:
1. Get a job. Keep the job.
2. Work.
3. Show up, on time, and ready to work.
4. Work.
5. Be a strong, SANE example to children.
6. Work.
7. Being helpful and kind.
8. Picking your battles. Being slow to lose your temper.
9. Work.
10. Knowing not everything is about you.
Poonz are like pizza cutters. Most are round with no fucking point.
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Finland has fallen too
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Could also be that since they rebel against the truth for the hell of it, they also rebel against beauty standards and make themselves look as hideous as possible.
Beauty is truth, and vice versa, after all.
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Why did they film her in chairs where her feet can hardly touch the ground? Why did they dress her in what look like BIKE SHORTS that highlight thighs and hips and flabby muffin top? But more than anything, why would you ruin your health and hairline by shooting up testosterone and yet clearly not take advantage of it and LIFT? It looks like she's trying and failing to pass as a middle schooler
ETA: Oh man she's liking comments that defend her. Which means she's the type to read youtube comments. Poor pooner. The best are the ones that are like "Ryan is a man, simple as." You know who doesn't have comments like that on their videos? Actual men
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Fr probably same reason alcoholics get red noses and faces (Pooners get the same swollen fatty nose as long time alkies, and for the same reason, just not alcohol related.)
The tiny little capillaries burst in the top layer of the cell.
Testosterone, like alcohol, puts massive strain on the heart and veins.
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I'm not sure which claim is worse, "heckin valid
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Anabolic Steroids and testosterone increase red blood cell counts too (its why they increase stamina and muscle strength, more red blood cells to carry more oxygen) you're right this could be another reason for the Pooners trademark pinkness, capillaries flooded with blood, its why guys who juice and lift have huge big veins, and likely contributes to the damage.
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The irony of a pooner getting red-assed over the pooner meme that she is the very embodiment of despite her denial that it bothers her...
The pooner doth protest too much, methinks...
The pooner doth protest too much, methinks...