Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hepativore]

This. You'd think that consooming the hormone of the gods and weightlifting would straighten em out, but they somehow become even more annoying. Makes me wonder if female bodybuilders suffer this problem, or if its a combination of severe hormonal imbalance and even worse psychological issues that makes pooners so intolerable.

Female bodybuilders do get "roid rage" if they start taking anabolic steroids and it can lead to a whole domino effect of mood swings and health issues, just like anybody who abuses steroids.

As much of the professional bodybuilding world is rife with taking all sorts of performance-enhancing drugs, many female bodybuilders end up partially pooning themselves out by accident in the process even if they do not intend to be FTMs.

 

[Wednezday]

Totally 100% stealth, no one could ever tell until Karen waltzed in not giving a fuck

Link

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Totally 100% stealth, no one could ever tell until Karen waltzed in not giving a fuck

Link

Literally a groomer, kek. Dealing with dog "moms". Mucho macho.

They brush teeth too? I'm behind the times.

 

[Hepativore]

So many pooners, so little time to upload them...

 

[Snack Cracker]

Lol its the Pooner from the manly tampon ads.
Manpons. For manly menstrual men.

What a fucking joke.
Her fucking cringe soy bro dood posing reminds me of NoahWithNoCock,
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one of Shdbhbdhbdhbh Gallaghers victims.
They have the same maniacal grin on their face where it looks like you can see the little girl they used to be (and still are, despite the mutilations) screaming from behind their eyes.

There might have been a cute sports lesbian at one point, but she’s got the haunted “trans joy” eyes now

 

[Hepativore]

My computer is ancient, and my animation skills are limited, but somebody should make something like an old time mock-educational/awareness propaganda video talking about

"The Pooner Menace!

...and what you can do to protect yourself!"

Bonus points if it is in black and white with grainy film reel artifacts.

 

[Male Idiot]

Friend, I don't make these things up; I just remember them.

It's like Uncle Howie said, "The most merciful thing in the world [...] is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far."

"Gooch grease" went viral in June 2023 (archive), but that's just public awareness of the term, not the phenomenon itself.

Don't forget that free square on the Gendie Bingo card: "I can't shower this month because of my dysphoria."

Bidets are a godsend. So is daily baths.

 

[Sissyagamben]

lol, drag race Canada just started and they have a woman on as well. When I saw the trailer I immediately clocked her when she’s on cameo. Clicked into her profile and the pronouns says she/her, a post calling herself “trans icon,” and dubious amount of pictures of her mutilated chest. Ok… so… it’s not even a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman… it’s a woman who’s pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman??????? it’s a straight up chick deformed by unnecessary surgery and hormones, even by her own admission. So where even is the trans part here??

Spoiler: Disgusting

Lol, the nipless poon cannot pick a more feminine pose even if she tried. Looks like they are “married,” lol. Mfw they could not be more right about how legalizing gay “marriage” would destroy the sanctity of marriage

This is the pooner, such a gold mine. I have a feeling she regrets the mutilation and cannot possibly admit it even to herself, that’s why she’s presenting as over the top mockery level of femininity

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Totally 100% stealth, no one could ever tell until Karen waltzed in not giving a fuck

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Chad Karen vs Virgin Pooner.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

"Gooch grease" went viral in June 2023 (archive), but that's just public awareness of the term, not the phenomenon itself.

All roads lead to Chris-chan - he's been using menstrual pads for this purpose since 2016.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Holy fuck so this is what puberty blockers do to a pooner.

She's trying to be a tough little dood and a mean woman-hater, she hates women and their vaginas! But in the end she ends up getting searched by a woman anyways because "she is legally still considered a woman."
This video fucked with my brain. I need you guys to see it too and hear your thoughts.

I was wondering what the fuck is wrong with this person the entire video, she didn't freak out over being misgendered so I thought it's just a really small deformed girl? But no, it's definitely a little dood. So manly!

Here's a low-quality local archive.
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God, this is just very depressing. She's like a mad little boy.
As a fellow past retard, can confirm that having really small skinny wrists makes the cuffs hurt loads. They bang on your bones.
Also hate when the police arrest people for "resisting arrest" it's some troon ass kafka logic. So she's clearly been to jail and prison. And hates women. What a sorry tragic life. The fact that a doctor and psychiatrrist with access to her record confirmed her for this 'treatment', is getting struck off the medical register and prosecuted levels of negligence, to me.

 

[Pomniman]

She's trying to be a tough little dood and a mean woman-hater, she hates women and their vaginas! But in the end she ends up getting searched by a woman anyways because "she is legally still considered a woman."
This video fucked with my brain. I need you guys to see it too and hear your thoughts.

I was wondering what the fuck is wrong with this person the entire video, she didn't freak out over being misgendered so I thought it's just a really small deformed girl? But no, it's definitely a little dood. So manly!

This is a textbook example of the kind of brain damage caused by the "life-saving gender affirming care" trannies and chasers love harping on about. They end up being physically, mentally, and emotionally stunted due to being enabled by quack shrinks who aren't allowed to tell them that the sad reality of being out in the world as a medically deformed pathological gremlin who'll never be taken seriously by anyone won't conform to the play pretend heccin' valid bubble of trans ideology.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Female bodybuilders do get "roid rage" if they start taking anabolic steroids and it can lead to a whole domino effect of mood swings and health issues, just like anybody who abuses steroids.

As much of the professional bodybuilding world is rife with taking all sorts of performance-enhancing drugs, many female bodybuilders end up partially pooning themselves out by accident in the process even if they do not intend to be FTMs.

Theres also a wide variety of different types of steroids (and pro hormones) available. Some are better for gaining massive size rapidly, but may cause a puffy appearance due to water retention. Some are "dryer" and better for a cutting cycle. Some have stronger androgenic effects. Others are much more milder and, while I don't want to say "safe", are much gentler on a female's system. Off the top of my head, Anavar and Epistane are both oral steroids that are popular among women that tend to allow them to keep their feminine features.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

 

[Hepativore]

Even the mentally-handicapped can be pooners, apparently...



The trilby is the icing on the cake.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Mfw they could not be more right about how legalizing gay “marriage” would destroy the sanctity of marriage

That's a straight marriage though.

 

[Hepativore]

 

[Snack Cracker]

Another pooner to gawk and speculate, but this one is a repeat.
Might end up doing a Judas in thread series because she’s constantly a ride.


See. Radioactive insane.

A lot of this is under spoilers for both nudity and haram.
And I censored her ebeg tag because lol no free promos.

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Spoiler: Trans tape and self harm

The easiest way to not ouchie yourself with boi juice

What’s this though?

I’m floored this is on her recommended list.
“Dealing with an atrophied vagina by choice isn’t a bad thing, and yes it’ll happen to you”
No awareness.

And LOL what a dood.

But for now, Judas is still riding the high and being the yaoi catboi femme boy of her dreams

Spoiler: Spoiler maybe for woman who wants to be a cat boy

Weirdly enough she’s not rolling in the dough like she thought she’d be.
Send help now

But don’t worry stranger, she was able to fit in essential money for drop shipped clothing that helps her crippling body (I meant gender oops) dyphoria

With I had more early lore on her, but she changes names and social media by the day like all trannies.[/SPOILER]

 

[Sissyagamben]

That's a straight marriage though.

Sanctity of marriage gone.
Also that’s two women. Both have zipper tits, one just less visible than the other.

 

[Hepativore]

I think with all of these pooners being posted, it is starting to smell like fish in here...