Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Lol, the nipless poon cannot pick a more feminine pose even if she tried. Looks like they are “married,” lol. Mfw they could not be more right about how legalizing gay “marriage” would destroy the sanctity of marriage
Lol, they're literally doing the straight-porn girl-on-girl kissing pose. Yes, Aiden, you and Skye are totally a very masculine little pair of gay dooderinos :story:
 
I searched here for the pooner I intend to showcase today and I found nothing, so just clock me if I'm late and gay.

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Meet Patrick Califia, a leather granddaddy, proud pedophile lesbian, feminist, prominent queer theorist, and bdsm enthusiast.

This egg-headed lesbo is one of the most revolting people outwardly and internally. She has many published pedo-lesbian-bdsm fanfiction and queer essays. Most important of which is "Feminism, Pedophilia, and Children's Rights" in 1991 on "Paidika : the journal of paedophilia". You can read it archived here. It is a pedophilia site.

Here is a couple quotes from it:
Crying about some sting operation for catching pedophiles:
This is how it works: The Post Office targets people who are unlucky enough to have landed on mailing lists compiled by U.S. Customs. These lists come from many sources. When adult-porn businesses are raided, the authorities also confiscate their mailing lists, even if their customers have committed no crimes. The Post Office and Customs keep track of people who order sexually explicit material through the mail. Police have even confiscated the membership list of a gay computer bulletin board that was shut down because its operator was accused of violating age-of-consent laws. The Post Office then conducts direct-mail campaigns soliciting orders for child porn. Some of the government brochures are vaguely worded and do not make it clear that the customer is ordering contraband. Law enforcement officials sometimes become pen pals, pretending to be pedophiles or sexually active children, and solicit their correspondents to send or receive child porn through the mail. If targeted individuals seize the bait, they are arrested, and the odds are overwhelmingly in favor of conviction even if they have never ordered this type of material before.
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It's certainly true that some of the young people who appeared in this material were coerced into modeling and were damaged by that experience. But it would be a mistake to characterize all child porn as a record of child abuse. Sometimes it was a record of children's exhibitionism and free erotic play with one another. Sometimes it was a record of adolescent vanity, pride, and budding sexuality. Sometimes it preserved a moment of exceptional trust and pleasure between partners whose ages would normally have kept them apart.

Please tell us about your non traumatizing incest.
American society has become rabidly phobic about any sexual contact between adults and minors. In this social climate, very few lesbians will admit to having cross-generational relationships or defend even the abstract idea of them. Within the lesbian community, other forces exist that prevent girl-lovers and underage lesbians from telling their own stories. We encourage incest survivors to break the silence and tell family secrets about violence and sexual abuse. But this sisterly support turns to outrage and cries for silence if a woman wants to talk about being a sexually active child or even a teenager who was not traumatized by the experience. Lesbian-feminism supposedly empowers women, but we are reluctant to see young women's sexual experiences as anything but victimization.
She also goes on crying about the American government spending millions on catching pedos but not social programs. A usual tactic where these freaks pretend that you can do only one thing or another, to which a sane person would say "double the money on pedo hunting, please".

Com to daddy!
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Looks like a sex offender, and is probably one. An amazing case of the book matching the cover.

She writes a lot about bdsm, and it represents the bulk of her works. She cries some more about children protection laws in her other book "public sex". Did I mention that she has a son? He is not her biological son though, as her lesbian sadomasochistic partner gave birth to him and abandoned him and her after trooning out too! It is Gayle Rubin! Edit:
We actually did a mini dive into Pat’s ex in the Tony Reed thread. Her name is Matthew Rice and she was the uterus haver that birthed their child. She was working in the NJ school system as of our doxing Dec 2022, because having an ex that is a published pedo apologist is completely on brand for every troon and pooner who works with children.

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Thank you to @AirdropShitposts for this one.
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Also a pedo lesbian feminist, a prominent queer theorist, a jew, a leather activist and a university professor! Sadly, she has health complications because of testosterone and couldn't get the full pooner experience.

A quote from her most important piece "Thinking sex":
It is easy to see someone like Livingston as a victim of the child porn wars. It is harder for most people to sympathize with actual boy-lovers. Like communists and homosexuals in the 1950s, boylovers are so stigmatized that it is difficult to find defenders for their civil liberties, let alone for their erotic orientation. Consequently, the police have feasted on them. Local police, the FBI, and watchdog postal inspectors have joined to build a huge apparatus whose sole aim is to wipe out the community of men who love underaged youth. In twenty years or so, when some of the smoke has cleared, it will be much easier to show that these men have been the victims of a savage and undeserved witch hunt. A lot of people will be embarrassed by their collaboration with this persecution, but it will be too late to do much good for those men who have spent their lives in prison. While the misery of boy-lovers affects very few, the other long-term legacy of the Dade County
 
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Totally 100% stealth, no one could ever tell until Karen waltzed in not giving a fuck

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"I'm worried the other staff will start thinking of me as "she"
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They already do, Li'l Pooner. If they've been playing along and using your dumb pronouns and acting like they don't notice, its because they don't want to upset you or risk a manlet freakout like that weird Pooner in the Toyota dealership, but don't kid yourself, they fucking know of course they know.

I'd love to see a picture of this Pooner who is "totally stealth" I have a feeling we all know what she's gonna look like.
 
Meet Patrick Califia, a leather granddaddy, proud pedophile lesbian, feminist, prominent queer theorist, and bdsm enthusiast.
File under Disgusting & Degenerate Old Butch Dyke. Whoa. She is something else.

I can't wrap my head around pooners (of any stripe) calling themselves "feminists". And this one's a "feminist" pedo? TTD.
 
Meet Patrick Califia, a leather granddaddy, proud pedophile lesbian, feminist, prominent queer theorist, and bdsm enthusiast.
Broooo no fcking way. I had that public sex book on my shelf in college coz “it’s so cool kek” and never read any page of it. I meant to say I can’t believe they let pedos be important members and publish books, but it’s been a long tradition.
 
Pooner showing off her ridiculously elaborate packing device...

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Leather-daddy pooner...

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"Bottom-growth" woes...

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Another pooner starter-pack...

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Some of these might be repeats, but I found a whole cache of pooners on an old Reddit thread that the tranny-jannies deleted for "hate speech".
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Don't know how many of you watched The Blacklist but a character introduced in Season 8, Ivan Stepanov, is played by a Pooner. They deliberately filmed her at angles that made her look taller/had her seated and had her in bulky clothing, and always without anyone else onscreen. Eventually they had to do a scene where she's in a private jet with Raymond and Dembe and you can see how tiny she is by comparison.

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Meet Patrick Califia, a leather granddaddy, proud pedophile lesbian, feminist, prominent queer theorist, and bdsm enthusiast.

This egg-headed lesbo is one of the most revolting people outwardly and internally. She has many published pedo-lesbian-bdsm fanfiction and queer essays. Most important of which is "Feminism, Pedophilia, and Children's Rights" in 1991 on "Paidika : the journal of paedophilia". You can read it archived here. It is a pedophilia site.
We actually did a mini dive into Pat’s ex in the Tony Reed thread. Her name is Matthew Rice and she was the uterus haver that birthed their child. She was working in the NJ school system as of our doxing Dec 2022, because having an ex that is a published pedo apologist is completely on brand for every troon and pooner who works with children.

Page 259 on Erin/Tony Reed’s thread.

Thank you to @AirdropShitposts for this one.
 
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Don't know how many of you watched The Blacklist but a character introduced in Season 8, Ivan Stepanov, is played by a Pooner. They deliberately filmed her at angles that made her look taller/had her seated and had her in bulky clothing, and always without anyone else onscreen. Eventually they had to do a scene where she's in a private jet with Raymond and Dembe and you can see how tiny she is by comparison.

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We actually did a mini dive into Pat’s ex in the Tony Reed thread. Her name is Matthew Rice and she was the uterus haver that birthed their child. She was working in the NJ school system as of our doxing Dec 2022, because having an ex that is a published pedo apologist is completely on brand for every troon and pooner who works with children.

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Thank you to @AirdropShitposts for this one.
You're probably right, Rubin being the mother is an assumption on my part that I have not researched properly, I heard at least in one place that they were together for a while and I assumed it.
 
Don't know how many of you watched The Blacklist but a character introduced in Season 8, Ivan Stepanov, is played by a Pooner. They deliberately filmed her at angles that made her look taller/had her seated and had her in bulky clothing, and always without anyone else onscreen. Eventually they had to do a scene where she's in a private jet with Raymond and Dembe and you can see how tiny she is by comparison.

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