Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

How do these people trashbags find each other?

My Little Pony conventions.

 

[Constellationzero]

She's transitioning into Mitch McConnell?

Spoiler: No, I think she's transing into this:

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Spoiler: No, I think she's transing into this:

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Ah, from Phalloplasty 2.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

Dood

 

[Hepativore]

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...and yet I bet she has the stupid earlobe plugs and shitty tattoos that most of these delusional pooners have.

 

[pink cigarettes]

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It's almost like on some subconscious level she knows she should not be doing this. Kind of like how it's difficult for most people to actually go through with serious self-inflicted harm when you get down to it.

 

[Hepativore]

It's almost like on some subconscious level she knows she should not be doing this. Kind of like how it's difficult for most people to actually go through with serious self-inflicted harm when you get down to it.

Is this really so different from other forms of self-harm like "cutting"?

 

[DSHK]

Lil pooner is worried men will ask her why she sits down to pee

 

[Mad_Dog]

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"Bros, why is my self-preservation instinct kicking in?"
Pooner has one hell of a guardian angel, kudos to it.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Lil pooner is worried men will ask her why she sits down to pee

I wonder how many of those she got to use. Is it zero?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Found in the wild today. This art is supposed to be cute and quirky rather than repulsive I imagine.

 

[scathefire]

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Estrogen seems to usually come as pills, does testosterone only come as either injections or gels? I guess being afraid of needles is giving her one last chance to back out from permanently fucking her body up.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Estrogen seems to usually come as pills, does testosterone only come as either injections or gels? I guess being afraid of needles is giving her one last chance to back out from permanently fucking her body up.

I took a brief semester of gym bro science in college and oral testosterone fucks up your liver.

 

[scathefire]

I took a brief semester of gym bro science in college and oral testosterone fucks up your liver.

Even avoiding that isn't much consolation given that we already know all the other bad things that long-term HRT does to a woman's body because of what Buck Angel has said.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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Found in the wild today. This art is supposed to be cute and quirky rather than repulsive I imagine.

Hoo boy. An updated Adam and Eve discover that they're naked sort of image. The Fall of Man.

There's a few graphic Freudian slips to unpack there. Note the tell tale girly socks on the pooner versus the athletic socks on the non zippertitted (but wedding ring wearing) husband. That stunted right arm and withered right hand on the pooner is weird. Maybe even missing fingers? And she still gave herself a tiny but still shapely Betty Boop lips under the moustache. But most tellingly: his head is not centered over his crotch- it's subtle, but he's leaning away from her.

They both have shoulder acne? I'm not sure what's going on there.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Found in the wild today. This art is supposed to be cute and quirky rather than repulsive I imagine.

BRB, picking up a bunch of 1970s "Love Is" mugs and ashtrays from Goodwill and painting on zippertits.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Even avoiding that isn't much consolation given that we already know all the other bad things that long-term HRT does to a woman's body because of what Buck Angel has said.

And before her there were female body builders. I'm starting to think the people that peddle lifetime subscriptions to feel-good injections don't have our best interests in mind when it comes to health.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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She should switch to heroin for practice. Once she gets a taste for it she'll be sticking those 1'1/4" inch needles in her thigh like a real dood. Plus side heroin is far better for your health than a female taking Poonerizing doses of T.
Just ask Uncle Aunt Buck.

Lil pooner is worried men will ask her why she sits down to pee

Jesus Christ just tell them you're taking a shit ffs.
No ones gonna ask her why she sits down anyway.
Most people don't have piss fixations, something I'm sure its hard for a Pooner to understand, I know, but seriously, why would that fucking question ever come up lol

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Jesus Christ just tell them you're taking a shit ffs.
No ones gonna ask her why she sits down anyway.
Most people don't have piss fixations, something I'm sure its hard for a Pooner to understand, I know, but seriously, why would that fucking question ever come up lol

It is common courtesy in male bathrooms to affirmatively in a male voice state: "i'm going in there to take a shit, not to take drugs", (since if you have drugs, you should offer all attendees of the bathroom some.)
You'll get there, little pooner!

 

[Vi0l3t]

Lil pooner is worried men will ask her why she sits down to pee

Lol if someone asked we know what they would do. Tard rage.

Seriously cant think of something normal like taking a shit?