Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[pork and beans]

The irony of a pooner getting red-assed over the pooner meme that she is the very embodiment of despite her denial that it bothers her...

The pooner doth protest too much, methinks...

this has already been said but her videos are all satire and shes either a kiwi or someone who has previously lurked enough to own kiwifarms merch

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Pooner ahoy!
Again, mentally ill alternative woman that tried to opt out of womanhood by pooning.

This is a somewhat interesting one.
She lost custody of her kid because she was a junkie and had them in some scary and negligent surroundings, it makes perfect sense that since she pooned.
Can’t blame her for being a shitty mom if she was never a woman or mom ok???
Pooning to leave behind guilt for being a deadbeat mom.

First name is Sarah.
How it started:
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How it’s going (love when they do it pronouns, because you know damn well she’d freak out if someone called her an it unprompted):
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Why take testosterone to become no gender?
Pooner logic.
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Anyone want to hire a mentally ill self destructive woman with no discernible skills?
You’re in luck!
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Cancer/Scorpio/Pisces? I'm rusty, but that seems like a bloodbath of emotion. Drama, oceans of tears and helplessness and hopelessness before invoking Satan in death rituals aimed at you for things you definitely did ten years ago.

That scientific analysis aside, I turn now to psychology and muse on what could possibly be her inspiration to becoming a chemical dependency counselor? Hmm, cannot imagine.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Tampons for men.

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https://vuokkoset.fi/en/my-body/vuokkoset-for-men-tampon/

https://archive.fo/xdicK

Periods aren’t just an issue for women, as trans men and non-binary people may also have a womb and periods. That’s why Vuokkoset launches tampon for men during international Transgender Awareness Week.

I went down a pooner rabbit hole with this one: Dakota Robin.

Spoiler: SFW pics of her manly bod

Note the feminine hands and holding method.

Earlier, pre T IG

She seems to have lucked out on having a less classically female shape.

The tit chop scars are also pretty good, considering what most of them look like. Also, at least she works out.


And finally, the photo that makes me feel sorry for the confused little girl she used to be.

 

[Sissyagamben]

Anyone want to hire a mentally ill self destructive woman with no discernible skills?
You’re in luck!

Who gives a fuck what gender you are and who you like to fuck when hiring??? Why put it as the FIRST thing in a post looking for job? I get it, diversity points, but still, they look for autistic troon with a 3 STEM degrees and 10 years experience in tech, not just any insane sex pest gender person. And yeah… what any employer dream for is an insane mentally unstable person who’s going to chimp out at everyone else working there.

She hasn’t even got her license yet, and demanding 15+/hr. What are her other qualifications? If she want that pay she need to be a real man and go in construction, or carpentry, or pipe laying, or truck driver, or electrician, or welder… They always pick the most unbelievably feminine profession, and will be surrounded by other liberal women and faggots who would feed her delusion. If she goes into a factory where employees are 99.9999% men, they’ll very quickly show her what tf is up.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I went down a pooner rabbit hole with this one: Dakota Robin.

Spoiler: SFW pics of her manly bod

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Note the feminine hands and holding method.
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Earlier, pre T IG
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She seems to have lucked out on having a less classically female shape.
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The tit chop scars are also pretty good, considering what most of them look like. Also, at least she works out.
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And finally, the photo that makes me feel sorry for the confused little girl she used to be.

Kinda alpha to name yourself after a tribe your ancestors killed. With that said, if you pick "Finn" as your pooner name, i'm getting drunk and stabbing you, as is the way of my people.

 

[Bibendum]

"WHOAAA BUDDY! WE GOT A $50 D-D-DONO FROM GABE HOFFMAN! MAD SUPPORT TONIGHT, LOVE YOU G-G-GUYS! LET'S FUCKING G-G-GOOOO!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

I went down a pooner rabbit hole with this one: Dakota Robin.

Spoiler: SFW pics of her manly bod

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Note the feminine hands and holding method.
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Earlier, pre T IG
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She seems to have lucked out on having a less classically female shape.
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The tit chop scars are also pretty good, considering what most of them look like. Also, at least she works out.
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And finally, the photo that makes me feel sorry for the confused little girl she used to be.

Lol its the Pooner from the manly tampon ads.
Manpons. For manly menstrual men.

What a fucking joke.
Her fucking cringe soy bro dood posing reminds me of NoahWithNoCock,

one of Shdbhbdhbdhbh Gallaghers victims.
They have the same maniacal grin on their face where it looks like you can see the little girl they used to be (and still are, despite the mutilations) screaming from behind their eyes.

 

[Hepativore]

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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Genius

 

[Safir]

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...
My mom reads my telegram sports chat. She asked me to explain the still life image I'd posted (you know which one). I said "mom, it's a disguised image of a sex offender hanging itself", explained the basic principle, and showed her the trollface lady and the original trollface to illustrate (I did not show her the original ACK). I can't even begin to imagine how to explain this image, should she ever see it. I'll be disowned just for knowing what it is.

 

[Constellationzero]

Manpoons
Tampoonz
PoonPonz

 

[GenderCop]

Manpoons
Tampoonz
PoonPonz

These would have their own boxes and PR campaigns.

How else would the retailer convince pooners these are the tampons they need, and not pink or flowery boxes accompanied by girly ad campaigns?

Any artist kiwis have any ideas? what kinds of boxes would they be in? black leather manly tampon boxes? lol

the slogan: "for the man with the heaviest flow"

 

[Hepativore]

...
My mom reads my telegram sports chat. She asked me to explain the still life image I'd posted (you know which one). I said "mom, it's a disguised image of a sex offender hanging itself", explained the basic principle, and showed her the trollface lady and the original trollface to illustrate (I did not show her the original ACK). I can't even begin to imagine how to explain this image, should she ever see it. I'll be disowned just for knowing what it is.

Considering that pooners are walking travesties of women, the fact that they are so dead set on luring women in to groom them into becoming pooners should be something that everybody should be aware of as a matter of public safety.

As you are a lesbian, the pooner menace must be something that you have to worry about, daily, as pooners are preying on your demographic at an alarming rate. As I am male, it is not something that I am directly affected by, but I dislike pooners even more than troons as I had a close friend in college when I was an undergrad who fell to the pooner menace and got her chest carved up and then she dropped out.

Anyway...

 

[Aunt Carol]

the slogan: "for the man with the heaviest flow"

For your heckin' heavy bro days.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Behold, I found a video of the first pooner video game from Commodore™.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

this has already been said but her videos are all satire and shes either a kiwi or someone who has previously lurked enough to own kiwifarms merch

That particular one is parodying Dylan Mulvaney's seething response to Slxthkween making fun of him. The whole channel's a genderswapped Dylan parody but it branches out into mocking other Stinkditch figures now and then.

 

[indomitable snowman]

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What flag is this? I'm fairly knowledgeable about LGBTBBQ flags but I've never seen this one.

A bit late, but I'm pretty sure it's the gay bear flag (so big hairy men).

 

[Constellationzero]

For your heckin' heavy bro days.

Because real DOODZZ know how to go with the flow.
For that DOOD who's havin' a birthday at the local Dave and Busters Sports Bar(Tm), give the gift that gives monthly!

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

This is just why pooners are so irritating, in microcosm.

If you're truly a man, why are you more fragile emotionally than the average woman? Why do you have an even harder time dealing with a body function? There are fat natal men who use maxi pads because they have matter-of-factly decided that their "gooch grease" is something that cannot be controlled, only contained, and they go about their days without saying a word. (Or making any lifestyle changes, which is not great, but the point is that they're casually buying pastel-colored lady products to deal with a body problem and not breaking down in the car afterward.)

The argument can be made that men are encouraged to hide emotions to their general detriment, but nobody should need the amount of ass-patting a pooner needs to survive on a daily basis. If you're a man, why are you spending so much time whining to HR? Why are you demanding everyone change their vocabulary so you don't collapse into dysphoria, a problem you've only had since you realized you're a man and have made your life so much better? Why are you dressing like a scene kid, and not even a butch lesbian?

If FtMs became quieter, more solution-oriented, and spent more time in the garage once they announced their transitions, I'd almost be inclined to believe them.

This. You'd think that consooming the hormone of the gods and weightlifting would straighten em out, but they somehow become even more annoying. Makes me wonder if female bodybuilders suffer this problem, or if its a combination of severe hormonal imbalance and even worse psychological issues that makes pooners so intolerable.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Makes me wonder if female bodybuilders suffer this problem, or if its a combination of severe hormonal imbalance and even worse psychological issues that makes pooners so intolerable.

Maybe it's the fact that pooners are trying to do the impossible, which is to become men.

Whereas at least bodybuilding, no matter what sex you are, does not imply you're trying to magically transmogrify into a member of the opposite sex.