DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Uuuuuh under Phil's own definition he is NAHT a failure, he said so hmself. H-he has a b-beautiful life with h-his beautiful w-wife and A F-FAMILY? R-right? He is the happiest he's ever been. He is the happiest happy-style human on this planet, correct?

Get rekt, STOOPID troll.

Fuck you got me.

 

[Gramh]

Uuuuuh under Phil's own definition he is NAHT a failure, he said so hmself. H-he has a b-beautiful life with h-his beautiful w-wife and A F-FAMILY? R-right? He is the happiest he's ever been. He is the happiest happy-style human on this planet, correct?

Get rekt, STOOPID troll.

Man you got me wanting to splice DSP into Talking Heads Once in a Lifetime.

 

[BScCollateral]

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My favorite part of this is he's saying "They zoom in on my face like this and you can see my boogers."
He doesn't know where his nostrils are.

 

[Lord_Point]

Uuuuuh under Phil's own definition he is NAHT a failure, he said so hmself. H-he has a b-beautiful life with h-his beautiful w-wife and A F-FAMILY? R-right? He is the happiest he's ever been. He is the happiest happy-style human on this planet, correct?

Get rekt, STOOPID troll.

Yeah hes happy and well adjusted and not vindictive at all. Hes above the drama! Thats why you better stop making fun of him or else someone will start physically harming detractors! Oh no not him, hes too happy and well adjusted! But someone will start hurting his enemies...

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I unironically enjoyed Starfield but it is very slow and can be quite repetitive and tedious, even for a Bethesda game, so it's a terrible game for streaming if you do anything but mainline the main quests ASAP. That being said, Baldurs Gate 3 is on a whole different level and is perfect for streaming and engaging with your audience so he's basically doing the exact opposite of what he should to actually grow his channel and encourage money flow.

 

[MAWBD2]

I unironically enjoyed Starfield but it is very slow and can be quite repetitive and tedious, even for a Bethesda game, so it's a terrible game for streaming if you do anything but mainline the main quests ASAP. That being said, Baldurs Gate 3 is on a whole different level and is perfect for streaming and engaging with your audience so he's basically doing the exact opposite of what he should to actually grow his channel and encourage money flow.

I still don't understand why the pigroach never wanted to play BG3. FFS, just set difficulty to easy and you never have to think about any "nerd D&D" stuff. Combat is easy, you pick whatever classes you want and you win every encounter (unless you are really retarded). Game has a lot of cutscences and in easy mode it's almost like a walking simulator that he would like. Oh and you can savescum.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You lot seem to be forgetting that Baldurs Gate is being touted more for its fucking companion speed runs and bear sex than the story or system that's why Dave's hesitant to play his faggoty polack ass will be duh huh huh-ing nonstop every time there's a camp cutscene.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

My favorite part of this is he's saying "They zoom in on my face like this and you can see my boogers."
He doesn't know where his nostrils are.

PoP has several streams where he shows Phil picking his nose/ear and rubbing the same finger into his eyes, and that's just the Street Fighter streams. He didn't mean it (I think) but he is technically correct here.

 

[BScCollateral]

PoP has several streams where he shows Phil picking his nose/ear and rubbing the same finger into his eyes, and that's just the Street Fighter streams. He didn't mean it (I think) but he is technically correct here.

What I like about it is he's unable to bridge the gap from "And you can see my boogers" to "Maybe I shouldn't show my boogers."

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I still don't understand why the pigroach never wanted to play BG3. FFS, just set difficulty to easy and you never have to think about any "nerd D&D" stuff. Combat is easy, you pick whatever classes you want and you win every encounter (unless you are really retarded). Game has a lot of cutscences and in easy mode it's almost like a walking simulator that he would like. Oh and you can savescum.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We're talking about The Guy who spent half of his Daveinity 2 Original Gin playthrough nuking his own companions and attacking thin air.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Dave Sr. is a puzzling one. He's had a good career, but has lived in a cramped duplex next to a Spic family in a crappy area his entire adult life. Apparently still working at 67. According to Phil, he's basically been an ATM for Linda who just buys shit on QVC all day. I suspect Daddy Dave may have his own weird story to tell.

I just thought of the pigroach's lore telling of his parents both being unfaithful and it suddenly struck me: Dave cheated on his mom with another man? Apple wouldn't fall far from the tree between them, that way....

 

[Love Is Blue]

I just thought of the pigroach's lore telling of his parents both being unfaithful and it suddenly struck me: Dave cheated on his mom with another man? Apple wouldn't fall far from the tree between them, that way....

Phil's dad cheated on Linda with T so in a revenge filled with jealousy and broken heart he murdered his one and only stationary (boy)friend

 

[EmpGulcasa]

You lot seem to be forgetting that Baldurs Gate is being touted more for its fucking companion speed runs and bear sex than the story or system that's why Dave's hesitant to play his faggoty polack ass will be duh huh huh-ing nonstop every time there's a camp cutscene.

Lol this is only true if you go to the usual websites or looking for it in general. I see way more people mocking that shit and praising the game for being great than otherwise.

 

[Free Jasper]

Catching up on last nights salt. DSP reframing the definition of ‘success’ so he’s the most successful man on the planet and his enemies are failures is the funniest thing I’ve seen from him in a long time.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Catching up on last nights salt. DSP reframing the definition of ‘success’ so he’s the most successful man on the planet and his enemies are failures is the funniest thing I’ve seen from him in a long time.

his cope about "how can it be a decade of failure if I am happy?" brought to my mind the picture of a methhead smoking meth and then saying the same thing.
...then 1 hour later asking for money to get more jpe... meth

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Lol this is only true if you go to the usual websites or looking for it in general. I see way more people mocking that shit and praising the game for being great than otherwise.

We know Phil enough from his comments about the "icky yucky totally unnecessary and dated" trap Cloud in FF7 to his comments about the troon rough riding and kikedyke in TLOU2 that as soon as he gets into the character creator and sees you can be a vampire wolf with the dick of a dragon (hey kids guess what reference that's from) he'll go full clown mode "LOOK LOOOOOKKKKKKK at my PEEPEE!!11 it's sooooo tiny ack ack ack I'M LORD LITTLEDICK!!!11"
I'm calling it now in the slim chance he does play he'll give himself some faggoty tard name that only preteens would find funny like the aforementioned Lord Littledick or Baron Buttsechs or Chubby Kochs.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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[Bored Euro Trash]

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Hat needs to be replaced with "Be patient, I have autism" but great nonetheless.
It's like he stares directly into my wallet soul.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

The "suggestion box" segment is so hostile lmao he truly does hate his fans it's great.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

"I was fat. I was drunk. I was stupid," Philip Paul Burnell.

All of today's suggestions (give to charity, play different games, shorten podcast) are stupid, according to DSP, but a viewer dared to ask Lord Burnell to beg less. Only beg once during stream and never again.

The suggestion box has been great for detractor content, but hasn't yielded a single way DSP could improve his stream, none that he's willing to do anyway.