Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Jesus and the apostles turning blind men into homos and spitting hot cheerios in their assholes to cure the gay.
I think that's enough learning about Nick's new, secret fetishes for one day.
Every day I question if Nick was ever funny more and more, maybe he was only ever really funny by proxy of guests who actually made jokes. We've moved beyond "shock humor" and into "peepee poopoo ack ack ack" all night "every" night.
 
YT outdid Rumble by almost 8x with $194.
He didn't bother to turn the YouTube stream last night, based on the stream lengths, so that's why YT did 8x.

He used to really well during holidays so i guess it's a good sign people have found better things to do.
In previous years he wasn't ranting about sex and whatever else but mainly sex for 4.5 hours.

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It would be funny if Kayla did cook, but while Nick is sleeping or messing about online she puts his leftovers down the garbage disposal & tells him he should have joined them at dinner when they all are together.
It seems to me there is no consistent set meal times they have as a family. Would not be surprise me if the kids eat 1 meal a day and the rest is supplemented with snacks, junk food.

One of few positive things that I have come across from Rekieta is him recommending this YT channel called Sip and Feast. This guy's cooking channel is quite wholesome where the entire family participates in the videos some times. It's too bad Nick no longer has that same image.
 
Happy 2600 pages Nick! That's quite an accomplishment! Nearly 52k posts as well! You've really out done yourself. I know it's black friday (your favorite kind amirite?) and that can be stressful! You've got shopping to do, pcs to build, and family to ignore! So, have a drink! Just a little taste won't hurt before the drive; right? You're a real man and you've quite the tolerance so why not two?

You deserve it buddy!
 
YT outdid Rumble by almost 8x with $194. He used to really well during holidays so i guess it's a good sign people have found better things to do. Muted user said 'niger' a few times but was muted after this:
If nick's contract is 1,000,000 usd a year and he does the bare minimum of 3 streams a week, which leads to 156 streams a year, rumble is paying him around 6410.24 us dollars a stream. They paid him that much a stream on average to gain back (156x100usd)= 15,600 usd (ish) and 154k follower gain in 1 year, nick really scammed the fuck outta rumble and they're dumb asses if they renew, less money or not.

Edit: Actually it'd be less than 15,600. They only take 30% cut like youtube right? Hell, I remember they have some kind of deal where the content creator keeps 100% of the money till December or something?
 
This goes beyond Nick just wanting to do what he wants or thinking being a Christian is too hard. Nick is attempting to use Scripture against Christians, Christendom, and God Himself (if he can) to win his "chess match" against God. This is likely a contributor as to why Nick can't just walk away from God and be done with it.
Well of course, he still needs God's seal of approval to be able to proselytize. Except we never heard him directly credit God for much of anything in his life. Usually it's "luck" or some other people skill invisible to all but Saint Nick. God seems to be an accessory he wears for all others around him, who have become his full time audience on and offline. There is a reason I call him the Creator. Who knows "who" or "what" actually has his back when he is spouting ad hoc religiosities mentally or otherwise, and that's the scary part.

In any event, the humility is completely lacking and is easily exchanged for more invisible clout: "Look how I don't do this thing everyone else does! I'm so original! (That obviously means I'm authentic, you fools!)". His only being able to relate to increasingly few except those who live within the bounds of his exacting conditions (other Creators ooooh) is also another indicator of that general lack in his spirit. Remember, he just "loves" to hear (dig into) other people's stories (emotional baggage) and recycle their contents for public consumption. And while he holds a superior perspective over the traits he observes in others, he tries to distance himself as much as he feasibly can from conditions that allow him to fall under the same scrutiny. Thus he lives off the floaty logic of his permapedestal to maintain justifications for it. It just seems an empty and vapid way to live. And yet he insists this is his refined method of living.

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Interesting. So his alleged heat allergy is due to him taking too much of his anti-narcolepsy pills which he needs cause he binges on alcohol all the time.
When i was a heavy drinker my sleep schedule was a fucked up because I would sober up after 4 hours of sleep and then couldnt get back to sleep without more alcohol. That definitely left me in a haze on top of the hangover, and is definitely contributing heavily to Nick's deteriorating mental state. Also if he isnt taking a multivitamin, his brain is gonna get very wet.
 
If nick's contract is 1,000,000 usd a year and he does the bare minimum of 3 streams a week, which leads to 156 streams a year, rumble is paying him around 6410.24 us dollars a stream. They paid him that much a stream on average to gain back (156x100usd)= 15,600 usd (ish) and 154k follower gain in 1 year, nick really scammed the fuck outta rumble and they're dumb asses if they renew, less money or not.

Edit: Actually it'd be less than 15,600. They only take 30% cut like youtube right? Hell, I remember they have some kind of deal where the content creator keeps 100% of the money till December or something?
That's enough to keep him in alcohol and degeneracy.
 
Either she's not cooking, or he doesn't want to eat her cooking.
This cracked me up. Whether it was intended to be funny or not.

You would think with all this free time Kayla has she would have taken up a cooking class or followed some YT cooking channels like Laura in the Kitchen or Sip and Feast. Just to learn a few simple 30 mins dishes to prepare. Now that I think about it. It might not just be Nick that hates his kids or thinks that they're a burden, but Kayla too.
 
Watching this guy crash and burn in real time is truly a sight to behold.

Question for oldfags - is this what it was like watching Ralph go off the deep end?
A little bit but a bit more sudden. It started because he heard Null's joke about sacrificing him to the corn and fucking LOST it.
 
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Edit: HOLY SHIT! I didn't realize he had his fucking pills in his mouth there what in the actual fucking shit are you doing Rekieta! PULL THE FUCK UP!

Yeah Rekieta is well beyond the point of pulling up. At the point just enjoy the ride.

Thank you Balldo man for picking things up while Ralph is being boring! Have a drink buddy!
 
Yeah Rekieta is well beyond the point of pulling up. At the point just enjoy the ride.

Thank you Balldo man for picking things up while Ralph is being boring! Have a drink buddy!
Oh I am, Tailspin Rekieta is an amusing spectale. I just feel bad for his children, you know they're going to be fucked up when they're adults. That said even the Rekietas are better than CPS, at least with Rackets they're not being molested (until they turn 18 courtesy of uncle drexel)

unrelated sidenote: Anyone know why I can't use certain reactions? DRINK! and Deviant for example. Does your account need to be X amount old to be allowed?
 
I'm sorry, what? He really is that kid who said a joke once and just doubles and triples down on it. Not understanding why it was funny.
I think that's enough learning about Nick's new, secret fetishes for one day.
Every day I question if Nick was ever funny more and more, maybe he was only ever really funny by proxy of guests who actually made jokes. We've moved beyond "shock humor" and into "peepee poopoo ack ack ack" all night "every" night.
The timestamp is the joke to which I was referring. 40 seconds worth:
https://rumble.com/v3xj8l1-thanksgi...ill-chat-and-flexible-topics.html?start=10182
Edit: Phrasing
 
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