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It'd be really funny if he attempted to learn Korean though .
If you want a language that is fucking hard try learning Mandarin. There's like four basic ways a word can be spoken and depending on how your tone is the word can mean something completely different. Can you imagine him trying to figure out if this word is rising, falling, flat or a combination of falling and rising? It would be hilarious to see him try.

i would NOT trust Chris alone in a room with appliances i wouldn't trust an 8 year old alone with
we wouldn't want another bathroom coffee situation
This is why you have the weekly visits to check. And if the hoard starts creeping in, or he starts using extension cords to make coffee in the bathroom then you smack him with a rolled up newspaper on the nose, call him a bad girl and say to clean his shit up.

And you pick up the medallions, drop off his cut of the money and say you'll be back next week.

What I do find curious is how many retards are out there willing to purchase $30 bags of dirt from Chris' yard, $25 soda wrappers and empty chip bags, and $2-500 8-year-old-tier scribblings done by a mother raping tranny.
The same kind of person that spent $1000 to get the Sanic Totem.

You know. Idiots.
 
To be fair, hoarding is something only Barbara does. Sure, Chris's rooms were full of toys, but he doesn't have a tendency to clutter everything with boxes full of literal dogshit.
How's he gonna make a hoard if barb already beat him to it? I'm sure he's a shitty hoarder too if you give him a chance without someone else's mess already piled up.
 
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bruh... this is like next level of autism shit. PRAETOR is doing
Could you just write in ordinary English prose like everyone else, instead of whatever "experimental free verse" that was.
how the fuck do you explain to your parents that you're making a career out of doing whatever the fuck Caden is doing to the tune that you presumably convince them to cosign on buying a home for him to live in?
It's very simple. You say something like "I'm managing the affairs of an unhoused neurodivergent trans woman of color* who was unjustly persecuted for her outsider art". They won't know what any of that means, and it sounds like you're a marvellous humanitarian.
*Specifically, anchuent Cherokian
I hope Chris sits on a tack
Be careful with that. I hoped he would step on a crack and break his mother's back, but he did a stunt and broke his mother's cunt.
 
Chris claims that Donald Trump has been "kicked off the ballot".

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Perhaps the sexiest drawing Christine has ever done of herself, this will make an eggcellent base image for future AI prompts
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Caden's in Maryland
Caden's dox.
I had suspicions Caden was attending Northwest Missouri State University (Missouri Academy of Science, Mathematics and Computing) from his Dox I found while searching his LLCs.

I guess this is confirmed here's a youtube video from NW Missouri
Caden is working on the film crew. This university is minutes from his Maryland Missouri home, which is why I originally believed him to be attending. Now I'm convinced.
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He is also writing up news for KNWT
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And he's on the list of Scholarship Recipients for 2023
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*we should just start a Caden thread at this point and stop shitting up this thread I think
 
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I searched business records in Missouri under Caden's name and he has 2 registered LLCs in Missouri (link):
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Here are the fillings of both LLCs:
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Also caden being the dumbass he is, decided to use his email for contact in his fillings:
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Which I did a search on Epieos for the email and this came up:
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So Caden used his tinyhorse email to file for LLCs. :story:
 

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I searched business records in Missouri under Caden's name and he has 2 registered LLCs in Missouri (link):
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Here are the fillings of both LLCs:
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Also caden being the dumbass he is, decided to use his email for contact in his fillings:
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Which I did a search on Epieos for the email and this came up:
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So Caden used his tinyhorse email to file for LLCs. :story:
Poor Caden, getting doxxed by 3 separate peoplr in one day...
 
So how long until Praetor turns tail and runs?
This is what I'm curious about. How long before the cost vs benefit becomes too weighted to one side.

At this moment in time using Chris for monetary gain and putting a roof over his head had more benefits. Now it seems it will likely begin to creep into his personal life he's been trying to keep separate.

I don't see this lasting long. It was a lot easier when Chris had his own home or was in jail.
 
Dad realizes his son, Caden will never have a career.
Dad buys Caden an income property so he can make money to support himself.
Caden fills the house with a lolcow and his loser friends.
No one pays rent.
Dad gets stuck with the bill when the property taxes and maintenance costs come due.
Dad tells Caden to evict his friends.
They refuse to go.
Protracted eviction case.
The merge ends things just at the last minute.
Chris isn't DSP, the world won't bend over backwards to save him from the consequences of his own actions. If DSP sexually assaulted his mother, he wouldn't say a day in prison because the case would be dropped for reasons I can't even imagine right now
 
this drawing looks like some YA novel freedom fighter teenage girl character posing fabulously against evil
despite being 40+ and looking like an old lady going white in the mane. That's legit how chris still sees himself. Then again so do a lot of other troon cows like him too blind to see things for how they really are.
 
Dad realizes his son, Caden will never have a career.
Dad buys Caden an income property so he can make money to support himself.
Caden fills the house with a lolcow and his loser friends.
No one pays rent.
Dad gets stuck with the bill when the property taxes and maintenance costs come due.
Dad tells Caden to evict his friends.
They refuse to go.
Protracted eviction case.
The merge ends things just at the last minute.
Pretty sure Caden biological dad is dead? I think his family situation is/was weird. I could be wrong tho.
 
So had a few days to take this all in, and I've seen some folks alluding to in parts to what I think is going on.

Ladies, Gentlemen, I bring you the founding of:

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I got this weird vibe when I looked at his new house's security setup outside, in that all the cameras are pointed at Chris's car, but only one side. I thought that might be if someone drives up in front and throws a rock, they could get someone's license plate. However it looks like their setup does nothing to catch anything detailed of someone going the other direction. That got me thinking:

What if that security setup isn't to keep people from fucking with Chris, but is something Caden is using to keep an eye on Chris at all hours. Then I thought some more, and the videos we're seeing put out, is of Chris working, Chris doing his nativity play, Q&A's, and posts that are Chris chan, but there's something missing...

It seems like ever since Chris came back, "he learned nothing" is out doing his thing. But is that it? "Chris Chan is back!" everyone posts. He gets pictured at some game stores, malls, and suddenly, more interest is gathered, people aren't bored of Chris, they've got a mystery! But whatever, Chris is back.

What if it's like an advertising thing? Imagine trying to put together a comeback if Chris hired you to do it for him? You'd have to basically come up with what you think "the real Chris" does and act likes, but still keep it under control. That's what was missing from all these Chris posts since he's gotten out, it's like Chris isn't interacting the way you'd think he would.

That got me to my point: What if Caden is basically holding all of Chris's strings, forcing him to make this shit for what amounts of pennies, and Caden managed to get Chris holed up in somewhere that he can't drive to leave, and by the looks of things, will alert people if he does try to leave in his car.

What if Caden is putting together some kind of home, where he's basically making Chris do all this, paying him a fraction of what it's worth, and basically taking income from his live-in PayPig? Chris stated that the livestream stuff would go to "the mortgage", which definitely isn't Branchland, so he probably meant Caden. He could be as fractionally manipulative as Barb and still get Chris to do whatever he wanted him to.

All this, plus this house was built in…1920, according to the listing. Not good.

There’s factories/paper mills/whatever right across the street (Caden’s newly purchased wreck is at bottom right of this pic, circled)
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Another view of the neighborhood. There’s a line of factories and smokestacks all along the river, right across the street (again, the house is circled.)
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NOT a nice neighborhood. Would not buy.
That road outside his place is wall to wall 18 wheelers all night because of that paper plant and others.
 
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