Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It's obvious writing the Tiny Tim book is like trying to squeeze blood from a stone for Patrick. He's so fixated on word count and reaching "novel length", like a student struggling to pad a term paper.
 
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Markorian said:
This might legitimately end up being his worst work yet.
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If its worse than In the Black theres a good chance he'll Enjoy Prison when he ends up in front of the International War Crimes Tribunal, that book is fucking appalling, I've read (well, listened to) two of Fats books, The Ark and In the Black because I got a load of free Audiobook credits and In the Black is fucking awful. Boring, forced, lazy writing. The Ark at least has the gem of a decent idea buried in there, a murder mystery in Generation Ship is a cool premise, and in the hands of a decent writer it could have been good.
In the Black I had to force myself to keep going, and kept skipping back because Pat forgets and confuses plot points and details, his characters are fucking flat cardboard cutouts, it just fucking suuuuucked. I didn't pay for it and I still feel robbed, I asked for my free credit back but because I'd finished the book they wouldn't do it.
If his plagiarized Scrooge knockoff is somehow worse it would actually be oddly impressive that a person could make the literary equivalent of a Ghost Pepper Enema.
 
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
Never said I created it, child. Found it on Josiah's twitter, stalker.
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You didn't create Rastafarianism. Give credit to Halie Selasie whenever you post for sticker points. We're all really invested in the big Good Boy Sticker Race and it'd be a shame to have the results sullied.

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Is he writing a children's book? 21 chapters, 135 pages, that's like 6 a chapter.
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So pat who is fat who is pat is now overtly sobbing on X about how he has complex/chronic post traumatic stress disorder because of how often he has endured being called a fat faggot (with bitch tits) and tormented by wookies and pepperoni related accusations
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Here is a generic list of examples of the kind of traumas that cause the specific condition he is latching on to

Examples of chronic trauma include:
  • Long-term child physical or sexual abuse.
  • Long-term domestic violence.
  • Being a victim of human or sex trafficking.
  • War.
  • Frequent community violence.
While CPTSD is often associated with chronic trauma in childhood, adults who experience chronic trauma can also develop the condition.
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Now I have searched through multiple medical sources and journals but thus far I have been unable to find this condition be linked to being a rotund failure getting called names on the internet in response to public displays of obnoxious faggotry and having the cops periodically called on him by shall we say "an uncertain yet likely fat and living on X entity"

Also what a classy move it is to compare being an internet laughing stock/pinata to being a victim of protracted torture and/or rape.
 
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You heard it here folks, despite the fact that blue municipalities spend more on students who achieve less across the entire nation, it is Republicans who have fucked up education. Obviously the only solution is to round southerners up into camps and cart off their children to be reeducated by coastal elites. Winnie the Pooh would be proud.
 
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Patty's thread reached 2400 pages in a little under 4 years. That's 600 pages a year, 50 pages a month and about 2 pages a day. The people in this thread and more productive than the subject of this thread. More has been written by atalkering baby childs than by the "acclaimed Sci-fi author". I'm daring to say that Patass will have to write tirelessly and without a break for 20-30 years to catch up to us.
How? How are Patpostosters more productive than the Fat Pepperoni Enjoyer?
And this is without talking about the second, better (?) forum, which had tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of posts just about the Soylent Paddy (and the novels and stories written by them).
It's just baffling how the cyber SWATTers are more accomplished writers than this Jabba The Hutt look-a-like...
 
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