James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Nod Flenders]

Holy shit! That was awesome! For the sake of comparison, I re-watched the original Atari Porn episode first. It had been years and I forgot just how fucking great AVGN was back then.

I wasn't expecting anything good or bad from the "edited for TV" version but my sides were splitting by the end. This is definitely the funniest video he has released in ages.

In my opinion, the "censorship" made it funnier. I was bursting at the seams with how hard he was "trying" to be YT friendly.

 

[Near]

In my opinion, the "censorship" made it funnier. I was bursting at the seams with how hard he was "trying" to be YT friendly.

I didn't look into the episode because I expected it to be just plain censoring, but this shit's genuinely pretty funny. Wp.

 

[GumballFapper]

if we're to believe he started writing his Auto-bio in the early 2000's (he says 20ish years ago in the promo vid description, vid released 2022) that was way before YT, before the nerd, etc....there's some level of narcissism to think anyone would want to read his life story at 22 and beyond. Barely outta college, barely a filmmaker. no accomplishments in the film industry, or at all.

According to Bimmy crappy two minute home videos he recorded on his cam count as "Films" and he is proud to have made 300 of'um

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Because they actually and genuinely HATE James. A few people on there are those who wanna post stuff without the real AVGN Reddit banning it like the old days. Some despise James because of the Bootsy departure and their (incorrect) perception of the Kyle Justin departure.

What happened was both here and the sub have gone over why AVGN went to shit (James stopped caring, the nerd character got run into the ground, Screenwave was brought in, Mike leaving, Bootsy and Kyle leaving, the movie failing etc etc) a million times and now all that's left to talk about is his hairline and his midlife crisis band. So then you get the weirdos who start to actually hate James and go full alog on him. There really isn't much left to say about the nerd so people just start going all out on him.

 

[Michael Bluth]

 

[demicolon]

We don't hate Bimmy, we laugh at him first for the BTS video which was lulzy compared to the Colombian serial killer family-omerta he kept about the nuGhostbusters, second for the book which confirmed the reddit rumors of that one guy who was allegedly April's family and said that James is borderline retarded in-person.

 

[CyrusHowler]

New Neighbor Nerds video.
John looks extra dumpy in the thumbnail. I’m not a major John fan (I’m a Big Ryan fan btw) but I’ll take anything that resembles J&MM.
This time they’re checking out a classic N64 wrestling game WCW/NWO Revenge.
https://youtu.be/jHDWbpX7aPU?si=SiMigNwCFqD36Opj

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Odd. I don’t remember James Rolfe being a wrestling fan growing up. It’s weird seeing him talk about wrestling video games.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Odd. I don’t remember James Rolfe being a wrestling fan growing up. It’s weird seeing him talk about wrestling video games.

I'm fairly certain he's brought up wrestling on James and Mike Mondays. I fairly remember him sperging about Monday Night Raw and Andre the Giant.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I remember this specific N64 wrestling title well. Played tons of it 4-player multiplayer.

Surprisingly in-depth wrt moves.

No health meter. Had to beat the shit out of each other until some blackbox CPU system decides you've had enough and makes you exhausted enough to get pinned or TKOed.

There was also some sort of licensing issue. The game had quite a big roster of the usual WCW guys, but also had an extended roster of randos from circuits I'm not even sure were real with wrestlers like "Sumo Jo".

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I don't know the first thing about wrestling but I had this. "Hollywood" Hogan and Sting were so popular at the time they would always get a weapon when reaching into the crowd.

Also, the costume change music:

 

[AnsemSoD1]

So since he's already shamelessly advertised soylent, how long will it take for him to just straight up advertise something along the lines of Blacked Raw?

 

[Captain Gomez]

So since he's already shamelessly advertised soylent, how long will it take for him to just straight up advertise something along the lines of Blacked Raw?

It wasn't his choice, he's just an actor now.

But I'm sure if they made an offer Big Ryan would crack the whip and make James go: "Castlevania 3 is probably one of the hardest games ever made... but you know what's really hard? Big Black Cocks™, if you wanna see the hottest babes getting fucked by the blackest cocks, check out today's sponsor: Blacked! with over 700 hours of content, Blacked is the number 1 interracial adult movie provider, you can even watch it on your Nintendo Switch during long flights! So, go to blacked.com/cinemassacre or click the link in the description and use promo code NERD for 30% off on a yearly subscription."

 

[AnsemSoD1]

It wasn't his choice, he's just an actor now.

But I'm sure if they made an offer Big Ryan would crack the whip and make James go: "Castlevania 3 is probably one of the hardest games ever made... but you know what's really hard? Big Black Cocks™, if you wanna see the hottest babes getting fucked by the blackest cocks, check out today's sponsor: Blacked! with over 700 hours of content, Blacked is the number 1 interracial adult movie provider, you can even watch it on your Nintendo Switch during long flights! So, go to blacked.com/cinemassacre or click the link in the description and use promo code NERD for 30% off on a yearly subscription."

My fucking sides.

 

[McSneaks]

According to Bimmy crappy two minute home videos he recorded on his cam count as "Films" and he is proud to have made 300 of'um

He literally counts trailers as films. Although to be fair his are, there's a reason he's the worlds most prolific filmmakers with over 900 films all too good for Hollywouldnt

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

I remember this specific N64 wrestling title well. Played tons of it 4-player multiplayer.

Surprisingly in-depth wrt moves.

No health meter. Had to beat the shit out of each other until some blackbox CPU system decides you've had enough and makes you exhausted enough to get pinned or TKOed.

There was also some sort of licensing issue. The game had quite a big roster of the usual WCW guys, but also had an extended roster of randos from circuits I'm not even sure were real with wrestlers like "Sumo Jo".

I don't know the first thing about wrestling but I had this. "Hollywood" Hogan and Sting were so popular at the time they would always get a weapon when reaching into the crowd.

Also, the costume change music:

WWF No Mercy was the G.O.A.T. of N64 wrestling games. The video quality for Titantrons was atrocious, but we all loved it anyway. We had a ridiculous amount of fun creating wrestlers of ourselves in a tag-team match vs. Saddam Hussein and our high school principal.

Plus we got some good memes...

 

[Duveeelll]

So since he's already shamelessly advertised soylent, how long will it take for him to just straight up advertise something along the lines of Blacked Raw?

Manscaped was a sponsor of Cinemassacre once, but James didn't do it (refused?) so they got Kieran to do it instead:

 

[CyrusHowler]

It wasn't his choice, he's just an actor now.

But I'm sure if they made an offer Big Ryan would crack the whip and make James go: "Castlevania 3 is probably one of the hardest games ever made... but you know what's really hard? Big Black Cocks™, if you wanna see the hottest babes getting fucked by the blackest cocks, check out today's sponsor: Blacked! with over 700 hours of content, Blacked is the number 1 interracial adult movie provider, you can even watch it on your Nintendo Switch during long flights! So, go to blacked.com/cinemassacre or click the link in the description and use promo code NERD for 30% off on a yearly subscription."

Actually laughed out loud at this one.

He literally counts trailers as films

Do you mean like Flying Fuckernauts vs Astro Bastards and Jekyll and Hyde The Game The Movie?

 

[Zaryiu2]

I found a video comparing two similar clips of old and new AVGN that showcase the difference in acting we've all felt but can't quite put into words.

Two things become very noticeable when you compare these two sketches:
1) His acting has become more stiff and now he defaults to premade faces: the typical angry rant, the angry screaming face, the cuckface when he's surprised.
2) The thick-rimmed glasses hide his eyebrows and make his face less expressive, contributing to the problem of stiff acting.

Obviously he doesn't have time to do genuine acting

 

[GumballFapper]

Here's a local copy of Bimmy's book. 300 pages of cow milk and retardation