Josh doesn't realize that the rural Northeast and Midwest has some of the best cheese in the entire world. Jack doesn't either, to keep this post on-topic.
Now that you mentioned it I realize you are right. Fuck this guy and his bitmojis. Made me MATI enough to dust off of my epic photo editing skillz in some bootleg photoshop software.
Skintone is too healthy; Jack's face has the same color as a fresh corpse. Take those roses out of his cheeks and put them all in the Claw.
The only bread I'm okay with being a little sweet is a Challah loaf or a brioche loaf. Both of which I will buy, stick it in the freezer and the night before take out the slices and stick them in a paper bag to dry out slightly. Then the next day? Make French Toast.
Most American cheeses, like from the big companies, aren't that good. You gotta search to find the right ones. The local Costco has a good selection of cheese from around the world. But sometimes they have it once, or like Stilton, only once a year. I mean I found a really good Canadian cheddar of all things several years ago. Banderson's I think it was called? It was a five year aged "vintage" cheddar that was nothing short of fantastic. Never found it again which is a shame because it went so well with red wine. But there's an Irish cheddar that they sell that is almost as good.
Some are disturbing. Some are legit horrifying. But the creepiest one is the second last one which oddly enough looks the most normal. It's like something out of a fever dream. Like you're invited to somebody's home for a pot-luck and they say their cousin has just shown up and he's in the kitchen right now. You walk in to see that monstrosity and know you're not making it out of that home alive.
You certainly aren't the only one, I've been seeing the boomers dropping that awful looking happy birthday bitmoji shit and the facial expression, it's makes me snarl like the Grinch
Most boomers have two working arms and can walk despite being an entire generation older than Jack.
Today I was reading the Godfather novel and there's a part where an abortionist says you should institutionalize fatties and alcoholics to prevent such undignified deaths, Jack makes me realize the truth in his statement.
Yeah but unfortunately we have laws against that.
Tammy eats "Salads"(covered in cheese and dressing) on occasion, and seems to eat half the amount Fatty does. That's why she's still fat. Look at Tammy Jr, she blew right the hell up, that's definitely a result of eating like a scalfani. Jr was a fat kid, and is still fatty now, however he pretends to work out on occasion and actually has some sort of job where he can't simply sit and watch cartoons all day.
I think Jack poisons the dishes with spices he can't taste if he thinks Tammy might dare to eat any of them. She strikes me as the same kind of "fud gud" idiot Jack is, just less extreme.
I actually looked back at his previous 3 cobbler videos. Peach cobbler 2012 and Apple Cobbler 2020 are the same recipe with different fruit and very similar to Dolly's version (it's cobbler, how different can it be?). They both use proportionally the same amount of sugar. For Peach Cobbler 2016 he used canned sweetened peach so he cuts the sugar in half (good job). So too sweet for him my ass. And there is no reason to have four nearly identical cobbler recipes.
The AI art still has use of both arms. Not too realistic
No way, you're telling me that glucose, the most important energy source in bioenergetics, is fueling cells gone rogue? Who could've possibly seen that one coming? Don't worry though, I bet praying to Jesus and replacing all your sugar intake with fat will fix that in due time.
Technically those were the blueberry ice cream muffins. The blueberry splooge cake came afterwards.
What about Hammy and Hammy Jr? They're both fat.
Yeah we've gone over this previously. Faggot doesn't understand that while sugar feed cancer it also feeds your regular cells. And glucose is literally blood sugar. It's what gets passed to the cells. It's what's in some IVs.
imo the only cobbler recipe you need is the one this irish woman had put on her tombstone
No lie I have a fascination with tombstone recipes and I wish this was more common. I’d make a whole channel finding and making obscure dead people recipes.
