Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[thebigdream]

Balldo, you have a loving(?) wife and 5 kids yet you're depressed in December? Nigga put down the bottle and get some help if that's true.

BPD tends to heighten around holidays, just saying

 

[Balldo's Gate]

There are two big conclusions I am drawing from last night's copetravaganza.

Number one, Nick is getting more specific with his gripes about LawTube. He is aggrieved by a specific person who didn't give him credit for growing their channel and stop coming on Nick's show, who was in the group chats asking for help getting super chats, and allegedly stole Nick's paypigs. There is going to be a drip-drip-drip until finally he snaps at Andrew. Nick appears to understand now that a massive chunk of the LawTube people have wrote him off as an embarrassment.

The more concerning thing is that Nick appears to be full-on looping now. It's very rare that I watch a Rekieta stream outside of Elissa's channel (the last time was the Eric July meltdown ones) but I noticed Nick went on multiple asides in detail which were totally derivative of clips that were already posted by Elissa.

In particular, right before Crigler came on, around 2:03:00, he discussed talking to the Balldo CEO again. But he already described it a couple days ago.

I skipped to the end of the stream to see how drunk he was and around 5:53:00, he was talking about his relationship advice from a month ago. Except when starting the diatribe, he just introduced it with the word "again".

More broadly, the clips from the Locals stream looks like the copestreaming was derivative of his copestreaming during his main show which was derivative of his copetweeting earlier in the day. A big part of the chat revolt were people using words like "repetitive". Oddly I don't think he really addressed that point, although he was engaging directly with the Rumble chat. It is starting to cross the line of being "man, this guy's content is lazy" to actually concerning inasmuch as I don't even know how much insight he as into the fact that his ranting is repetitive and looping.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

It's weird a guy with a large family and church and his own business is like a lonely attention starved retard online. He has everything I would recommend to a guy that has nothing going on and needs attention online yet he's acting like this.

I don't get it.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Apparently you need an MD to determine Nick is drinking too much.

Even if you had an MD, a Ph.D. in a field closely related to your MD and told Nicky lampshade that he's drinking himself to death he'd cope and seethe that you don't specialize in threating alcoholics.

And if you did, he'd get wishy washy about how ackshually he read on some study that not all alcoholics present the same symptoms and what you're seeing is just a new experimental narcolepsy medicine his doctor gave him, he's a special little boy with a special little mystery illness just like his idol daddy gym.

No, you can't see the script. No, you can't see the study, enjoy prison.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

In those locals clips he can't stand still for five seconds and focus on the camera. I know he's been more fidgety on his regular streams for a little while but it is really really noticeable when he is standing without his computer in front of him. It's probably a combo of not being able to balance right from all the alcohol and the stimulant abuse. You ever see those videos of cops arresting crackheads? They can't sit or stand still either. How's Juju's coke treating you there balldoman?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Balldo, you have a loving(?) wife and 5 kids yet you're depressed in December? Nigga put down the bottle and get some help if that's true.

And stop streaming at 5 in the morning.

Nigga likes to (or at least used to) say how awesome homeschooling is, he’s a teacher then right?

If my kids teacher was drunk at 5am copesplaning I would ask for that teacher to be removed.

 

[assman694]

aIf

The entire thing ended up being over six hours.

Skimming through, Crigler shows up just after the 2 hour mark and leaves just before the 4 hour mark, and then Rekieta continues for over two hours.

The ED thing came up again as Crigler made another joke as he was leaving. I think he didn't realize how serious Nick takes the whole ED thing.and it got a little awkward.

"Maybe we could talk about something other than Balldos next time?" Crigler asks as he leaves.

After Crigler leaves, Nick laughs maniacally at his joke about Crigler using the Balldo on Pool before arguing with a chatter about how he doesn't have ED.

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I haven't listened to the whole thing, just the hour or so I summarized on the thread and then this little chunk, but my condolences to @elb because I don't know how you clip this thing. I skipped to a random timestamp after Crigler left to see how drunk Nick was and he was saying how he never told people not to buy Isom or something else about Eric July.

Holy hell the amount of coping over having ED has me excited to see what happens when someone directly superchats him calling him a pathetic cuck who needs BBC to satisfy his wife.

 

[No Scope]

It's weird a guy with a large family and church and his own business is like a lonely attention starved retard online. He has everything I would recommend to a guy that has nothing going on and needs attention online yet he's acting like this.

I don't get it.

Sounds like Mandy should be rescuing Nick at this point and do porn.

 

[Sammich]

It's weird a guy with a large family and church and his own business is like a lonely attention starved retard online. He has everything I would recommend to a guy that has nothing going on and needs attention online yet he's acting like this.

I don't get it.

Midlife crisis hitting him very hard, or maybe all of the church and business stuff is larping.

 

[Father Balldo]

 

[Goofy Logic]

Holy hell the amount of coping over having ED has me excited to see what happens when someone directly superchats him calling him a pathetic cuck who needs BBC to satisfy his wife.

Expect a whole bunch of ED jokes to start appearing.

Midlife crisis hitting him very hard, or maybe all of the church and business stuff is larping.

I think it's both.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Color me surprised he’s not the Balldoman, he’s the Balldo Bitch. I’m guessing Rumble isn’t the only contract he has. I wonder if the real Balldoman, the CEO, has a contract to have Nick’s balls in a vice.

 

[PaladinBoo]

The fact that he is saying that he is depressed around the holidays, which is suppose to be the most joyous time of the year, when he has a wife and 5 kids tells me that his marriage is falling apart and his parents and in-laws are at their wits end with him. Don't be surprised that, come next year, Kayla files for divorce. Of course it won't be Nick's fault and he will say that he was the one who wanted the divorce in order to save face and not take the L.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Elb uploaded this clip and Ryan made a comment in it.



For added info: Nick's latest non live video was an anime matsuri video uploaded 3 months ago (1hr long). Actual 'edited' video was about WoTC sending the pinkertons to a guy's house (6 months ago). I checked shorts but couldn't find upload dates but oldest comment I saw in there was 8 months ago.

Another irrelevant tidbit is that there is a multi streamer called piratesoftware (streamer talking about game dev) who claimed to have figured out the algorithm and was exploding on yt with his shorts but suddenly died in growth. He poked around and held a campaign until yt admitted it was their fuck up around yesterday and he started seeing growth again with his shorts. He says this should affect other ytbers too since this is a bug on yt's end and see their growth resume but oh what am I saying, nick doesn't make content on yt...

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The fact that he is saying that he is depressed around the holidays, which is suppose to be the most joyous time of the year, when he has a wife and 5 kids tells me that his marriage is falling apart and his parents and in-laws are at their wits end with him. Don't be surprised that, come next year, Kayla files for divorce. Of course it won't be Nick's fault and he will say that he was the one who wanted the divorce in order to save face and not take the L.

He might be a faggot drinking and popping pills and getting mad while attention whoring but I really do hope he doesn't go full Ralph and becomes the Minnesota rage pig.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick outed Law and Lumber as being a fag

Is it really outing someone who has the name "Law and Lumber"

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick, buddy, it'll soon be time to hit the egg nog

Bitch egg nog barely has 15-17%, that's too soft for a hardass lawyer like Nicky.

As for the comments about how "Nick admited to being a dicklet" because of mentions of the balldo being used by poorly endowed males, it doesn't have to be the case for one simple reason: limp whiskey-penises aren't exactly big either.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I once woke up after drinking in my room with a considerable chunk of my arm just missing, no clue why.

Don't worry, that's just normal leprosy.

 

[Bepis]

Dude is looking rough. It looks like he's been crying or something.

He looks like one of those Brendan Fraser "Just fuck my shit up" edits. Sad.

 

[Neetorino]

It's pathetic how the lip seal around Nick's cock is so tight on Ryan and CGoody. One of them is always coming around to white knight their e-daddy in the comments of someone else's video for zero reason other than they need to cope that Nick's still super cool.