A Comcast Employee Has Been Fucking with DSP's Internet for Months [November 28, 2023] - Oh it's true.. It's DAMN true!

[Kane lives in death]

You know, ever since Dan exposed himself Phil has been kinda meek about it, yes he complained that he was fucking with his business but i didnt see him go full smug I TOLD YOU MY DETRACTORS ARE ALL ILL STALKERS DOOD,completely different than when small time trolls fuck with him, even though this is the time it could go viral and give him attention.

This combined with him not even entertaining the idea of going to trial makes me believe that hes kinda scared that he finally got a trully psycho Wings tier Alog, remember that this is the most sheltered and cowardly man on earth, i might be wrong but i woudnt be surprised if he tries to sweep this incident under the rug, because Phil is above all a guy that can get scared very easily, and i think he wants to avoid giving any ideas to other psycho stalkers.

Just compare outlandish ramblings at the beggining of the podcast when he was accusing a comcast employee of fucking with him (when he had no proof), to his cowed extremely serious sperging after the alog was confirmed, for example in yesterdays daily wrap.

That doesnt mean Comcast wont fuck Dan sideways with lawsuits of course.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

The worst thing that happens out of this is DSP gets a little more support for a little longer and we have to hear him bitch about comcast incident for the rest of his miserable life. Pewdiepie, Metokur, Sir Critikal, Muta, etc.. aren't gonna start changing their opinions on DSP and start championing for him just because one retard fucked with his internet.

 

[JackoVerde]

You know, ever since Dan exposed himself Phil has been kinda meek about it, yes he complained that he was fucking with his business but i didnt see him go full smug I TOLD YOU MY DETRACTORS ARE ALL ILL STALKERS DOOD,completely different than when small time trolls fuck with him, even though this is the time it could go viral and give him attention.

maybe phil is thinking that trolls are starting to ramp up.
phil bitches about the trolls but its all been restreams and, edits and documentaries thus far and troll tips that actually help him
now a troll is fucking with him personally
maybe he thinks this is the start of wings level trolling.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

months of these IT actions being unmonitored and unsupervised.

What’s the source on it being months? Dan said he’s been messing with him since late October, so basically one month at most.

I’m only saying this because we need to get the facts straight and not let people(Phil) exaggerate this lore. Phil already immediately tried to say this dude is the cause of him losing connection 8 months ago on the side scrollers podcast, and I’ve seen 6 months floated around in this thread

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

What’s the source on it being months? Dan said he’s been messing with him since late October, so basically one month at most.

I’m only saying this because we need to get the facts straight and not let people(Phil) exaggerate this lore. Phil already immediately tried to say this dude is the cause of him losing connection 8 months ago on the side scrollers podcast, and I’ve seen 6 months floated around in this thread

Well, he actually wrote "latw October", so I guess it depends on whether you read that as "last October" or "late October". (I agree "late October" is more likely, since it's less of a typo and it fits better with the facts.)

 

[Elchuparola]

Reading all this shit, the conclusion I came to is THUS:
Yall gay.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Phew, lads.. what a day.

Comcast guy DM'd me a couple times when he first showed up on the board yesterday. He sent some images that I believe he did not post in the thread, so have at it.

Spoiler: Images

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

>dsp enterprises
>hulk hogan 123
god damn it phil, you are 41

 

[clothes in my closet]

>dsp enterprises
>hulk hogan 123
god damn it phil, you are 41

Lol, I'm pretty sure Comcast guy made that his account name, to fuck with him.

 

[Ghostse]

>dsp enterprises

That's legit though. You need to incorporate your LLC with a unique name, so DSP works as well as any.

The hulk hogan gmail is cringe ngl

 

[Elmo]

>dsp enterprises
>hulk hogan 123
god damn it phil, you are 41

God only knows what his passwords would be if they didn't force him to use upper/lowercase and special characters.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

>dsp enterprises
>hulk hogan 123
god damn it phil, you are 41

Uses his "official business" darksydephil@hotmail email adress for every mundane shit there is.
Hulkhogan123@gmail for his Comcast account
this guy

Lol, I'm pretty sure Comcast guy made that his account name, to fuck with him.

Ok, that would make more sense.

 

[Kulee Baba]

>dsp enterprises
>hulk hogan 123
god damn it phil, you are 41

Hulkamania and DSP is Forever Brotha!

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

That's legit though. You need to incorporate your LLC with a unique name, so DSP works as well as any.

The hulk hogan gmail is cringe ngl

I know about that, but DSP doesn't have an LLC and he isn't even operating as "business-as", as someone familiar with the US business stuff mentioned a few weeks ago.
also https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_or/37857497

 

[Troonos]

The only upside of all this is the potential for lulz when DSP blows his inevitable payout from Comcast in literally days and then the increased scrutiny on his finances when he's already back to eBegging within a week. Can't wait to hear his excuses for where the money went.

 

[Agent Proper]

>dsp enterprises
>hulk hogan 123
god damn it phil, you are 41

Hmmm I don't recall hulkhogan123@gmail.com as a email that Phil has used before.

Was that email used to troll Phil?

 

[Soylent Dora]

How much does he say he pays a month for internet? This shit is mid for a "business Internet" and just mid in general.

For reference - This is one of two main carriers where he used to live in CT. What is he paying for?

 

[clothes in my closet]

How much does he say he pays a month for internet? This shit is mid for a "business Internet" and just mid in general.

I don't know the exact number, but It's between $300 and $400. It's some meme "business class internet" package that he either got conned into years ago, or willingly paid for because it has the word "business" in it. He's staunchly defended this much needed expense for years.

 

[smorki]

How much does he say he pays a month for internet? This shit is mid for a "business Internet" and just mid in general.

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For reference - This is one of two main carriers where he used to live in CT. What is he paying for?

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Says right there "BI ADVAN+SE+CP PKG". Dunno what SE and CP are, but Comcast Business Internet Advanced go for a minimum of $140 a month up to $215 if you want a landline and extra bandwidth

 

[Fapcop]

Phil is literally retarded: As in his mind and opinions are firmly set in the late 2000’s/early 2010’s and will never change or evolve.

Hence a 300/30 internet speed is something that is unattainable by mere mortals without expensive and exclusive “business class internet”, and no matter how many times you explain that your average 5G phone is capable of higher upload speeds, which is what matters when you stream, he will snort and call you a moron.

This guy thinks cellphone use satellites. Nuff said.