James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
    2,854
This is one of the best posts I've seen on the reddit :lit:
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AnsemSoD1 said:
So since he's already shamelessly advertised soylent, how long will it take for him to just straight up advertise something along the lines of Blacked Raw?
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I could've sworn Soylent went bankrupt roughly half a decade ago

Who and where the fuck is/are this horde of Soylent drinking beasts? I've never met anyone who actually drinks it instead of passing by the café to eat a croissant
 
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Jonny Greenwood said:
I could've sworn Soylent went bankrupt roughly half a decade ago

Who and where the fuck is/are this horde of Soylent drinking beasts? I've never met anyone who actually drinks it instead of passing by the café to eat a croissant
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Jewtubers
 
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lindsayfan said:
supremely autistic. really sums up the people who are obsessed with nitpicking "bimmy" and how unfixably weird their minds are.
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"No, that makes them home videos. Just because your mother would say 'Who's my little film director?" doesn't make you a filmmaker."

Pretty sure any interviewee would be well within their rights to just walk out after that.
 
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Tsunade-sama said:
This is one of the best posts I've seen on the reddit :lit:
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I know this is a redditor fantasy, but Mike was equally as freeloading as Bames. Bootsy for example would bash Mike in particular for not paying him well in his twitter rants.

But I still can't believe that Bimmy paid Kyle Justin 0$ throughout the entire series. He composed the theme song, appeared in multiple episodes and built the set for a few episodes and Bimmy paid him NOTHING. Then acted surprised when he got ghosted by him. This truly proves what a piece of shit Bimmy is
 
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Stealy said:
I didn't realize raping your mother or drinking yourself to death and getting your ass beat overseas was on the same level as making subpar video game reviews and playing in a crappy dad rock band.

The more you know!
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I don't care about what the subject of the fanfic did. I mean making multiple paragraphs long made-up stories about what would be funny if it happened to some guy on the Internet. People on here do it just as much as le ebil truthers.
 
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This has to be the most bipolar thread I've seen on the site. (newfag I know but I've lurked for a while) I was a member of the truth sub for a while until realizing that they just circlejerked over the same 5 jokes over and over because, in truth, James isn't a lolcow. He's a weird guy, he does funny shit occasionally, (despite its overuse I'll always laugh at a balls on the dick joke) but he's not a cow. I checked the sub a few weeks ago just to see if there were any new developments, and I saw that Irate Gamer tweet where he wrote some truth references in the script and James didn't even have a clue what he was referencing. The guy is just simply not a cow. I fully agree that he's weird, rex viper sucks, his content has gone downhill, the movie is lousy, he fucked over his friends, all the regular truther criticisms are mostly correct.

But holy fuck, comparing him to CWC? Really? In what way is he comparable to CWC outside of having a thread on here and the speculation that he has autism? James is a functional member of society, he has a family, he has a steady income, he has a house and car, etc. Genuinely not trying to white knight, I don't disagree with him having a thread, he's plenty funny to laugh at, but the amount of alogs (redditors) on this thread is wild considering what his perceived "infractions" are.
 
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This has to be the most bipolar thread I've seen on the site. (newfag I know but I've lurked for a while) I was a member of the truth sub for a while until realizing that they just circlejerked over the same 5 jokes over and over because, in truth, James isn't a lolcow. He's a weird guy, he does funny shit occasionally, (despite its overuse I'll always laugh at a balls on the dick joke) but he's not a cow. I checked the sub a few weeks ago just to see if there were any new developments, and I saw that Irate Gamer tweet where he wrote some truth references in the script and James didn't even have a clue what he was referencing. The guy is just simply not a cow. I fully agree that he's weird, rex viper sucks, his content has gone downhill, the movie is lousy, he fucked over his friends, all the regular truther criticisms are mostly correct.

But holy fuck, comparing him to CWC? Really? In what way is he comparable to CWC outside of having a thread on here and the speculation that he has autism? James is a functional member of society, he has a family, he has a steady income, he has a house and car, etc. Genuinely not trying to white knight, I don't disagree with him having a thread, he's plenty funny to laugh at, but the amount of alogs (redditors) on this thread is wild considering what his perceived "infractions" are.
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There's a number of cow threads based on people that really don't fit the description at all. They're mostly just people that make subpar or bad content, but aren't constantly caught up in shitty drama or having pics of them doing something creepy leaking online or something. Half the posts in this thread are just making fun of James' hair which got old years ago.
 
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