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DSP is like a mouth breathing retard with a potato body and an fetal alcohol syndrome face and that's all he is. He's just a whiny man child.

He's not even a special sort of asshole. I don't get the obsession with the retard.

I would knife fight Kurt Eichenwald to the death but I would not use my job against him and then post about it on the forum. That's retarded, if you hate someone that much just kill them.
 
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Soylent Dora said:
Do you all honestly find it funny when Phil goes on his 30 minute victim segments daily?
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As opposed to what? Watching him bumbling around in a walking sim? Yeah I find this more entertaining.

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I just don't see this as funny.
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Then go watch something you find funny and stop shitting up this subforum.
 
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FelixGibraltar said:
I truly cant think of anyone on earth who deserves to live out of a fucking box and eat out of tin cans for the rest of their existence other than Phil. I used think it was some loser shit to troll his ass constantly but he is truly a dumb fuck who deserves to stay at the bottom of the pecking order getting fucking harassed until he cracks. Never hated someone I've never met so fucking bad in my entire life.
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That’s really faggy. You need to venture outside the DSP subforum at some point. Phil mostly begs for money from literal retards online. Goonclown, LFJ, Vito and Mr. Girl all make his worst offenses look downright insignificant.
 
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Sincerely, I hope DSP gets some money from Comcast and the troll/ unfunny fraudster gets raped by Polish men in prison. The amount of people in this thread thinking that some fat retard needs to be punished or wallow in poverty is hilarious.

Is there a term for people thinking themselves as better than a lolcow, but needing to get covered in shit to prove it?
 
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Negative Toxic Loser said:
Please Null lift your retarded limit of 200MB per file, you can say it's a XenForo limitation, but you're smart enough to figure it out.
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You offering to pay for the extra storage space? Learn to re-encode like a normal person.
Mexican Molotov Marauder said:
I'm sorry, but your life has to get absolutely destroyed over this.
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That would be funny but I'm entirely satisfied with him walking away with nothing more than something embarrassing to explain next time he tries to get a job. It's not like he's mega-Hitler.
 
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Getting Sentimental said:
DSP's biggest crime is being a douchebag who sucks at video games (...)
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Just came here to respond to this, because it's misleading.

We can agree on not committing crimes against anyone. Now that that's out of the way, DSP's biggest crime is actively scamming his viewers through blatant display of financial distress and lying about it, manipulation of his audience for financial gain, and if Champions is true, perjury under oath, and bankruptcy fraud.

It's always retarded to hear that the main problem with DSP is that he's a meanie who's bad at videogames, regardless of the point you're trying to make.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Yes you are missing something, you’re missing the entire point of why DSP is a lolcow man. Nobody would be here obsessing over him if he just played games badly and snorted. Calling him malicious might be a bit of a stretch, but his entire online existence is based around lying for money.
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Really, I think that's the core of my confusion. He lies for money, and that's annoying, but that's not nearly as bad as what other lolcows have done. Even fuckers like Vaush and Destiny have done more contemptable things in their lives, but DSP gets agents on the inside literally fucking with his internet to troll him? Because he lies for money on the internet? And retards are stupid enough to give it to him. That's why?
 
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We Are The Witches said:
Just came here to respond to this, because it's misleading.

We can agree on not committing crimes against anyone. Now that that's out of the way, DSP's biggest crime is actively scamming his viewers through blatant display of financial distress and lying about it, manipulation of his audience for financial gain, and if Champions is true, perjury under oath, and bankruptcy fraud.

It's always retarded to hear that the main problem with DSP is that he's a meanie who's bad at videogames, regardless of the point you're trying to make.
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In this case though the justification this retard used was that Phil was mean to his chat so ima do a federal crime real quick was his response, hence why its the one I discussed in my post.

Obviously Phil has done an assortment of terrible things to his fans, and lied to them on countless occassions, its what makes him such an entertaining lolcow to follow, I do admit I downplayed his shittiness, but thats mostly because compared to alot of the freaks on here lying about being poor is relatively fucking tame behavior.

Edit: Also fuck the IRS
 
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Really, I think that's the core of my confusion. He lies for money, and that's annoying, but that's not nearly as bad as what other lolcows have done. Even fuckers like Vaush and Destiny have done more contemptable things in their lives, but DSP gets agents on the inside literally fucking with his internet to troll him? Because he lies for money on the internet? And retards are stupid enough to give it to him. That's why?
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Agents? It was one dude who just happened to work at the job, who was a former fan who Phil pissed off enough to want to mess with him

Idk what else to tell you, he’s obviously not some malicious monster, but he’s just enough of an egotistical asshole to constantly make people hate him. Most of the detractors that have messed with him in tangible ways are former fans
 
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Faggitory said:
Really, I think that's the core of my confusion. He lies for money, and that's annoying, but that's not nearly as bad as what other lolcows have done. Even fuckers like Vaush and Destiny have done more contemptable things in their lives, but DSP gets agents on the inside literally fucking with his internet to troll him? Because he lies for money on the internet? And retards are stupid enough to give it to him. That's why?
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Maybe we are just here to laugh at this autistic manchild? Have you think about that?
 
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I don't think 'disturbed' is a strong enough word to describe my disposition from finding out that someone's Internet connection can get fucked with by someone THAT retarded, who works for a company THAT big, over something THAT insignificant.
 
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