Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kopasea]

Given his recent seethe about Midewestern Scandanavian prudes, I think the community knows too well what he does...

I believe that Kayla is Scandanavian somehow, so I saw it as a clear indicator of him throwing shade at his in-laws. This lines up with his rant about a year ago about having to deal with someone for 20 years and live up to their standard. If he's lost support from his irl friends and family, then Kayla has also lost her lifeline with her family and they're on a wild ride of Hedonism and debauchery.

Rekieta is the best PSA against alcoholism I've ever seen.

I'm not a big drinker, but I do enjoy my alcohol. Nick has definitely caused me to lower my intake.

It would still be pretty gay, but I think most people would understand that

The only reason why people would understand it is because he would finally be honest about what he wants. But he can't come outright and say it because the ONLY thing he still holds dear is free speech. It allows him to defame anyone by hiding behind the constitution. If he asked someone else to be censored, the only feather in his cap would be gone.

While watching Sean get berated live, all I could think about was that PC is like a decent orator and debater professionally as a litigator.

But that he's honed his skills in a courtroom with rules and without interruptions.

When your "enemy" is making a mistake, do not interrupt them.

Sean's show tonight (at 9:30 pm EST) has the potential to be an all-time banger.

I might have to watch his show. He might see an all-time high in super chats.

 

[Spaded Dave]

The way he ends his sentences by screaming "Sean!" reminds me of @Dana Marie Cain.
Dana is an alcoholic schizophreniac.

When? Ever? Receipts please. Someone upthread referenced it which I found hilarious.

If I have ANY reputation, it's not giving any fucks what online culty gatekeeping people have to say - particularly those who have never added anything to a conversation (with either evidence or laughter), DAVE.

Same vibes.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Sean's show tonight (at 9:30 pm EST) has the potential to be an all-time banger

I liked how in the brief interludes on last night's stream where Nick feigned momentarily that he might return to law content between sessions of fantasizing over black cocks, Sean kept interjecting that anyone interested in actual legal analysis could tune in tomorrow night.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't follow Trump very much, but far more rational and knowledgeable people have argued that gag order is bullshit.

I still think it's bullshit and hope it gets to SCOTUS as soon as possible.

It's an alarming precedent that if you are in an election, your opponent just has to find a pet prosecutor and shop it to a corrupt judge, and then you can be charged with crimes and gagged from even defending yourself while the news media run rampant curb stomping your reputation.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

There are big chunks missing. I'ma try and fill in the gaps for you.
Edit: Damn, I should have finished reading the thread. You fleshed it out yourself later. Oh well.

I like it, the Spider-Man theme is nice because you just need to keep the tune rather than rhyming.

The “Whiskey Drinking Non-Practicing Lawyer” will be harder to twist shit around

Lyrics for the Original song:
Oh he drinks a fair bit
but you realize that
it just helps get his noggin a joggin along
with his glass by his side
and his kids asleep tight
we will hear some lawsplaining tonight

With his microphone muted
we'll laugh at this boomer
until he explains that it part of the plan
watch his face become redder as
he becomes madder
raging at idiots
from twit and er land

From the white shores of Nairn
to the Hills of Glenlivet
There's noone who splains the law
better than nick
So pour out a glass
for the ones who have passed
to make the law what we have now

Oh his lady is fair
and she handles herself
with the grace of one who'se
born many children
as the wife of a law man
she makes sure that he has
the time and place to
provide for them there

So pour out an Ardbeg
a bowmore or laphroig
The spirits flow as the ones sued
get unemployed
So pour out a glass
for the deposed on Twitter
As we hear lawspaining Tonight
From the white shores of Nairn
to the Hills of Glenlivet
There's noone who splains the law
better than nick
So pour out a glass
for the ones who have passed
to make the law what we have now

Oh the guests are all plentiful
from Doug T to Drexel
They bring their perspective
and spice to the mix
But the reason we're here
and the one that we cheer
is the one who is showcasing
us his career

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I believe that Kayla is Scandanavian somehow,

She's at least half Polish, maybe full. Maiden name is Woltjer.

Edit to add: I would not be surprised if he has issues with the in-laws, but I don't think there's a connection necessarily there along ethnicity. Much more likely it's co-op or church issues.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think he might just be a giant push-over, and Balldoman can kind of sense this and tries to take advantage of it. Possibly when he does this to his kids, they just start crying and apologizing, so he thinks it's a good way to get Sean on his side.

Well, he wasn't a pushover against CGoody.

But it's notable that some people (not me) here thought his threat to "rest his balls" on CGoody's chin was cringe, so pushing back does carry a risk of also appearing cringe in the eyes of some.

I don't think he gave any ground. I just think he humored a drunken idiot, while clearly not buying any of the idiot's bullshit. I don't think any less of Sean for that. Nothing Sean could have said would have snapped Nick out of delusions. Nick is way too far gone for that now. It would take something major like Kayla threatening divorce, and even then I'm not so sure.

 

[Pelican Bones]

She's at least half Polish, maybe full. Maiden name is Woltjer.

Edit to add: I would not be surprised if he has issues with the in-laws, but I don't think there's a connection necessarily there along ethnicity. Much more likely it's co-op or church issues.

Woltjer, to my knowledge, isn't Polish. It's Scandinavian.

Edit: Dutch apparently

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I legit can't tell if you edited this one if he's really just bald(o)ing that badly

If I knew how to edit hairlines I’d do it but these stills needed no such assistance. Nick lowering his gaze in fury to show off the top of his head reminds me of a bloody day in Pamplona (if the bulls were pencil-necked, narrow-shouldered weebs).

But remember: Nick doesn’t care, he’s not mad and none of this matters. The only bulls he’s interested in are the ones he begs to fill his wife’s hula-hoop gash in exchange for Superchat proceeds.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Woltjer, to my knowledge, isn't Polish. It's Scandinavian.

Ancestry.com has it as Dutch. Fuck if I know, maybe *I'm* the one hallucinating now.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I think that's really the case. He's so utterly brain-pickled at this point he can't remember what he did minutes ago. He can't remember he said the same shit yesterday.

He's also losing weight hard, which only happens to hard core alcoholics. Usually booze packs on the pounds. Losing weight while getting shit faced only happens once things in your body really start breaking down.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Yeah, during the same conversation where he claimed Josh doesn’t get jokes or have the ability to differentiate jokes from reality.

But Nick’s totally not mad. Why do people keep gaslighting and saying he’s mad?! Nothing on the internet is real and none of it matters!

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That's a big-ass forehead.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I honestly don't think he's gay. There's major points against it. Not just the kids, but also him wanting to have a threesome with his wife and Mandy. Xia streams. Etc.

I do think he might actually be bisexual though. I think there's a much better argument for that.

I agree, but it's much funnier to call him gay.

 

[Captain Manning]

Watching Nick's 26 minute meltdown again. Is anybody else angered by the fact that at the very beginning Nick is again claiming that Null offered to delete or suppress things in this thread?

That seems calculated to destroy faith in site moderation. It's very scummy.

 

[Strix454]

I believe that Kayla is Scandanavian somehow,

Dutch and Norwegian ancestry.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Ancestry.com has it as Dutch. Fuck if I know, maybe *I'm* the one hallucinating now.

If it was Dutch it'd be Wolter. That's a Dutch name for a man. Woltjer isn't so prob Scandi

 

[Neetorino]

I think stuff like this only highlights the wisdom of Jim's rule about not having "internet friends." It can always easily end up crashing and burning for almost any reason, so not getting emotionally invested in your relationships with online acquaintances in the first place will save you a lot of headache and drama.

But... but I consider all my fellow Farmers to be my Internet friends, are you saying that I'm a fool for considering anonymous strangers on a webforum to be my friends?

But for real, Jim's always had the right of it. Online relationships shouldn't be taken past acquaintance level unless you semi-regularly meet up with them in-person. Like an online friend group that goes to conventions together for example. A group of streamers/content creaters are, truly, never more than coworkers.

 

[Strix454]

If it was Dutch it'd be Wolter. That's a Dutch name for a man. Woltjer isn't so prob Scandi

Dutch.

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[John Andrews Stan]

Watching Nick's 26 minute meltdown again. Is anybody else angered by the fact that at the very beginning Nick is claiming that Null offered to delete or suppress things in this thread?

That seems calculated to destroy faith in site moderation. It's very scummy.

It would be angering if Nick had any credibility left with anyone. Now that his brand is universally acknowledged as Drunk Faggot Cuck he’s harmless to everyone except his children riding shotgun in the Crustang after an all-night bender.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Dutch.

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>Groningen
Ah, guess that explains that