Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelperHelper99]

It would either end up like this :

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Or he would nail himself to a deformed table and claim he's just like Jesus and he understands His pain now.

Oh it'd be a disaster, Homer Simpson could do better, I'm just saying, in terms of him working with wood and not dying, pre-built kits are at his level

 

[feral cat #6385]

I do wish there were proper archives though. Jimmy Dore loses a ton of my attention because I can't rewind his live show and cannot replay it.

Agreed. It's a real pain in the ass with his show in particular because he takes such long breaks and has "comedy sketches" with the unfunny impressionist.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Nick death spiral is entertaining and impressive, obviously, but i fear he will completely fucking crater out and stop providing milk

The crater being the bird's eye view of his rustang wrapped around a tree.

The balldo thing seems to have been a big lead up to a humble brag: there’s a clip of him saying only men with small or regular sized penises can achieve a “ballgasm” but he hasn’t.

He must have thought this would have the world calling him Big Dick Nick rather the actual result were the internet and his peers laugh at him.

It’s on Elissa Clips somewhere but I’m not autistic enough to hunt it out.

I remember that, his reasoning for a ballgasm was that dudes with small packages would be rubbing over the vaginas/clitoris and that'd be what was getting them off.

He supposedly has a tungsten or titanium band they bought for a miles stone anniversary in a closet or something.

So why aren't you wearing it on stream, Nicholas? Do you not love your wife or something? Did your children wrecking your wife's body stop your love for her? Poor Kayla's absolutely wrecked and destroyed body, not even worth a drunkard's love.

He might be a faggot drinking and popping pills and getting mad while attention whoring but I really do hope he doesn't go full Ralph and becomes the Minnesota rage pig.

He'd be more of a Minnesota Seethe Twig/Twink

He really does. Could've leaned more into the mini painting but apparently he shakes too much from the liquor.

It's likely he doesn't actually enjoy Warhammer and its minis at all and just pretended to get another group to give him attention and/or money

 

[Dean Pentel]

Why would you buy a wedding ring out of a non-precious metal?

I bet that market exists for guys like me who thought it'd be better to have a more abrasion-resistant metal because of some of the things we do frequently. That's why I bought a tungsten wedding ring (that I never wear). The better solution would be just take off one's ring(s) if you're concerned they'll get scratched.

Streamers should never even acknowledge their spouses exist and largely avoid the entire subject. Definitely don't bring them on stream.

I agree with you. I'm not streamer or anything but it seems to me that one's streaming persona should remain very narrow contextually. Our dear Alcoholic Faggot here could have continued raking in money if he'd just pretended he understood the legal system and concerned his streams with only that. Optimistic, I know, given how his degeneracy would have become evident later on, but I bet he'd have a much larger audience today and make a lot more income had he not deviated from legal stuff.

Women in the US can't survive without xanax.

If only more people knew how not wrong you are. As I've written about previously, I did a brief stint in behavioral health. Xanax is a very common prescription for women. Doctors are incentivized to hand that stuff out. I've seen some try their best to tell patients about other, better lifestyle changes that would aid their mental health but it seems to me that 1) patients are fucking retards more often than not and won't follow medical advice even if it's exactly the answer they need and 2) the Hippocratic Oath means fuck-all once money is involved (I recommend you keep this in mind if you hear on the news about how doctors are experts and we should blindly follow their advice).

 

[Mundane Ralph]

If only more people knew how not wrong you are.

It's a serious problem and it's only getting worse. There's not much I hate more than benzo addicts and it's become really hard to find women that aren't. They'll always say they just take it to sleep or only take it for panic attacks but they're all lying and popping that shit multiple times a day.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

We need a poll, cause of death, a deadpool, if you will:

1. drowned in hot tub
2. drowned in own vomit
3. drowned, drove balldomobile into a lake
4. OD
5. ... more?

5. Crashed his balldomobile into a tree on the way back from a drunken underwear party at the Gay90s.

The fact that he is saying that he is depressed around the holidays, which is suppose to be the most joyous time of the year, when he has a wife and 5 kids tells me that his marriage is falling apart and his parents and in-laws are at their wits end with him. Don't be surprised that, come next year, Kayla files for divorce. Of course it won't be Nick's fault and he will say that he was the one who wanted the divorce in order to save face and not take the L.

The stress resulting from the Holidays is a common thing especially when you have to deal with family you'd rather not interact with. Nick's a narcissistic asshole who is increasingly resentful of his kids. Of course he's depressed during the Holidays where he's obligated to be around them.

Lol. Take a look at this from last week's Tuesday Night Main Event from Geeks & Gamer's channel.

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Nick is officially a laughing stock.

 

[Swole McPole]

I bet that market exists for guys like me who thought it'd be better to have a more abrasion-resistant metal because of some of the things we do frequently. That's why I bought a tungsten wedding ring (that I never wear). The better solution would be just take off one's ring(s) if you're concerned they'll get scratched.

I've never worn jewellry of any kind. I did try with a watch for a while, but it was just too damn annoying. I was always conscious of it and would fiddle with it too much.

But I always thought tungsten would be a terrible metal to make jewellry out of because it's so damned hard. It's probably nonsense, but I have this idea in my head that gold and silver would be fine because -- as softer metals, they'd be somehow more 'comfortable' to wear, but things like tungsten and stainless steel wouldn't have any 'give' to them.

None of this is based on anything other than my imagination, and the fact that I know gold is a relatively 'soft' metal, but whether that makes it any more wearable or not, I really have no idea. I've always thought though, that if you're going to do something 'traditional' like wearing a wedding ring, you should probably just observe the tradition and wear it in the metals it's traditionally made in.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

in terms of him working with wood

I am pretty sure Nick knows how to handle wood. It may be penciled sized, but THAT STILL COUNTS AS WOOD.

5. Crashed his balldomobile into a tree on the way back from a drunken underwear party at the Gay90s.

Ah yes, Law and Lumber's Revenge™.

 

[Anticipointment]

Interesting reply by Legal Mindset
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Spoiler: Archive

https://archive.ph/2023.11.29-154429/https://twitter.com/thelegalmindset/status/1729708637772198289?s=46&t=MQ0H2YmvVd1ZLyQ4ByB_jQ

Here is a local copy of Kayla's explanation of her medications. I know everybody loves to watch her agressively mugging the camera

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Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law (November 2nd. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

at around 39:00

Thank you. Nice to have w/o Godwinson’s voice ruining.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He needs a real hobby. Maybe take up carpentry and ask for lessons from rob.

Inb4 he just makes his own wooden balldo

He'd be 4 shots in as he fires up the table saw.

He'd blame the kickback on Eric July.

 

[Swole McPole]

Here is a local copy of Kayla's explanation of her medications. I know everybody loves to watch her agressively mugging the camera

Well that clip explains why Rekieta drinks as much as he does. He's living with a crazy woman. That'd be really stressful, having to live with someone who is completely neurotic like that.

She's obviously a perfectly healthy woman who invents all manner of maladies to justify her refusal to do the things she doesn't feel like doing -- stuff like housework and taking care of the kids. Of course, she's more than well enough to travel when it comes to flying off to niggertown for a shedload of big black cock, but ask her to drive to the local supermarket to pick up a dozen eggs and it's beyond her capabilities. She's too "ill".

And it's obvious that she gets this tendency to excuse her idleness from Rekieta himself. He does it, why shouldn't she? He can afford to pay someone to do all the shit she doesn't want to do while she lies in her pit, he should just stump up and pay someone to do it.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I'm not exaggerating about the wetbrain btw, you legit cannot tell that you're fucked up while you're in the midst of it. It took me about 4 months of dry time to even realize how out of it I'd been, and I'm still recovering from it. You also lose an insane amount of time with it. I have gaps in my memory from months before I really started going off of the rails, and the year where I was down bad is basically a black hole with random flashes of recollection. Shit is not fun. If you are a heavy drinker, please at a minimum take a thiamine supplement.

 

[Strix454]

She's obviously a perfectly healthy woman who invents all manner of maladies to justify her refusal to do the things she doesn't feel like doing

What makes it worse is that Nick engages in exactly the same behaviors. He has his own list of maladies and he also uses them in the same ways. You have two crazy people living in that house who each want to avoid any adult responsibilities.

he should just stump up and pay someone to do it.

Nick has talked about that. Even hiring people to do the work is just too much work for him. If he hires people, he has to tell them what to do. He has to come up with a plan. They will contact him and ask him questions.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I'm not exaggerating about the wetbrain btw, you legit cannot tell that you're fucked up while you're in the midst of it. It took me about 4 months of dry time to even realize how out of it I'd been, and I'm still recovering from it. You also lose an insane amount of time with it. I have gaps in my memory from months before I really started going off of the rails, and the year where I was down bad is basically a black hole with random flashes of recollection. Shit is not fun. If you are a heavy drinker, please at a minimum take a thiamine supplement.

Good on you for drying up man, keep going, you can beat the demon!
Whenever you feel the urge for the devil's drink just turn on a Rekieta stream

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kayla stops breathing in her sleep and takes kratom? Holy fuck, that’s as retarded as Nick chugging booze to treat depression. Kratom, especially if combined with alcohol or other meds, can make you stop breathing completely.

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I take red vein at night for chronic pain that would otherwise not let me sleep and I’m evangelistic about its benefits — but it’s not something to fuck with lightly.

I’m in the minority here in that I feel like Kayla gets a bad rap and is probably much more functional than anyone gives her credit for. People I know who have met her have only positive things to say about her. Yeah her attention-seeking and hyper-sexualizing are obnoxious as hell, but they’re usually the result of CSA and I have a lot of sympathy for her just for being saddled with a drunk husband who refuses to grow up.

But she’s courting disaster with all of these prescriptions, especially Xanax (watching Ralph’s decline put me off the notion of ever trying it). Instead of being a vigilant and protective husband, Nick’s got a downright nonchalant attitude about all these substances. That isn’t helping his wife.

Then again, if he cared about his wife he would never have brought her onto his streams or spoken in detail of her personal health and other information that should have remained private. I don’t know how he was admittedly a longtime KF reader and still thought it was a good idea to put his wife on the internet’s radar. Dude is retarded.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Good on you for drying up man, keep going, you can beat the demon!
Whenever you feel the urge for the devil's drink just turn on a Rekieta stream

Nah I'm doing good, almost a year. I'm mainly trying to fulfill the 12th step with what I'm saying here. As retarded as Rekeita is I have a fraternal duty to try and help him, even if I call him a nigger while doing it

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I can’t believe Nick is a joke thief, really boils my blood that he stole Trevor’s jokes.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

It's likely he doesn't actually enjoy Warhammer and its minis at all and just pretended to get another group to give him attention and/or money

It's possible. It does seem like he really enjoys or at least enjoyed at one time the lore of Warhammer. He does have all those expensive 40K books on the shelf.

5. Crashed his balldomobile into a tree on the way back from a drunken underwear party at the Gay90s.

6. Stabbed in a back alley while trying to buy MDMA and wouldn't stop telling the dealer to try the balldo.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Hell with how desperate Nick is for viewers recently its only a matter of time before he probably drags his kids into the vault for either an interview or an appearance, especially if the sons actually do try to become streamers, why not have nick plug their shows?

He has done one thing right by not involving them on his show. A lot of their information is out there, but that was due to others posting it.

I hope he sticks to this course.

I'm more impressed with how many people Nick's pissed off no one has done a Mimms and Lucas style Q&A yet from his community, unlike most lolcows his size Nick has been forced to be a part of a church and community and homeschooling co-op and the idea that no one wants to shittalk drunk Mr.Rekieta the bible study/civics/sex ed teacher is amazing.

People have. According to Nick, some of his former students know about his show, and their parents looking him up is jot too far a stretch. Even something as simple as asking ' What do you do for a living?', in polite smalltalk would out him to the community.

Given his recent seethe about Midewestern Scandanavian prudes, I think the community knows too well what he does...

Which is more evidence he was probably always like this. the fact that most people here probably don't even remember those two streams proves Nick was more like this than we really believed.

I remember these clearly and have not forgotten. At the time Nick hid a lot of what he is putting on flagrant display, and while I conced that he has not 'changed' much from who he was, it is more than a semantic point to say that he 'changed how his audience perceived him'.

Nick had a lot of the benefit of the doubt given him, and we must avoid the hindsight fallacy by saying 'it was obvious all along!'

Interesting reply by Legal Mindset
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This really clinches it that he's the one Nick is mad about stealing his superchatters and not coming on his show.

The context of this is clearly Disney--not Nick

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t care for Mindset at all, but it’s very funny that he is the one who refuses to go on Nick’s stream — if Nick’s butthurt drunken rants are anything to go on. Rekieta really is an adult male by legal technicality only.