Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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I feel like I need to know how far away is the kitchen from the children’s bedrooms? His house is a ranch style so I can only assume it’s down the hall from the bedrooms.

Even if he does these at 2AM at least some of the kids have to be a light sleeper who’ll catch glimpses of him drunkenly rambling to himself. Imagine trying to get a glass of water and hearing your dad whine about some guy from Serbia named @Null or @Himedall All-seeing Waifu like a bitch.
That’ll fuck you up. With how loud he is I don’t doubt he’s probably woken them up stumbling into his bedroom.

Someone has the Zillow listing or Realtor thing right? There’s no way the Locals copestreams don’t get overheard by some of the kids. Th

 

[Potatoherder]

This is why i think Nick is talking about Law and Lumber. That is $70 in cash 50 channel subs(i assume they have a bulk discount). The loaded winemoms are all on Rob.

No show today? So this is a 2 stream kinda week huh?

If he misses a Thursday show the odds of him missing a Friday show greatly increases. Since he didn't hype up any of the guests it means he was even more unlikely to stream.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It's all our fault. Its all Nulls fault, cuz clearly all we are here for his nulls affirmation. It's not the alcohol it's not the fact he is drunkenly slurping wtf on camera. In front of a completely disorganized kitchen counter. Like wtf, if that mess is what the camera SHOWS, what is it not showing?

 

[No Scope]

Mandy acknowledging Nick has changed.

In all fairness to Mandy, she's actually asking a poignant question here.

If Nick reverted back to his old self (unlikely), could he get his old audience back?

My guess... broadly... is no. I think he's burned way too many bridges at this point. People interpret the way he's acting now as an indication of who he truly is. I don't think there's any coming back from that. Nick going full mask off is akin to seeing how the sausage is made. You can't unsee it.

Spoiler: Reverting back to old Nick

If Nick were to revert back to his precoomer days, he would need to do something that was genuine to show that he was serious. It be more for salvaging his reputation than getting back his old followers. Off the top of my head, Nick settling the lolsuit with Monty and him making a public apology to Monty and Schneider as guests on the show would be a step in the right direction.

I and probably many long time viewers would not be swayed by this gesture of his, but can see him trying to atone for his misdeeds. I personally draw the line if you're a p3do or p3do adjacent, there's no redemption beyond that point. It's either feet first into the woodchipper or get lined up against the wall.

Is Rekieta a concealed carry guy then? I've only ever seen him complaining about not wanting to talk about guns. And he had that sweet gun safe turned into a studio or something. So I just assumed he wouldn't be. But I don't think I've seen any discussion one way or the other?

He's got a 1911 but that is a safe queen. I'd be terrified to be near him if he tried to draw a handgun for fear of friendly fire

Spoiler: Nick's pew pew

I remember Nick talking about his 1911 in a stream too, which most occurred with Branca as a guest. It might have been where Branca was telling Nick he had recently switched to a new appendix carry pistol, Sig Sauer P365 XL. Branca also mentions he used to carry a full size 1911 as his first carry pistol when Nick reveals his.

the increase from 2k to 3k doesn't strike me as odd since food prices have been rising in cost for a while now, especially things that would be considered "snacks"

Spoiler: Snack budget

Even if you were to purchase the snacks on sale, the junk food prices have about doubled in my area. Nick spending the low of 2K on snacks is fucking ridiculous to me. If the kids are eating what seems like an near endless supply of junk food daily, it would explain why they're active late at night when he streams.

Spoiler: Rekieta's Lawtube Blacklist

I'm going to say that Nick will not put Sean on his blacklist of Lawtubers no matter how much alogging he does. Why? It is because of the lolsuit where Sean is named as a potential witness. Nick knows that if he goes full on retard with Sean and it gets to a point that it will piss him off, it will create resentment and bias towards him. To Sean's credit I do not believe this will happen as he has integrity and Nick is just projecting himself if he were put in that position.

As others have said, I hope Sean stops coming into Nick's streams. We now know that Nick is so unpredictable in his mood that the slightest remark will set him off.

All caught up with the thread.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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TFW your pithy premeditated zinger somehow comes off better in plain text than it does delivered from your ramen hole.

 

[3MMA]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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He uttered “cool,” with some seething rage there, regarding his locals chats decline. It’s old news that Nick’s always retardedly drunk, but this clip in particular really shows how sloppy he has become. He’s falling forward at one point, side to side too, & slurring every fifth word, just totally fucked up.

 

[No Scope]

FYI - Sean going to do a stream tonight at 12AM EST, 12/02/2023

 

[elb]

No stream tonight

 

[feral cat #6385]

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What a fucking soft little drama queen homo pussy boy. This faggot can't deal with the least bit of adversity and still has PTSD from some teacher taking away his Transformer.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

Coulda been summed as, "Please be patient; I have autism."

 

[Gorton Colu]

This idiot really wrote a highschool essay on why he is deciding not to work. None of what he wrote contains anything of substance and is a clear cut example of bullshit you'd see 11th grade students write to fulfill word count requirements.

When I do not go to work, I text my boss, "I am not feeling well, I have a family emergency, I am having car trouble, etc..."

Long, vague, and repetitive answers to questions often indicate deception from an individual. The question that was not asked but he is answering anyway is "Why are you a lazy retard?"

 

[Neetorino]

He got bullied into canceling? What a shame. I can't believe those backstabbing friends of his have finally worn him down to his wit's end. Or maybe he's just depressed that the Rumble deal is ending? I could see Rumble not renewing his contract as a very "Nick" thing to cancel the show over.


The faces are: Nick and Sean from the most recent spergfit, Mindset from the stream with Gosney calling Nick the big ghey, and Joshua "Soft Eyes" Moon.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Are we ready to see nick cry on stream? I think we are all ready. So is nick

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

and can begin to see their flaws from a peer perspective,

again, his kids must be amazing/have learned to be the parents of the household because most 15 year olds are monsters to their parents and we know Nick would be spilling the beans if he ever got in an argument or fight with his kids or wife. Same with the rest of the ages but especially the oldest must have played substitute parent for awhile because any other 15 year old would be fucking Nick over in any way possible. Kellyanne conway's daughter was shittalking her all over the internet. Brad Pitt's 15 year old literally fucking fought him and did it in a place that forced the authorities to get involved. plenty of kids were photobombing their parents during the covid-zoom era. i remember a friend who'd pull out his parents sex toys to wave around at parties to humiliate them. You'd think the kids who have the same DNA as Nick and Kayla would be complete psychopaths.

Honestly Nick should be DNA testing all of those bastards just because there is no way in hell him or his wife were as nice to their parents when they were teenagers as these kids are. the Rekietas were so fucking smart to have their kids raised in a religious co-op because they aren't going to act out the way they would have if they were public school raised and had to deal with shitty parents. I'm sure they all have parental substitutes and role models they associate with and barely interact with their parents as much as possible because if those kids had even a hint of the OPP that Nick apparently did, Nick would still be seething over them

How the nanny spent that Nick doesn’t know & forgot to inquire.

she's pocketing the money and the Rekietas have stopped going shopping for themselves for so long they dont realize it. "I guess a banana must cost $10 now"

That makes me wonder, how much would it cost to have a full day of catering, all day everyday. Or have people stock everything for you, prep meals, etc.

unless you chose all organic they could literally have online meal prep for the whole family and still spend less than a quarter what they currently are. even just getting food delivered from steak houses every day wouldn't hit current spending. You could actually do catering every day for what they spend on snacks. half rack of ribs, plus pulled pork sandwiches or pounds of pasta and Italian food or an entire pizza for each person or an entire thanksgiving dinner.

I think that the best kind of comedy has an honesty to it

my middle school drama teacher said one of the ways to think about laughter is that its the human reaction to correcting a behavior like seeing someone slip on a banana peel or Pinocchio wearing a thong or a homeless guy with a sign that says "give me whiskey money!" or some know it all douchebag answering "oh i just learned this 5 minutes ago" after going on some long speech about how harmful plastic bags are for the environment. Another way of thinking about it is like you said about "hidden truths" which is why satire can lead to people laughing for the wrong reasons. And is a big reason ironic racism of the early 2010s was funny to both cool people and even to the liberals who were saying such nasty things. a phrase like "that Obama sure is bananas" can be laughed at both ways
and then there's stuff like puns which hit you for some other nutty reason entirely.

And if you notice none of those jokes Nick says really hit well unless as maybe cringe comedy, because what sort of asshole would say such a thing. but its not the time nor the place for his jokes.

Isn't $3000 the median monthly income in most of the USA

by net income yes.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Mindset from the stream with Gosney calling Nick the big ghey, and Joshua "Soft Eyes" Moon.

Mindset is lazy, but Josh is a visionary!

 

[Chibitzen]

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He's typed a lot of words, but this says very little. It sounds more like he's trying to convince himself of something (whatever that is) rather than actually speak to other people.

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

skill issue

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The last pic has killed me with laughter. The symbolism of the whiskey glass doubling as his cuck cage is profound and I am surprised the machine was able to create it.

 

[RotPockets]

He got bullied into canceling? What a shame. I can't believe those backstabbing friends of his have finally worn him down to his wit's end. Or maybe he's just depressed that the Rumble deal is ending? I could see Rumble not renewing his contract as a very "Nick" thing to cancel the show over.

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The faces are: Nick and Sean from the most recent spergfit, Mindset from the stream with Gosney calling Nick the big ghey, and Joshua "Soft Eyes" Moon.

Josh is so fetch.

 

[AnOminous]

the increase from 2k to 3k doesn't strike me as odd since food prices have been rising in cost for a while now, especially things that would be considered "snacks"

What the fuck are they having for "snacks" though? Caviar every day?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He is losing his grip. He is behaving like people who share things online not realizing the bad optics. Like a tiktoker or any other terminally online millenial.

Even low iq drexel, as low iq as he is, still managed to turte up when he realizes he is a retard and is now just left retweeting his simps.

Nick on the other hand kept stepping into a rake to smash his face to the pole and keep walking into and dozens more and doesn't learn.

Could have just made the usual excuse but he had to try to convince people that the last stream didnt get to him.