Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

A Festivius Miracle!!! @Swole McPole @Himedall All-seeing Waifu @John Andrews Stan @mindlessobserver

There is a MATI episode today! Null got back from his week long cheese quest to own the cheddar heads.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Do you like Enter Sandman?

You know, at this point I'll just take this as a drunken admission to at least sucking cock.

Also his shoulders are gay, his shoulders take it up the ass.

I've seen wider shoulders out of a birth canal.

- Nick is depressed. All he wants to do is lie in bed all day when he wakes up. He traces it to moving away from Texas in the winter as a child. You cannot lie in your content so it bleeds through over hours of content. That is 'what's changed,' about him. He never adapted and could not navigate the social landscape in Minnesota. He looks at his office and keyboard and just thinks 'I do not want to be there'.

This part almost got me for a second. But, unless otherwise noted, this is all from his doing. It's all internal, fucking fix it. Does the fag think he's the only one who either has depression or is depressed? Like my mom said, "you're depressed, yeah, who cares, just do it."

a show where 100-150k people watch

Neither does he.

It was just tit and ass pics and cooming.

He claims "it's how the internet use to be". No, KF is akin to how the internet use to be. Old Internet wasn't just cooming. Cooming was in a corner of the internet; where it belongs.

Doesn't seem to interfere with the hot tub.

I believe someone said it's about expected vs unexpected heat? But wouldn't working out be expected heat like a hot tub? Internal vs external? Idfk.

 

[Honey's Dead]

*Snip*

Like I said in my very first post, it was not KF or Null that turned me against him.

Null has the ultimate power on this site, he could nuke it from orbit and walk away into the sunset and save himself from all the headaches.

One thing I have learned Null at least has the courage of his own convictions, were as Nick Ralph, Princess of the Sektur is nothing but a lair and a fake.

YOU TURNED ME AGAINST YOU NICK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

 

[变性黑鬼]

must be trump, sex or drama related

I don't know why he doesn't pivot to pure drama and gossip content. If you're done with lawsuits and trials, why not start going on a Turkey Tom / Joah arc?

Edit: It would be a very non-practicing move, and Balldoman has recently become very sensitive about this. I guess that's the power of the kiwi farms.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Nick's 24 minute rant comes off like Ralph in the aftermath of the corn comment. Run it through GuntAI and it would be indistinguishable from any of the Five Bar Days streams.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rather curious what happened that was "REAL WEIRD" and resulted in Nick being unable to get home.. So whatever happened did so when he was away from the house, so Our Wife taking the kids and leaving probably wouldn't fit. He still has his phone so he clearly was not arrested or sent to a mental health facility or anything like that. Did something "REAL WEIRD" happen to his Rustang and he's stranded?

Did the Scandinavian Cabal try to have a Come-to-Jesus moment?

Or is he just too hungover and making shit up for attention and buying time to come up with an excuse?

And what does "REAL WEIRD" even mean to current-era Nick Rekieta?

He said is his latest LOCALS stream that his kids have 'late night computer activities', and he has previously stated that he has been late to shows or cancelled beciase he has to drive children (the oldest?) back home from something far away.

What are 'late night computer activities'? Some kind of coding camp? If it were geared to children, why so late? Is it some kind of university level course that he is taking for advanced credit or a meeting of L33t HaX0rs?

Nick might have gotten something out of Null if he made a request or accusation in good faith, concerning a rule violation or a blatant untruth posted in this thread.

Here is some slander for him to complain about: Nick is an admirable father and good professional role model for lawyers.

I'd just like to point out Nick claims panel shows are impossible to do yet this just happens all the time for other people. Maybe if he wouldn't stream at ungodly hours and be less gross it wouldn't be a problem.
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His excuse is that none of them have 5 small kids.

Joe has 6-7 but a few are still under 18, Nate has 2 under 16, not to mention Viva's children with whom he seems very wholesomely involved.

 

[dvnc]

For me I only started to wonder what the hell was going on with Rekieta after the Balldo dropped, then the ass bottles and then suddenly I felt like someone just dropped a photo of Ethan Ralph and his gunt for the first time ever.

That's about the time I started to get curious. I stopped watching him after the whole Law tube gay drama started. Then it just became constant news about Nick doing or saying some really fucking weird shit.

Does anyone happen to have that clip of Nick talking so horribly about his wife on hand? I've been consistent in maintaining hope for him to loosen the grip on the bottle and chill the fuck out, but if he's resorted to treating his wife like that, he's clearly beyond help.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Here is some slander for him to complain about: Nick is an admirable father and good professional role model for lawyers.

Erm technically it's libel since it's written and not slander.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

 

[AnOminous]

And then Nick calls and keeps calling Josh a Down Syndrome autismo who doesn't understand human interaction because he doesn't see it from his point of view. This is a really great way to get people on board with you, from Nick the social cue expert.

Funny how we knew and called that the church ladies in his social circle weren't going to be happy when they inevitably discovered his flagrant degeneracy, but Mr. Social Cues was completely blindsided by it.

Nick can't help but contradict himself. On one hand, he berates Null for allegedly not enforcing the rules in his thread, but on the other says he doesn't want anyone banned or censored.

He's a slithering snake who wanted the thread censored but to be able to deny it at the same time. What a cowardly faggot.

 

[Not Who You Think]

or Kayla kicked him out of the house? Grandpa demands he do an inpatient detox or no more tug boat? Maybe he's so smashed over his unrequited love for Null he can't talk straight?

Place your bets gentlemen. Cash only, on the table.

Do you accept these?

Nick is depressed. All he wants to do is lie in bed all day when he wakes up. He traces it to moving away from Texas in the winter as a child. You cannot lie in your content so it bleeds through over hours of content. That is 'what's changed,' about him. He never adapted and could not navigate the social landscape in Minnesota. He looks at his office and keyboard and just thinks 'I do not want to be there'.

Nick makes it sound like his only crime is not fitting in. How... adolescent of him.

 

[AnOminous]

JOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAKE IT OFF THE INTERNET NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

Some real Daxflame energy going on.

He's so hilarious in full tard-rage meltdown mode.

We always assumed he swung with the lads in Jamaica, but nobody here has assumed literal drunk beatings of the family.

Denying something he isn't even accused of is a trick he borrowed from Boogie. It's like he's trying to collect all the lolcow achievements.

On paper, Rekieta might be able to hoodwink Boomercons and other normies, but Josh’s credibility is much more solid with people who know what’s up — and Nick knows it. Otherwise he would have made more of an effort to sell this bullshit. He’s a laughingstock among the people he wishes would turn on Null.

I don't know why this dumb fuck thinks he can just lie about what a train wreck he is when anyone can just tune in to one of his drunk copestreams and see he's exactly the train wreck he's being described as.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Everything he said this time he said before. Exact same lies and bullshit. Nobody I care about is going to inform their opinion about me from Rekieta so I'll just leave it at that.

Are you sure about that? He does xeet an awful lot, maybe Elon King of X will see his many xeets and hear of this strange fella named Joshua Moon who doesn't even respect a loving shower phone call and is on the spectrum. Your 10 million dollar donation he would have given you to help you attack advertisers and tranny's like he's America giving money to insurgency groups would vanish like tears, in the rain.

To the contrary, he has argued that "we" somehow corrupted Null, and Null is afraid of us.

The claim Null is afraid of his userbase is bullshit, but it is true that Null tried to avoid this for as long as he possibly could.

That Null simply couldn't avoid it any more is a testament to how much of a fuckup Rekieta truly is.

That has always been one of the stupidest lines of logic that Nick has ever tried to pull out of his ass. Have you seen how Null talks to the users of this website who annoy him? He practically beats them like a red headed stepchild.

I remember that after rekeita said that Null unequivocally declared that we were his niggas, and that he would not be afraid of his niggas.

Ever since then I have "represented" my nigga and I of course would never harm him. I even forgive him for being trans European, which I don't do lightly.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He practically beats them like a red headed stepchild.

Can confirm.

 

[Hot Dog]

How bad his kids are depends how long Nick's been doing this shit off camera. But given that creepy Uncle Drex has been hanging around for years and god knows how long Kayla has been a pill-popping whore, it might be too late. It's a household led by two shitty unfit parents and wouldn't surprise me if at least one kid troons out/ends up an obese blue-haired commie or otherwise ends up a lolcow. They'd have to be utterly stupid to even try streaming since the minute they're found it's gonna be nonstop balldo and BBC jokes. I can't imagine how awful it is to be Nick Rekieta's kid, knowing if you dare check his streams (which they've done in the past) you'll find your father drunk off his ass talking about sucking dicks and putting his testicles inside your mother. I'd be praying for Nick to get picked up for DUI and do some jail time in hopes he'd learn a lesson and actually be a father again.

I will give slight credit that he hasn't shoved them in front of the camera for views or whatever but the complete lack of self awareness on his part in how he conducts himself and his show it going to wreck them. Like you said, if anyone catches wind that a kid of Balldo streams they'll get laughed off of the internet and that will kill their internet presence dead.

As kids age they eventually realize that Mom and Dad aren't magical humans that have all the answers and can begin to see their flaws from a peer perspective, especially once they've been adults with responsibilities for a good while. Credibility as a person comes from who a person is, what they do, and if they keep their word. Not what they buy or bribe you with. It's going to be really hard to reconcile the truth about their parents if they do ever learn to see them for who they are as Nick and Kayla instead of Mom and Dad.

Nick is a perverted drunk who never had to grow up and is mentally stuck at age 16 as a declining middle aged dude. Kayla is a neurotic mess that jumped onto the first easy ticket she apparently found in college and spent her time spitting out kids with no game plan as to what that would entail or how to raise them so they're all bunched together in a tighter age range where their household is a nightmare. And its both Nick and Kayla's fault. Neither worked a real job.

I don't think a DUI or jail would do anything for Nick, he's too far gone to really care at this point. He won't change until he figures out HE is the one with the problem but since he's clearly superior to everyone else the booze will just slowly kill him, along with anyone caught in his spiral.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Wow, it even has the earring on the gay side.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Nick makes it sound like his only crime is not fitting in. How... adolescent of him.

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First we had MC Jarbo, then we had Da Gunt, now we need a new rap persona for Rekieta. Something like Shower Talkz or Balld0 of W.A.N. (Whitebread Ass Nigga)

 

[Not Who You Think]

First we had MC Jarbo, then we had Da Gunt, now we need a new rap persona for Rekieta. Something like Shower Talkz or Balld0 of W.A.N. (Whitebread Ass Nigga)

 

[Anticipointment]

I don't consider myself a subject matter expert on Lawtube, but I thought that Sean didn't become really popular around here until after he invited on Null. That was highly appreciated, because Null is frequently a target for censorship

Sean was well liked on kf before Null went on with him too though because when Null was undecided as to if he should do it, so many people posted in this thread & the MATI thread saying Sean was based & that Null should accept.

The $2k/month snack budget will more than make up for having a father who chooses a beverage and the internet over them.

Update on the monthly snack budget. $3300. How the nanny spent that Nick doesn’t know & forgot to inquire.

I'm sure he was liked before the Null stream, but I don't see what Nick had to do with that. What you're saying suggests that the Farms liked Sean because Sean liked the Farms. That's mutual appreciation divorced from Nick.

Nick prob takes credit bc a lot of people started watching Sean’s channel after Nick had him on his show. The whole “I made you” thing. Sean has proven himself on his own merits though, independent of Nick but Nick doesn’t want to hear that.

I don't understand why he agreed to stream with the drunk to begin with though.

On Sean’s show last night someone named jrock made mention that they had been responsible for urging Sean to go on. How / why wasn’t clarified.

The beeping robot is still alive. NIck tried and failed to turn it off. He put it out of the kitchen.

Why’s it always in the kitchen? They don’t have a play room or something?

He has has bad vacations. One was to Tahiti 10 years ago. LR controlled the whole trip and Nick did not enjoy it.

Iirc was planned & paid for by t Nick’s parents. A big family trip. Kayla was sick as hell with pregnancy morning sickness & was vomiting non stop but didn’t want to be rude & turn down the trip as it had been planned for a long time. But it was worse for Nick?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As kids age they eventually realize that Mom and Dad aren't magical humans that have all the answers and can begin to see their flaws from a peer perspective, especially once they've been adults with responsibilities for a good while. Credibility as a person comes from who a person is, what they do, and if they keep their word. Not what they buy or bribe you with. It's going to be really hard to reconcile the truth about their parents if they do ever learn to see them for who they are as Nick and Kayla instead of Mom and Dad.

Nick has said many times in the past that he wants to teach his kids bot to blindly respect adults so that if they go to uni, they respect the professor in their field of study, realising that they are just normal people. He seems to want to foster extremely independent children, but he may not have considered the effects of children who may think they are the peer of adults...

Update on the monthly snack budget. $3300. How the nanny spent that Nick doesn’t know & forgot to inquire.

I do not know how one can spend 3000 quid on snacks for 5 children.

To do some maths, that is 100 quid a day, so 20 per child per day.

Why’s it always in the kitchen? They don’t have a play room or something?

He said he tried to hide it in their laundry or pantry, but someone found it.

Why is he too scared to toss it? Does he get just as much respect at home as here?

Iirc was planned & paid for by t Nick’s parents. A big family trip. Kayla was sick as hell with pregnancy morning sickness & was vomiting non stop but didn’t want to be rude & turn down the trip as it had been planned for a long time. But it was worse for Nick?

And that was not the only 'bad vacation' he has had. He said it in the context of trying to avoid burnout. Sometimes you try to take a break, but the vacation is not relaxing and then you have to come back to real life. The HORROR!