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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
[Sargon]We need to get Donald Trump to tweet about Hedonism2[/Sargon]
If anybody wants to instantly and decisively achieve a thing all they need to do is have to piss off Nick Rekieta so he has a nice seethe stream about it and reality itself will bend once again. At this point it can't be coincidence anymore there's some cosmic force with a sense of humor at work here. That's right, Nick Rekieta with all his actions and incorrectness has actually succeeded in suggesting to me that perhaps there is a god after all. My mind is blown.
If the kids do eventually get away from the situation and meet their peers they'll eventually figure out what kind of people their parents are. I hope that they get help.
How bad his kids are depends how long Nick's been doing this shit off camera. But given that creepy Uncle Drex has been hanging around for years and god knows how long Kayla has been a pill-popping whore, it might be too late. It's a household led by two shitty unfit parents and wouldn't surprise me if at least one kid troons out/ends up an obese blue-haired commie or otherwise ends up a lolcow. They'd have to be utterly stupid to even try streaming since the minute they're found it's gonna be nonstop balldo and BBC jokes. I can't imagine how awful it is to be Nick Rekieta's kid, knowing if you dare check his streams (which they've done in the past) you'll find your father drunk off his ass talking about sucking dicks and putting his testicles inside your mother. I'd be praying for Nick to get picked up for DUI and do some jail time in hopes he'd learn a lesson and actually be a father again.
Nick has more than once said something to the effect of "blacks were bred for strength bc of slavery"
The man is racist, in the most literal sense of the term. Not how liberals use it, and not even with any level of humor or irony. He actually sees black people as a monolith of subhumanity
Nick is the sort of person who would attend a minstrel show and find it to be the funniest thing ever and then if you called him a racist you'd get the NOIMNOTRACISSILOVEBLACKPEOPLEANDWANTTHEMALLTOMAKEAMILLIONBUCKS.
Personally I think the obsession with blacks is purely sexual. You just know Nick's porn search history is mostly/entirely interracial porn. Lots of interracial gangbangs, BBC cuckoldry, and some black dudes fucking white dudes. This is a white man with an unhealthy fixation on black men's genitals. It's really creepy and I'd love to see Nick get into a sperg war with some closeted black supremacist like Tariq Nasheed or Gazi Kodzo.
Scrawny 40 year-old with no discipline to even do his day job properly doesn't understand why he didn't immediately turn into Mr Olympia when spending 4 hours total in the gym.
It must be that Africans are simply superior to him and white men in general, and not because Drexel's been doing it for a couple decades while also more than likely abusing roids as he's gotten older.
Drexel has the advantage of his day job being chucking 50 pound suitcases onto the beltloader at the Minneapolis Airport. Nick does nothing all day but sleep off his hangover and get ready for the next bottle of whiskey which, you know, contains an estrogen-related chemical in it that fuck up your muscle growth.
That's my point though. That maybe playing dumb until Nick has to shout at the top of his lungs that null has to delete this thread on camera is the move.
Sure in a perfect world where everything has been game theory'd out this might have been the optimal play, but I assume Null didn't think Nick was such a drunken faggot when this conversation happened and Nick was still supposedly a friend of the farms.
Sure in a perfect world where everything has been game theory'd out this might have been the optimal play, but I assume Null didn't think Nick was such a drunken faggot when this conversation happened and Nick was still supposedly a friend of the farms.
Well, nick already played the same bullshit once before with null on ihypocrite's stream. The shower messages happened weeks later and nick is trying to pull the same thing so I do think null could have given this move some thought.
This thread started out as a fan thread for people to discuss his show. Positively. Rekieta had no problems with the farms when the farms was part of his fan club. Once the Wet Brain and Degenerecy set in and people started calling him out, that is when we became the worst faggots
I imagine that early morning phone exchange with Null that rekieta was seething about followed a similar vein. Rather then being aggressively angry, it was probably more in the vein of "could you not drunkenly call me completely shit faced in the morning?"
But with Rekieta it's never his fault. No, it is the Children who are wrong.
- Nick does not know what people want. It used to be 'just show up and stream'. He only wants 'to go on a stream ans have fun'. He never did his show to cover topics--it was a pretext to talk about what he wanted. He says to never be shackled to other people desires in content coverage becuase it will be bad becuase you hate it.
- Nick is depressed. All he wants to do is lie in bed all day when he wakes up. He traces it to moving away from Texas in the winter as a child. You cannot lie in your content so it bleeds through over hours of content. That is 'what's changed,' about him. He never adapted and could not navigate the social landscape in Minnesota. He looks at his office and keyboard and just thinks 'I do not want to be there'.
- The beeping robot is still alive. NIck tried and failed to turn it off. He put it out of the kitchen.
- He has has bad vacations. One was to Tahiti 10 years ago. LR controlled the whole trip and Nick did not enjoy it.
- Creators have room just pick content and see what happens. You cannot make people happy all the time. He tries to make them fun, and he does not aim to cover topics he sets out--only to be fun. People on Twitter telling him to do something different are lazy and useless to him.
- He was talking woth another streamer who asked how he catches up when behind, snd Nick said that you do not catch up. It is impossible. He has been run ragged the last 15 months that his only choice is to commit suicide with a NERF or a real gun. It is easier to do scripted and structures shows than his off the cuff style--he will not be forced into conforming to a model or pattern. He cannot let others do research for him beciase ut would be 'their words'. 'There is a reason you are famous and they are not'. He will just do what he thinks because it is 'his' thing and you cannot motivate yourself to do what someone else says.
- Nick knows people suggesting things to him are good and suggest things that mean zero work for him to implement, but it is just because you get too tired to do ANYTHING. Asking them to do ANYTHING is too exhausting. Also, if others do work for you so you do no have to do it, and people hate it, it is YOUR fault for letting people down on quality. If it is garbage and you don't use it, then they get upset. He wants to be clear, he is NOT complaining--if he were, you would know.
- Nick has plans for LOCALS. He is going to always be 5 dollars, but everyone else is raising up to 8. That is weird. He loved the platform and when 200-300 people were in chat, but that changed 'for some reason' and now no one 'wants it to be the thing it was' that was great and fun--despite that it could be anything they want it to be. His original plan for it is gone, ans people are not active.
- He says that he could try to re-launch LOCALS on another platform to make it what he and others want, but eventually someone would find it, doxx ir, or hack it becuase they have nothing better to do than to 'count Josh Moon's public hairs'.
- Never let your audience tell you what a good excuse to not stream is. 'I don't want to do it' is valid. Weirdos and 'garbage' clip channels
- People on Twitter got mad at him for taking a free Everquest portal, and they also got mad that he takes X vitamins. It is not a normal dick pill that makes your dick grow; it makes the other dick grow. Why would people who cannot work out take pills? Weird. There are a lot of other people out there who want to make sure he is OK. He made a weird 'boots' analogy for credibility to outisiders. He doesn't always agree with people, but he will just always be him.
He then had a mention about 'popcorn contracts that made no sense
It was a weird non-sequitor. Make it make sense
- He has an ad spot with Field of Greens, but he is having trouble getting resupply from them because they are not responding. He still loves them.
- His kid needs vitamin D and he needs Zolair injectable. He has still been suffering from his heat allergy. It keeps him from going to thr gym. He is trying to find s balance in his schedule becuase his kids have 'late-night computer activities'.
- Nick's contract is 14 shows a month. It is awful to do a 2 hour show you hate. A mutual asked why he did not do trial shows. Nick explained the above and that is how he gets his money. Working more does not get him more money--unless there are donations and he does not want to do trials for 'zero money'.
- He had a group in his local church for similarly aged people to talk and help each other, and Nick had to tell them that they could not understand his life becuase they do jot have a life like his. They cannot understand having a show where 100-150k people watch
I can't imagine how awful it is to be Nick Rekieta's kid, knowing if you dare check his streams (which they've done in the past) you'll find your father drunk off his ass talking about sucking dicks and putting his testicles inside your mother. I'd be praying for Nick to get picked up for DUI and do some jail time in hopes he'd learn a lesson and actually be a father again.
Nick does not know what people want. It used to be 'just show up and stream'. He only wants 'to go on a stream ans have fun'. He never did his show to cover topics
Nick's contract is 14 shows a month. It is awful to do a 2 hour show you hate. A mutual asked why he did not do trial shows. Nick explained the above and that is how he gets his money. Working more does not get him more money--unless there are donations and he does not want to do trials for 'zero money'.
You can not resign with Rumble Nick. That is an option. Such a lazy ass mindset. "Well, I'm already getting paid for the 14 shows, if I do more shows I'm not making more money." I understand not wanting to do multiple 8 hour shows in addition to the nightly show if those trial streams aren't making money but he hasn't even tried in months.
- Nick is depressed. All he wants to do is lie in bed all day when he wakes up. He traces it to moving away from Texas in the winter as a child. You cannot lie in your content so it bleeds through over hours of content. That is 'what's changed,' about him. He never adapted and could not navigate the social landscape in Minnesota. He looks at his office and keyboard and just thinks 'I do not want to be there'.
- He has has bad vacations. One was to Tahiti 10 years ago. LR controlled the whole trip and Nick did not enjoy it.
The trial shows were FUN. Watching the Rittenhouse trial with all the lawyers giving hot takes like it was an MMA fight was entertaining as hell. There is a reason he pulled 100k viewers to those concurrent. The reason he doesn't want to do them is because court starts at 9 AM and he's still sleeping off the bottle of whiskey he finished 4 hours prior.
- Nick's contract is 14 shows a month. It is awful to do a 2 hour show you hate. A mutual asked why he did not do trial shows. Nick explained the above and that is how he gets his money. Working more does not get him more money--unless there are donations and he does not want to do trials for 'zero money'.
There it is. I don't think he's hit 14 shows a month every month over the last year, but I'm guessing there's some leeway in there for makeup shows. I bet one big reason he chimped out at the Murdaugh trial was because he wasn't making as much money as he did with Rittenhouse and Depp.
- He had a group in his local church for similarly aged people to talk and help each other, and Nick had to tell them that they could not understand his life becuase they do jot have a life like his. They cannot understand having a show where 100-150k people watch
I can't imagine being in a small group where a guy who not only brags about how much money and influence he has, but when he's going through something instead of humbling himself and asking for help responds to any advice with "you can't understand my life". I'd kick him out too and probably never let my kids play with his.
Not to mention he doesn't have a show where 100-150k people watch. I'm sure he thinks so cause he's going by the view count on Rumble, but that's basically a made up number. And even if he actually gets 100k people watching, less than 1% of them press the thumbs up on his content.
Lmao! Field of Greens left him on read. It won't be long before he's ranting about how shit it tastes, but he loves them and hopes they make a million dollars.
This is so vague and ominous-sounding, it could literally be anything. Intervention? Divorce arc? Who knows! I have half a mind that it's deliberately worded that way to activate full FanFic Farms mode.
Juju made them reconcile.
Apparently, Ethan has been gaggling the balls of Riley (short fat midget grave vandal) too. Ethan got into a fight with him back then where their gunts were on full exhibition.
Juju probably got all of them to rebuild the bridge. If Balldo has the balls (to) do a show with Ethan Ralph, it'll either be boring or the stream of the year.
(That pun worked as well as Balldo's flaccid whisky dick.)
Lmao! Field of Greens left him on read. It won't be long before he's ranting about how shit it tastes, but he loves them and hopes they make a million dollars.
That's assuming there's not a non-disparagement clause preventing him from talking shit for like 2-3 years. I would assume that they would have one, and if Nick does talk shit (which he would) he'd get hit with fines or another lawsuit.
Then again, if he did lose the Field of Greens sponsorship he wouldn't be able to do his "healthy vodka" drinks that I have no doubt take up a lot of his daily calories. So maybe it'd be for the best for his health.
He does not want the farms censored, but he wants his thread censored. He also showed insane amounts of insecurity with this slap fight with Josh by stating that he just was trying to tell Josh that what the people here are saying isn't true. He doesn't like that Josh doesn't see him as being a good person. It really, really bothers him. The question is why, though. Why does it matter so much what Josh thinks of him?
Because he isn't funny and never really has been. A lot of people (including Nick) are under the assumption he is funny because out of 100 hrs of streaming, someone got a couple of clips of him saying something funny. This has led people (including Nick) to think he has comedy shows.
Clean jokes, obscene jokes, family friendly, line crossing, whatever... if the joke isn't funny then it simply isn't funny. Nick hears a comedian make a "shock" joke and thinks that the humor comes from the shock. It doesn't. He doesn't understand what makes a joke funny.
