Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Is there any messages from the other discord members still around, or where they purges too? Curious to see people's disgust dealing with chibi.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Chibineko recently joined a Discord server I am in only to be kicked or banned later. There has been no explanation as to why. A lot of what he said was mass-deleted by the mods after he has been kicked. He was non-stop being weird and pity-fishing as always. Saying he wished he had friends and all that stuff. And mentioned he used to stream a lot.
There is a category in the server where members have blogs and Chibi had one called chill-with-aqua. He found out his brother once owned anal beads and didn't hesitate to tell the server about it. No one wanted to hear about it.

Faggot can't get past the whole "water" thing. "Oh I've moved on" which is why he's chosen "phoenix" as being representative of that.

And then he goes back to the water allusions.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Faggot can't get past the whole "water" thing. "Oh I've moved on" which is why he's chosen "phoenix" as being representative of that.

And then he goes back to the water allusions.

Y'know, at first I thought the "phoenix" thing was meant to be symbolic, but now I'm thinking it's probably just because he's into Phoenix Wright now (using the characters as avatars, other references to the game in his names) and any symbolism was coincidental.

 

[Primrose9]

So let’s circle the wagons here folks and discuss the real overarching question:

Do you think Adam finally found true purpose in his 33 year old life by visiting the glorious Nippon land for a second time? Or will this experience once again fail to provide him with any sort of higher meaning in his life as he returns to his mediocre job at AT&T?

I’ve decided to name this question the “Consoomer Quandary”

I hate to quote Facebook inspiration crap here, but there was a quote I found there that always stuck with me which was "next fatigue." If happiness will "always" be found in the next job, next relationship, or next place you move, then you will never actually be happy. Sure you can find better situations to be sure, but you yourself will never actually be fully satisfied with anything if this is your mindset IE fixing yourself vs. expecting circumstances around you to "fix" you.

It’s like the “never meet your heroes because they’ll never live up to your expectations” thing, except his hero is a country that’s been skewed and warped in its western perception by anime, videogames, and porn.

Yeah it's ironic when people consume pop culture media from other countries and claim they "now" know the culture of a country from it. Will some culture inevitably bleed over into said media? Yes, but like also NO because the people making these products are typically countercultural themselves. It's like think about the kinds of kids who tell their parents they are 100% going to be actors, musicians, writers, comic book artists, etc. and how their parents typically react to that, and even moreso in Eastern cultures where "face" is often much more prominent. I feel the kinds of kids who push themselves into "pop culture careers" are either typically super hot (think: pop idols) or super weird, or some combo of the 2. Since the average person is just going to be a teacher, or salaryman, or engineer, or data analyst or something along those lines. And that would likely be a better representative of a "country's culture" than a manga any day.

"Feeling a lot of doubt" this guy really did think he'd get a teaching job with no teaching experience, no teaching education, and virtually no ability to hold a conversation in Japanese over in Japan, a country that takes education very seriously.

I have actually worked in international education and I still regularly visit the Reddit International Teachers subreddit and just like a day or 2 ago, someone posted in the subreddit "BUT HOW DO I GET A BETTER JOB??" Dude/dudette had like 2 years of TEFL and some certificate he got online. People were like, "Well, for starters get a teaching license because TEFL doesn't mean $%#^ here, and doesn't count for ANYTHING in the actual teaching world."

america is so awful chibi could always join the community of creepy middle age white expats in SEA.

My personal favorite ones are the ones who complain about how America is SO AWFUL OMG THE WORST EVER but then literally live like kings/queens on the AMERICAN dollar abroad. I just saw a news story from some American lady in Spain gushing endlessly about the work culture there and I'm like "You DO know the local unemployment rate in Spain, right? Like it's a net EXPORTER of workers who can't get any job. You do know that all of that amazing work culture comes at a price to actual gainful employment to the population?" Also, the only reason you can even WORK in Spain is because of that job you got in "TERRIBLE AMERICA." Good lord.

 

[AskeDead]

Jesus Christ nigga, learn to multiquote

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Y'know, at first I thought the "phoenix" thing was meant to be symbolic, but now I'm thinking it's probably just because he's into Phoenix Wright now (using the characters as avatars, other references to the game in his names) and any symbolism was coincidental.

Regardless of the reasons, he's still retarded. He tried to walk away from the "aqua" portion of his old name and he's back to it again.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Regardless of the reasons, he's still retarded. He tried to walk away from the "aqua" portion of his old name and he's back to it again.

Maybe "aqua phoenix" is an analogy of rebirth into the same retardation as ever then.

 

[niggers]

He found out his brother once owned anal beads and didn't hesitate to tell the server about it. No one wanted to hear about it.

still jealous his brother is clapping thicc nubian buttcheeks

his obsession with tattling to internet that his brother is sexually active is one of the weirdest and most transparently pathetic things he does

 

[Haloperidol]

clapping thicc nubian buttcheeks

This is my favorite meme from this thread and we don’t get to enjoy it enough. I agree he’s manipulative enough to “accidentally” reveal embarrassing info about his brother’s sex life to try and dunk on him, he’s done it too many times.

I’m pretty certain his usernames are based on consoom + the color blue and that’s it. I get why he sees himself in Phoenix, he is kind of pathetic in his personal life.

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[Wonathan Joss]

This is my favorite meme from this thread and we don’t get to enjoy it enough. I agree he’s manipulative enough to “accidentally” reveal embarrassing info about his brother’s sex life to try and dunk on him, he’s done it too many times.

I still think of that one guy calling his brother's girlfriend as "the nubian goddess".
He's earned those booty slaps anyway, Chibi's just gonna be miserable in Christmas Day again because he's jealous that being creepy in discord servers doesn't work

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

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He made takoyaki.

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

I'm betting there is an Asian supermarket near him where he bought premade ones and just heated them up and put the sauces and flakes on.

Pretty much the equivalent of making himself Totinos pizza rolls for dinner.

 

[izaya]

"also ate them" no shit sherlock what else are you gonna do shove them up your ass?

 

[Gulls on Film]

"also ate them" no shit sherlock what else are you gonna do shove them up your ass?

Well, I mean that is also a possibility with him.

 

[Snakebottom]

"also ate them" no shit sherlock what else are you gonna do shove them up your ass?

I think that’s just his way of letting his mental ex know that there is no possibility of her being invited round. The only reason his new FB page was found was because I looked through her recently added friends, she’s a fucking liability and the smartest thing he can do is stay well shot of her.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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He made takoyaki.

I don't think a guy who got blasted for showing his genitals to someone without their consent not even a year ago should jokingly say "look at my balls" but what do I know? I'm no empath

I'm betting there is an Asian supermarket near him where he bought premade ones and just heated them up and put the sauces and flakes on.

Pretty much the equivalent of making himself Totinos pizza rolls for dinner.

Considering it took him like five hours to make takoyaki from scratch last time, he's probably better off doing it this way

 

[NORMAL HUMAN]

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Only tangentially related but that's Chibi's (only?) ex-girlfriend replying to him. I haven't seen her in awhile, I'm surprised they still talk even after he got his mom to break up with her for him.

 

[Snakebottom]

Only tangentially related but that's Chibi's (only?) ex-girlfriend replying to him. I haven't seen her in awhile, I'm surprised they still talk even after he got his mom to break up with her for him.

Back when he was sadposting about deleting his FB and creating a new one, she was one of the first to friend his newest account. Any normal person wouldn’t let their bunny boiling ex anywhere near them, but I don’t think Chibi’s ego can discard the one female still willing to give him attention.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm betting there is an Asian supermarket near him where he bought premade ones and just heated them up and put the sauces and flakes on.

Pretty much the equivalent of making himself Totinos pizza rolls for dinner.

Well he did do a video of himself making some a while back. Dunno if it was before or after his trip with the tard group. Sure they looked like shit, like these ones he made, but whatever.

Never really understood the appeal of takoyaki. It's just some weeb shit that they really focus on like Pocky.

 

[demicolon]

We have Pocky in Slavland, we just don't dip it in anything and it's the most mundane snack food imaginable.