The all star video
Well… There’s no shortage of videos of Chris punishing his duck or putting it into various things?
With the rate of deepfake technology such a film could be faked.
I don’t know man… deepfake and AI might have come a long way, but I doubt they’d be able to replicate the dead expression in Barb’s eyes as her forty year old man child-daughter penetrates her while moaning about being Jesus Christ healing her through his bent duck.
You mean Chris wants to spiritually cleanse Barb by spreading his love all over her Holy buttocks.
That sounds like a challenge.
He would cry out the line "Sonic-chu I chose you" as he did that.
How long till we get a ween trying to confront Chris at Walmart thinking it'll go down like that other troon also named Chris who was a confirmed chomo turning point tried to bust? Ironically both Chris's would scream get the fuck away from me and run for their cars cause it's all they can do.
A coworker of mine has a Hellcat and parks it at the far end of our lot, away from others to protect it. This Son-chu is the nicest one Chris has ever owned (aside from maybe the STS?) so perhaps he's trying to prevent careless shopping cart damage?
Call me an asshole, but the thought of Chris doing his best power speed walk towards the exit of a crowded Walmart, while some ween behind him with a bullhorn yells THIS MAN RAPED HIS OWN MOTHER! Does make me chuckle.
Chris doesn’t strike me as the most future oriented person.
If Caden found him some crack whore to deliver occasional “healing and release”, which totally wouldn’t surprise me, I’m pretty sure he’d send her to the new temple.
Interesting that Son-Chu 4.0 or whatever iteration this is has a new license plate - specifically 'SONC1HU' - meaning they couldn't even get the original registration even though we know the van is long gone. As for the missing handicapped placard, it's possible the original was lost with the van and Chris was unable to apply for it again since he'd been riding that damn thing since childhood.
The idea of Chris getting a discreet bj is pure comedy as he is incapable of being discreet.
That's why I feel the sweetheart article on the cwick needs an amendment or two suggesting it may not be 100% lost for Chris. Before barbgate Fiona did have genuine sympathy and possibly infatuation with Chris. And even after fluttercabage was still wiling to give Chris a shot at being her friend .
So he is wearing a body suit. He must be fatter than we realize if he still looks this corpulent, even wearing that.
The only reason I can think of for him being in the Greene County Sheriff's Department is to meet with someone as part of the condition of his dismissed release. He's not there to dispose of an American Flag.
