The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Space Lazer Shark]

And Now about the guy who teaches vore...

(https://nitter.net/ludwighornvore/status/1716896494706696211#m)
...It's this guy.

My mind just fucking blanked out into oblivion when my eyes went over this.
What the fuck

 

[Yaks]

So after noticing that the shit that @Bastard Beast posted had a water mark from "Creative Beasts: After Dark" I decided to take a peek and...

They better not use this shit outside ffs

¿Butt pillow with a big asshole anyone? Yes that's a pillow apparently

The giant butt hole pillow is hilarious.

The fact someone would keep that in their house in the open for random people, including their parents, to run into is the terrifying part.

 

[vomitusdeux]

The giant butt hole pillow is hilarious.

The fact someone would keep that in their house in the open for random people, including their parents, to run into is the terrifying part.

"Mom I know you don't understand my horse cock and animal butthole aesthetic but saying anything against it makes you a bigot."

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The giant butt hole pillow is hilarious.

The fact someone would keep that in their house in the open for random people, including their parents, to run into is the terrifying part.

To be fair when I first looked at the first one, the one with the massive pink butthole, it took me a few minutes to figure out what I'm even gazing onto, at that keeping in mind that I'm a long time denizen of the interwebs and am acutely aware that I'm on a furry horror thread
The average person might just think it's one of those lil ol "donut pillows" people sit on

Now the SECOND one
That is undoubtedly a big bulging black as night dog shitter

 

[glass_houses]

To be fair when I first looked at the first one, the one with the massive pink butthole, it took me a few minutes to figure out what I'm even gazing onto, at that keeping in mind that I'm a long time denizen of the interwebs and am acutely aware that I'm on a furry horror thread
The average person might just think it's one of those lil ol "donut pillows" people sit on

Now the SECOND one
That is undoubtedly a big bulging black as night dog shitter

Yeah, the pink one I thought for a split second would be comfortable after my tail bone copped a beating, and just as quickly I realised what it actually was.

Coomers ruin things almost as often as troons do.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

When using certain party drugs you can get an uncontrollable urge to grind your teeth, and the pacifier is like a barrier so you don't whittle your teeth away.
But of course, none of these plur scene kids have ever touched a drug in their life or even been to a rave and treat it like an aesthetic.

My theory is that some of those party drugs come with a lot of impurities they put into them when they're being cooked. Like strychnine being used in ecstasy to cut it.

 

[Yaks]

To be fair when I first looked at the first one, the one with the massive pink butthole, it took me a few minutes to figure out what I'm even gazing onto, at that keeping in mind that I'm a long time denizen of the interwebs and am acutely aware that I'm on a furry horror thread

I think I've just played the "Find the hidden Goatse" game one too many times. You'd be amazed how many times it shows up in modern marketing designs.

Anyway:


His fursuit is accurate to how he draws his fursona and I think that's just swell.
Honestly every picture and drawing he posts on his twitter is delightful.



He has an entire universe including fart super powers casually posted around his twitter. I recommend a look.

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think I've just played the "Find the hidden Goatse" game one too many times. You'd be amazed how many times it shows up in modern marketing designs.

Anyway:

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His fursuit is accurate to how he draws his fursona and I think that's just swell.
Honestly every picture and drawing he posts on his twitter is delightful.
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He has an entire universe including fart super powers casually posted around his twitter. I recommend a look.

Okay hear me out, it's shit but I like it. The drawing with the machete and the gun are kino.

 

[cybertoaster]

¿Butt pillow with a big asshole anyone? Yes that's a pillow apparently

Is that a vagina or a ballsack?

https://nitter.privacydev.net/KooperShiba/status/1717941457309348212#m

Imagine paying 2 million for a house and having to see this shit next door.

 

[Yaks]

Okay hear me out, it's shit but I like it. The drawing with the machete and the gun are kino.

I agree. This autist is a treasure and I support his shitty MSPaint drawings and fart fetish.

 

[R00T]

The fact someone would keep that in their house in the open for random people, including their parents, to run into is the terrifying part.

n-no mom it's not a butthole. it's a pillow with a... with a cup holder!

 

[anliteralidiot]

n-no mom it's not a butthole. it's a pillow with a... with a cup holder!

It's one of those wacky ostrich pillows, for travelling!

 

[Trilby]

n-no mom it's not a butthole. it's a pillow with a... with a cup holder!

I had to think of this again!

 

[Killed by curiosity]

It's one of those wacky ostrich pillows, for travelling!
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I had to google wtf i was looking at and that thing looks terrifying in use.

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

Wow i need to get my shit together if i want to engage with this thread.

Anyways, have something:

Spoiler: This was sitting on a old usb drive

Apparently this is a Kirin or something my memory is failing me on this one and why I had this.

This autist is a treasure and I support his shitty MSPaint drawings and fart fetish.

MSPaint fart superpowers... Sigh... anyways, any carboard "fursuit" is doomed to be shitty and last as much as a moth's life span.

At least he looks kinda funny, to an extent like something that I would see parodied in South Park.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I stumbled upon this guy while browsing BlueSky, and I think everyone needs to see these photos.



I think it's the eyes that bother me more than anything else in this suit. And bear in mind, these were just the ones he uploaded in the last 24 hours. He's been uploading dozens of these photos daily despite them getting little to no engagement.


What REALLY caught my attention was the fact that mixed between these photos, he started poorly cropping himself out of existing photos and slapping himself into other images, JustinRPG style. Unlike Justin, there's no weird fetish porn he shoved himself in (at least that I saw), but the poor quality of his photoshopping is still kinda funny regardless.


Maybe it's just me, but this is the kind of awful fursuit content I appreciate the most. No gross fetishes, no political sperging, no sparkledog bullshit, just some unfiltered autism.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

I stumbled upon this guy while browsing BlueSky, and I think everyone needs to see these photos.
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I think it's the eyes that bother me more than anything else in this suit. And bear in mind, these were just the ones he uploaded in the last 24 hours. He's been uploading dozens of these photos daily despite them getting little to no engagement.
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What REALLY caught my attention was the fact that mixed between these photos, he started poorly cropping himself out of existing photos and slapping himself into other images, JustinRPG style. Unlike Justin, there's no weird fetish porn he shoved himself in (at least that I saw), but the poor quality of his photoshopping is still kinda funny regardless.
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Maybe it's just me, but this is the kind of awful fursuit content I appreciate the most. No gross fetishes, no political sperging, no sparkledog bullshit, just some unfiltered autism.

>Bio reads "A semi truck driving, Antro[sic] bear that likes trains, balloons and photography" and unstated, but implied, cartoons like all furfags.
>No self-awareness.
>>"...unfiltered autism."

I'm 99% sure he has real autism, not like internet autism, but like actual diagnosed clinical autism. That's literally Chris Chan if he was a furry.

Also WTF am I looking at?

 

[Francium]

I stumbled upon this guy while browsing BlueSky, and I think everyone needs to see these photos.
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I think it's the eyes that bother me more than anything else in this suit. And bear in mind, these were just the ones he uploaded in the last 24 hours. He's been uploading dozens of these photos daily despite them getting little to no engagement.
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What REALLY caught my attention was the fact that mixed between these photos, he started poorly cropping himself out of existing photos and slapping himself into other images, JustinRPG style. Unlike Justin, there's no weird fetish porn he shoved himself in (at least that I saw), but the poor quality of his photoshopping is still kinda funny regardless.
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Maybe it's just me, but this is the kind of awful fursuit content I appreciate the most. No gross fetishes, no political sperging, no sparkledog bullshit, just some unfiltered autism.

honestly when compressed enough and looked at from afar it's kind of charming. has some sort of aliexpress teddy bear mascot costume quality to it from the front
from any other angle though...

also: holy mother of paws dude

 

[squirt reynolds]

No gross fetishes

I think the inflatable fox and "#heliumm filled #bear shaped foil" suggest otherwise, but still, thats like PG for a furry. Thanks for sharing this throwback-feeling specimen.