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I opened r/ftmselfies to prove a point and didn’t even bother to bring back any photos. 7/10 pooners on the front page have plugs or facial piercings. You don’t see a man with those because it’s an edgy female thing that goes hand in hand with a fragile sense of self which leads to a predisposition for body modifications. Much like the tit chop, they don’t do it for men, they do it to try regain control of their bodies and/or to achieve a certain aesthetic. Cyberpunk has made it cool to have metal in your face, I guess, and cute nerdy men in media have ushered in a new wave of wanting to be uwu soft boys.

There’s also people who enjoy the thrill of getting tattoos or piercings. Once you get one it’s hard to stop.


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What a waste :( went from bombshell to punchable nerd aesthetic
This is so depressing.

She was a cute, chubby, milky, waifu and now she looks like an akward, obese, 8 year old boy.
 
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This also explains why all these pooners get tattoos that make their skin look like an elementary school desk. Not all tattoos are created equal. I know our supreme leader shits on Anisa’s tattoos relentlessly, but she does get them done from highly skilled artists with good sketches. Tacky yes, would I get them no, but a billion times better than what you’d see on a pooner.
"make their skin look like an elementary school desk" is a perfect way of putting it. Their tats look just like random doodles made by bored young vandals when someone of authority wasn't watching. Which is pretty much what they are.

Also applies to men I think. Men i know who are heavily tattooed/have loads of piercings are all mentally unstable. Shocking, I know.

No arguments here. I took a spin through the KF tattoo thread awhile back and saw some truly mind boggling tats. Oh yeah, tattoo your fav furrie cartoon characters butt fucking on your forearm! Brilliant! Have fun explaining that one to yer grandkids in 40 years.
 
I knew a pooner once that was 100% convinced that HRT would increase their height. They were 5'4 and was sure she could at least reach 5'10, but hoped for 6 feet. Apparently it was a common belief among her tranny friends, but I think they were just fucking with her because she was kinda dumb. Anyone encounter something similar?
No but how stupid does she have to be to think that?

If taking testosterone increases height, surely short people would no longer exist.
 
No but how stupid does she have to be to think that?

If taking testosterone increases height, surely short people would no longer exist.
She was never diagnosed, but I personally believe she was borderline retarded. She also believed changing genders would fix all her problems in life, so there was the first nail.
 
She was never diagnosed, but I personally believe she was borderline retarded. She also believed changing genders would fix all her problems in life, so there was the first nail.
So these troon enablers were actually fucking with a retard?

And we get called worse than Hitler for using the perfectly appropriate word “retard” as an insult or descriptive of some fuckwit?

fucking hypocrites. Once they are rounded up into camps, they should be made to wear dunce caps with a big capital R on the side rather than pink triangles.
 
Saw this creature on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle. Complains about being told to "act like a man" because it wanted to be a man.

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Tweet and images of this pooner and it's mutilated chest under some kind of sheer shirt. Nothing gory. Just gross.
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Don't understand trannies like this wanting to be men and then getting mad when they're told to behave like or act like a normal man. Because men wouldn't cry about not being to mutilate their tits. Sure, losing your job is frustrating. But maybe do your job instead of mutilating yourself lol.
 
Saw this creature on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle. Complains about being told to "act like a man" because it wanted to be a man.

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Tweet and images of this pooner and it's mutilated chest under some kind of sheer shirt. Nothing gory. Just gross.
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Don't understand trannies like this wanting to be men and then getting mad when they're told to behave like or act like a normal man. Because men wouldn't cry about not being to mutilate their tits. Sure, losing your job is frustrating. But maybe do your job instead of mutilating yourself lol.
Real men strike glowering "Hey Sailor" poses ("Please no hypersexual compliments") while standing next to their Lucky Bamboo.

Don't miss that Zippertits in Ecstacy drawing over her head.
 
I opened r/ftmselfies to prove a point and didn’t even bother to bring back any photos. 7/10 pooners on the front page have plugs or facial piercings. You don’t see a man with those because it’s an edgy female thing that goes hand in hand with a fragile sense of self which leads to a predisposition for body modifications. Much like the tit chop, they don’t do it for men, they do it to try regain control of their bodies and/or to achieve a certain aesthetic. Cyberpunk has made it cool to have metal in your face, I guess, and cute nerdy men in media have ushered in a new wave of wanting to be uwu soft boys.

There’s also people who enjoy the thrill of getting tattoos or piercings. Once you get one it’s hard to stop.


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What a waste :( went from bombshell to punchable nerd aesthetic
Why the fuck is she dressed like a schoolboy? That looks like a school uniform. Is she trans age as well or something?
 
I am sure that there is a lot of photographic tricks involved like taking the picture at certain angles as well as digitally-manipulating it later...just like how Blair White sets up his camera to avoid drawing attention to the lower part of his face, when in other pictures his huge chin is a dead giveaway that he is a guy. I would bet that the pooners in the top left and low left would be even more obviously women in real-life, and at least one of those "poonchads" has obvious chin and cheekbone implants.

Plus, all of the HRT in the world would not allow these various pooners to compete in men's events in sports and elsewhere as they would still be at a physiological disadvantage.
I'm getting a fawking inferiority complex ovah here looking at the poonchads, what the fuck?! Top left and low left are confirmed natal women?! Testo-e is fucking magic... To think the hoops i would have to jump through to get pharma-grade test here and these bitches just have to whinge about muh dysphoria to get their connect, i swear it's not fair.

'Poonchad' bottom right is like kinda shoving her jaw back to make her neck and chin look broader. I know who that is and she always had a very masc facial structure (looked hot as a girl, model-tier good looks) but she doesn't look like that irl.

Top right is just Liam Payne post-buccal fat removal lmao.
 
Saw this creature on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle. Complains about being told to "act like a man" because it wanted to be a man.

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Tweet and images of this pooner and it's mutilated chest under some kind of sheer shirt. Nothing gory. Just gross.
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Don't understand trannies like this wanting to be men and then getting mad when they're told to behave like or act like a normal man. Because men wouldn't cry about not being to mutilate their tits. Sure, losing your job is frustrating. But maybe do your job instead of mutilating yourself lol.
Why do these pooner faggot wannabes ALWAYS have their deflated tits out??
 
Saw this creature on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle. Complains about being told to "act like a man" because it wanted to be a man.

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Tweet and images of this pooner and it's mutilated chest under some kind of sheer shirt. Nothing gory. Just gross.
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Don't understand trannies like this wanting to be men and then getting mad when they're told to behave like or act like a normal man. Because men wouldn't cry about not being to mutilate their tits. Sure, losing your job is frustrating. But maybe do your job instead of mutilating yourself lol.
Eugh. That doesn't look like body hair, just black lint stuck to her like on a jumper...
Deep down, they don't want to be real men, 9 times out of 10, just not-women. All of them end up transitioning into manlets, lol.
 
Saw this creature on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle. Complains about being told to "act like a man" because it wanted to be a man.

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Tweet and images of this pooner and it's mutilated chest under some kind of sheer shirt. Nothing gory. Just gross.
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Don't understand trannies like this wanting to be men and then getting mad when they're told to behave like or act like a normal man. Because men wouldn't cry about not being to mutilate their tits. Sure, losing your job is frustrating. But maybe do your job instead of mutilating yourself lol.
Dollars to donuts this male relative is tired of hearing that his sister (brother? Haw! Yeah right) in law is having yet another "hard time" yet is now... getting a tattoo! Or going on a shopping spree for impractical clothes! Or having a custom painting commissioned on Etsy! Or having her tits chopped!

Back in the day there were still people like this except without the gender ideology or endless sympathy and safety nets. It was better back then.
 
Saw this creature on Twitter. Gave me a good chuckle. Complains about being told to "act like a man" because it wanted to be a man.

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Tweet and images of this pooner and it's mutilated chest under some kind of sheer shirt. Nothing gory. Just gross.
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Don't understand trannies like this wanting to be men and then getting mad when they're told to behave like or act like a normal man. Because men wouldn't cry about not being to mutilate their tits. Sure, losing your job is frustrating. But maybe do your job instead of mutilating yourself lol.
She's not a bad-looking kid. Too bad about the delusion and mutilation.

And that's a very nicely decorated, and exceptionally feminine, room she's in. Neat as a pin, deliberate palette, artwork and plants and pink accents - so doodly, dood.
 
I bought a laptop from a pooner today. She was polite and helpful by the standards of a retail worker, but man did she fit the pooner bill. Super rosy cheeks, short (maybe 155cm), and had several small dumb tattoos of random objects on her forearms. Didn't seem to be wearing a binder, or if she was it wasn't very effective. My favorite part was the nametag. She calls herself Pasta.
 
I bought a laptop from a pooner today. She was polite and helpful by the standards of a retail worker, but man did she fit the pooner bill. Super rosy cheeks, short (maybe 155cm), and had several small dumb tattoos of random objects on her forearms. Didn't seem to be wearing a binder, or if she was it wasn't very effective. My favorite part was the nametag. She calls herself Pasta.
"Pasta"! Lol, I hope that means she has a sense of humor.

That aside, the shorty factor in poonerism is starting to concern me. As a card-carrying member of the Short Petite Women of the World (tm) club, I'm wondering: is this some sort of extermination plan by giraffes and giantesses (yes, I wish I were you!)???

Y'all don't mind me; I'm just playing.
 
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