Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[scathefire]

Isn't she misgendering herself by being a trans man wearing a hijab? If she really believed she became a man through being trans, why still wear it?

She said she's being forced to, though there do seem to be pooners (and women in general) who are not forced to wear it but still refuse to acknowledge that it's fundamentally an aspect of men oppressing women.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I'm guessing she was riding him (as he cried after being bullied into sex with a woman) so she's technically on top which in her DOOD mind means she's topping him.

Its women who turn shitty novels about forced anal and strangulation into bestseller books, not men. And given that 30% of zoomer men aren't getting any you really have to wonder what a girl that age has to do to not be able to keep a man, given those men are desperate enough to pay for a chatbot that pretends to be a girlfriend.

More like move up on the progressive stack, the pooner behavior online is what we used to call GOTIS, and their IRL behavior is a combination of virtue signaling and victimhood olympics, they are constantly trying to outdo eachother for status.

Nah, it definitely is greener for women over here
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Things are reaaaaally bad for women in large swaths of the planet, which makes the complaints of first world women seem absurd in comparison.

I doubt any of those women wouldn't trade a tranny pissing in their bathroom over being executed with no evidence for an accusation of anything from infidelity to witchcraft.

It seemed clear to me that OP was saying trans bullshit and gender ideology is worse in the West, not life in general. Anyway comparisons like this are bullshit. We don't tell people "who cares if your boss is refusing your last paycheck- in other countries, there's slave labor!" It's silly freshman level "gotcha" nonsense. And I've got to say, claiming that bad novels made anal and strangulation a ubiquitous issue, and not pornography, is a new one lol

 

[cybertoaster]

It seemed clear to me that OP was saying trans bullshit and gender ideology is worse in the West

This shit only happens in the west to begin with, is like saying pandas are worse in china as if there are pandas anywhere else. In most of the rest of world being a gender shithead will get you ostracized, and on the other parts outright killed.

And no that was not the point he was making, re-read his "grass is greener" and feel free to move to a 'based' middle eastern country, no trannies will bother you there......unless its iran.

Anyway comparisons like this are bullshit. We don't tell people "who cares if your boss is refusing your last paycheck- in other countries, there's slave labor!"

Retarded response, not at all what I was saying which is again seriously believing that an afghani woman coming to the west would get a "grass its greener" feel after seeing a tranny walking into a woman's bathroom. Only a sheltered radfem off her meds would believe this.

And I've got to say, claiming that bad novels made anal and strangulation a ubiquitous issue, and not pornography, is a new one lol

You must be a dumbass zoomie then because anal sex has been mainstream since the early 2000s, the only thing that is new and definitely from porn is the whole ass eating you zoomies do which is truly fucking disgusting and the reason why fecal parasite-related stomach diseases are off the charts now.

Stop literally eating shit.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Lol, Pooner can't quite get to the conclusion that her "friends" lied to her.

a flamboyantly gay guy trying to convert to Mormonism

Mormonism already has a ton of effeminate brown Pacific Islanders. It's kind of an open secret.

 

[Imp]

I was killing time until I feel sleepy and came across this

Spoiler: nice birthing hips there ya heifer

I laughed. I cried from the sheer ridiculousness of this insane pooner bint and her extra small Neuticles. I now have a warm post laughter glow to send me off to bed.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Got some pictures of this? how far does the LARP goes?

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This is basically the gist of it. Of la cocaina, I was mostly joking. It's a rich kid pass time and they do a lot of drugs in The Secret History (the dark academia bible) which critiques the very lifestyle that these people idolize

 

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I was killing time until I feel sleepy and came across this

Spoiler: nice birthing hips there ya heifer

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I laughed. I cried from the sheer ridiculousness of this insane pooner bint and her extra small Neuticles. I now have a warm post laughter glow to send me off to bed.

That's a pooner? Wow, it's insane how much better they pass than trooners, you can't even see her zippertits and the frankenpenis looks like a regular small dick.

 

[Hepativore]

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Lol, Pooner can't quite get to the conclusion that her "friends" lied to her.


Mormonism already has a ton of effeminate brown Pacific Islanders. It's kind of an open secret.

Still, if you are a melanated individual, what would you possibly want with a religion that considered darker skin the Mark of Cain and the Curse of Ham until very recently?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Still, if you are a melanated individual, what would you possibly want with a religion that considered darker skin the Mark of Cain and the Curse of Ham until very recently?

Coconuts are of very, very limited intelligence, plus Mormonism's focus on family life and community is very appealing to them.



This is hilarious. Pooners are so delusional that they do not realise their fate if they ever fell into the hands of Islamists. - Bitch, at best you would be a sex slave. At. Best.

 

[Hepativore]

Coconuts are of very, very limited intelligence, plus Mormonism's focus on family life and community is very appealing to them.

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This is hilarious. Pooners are so delusional that they do not realise their fate if they ever fell into the hands of Islamists. - Bitch, at best you would be a sex slave. At. Best.

She would be fucked when it comes to the requirement for many variants of Islam in that as a "man" she has to grow a beard at least two fists in length.

The best most pooners can manage is postmenopausal fuzz or pedostubble.

 

[Haramburger]

Coconuts are of very, very limited intelligence, plus Mormonism's focus on family life and community is very appealing to them.

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This is hilarious. Pooners are so delusional that they do not realise their fate if they ever fell into the hands of Islamists. - Bitch, at best you would be a sex slave. At. Best.

Big thunk at "Help Us Send Hot Meals" these are people tearing out pipes to make bombs at the expense of running water in their buildings, they couldn't pour enough water on an MRI heating pad to cook a meal, and if they could they'd probably save it to burn the face off an Israeli hostage instead of cooking their own food.

These charities are like their surgeries, a money pit to be distracted from your own problems. Stop buying meals for people who hate you and spend it on a little makeup and practice applying it for once in your life.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's a pooner? Wow, it's insane how much better they pass than trooners, you can't even see her zippertits and the frankenpenis looks like a regular small dick.

That does not look like a regular dick, small or otherwise lol. I'll grant you she looks reasonably passable from the waist up because she doesn't have the ghastly zippertit scars most Pooners get from butchers like Shbdbdbh or by deliberately sabotaging their healing, but those Hyena metroid 'dogs are truly the most vile fucking viscerally disgusting things, if you know any actual men with junk that looks like that they've got some kind of birth defect, that shit is not normal, even micro penises don't look like that.
Waist up, she's seen a competent surgeon, my guess is one that normally does mastectomy procedures rather than Poonification procedures and she looks relatively fit if underweight so waist up she could be mistaken for a man until you really start to look.
Hips down though it's a disaster.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Men i know who are heavily tattooed/have loads of piercings are all mentally unstable. Shocking, I know.

It's almost as if the outside is an indication of what's inside. - Like Danger Colours on a Poison Arrow Frog.

petite women "look underage".

Yes. And?

for many variants of Islam in that as a "man" she has to grow a beard at least two fists in length

Yeah but two Pooner fists is, what, 3 Ben Shapiros long. Or 2.5 Joe Rogans if you prefer Imperial measurement over Talmudic scale.
Easily achievable, anyway.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

I knew a pooner once that was 100% convinced that HRT would increase their height. They were 5'4 and was sure she could at least reach 5'10, but hoped for 6 feet. Apparently it was a common belief among her tranny friends, but I think they were just fucking with her because she was kinda dumb. Anyone encounter something similar?

This is pretty common with troons, they think the only difference between men and women is hormones, so man + oestrogen = woman and woman + testosterone = man. So since men are taller than women, if a woman takes testosterone she'll get taller (not!). We also have AGP hons talking about how "girl juice/whore moans" have supposedly made them shorter.
In fact, it seems like the propaganda is so widespread that there's no understanding in the popular consciousness that when men take oestrogen it doesn't do anything to change their voice, and MtF troons are just doing impressions. It also provided the pretext for mediocre machiavellian male athletes to compete against women in sports.
The idea that the sexes only differ by hormones has never had any foundation in fact, but it's found its way into "science communication" both as a convenient oversimplification and as a piece of political propaganda - apparently it's not good enough for men and women to be equal in the political sense, they must literally be the exact same.

Some pooners apparently don't realize that their breasts can never grow back after they get chopped off

I think that confusion comes from hearing stories from pooners who gain weight after their mastectomies and discover they've acquired fat rolls where their tits used to be and phrase this as "my tits grew back". It's also related to a meme (in Dawkins' original sense) that "boobs are just fat", which I first remember hearing around the time that Baywatch was on television. Again, it's not remotely true, anyone can look up a diagram of the mammary glands, but it's supposed to pwn the patriarchy because "they don't let women be fat but want them to be fat in the tits" or something.

 

[Imp]

That does not look like a regular dick, small or otherwise lol. I'll grant you she looks reasonably passable from the waist up because she doesn't have the ghastly zippertit scars most Pooners get from butchers like Shbdbdbh or by deliberately sabotaging their healing, but those Hyena metroid 'dogs are truly the most vile fucking viscerally disgusting things, if you know any actual men with junk that looks like that they've got some kind of birth defect, that shit is not normal, even micro penises don't look like that.
Waist up, she's seen a competent surgeon, my guess is one that normally does mastectomy procedures rather than Poonification procedures and she looks relatively fit if underweight so waist up she could be mistaken for a man until you really start to look.
Hips down though it's a disaster.

She's had metoidioplasty and has silicone spheres in her labia. I find her picture eerie and disturbing.

 

[melty]

She's had metoidioplasty and has silicone spheres in her labia. I find her picture eerie and disturbing.

Is that what the "balls" are? Her labia? I hate it.

 

[pink cigarettes]

That does not look like a regular dick, small or otherwise lol. I'll grant you she looks reasonably passable from the waist up because she doesn't have the ghastly zippertit scars most Pooners get from butchers like Shbdbdbh or by deliberately sabotaging their healing, but those Hyena metroid 'dogs are truly the most vile fucking viscerally disgusting things, if you know any actual men with junk that looks like that they've got some kind of birth defect, that shit is not normal, even micro penises don't look like that.
Waist up, she's seen a competent surgeon, my guess is one that normally does mastectomy procedures rather than Poonification procedures and she looks relatively fit if underweight so waist up she could be mistaken for a man until you really start to look.
Hips down though it's a disaster.

Tbh maybe she had keyhole surgery on her chest but I don't think she's had any surgery there at all. I think she was simply flat chested. Look at the shadow under the breast on the left. She's just a girl with very very small breasts imo (and is obvs on hormones and has fake nuts and a gross Metroid)
ETA: just looked again and it's like her balls are situated completely between her legs lol instead of kinda in front. Guys, do you ever struggle bc at any moment you could close your legs and easily obliterate 100% of your nutsack lol

 

[Mad_Dog]

I was killing time until I feel sleepy and came across this

Spoiler: nice birthing hips there ya heifer

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I laughed. I cried from the sheer ridiculousness of this insane pooner bint and her extra small Neuticles. I now have a warm post laughter glow to send me off to bed.

The clit looks like a clanger

 

[Dr. Kinder]

Nah, it definitely is greener for women over here

The woman whom the Taliban publicly executed in the stadium was a scheming cunt who had murdered her husband in his sleep. The Taliban was just, wholesome, and appropriate in executing that murdering whore.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The woman whom the Taliban publicly executed in the stadium was a scheming cunt who had murdered her husband in his sleep. The Taliban was just, wholesome, and appropriate in executing that murdering whore.

I guess but 7.62x39 point blank to the back of the head like that is over dramatic and pretty messy, and besides they must have made a mess of the field. I feel sorry for the grounds keeper who had to pick up little pieces of skull and brain.