Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Weird flex. Just think how rotten his gums have to be.
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not in the cards said:
What's more interesting is what prompted him to go there in the first place. Fuck knows he doesn't like being criticised and the dentist would be criticising him for his shit diet and poor hygiene.
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This is exactly my thought. Something must be wrong or he is in pain. A tooth either broke, or a cavity has formed and created an abcesses
 
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WonderWino said:
So.... what do we think the odds are on this being the first sign of lucas ending up with flukeman mouth and then rationalizing it and bragging about it by saying now he can give gumjobs to all the zoomer bae clits

I mean this is the same guy who talked about chewing clits so it definitely fits.....
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I frequent the sexual reassignment surgery thread.

But your post is post is without a doubt the most horrifying and disgusting thing that I have read on the farms.
 
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Well, it finally happened: he's fantasizing about little girls again:
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Yeah this totally happened and isn't another delusion in a long list of delusions including the little girl who kept talking to him about sex at the mall. He seems to have forgotten food banks aren't a place where little girls hand out oatmeal cookies, especially on a friday, when they'd be in school
 
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WonderWino said:
Well, it finally happened: he's fantasizing about little girls again:
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Yeah this totally happened and isn't another delusion in a long list of delusions including the little girl who kept talking to him about sex at the mall. He seems to have forgotten food banks aren't a place where little girls hand out oatmeal cookies, especially on a friday, when they'd be in school
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This is so scary I want to shower.

This would come off as unhinged as fuck from a non pedophile.

Pretending this happened:
I've volunteered at a food bank during COVID to be fair 90% of our people were low income seniors. Good people just had no money a lot had poor health. So rare to see a weirdo or hobo.

But, I can't put myself in a place where I need help for food, and the kindness of someone working there hooking you up with a treat while you're in line to beg for food... Makes you think about sex? Fuck that's so gross.

Aside it being fake AF it's extra gross as it's ALL sexual to him stealing food, free cookies and a little girl.

If a normal person wrote a story like that it would read
So I woke up and was wearing a fresh pressed Yankees shirt... Walked out back hit a golf ball 7 miles and Taylor Swift landed in my new pool with her helicopter on floats made eye contact and said "take my ass".
 
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Bassomatic said:
This is so scary I want to shower.

This would come off as unhinged as fuck from a non pedophile.

Pretending this happened:
I've volunteered at a food bank during COVID to be fair 90% of our people were low income seniors. Good people just had no money a lot had poor health. So rare to see a weirdo or hobo.

But, I can't put myself in a place where I need help for food, and the kindness of someone working there hooking you up with a treat while you're in line to beg for food... Makes you think about sex? Fuck that's so gross.

Aside it being fake AF it's extra gross as it's ALL sexual to him stealing food, free cookies and a little girl.

If a normal person wrote a story like that it would read
So I woke up and was wearing a fresh pressed Yankees shirt... Walked out back hit a golf ball 7 miles and Taylor Swift landed in my new pool with her helicopter on floats made eye contact and said "take my ass".
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Shit like this would creep out even other pedos. Whatever else you can say about them, the average pedo doesn't generally go around talking about little girls giving them cookies or walking up to them in the mall and hitting on them or talking about sex related shit to them. Sure, they'll rationalize wanting to diddle kids that they abuse as them being mature or that they asked for it at the time, but those aren't really the same scenarios as the shit lucas describing when he talks like this. The stuff lucas does is what true predators say when they're trying to rationalize approaching little girls to do something in the first place and trying to work themselves up to it. Something that should be on everyones mind when he says stuff like he's going to do wern 2.0 the next day and approach someone. He psychs himself up to doing creepy shit before he does it, which is pure textbook dangerous predator behavior that does well beyond what even a large percentage of pedos do that usually involves incidents of opportunity where their pedo urges got the better of them when they happened to have an opportunity rather than being this kind of direct about it. Lucas's statements are the kind of thing that will immediately raise red flags with counselors and the people who run pedo support groups because it means he's having intrusive thoughts about wanting to fuck kids and is on some level trying to build up to something. In lucas's case that usually means building up to either hitting on someone creepily, getting refuse and spazzing out or walking around at night ranting in anger and frustration, but its very much still a red flag for him and in indication he should have someone keeping an eye on his actions

The fact his mind immediately goes from 'little girl was nice to me and gave me cookies' to 'damn, that makes me want to knock up a zoomer bae' should set off all kinds of alarm bells with anyone who reads that. No normal person has a thought process like that. Hell, no normal schizo person has a thought process like that. Only pedos think like that. That he says it openly and publicly and has done so several times describing similar scenarios says alot about how stupid and how much of a pedo he truly is. The most fucked up thing about this is this isn't even the worst scenario he's come up with like this. That honor goes to the 4 year old coming up to him in the mall hitting on him and implying wanting some kind of sexual encounter, which obviously didn't happen anywhere except his deranged mind but he sure wanted people to think it did

Considering how well known he is in spokane, including to the police, how he puts up signs talking about little girls, makes public statements about little girls and has literally put out free candy (that included explicitly threatening messages to anyone who might remove it or interfere with his actions in some way) and his record for arrests and psych ward visits and who made international news for trying to hit on a 16 year old its amazing he isn't on some kind of watch list. If lucas does by chance ever go off and drag a little girl into the woods and do something to her some people in spokane are going to have alot of explaining to do when it gets out how well known lucas is publicly
 
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