DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

Phil is 41. And going by his beard he defintely has grey hairs already (most observable in his shorts where he filmed himself with his cellphone camera). But the hair colour might hold for a little bit longer. Though to be honest I thought the stress he goes through would have greyed him early. Or his stress is just another facade he plays up.

Phil gets his ''hair'' dyed at Curls and Twirls

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

WardCleaverSydePhil: The Phil that LARPs as a 50s TV dad.

is this the persona he uses on social media?

 

[Prince Lotor]

AcapellaSydePhil or whichever one it is that makes him sing and think he's good at singing. Take that one out back and shoot it.

That reminds me. Someone needs to whip his dents up into demanding he do the Kermit the Frog voice again. Like just riot in chat until he does it all the time. Suggest it as a solution to his every woe. 'Gee, Phil, maybe people would tip more if you did the Kermit voice.' 'Phil, you should rage about lag in the Kermit voice.'

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

really wish phils fans would play into the shit he says more. when he starts hitting the "I don't know guys, 70$ is a lot...." they should just respond with "it's ok phil, you don't have to play it. we understand if you can't afford it"

see how fast his attitude changes.

That would require a degree of intelligence on their part.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Does DSP really enjoy eating? He always looks like he's in such pain whenever he eats on stream. You've all seen the pictures of his horrible grimaces as he takes another bite of his 90 dollar doordash meal.

 

[Brother Wind]

There was a thread on this site about this thing people are capable of doing I wish for the life of me I could remember the exact term it was something along the lines of an internal monologue anyways it was about people who had a severe lacking or nonexistent ability to visualize in their minds anything...lets say and apple not the average normie in this thread could close their eyes and see an apple more or less, it would be round be some shade of red or green and maybe even the stem with a little leaf on it or even the old Apple computer logo with the section cut out but ol' Dave is one of those people who can't visualize "whuhhhh? a rainbow apple dose aren't real MORAHN ack ack ack". Even abstract concepts are met with bitter lashing out *person* "hey Phil if you had access to a time machine that took you back to just one point in your life to tell your past self something that would help you out today what would that be?" *Dave* "HUHHHHHHH? TIME TRAVEL? Whut duh fuck are you talking about fucking morahn time travel doesn't exist *seal laugh* god what a morahn".

Man I wish @Steve of the dead would stop being a fucking weirdo about cats and talk about this. Because I know a thing or two about how brains develop, but I can't really diagnose. But something is deeply, deeply fucked about how his brain developed.

Like here is the thing right, as I am sure we all know, brains can't just do everything right away. And it all develops in stages. Its why that even if you could teach a child calculus, and we have people who know enough to explain it to five year olds, they can't really learn it. And thats because the brain develops understanding in an in to outwards kind of fashion. It has to learn where all of its body is before it can begin to use it to babble and move before walking and talking and feeding itself.

And I am getting this in depth for a reason, don't worry. Because once a child learns its own space, it finally recognizes the space around it. First in front of it. Then behind it. Then you have a "functional" human. And the reason it is important that I have detailed this is because when we recognize these things as steps. We can pin point where things have gone wrong.

Now being able to recognize things behind the child is a cute way of me talking about object permenance. Which finally gets into the hard stuff to learn. And thats the abstract. Learning how to abstract goes through your whole life until 25ish. At which point you should have all the necessary hardware to do it. And typically the last thing people learn is real empathy. Its why car insurance upcharges people until then. Science recognizes that being the point that people really understand that their actions can have consequences that go out well beyond them.

Like how even if they don't wreck their car or hurt themselves or others, wrecking other people's property is still a shitty thing and they even grasp the "cost" of hitting a parked car. Really granular stuff. Stuff well well outside of Phil's grasp.

So, we have to roll further back. Like Phil doesn't even grasp the consequences of his actions. And there is a lot to this. Like early on, people are taught that doing something bad gets punished. And people internalize this. The first way is that you understand that it "hurts" somebody. Which people will rebel against by saying things like who does it hurt? If you can find a victimless crime, you take it. Phil is very guilty of this. But then the next step is understanding that it hurts you. And there are two branches on this. Most people develop a moral guideline that stops them from doing "bad things". Phil never did this. And also people recognize that you can also hurt yourself by your actions. Not even just morally. But in the sense of wasting your money means you have no money later. Or not cleaning your house gets you sick.

And thus we arrive at Phil. He has no sense of self outside of his literal current existence. He had his development arrested somewhere around teenage years. As we see, he understands the idea of consequences. He even knows how to rebel against them. He even knows that it hurts some vague other. But there is no real other. His wife, his parents, his audience don't exist to him. Until they are suddenly in his awareness. And I can prove this, because even his future self doesn't exist to him. Why would others? And why it is selfishness, certainly. I think its a very deeprooted problem and he goes even beyond being a retard or an autist. He is just actually broken. And I would love to know what happened to him. Or did his laziness extend so fucking far he was too lazy to actually grow the fuck up.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Then I realised it wasn't an act and he was actually the sterotypical comically stupid american

I beg your pardon. While Americans are, indeed, pretty stupid, there is nothing stereotypical about how intellectually & developmentally bereft that fucking faggot is. For any nationality.

I'm pretty hard to offend, but that just about did it, good job.

 

[Near]

How fucking retarded is he? He put his latest emergency video, the one where he shows his IPs and MAC addresses as his channel trailer on YouTube.

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>Welcome to the channel video
>Puts a IT'S A CRISIS, EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET ME, I'M GONNA LOSE MY HOUSE video for new viewers

He knows what he's doing. He really wants to sell the idea of himself living in a perpetual crisis

I have legit no idea why he even bothers with games anymore. If his introduction to his gaming channel is EMERGENCY: I DIE

 

[Incel Death Note]

And I can prove this, because even his future self doesn't exist to him. Why would others? And why it is selfishness, certainly. I think its a very deeprooted problem and he goes even beyond being a retard or an autist. He is just actually broken. And I would love to know what happened to him. Or did his laziness extend so fucking far he was too lazy to actually grow the fuck up.

I don't think anything happened to him to make him this way as much as nothing was done to change his true nature. I don't think his parents did this to him, but they facilitated it, like letting themselves be berated by a child for not buying him a toy on the correct date, a toy he ultimately got. Like when he was watching the old McDonalds ads and said, "I had like seven of those toys" not realizing going to McDonalds seven times in the 2 week to a month long period a happy meal toy run lasts is insane and most kids would dream of that.

Never had to change his work attitude because he drunkenly fell ass backwards into Youtube at the exact right moment his lazy 20 videos a day no-editing style would game Youtube's system perfectly and result in ridiculous money. Had a hot nympho gf message him out of the blue without having to change anything about his hygiene or behavior, she was a complete sperg too which meant he didn't have to develop social skills. Phil, a total rube mark, somehow sucks in a bevy of insane whales who continue to fork over ridiculous sums of money to this day.

Phil was born the way he is now, and nothing in his life has taught him anything. He was already pig-headed and stubborn so it was always going to be an uphill battle to learn things you point out like consequences or abstraction, but since Phil rolls natural 20s on luck every single time he's never had to.

Or maybe Phil has just achieved True Presentness and we cannot understand his Ways of Being. Namu Myōhō Renge Kyō Namu Myōhō Renge Kyō. Money comes in, money goes out. God feeds the sparrow, so too will he feed your mobile game addiction. Namaste.

 

[Balr0g]

>Welcome to the channel video
>Puts a IT'S A CRISIS, EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET ME, I'M GONNA LOSE MY HOUSE video for new viewers

He knows what he's doing. He really wants to sell the idea of himself living in a perpetual crisis

I have legit no idea why he even bothers with games anymore. If his introduction to his gaming channel is EMERGENCY: I DIE

The next documentary about Phil should be called: DSP - a decade of an ever growing crisis called life

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

How the "Many Personas of Phil Burnell" isn't already a detractor video, Ill never know. You fuckers already listed like 50 of them.

 

[Balr0g]

50 shades of Phil..
No thank you

 

[Optimus Prime]

>Welcome to the channel video
>Puts a IT'S A CRISIS, EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET ME, I'M GONNA LOSE MY HOUSE video for new viewers

He knows what he's doing. He really wants to sell the idea of himself living in a perpetual crisis

I have legit no idea why he even bothers with games anymore. If his introduction to his gaming channel is EMERGENCY: I DIE

Routine.

We know how much Phil fucking freaks the hell out if his precious little schedule is interrupted, even though we're aware that besides weekly required shopping trips which he loathes...he does fucking nothing. Orders out constantly, absolutely refuses to break from being addicted to sweaty man jpg gacha, and only even changes his streaming equipment when he absolutely has no other choice in order to stay relevant. And even then he says he has a green screen in his garage or something he won't put up despite literally having nothing better to do in his off hours.

But he's equally enslaved by this, too. Over a decade of nothing but being a parasite begging dent heads to burn government provided money, playing games day after day that he's long since grown tired of playing, only to flush more money than most people make in a year down the toilet to Scopely or DoorDash. It's been a self-destructive cycle for decades that is on flimsy tentpoles of his whales - he's sunk if they just stop this findom one day (like they die from a house fire or something since they probably also don't go outside). He doesn't change things for even his own benefit because he literally can't fathom change.

He genuinely needs professional help but since he's a stubborn piece of shit who refuses to acknolwedge the gilded cage he's built around himself, he's going to drink himself into the grave in maybe a decade or two. And it would be sad if it wasn't for the fact he's such a scum-sucking piece of shit that the only people who would really even miss him that much are his parents...and even then I can't say I'm 100% sure of that.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Guess ill add my most hated Phil

MultiplayerSydePhil, seeing a guy with decades of experience playing cod mw3 mutiplayer (where a dent cant handhold him unlike in singleplayer) is infuriating.
Literally anyone that has ever played a multiplayer shooter knows how bad he is, the excuses are so pathethic that anyone above 50iq will realize he doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about.
And we are not talking about dark souls or something like that, ITS COD, anyone should be decent at it after playing for a few years (I FILLED HIM WITH BULLETS ACKACK)

The guy that said a few comments back that Phils brain is broken has to be right, because the man just cant improve at anything, not even at the most casual shooter ever, i woudnt be suprised if the matchmaking of the game puts him with 13 year olds playing their first game, thats how bad he has to be.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I got another: DubyasydePhil, whenever one of the dents puts their two working braincells together and asks Phil a detailed, articulate, legit and concise question Phil goes into George W Bush mode and just chops up the question asked to him and says the parts out slow and loud to make it sound like an answer good example was a few months back when someone asked if he were to get a couple hundred dollars straight up for the purpose of taking an additional day off would he do it to which ol George Dubya Burnell replied "ok........I get THE MONEY...ok that means I'm on AHN that day ok so that means I DON'T make MONEY but I already got MONEY so why would I take day off STUPIDIDIOTMORAHN that means I wouldn't be making MONEY because I wouldn't be AHN".

 

[Corpun]

LMAO, playing Warzone he got up on a rooftop and had to lean way in to see if there were any players in the distance. This guy's eyes are so fucked and he refuses to wear glasses.

I bet he leans forward like an old man when he has to drive out to gather 'supplies' every week. Imagine being a passenger in the Goutmobile.

"WHAT THE FUCK DOOD THAT CAR JUST CAME OUT OF NO WHERE! THESE FUCKING SCRUB DRIVERS MAN THEY DON'T EVEN DRIVE LEGITIMATELY!!!!"

It's actually a miracle he hasn't crashed his car yet, I guess crashing it on the freeway when he was 18 scarred him for life, just like the airbag did.

He refuses to wear glasses because he's stuck in the 90s back when kids with glasses were called '4 eyes' or whatever.

Nowadays glasses are a goddamn fashion accessory and even people who don't need them wear them without prescription lenses.

And this retarded viewpoint extended to driving Rambo around.

Why would others? And why it is selfishness, certainly. I think its a very deeprooted problem and he goes even beyond being a retard or an autist. He is just actually broken. And I would love to know what happened to him. Or did his laziness extend so fucking far he was too lazy to actually grow the fuck up.

I don't think he was ever told no as a child, at least by Linda. Really the only proof for this is the Wolverine toy story, but it reeks of a person who was raised as a spoiled entitled brat who was basically told no most of the time in his life. This obviously would extend into his adulthood and it shows with how he has always viewed himself. Even back in his 20s Phil has a very high opinion of himself and thought everyone around him were incompetent morons. Just listen to the story about that toy he wanted and how he whines about the figure, no normal person holds a grudge like that into their 30s. I seriously doubt Phil's parents ever disciplined him, or at least Linda didn't, and this helped foster his massive narcissism and ego. Take a look at any Dent Sea Scrolls video during his 20s and see him talking about how people at his work are morons or his boss is an incompetent retard or anything. He was never fucking put in his place once as a kid.

Shit just look at how he talks about his adopted sister-cousin. In Phil's mind she is a missing drug addict who is probably dead or something. There is a serious cognitive dissonance here and the only way it can be explained is that Phil hated that she was getting attention and support from his parents.

 

[Iron Father]

When LTG is calling him broke he's happy to tell everyone that he's back on his feet and everything is great again...

24 hours later he's begging for money to buy games.

He really is amazing.

I would hang myself before I ever got to this point.

Reminds me of the Side Scrollers interview which I recently rewatched. The amount of daily rhetoric he blatantly discarded in it was wild.
DSP literally says he wouldn't consider himself successful, but now the Turkey Tom thing has him doing mental gymnastics to call himself successful.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't think he was ever told no as a child, at least by Linda. Really the only proof for this is the Wolverine toy story, but it reeks of a person who was raised as a spoiled entitled brat who was basically told no most of the time in his life.

Both times that he did that ad reACK begathon whenever there was an ad for a toy that was sold back when he was just Little Philip, he would almost always admit that he had that toy, so yeah that theory is pretty sound.

 

[hector85]

LMAO, playing Warzone he got up on a rooftop and had to lean way in to see if there were any players in the distance. This guy's eyes are so fucked and he refuses to wear glasses.

bro he can't wear glasses AND gunnars, whats he gonna do when he hits $50?

 

[Takquache]

bro he can't wear glasses AND gunnars, whats he gonna do when he hits $50?

He could go the Jeffrey Dahmer Burnell look?

$20 for a women's clip on accessory to give the same "benefit" as the gunnar glasses, but he can also see clearly... wait I forgot DSP is too smart for all that jazz.