More post-jail sightings megathread

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I mean… LOOK AT HIM!!!

Between the ridiculous costume, stringy greasy hair and smug tard face, I’d take a picture of him if I saw him even if I didn’t know who it was.

Local weirdos always become some sort of phenomenon for online communities. New Orleans has a number of notable ones that have made the news, for instance. Reddit is obsessed with finding them like playing a game of irl Where's Waldo.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

Let’s just agree that a cop did this.

I find the thought that even the local LE see Chris and go: “There’s that granny raping lolcow! Imma snap a pic!” Funny and weirdly comforting.

Are you kidding? The amount of shit Greene County has gotten over the years from various weens about Chris-Chan, I would guarantee there might be a few cops who would be lurking these boards and the Cwcki.
Everyone in society can appreciate the disgusting train-wreck that is Chris Chan.

 

[King Kiwi]

So he is wearing a body suit. He must be fatter than we realize if he still looks this corpulent, even wearing that.

Singlet. I thought it was a thong at first.

Chris is disgusting.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Chris is Jesus, Null is Judas, Sonichu Demon is Satan and Crystal Weston Chandler is the Anti-Christ. Why do you think The Sonichu Demon is so obsessed with making her?
Plot Twist: Chris really was The Second Coming of Christ, but he was re-incarnated in the body of a retarded manchild, and was then corrupted by the world of earthly pleasures and human sadists preying on him for laughs. When he was send to prison, he had flashes of clarity, but it was far too late: There is no going back now. The Devil will have the last laugh as The Sonichu Demon eventually jumps into a host that is able to impregnate a woman with a baby girl to complete the ritual(Ethan Ralph was close, but the demon did not anticipate how much Xanax and Alcohol would impair his judgement and the horse ran off with Rozy Crystal before the damage could be done. In an ironic twist of fate, Satan was corrupted by the same earthly vices that did Chris Chan Jesuschu in)
The real plot twist is that while both armies of Heaven and Hell are preparing for the inevitable final war, both of their commanders reincarnated on Earth in the bodies of retards and degenerates, trapped in their forms until their hosts die. You can't make this shit up, this is peak clown world.

I wonder what Chris was up to on the 23rd December 2012..
In fact wouldn't be have bene around 33 then?

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Chris Chan sighting in sheriff's office
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Did this ween really have to give us the Gunt-cam, I really didn't need to see that much of Chris again ever...

 

[The Dude]

Did this ween really have to give us the Gunt-cam, I really didn't need to see that much of Chris again ever...

At least his crooked ass Nessie dick is well hidden.

 

[King Kiwi]

I wonder what Chris was getting (or trying to get). He has his pink Sonichu shirt, his Sonichu shoes and his medallion.

The prayer mat, his Bible or his shit list come to mind but he's probably trying to get some toys his enablers sent to him.

He got a new Switch and I'm sure a plethora of other toys, so it must something he can't easily replace.

Something that's more expensive than usual or rarer or that he can't easily replicate due to some deeper meaning.

You know Chris and item sentimentality.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

My big question is why does the picture appear to be taken from the side of the glass an officer would be on?

My guess is a cop took the photo for a Telegram with other cops in the region. The original uploader may have put it on Reddit, or a cop who knows more about Chris saw it in the chat and sent it to Reddit. He has to be a legendary person for law enforcement now. There’s no way that a guy who fucked his own mother and didn’t get dumped in the looney bin isn’t discussed in the scuttlebutt. But he’s also harmless and funny enough that they share information about him through unofficial channels. It’s not like discussing a drug dealer or potential mass shooter where they have to follow procedures to make sure that a future case isn’t botched.

I know because I follow Jeremy DeWitte, a notorious police impersonator. And any time someone gets to arrest Jeremy DeWitte, it make waves on law enforcement YouTube.

 

[AnOminous]

What stuff could it be? The shit he bought with the money he took out of Barb's account right before he was arrested?

I don't know exactly what it was, but probably exactly what he was stomping his feet and demanding be given back immediately in that lunatic outburst in court right before they just chucked him in jail.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Chris Chan sighting in sheriff's office
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So he is wearing a body suit. He must be fatter than we realize if he still looks this corpulent, even wearing that.

I bet you anything he was doing that shit on fucking purpose to try and be seductive toward the police officers. A 41 year old trying and failing miserably to do his best Sharon Stone impersonation and failing miserably. All to get back his stained Zanshoes dildo and vidyea. Chris is not a woman, he's not feminine, and he'll never be anything of the sort. Can you imagine when Chris is 65 and acting like this in public refusing to wear adult diapers and still thinking he's a fem fatale after accumulating an entire week's worth of encrusted feces? Fucking degenerate.

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Hey there handsome police hero, can I get my Zanshoes dildo back. Tee hee hee.

It never ceases to amaze me that this man can go anywhere and have paparazzi

Expectation

Vs reality

Never mistake papparazi for an out of focus photo sent into mad mad magazine.

 

[Roberto Loblaw]

This Son-chu is the nicest one Chris has ever owned (aside from maybe the STS?) so perhaps he's trying to prevent careless shopping cart damage?

It's a shitbox from a carmaker that no longer exists, has been in 2 accidents on record, and has had 9 previous owners. Probably among the worst. Note damage to both bumpers and the driver's door and wing mirror

https://archive.ph/XQfuS

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I thought it was a thong at first.

I thought that at first as well, Cheese String was my second thought.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Singlet. I thought it was a thong at first.

Chris is disgusting.

He probably thinks to himself. "If thst looks cute on girls, it's probably going to look cute on me.

It's supposed to be worn like a tight shirt that doesn't ride up. It's supposed to accentuate the waist, and the bottom should not be seen unless you're a histrionic with a really nice body. Sorry Chris, but not even with decades of slathering yourself in breast cancer drugs would you have a feminine body. They're also super tight around the crotch. I couldn't even imagine the smell.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He probably thinks to himself. "If thst looks cute on girls, it's probably going to look cute on me.

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It's supposed to be worn like a tight shirt that doesn't ride up. It's supposed to accentuate the waist, and the bottom should not be seen unless you're a histrionic with a really nice body. Sorry Chris, but not even with decades of slathering yourself in breast cancer drugs would you have a feminine body. They're also super tight around the crotch. I couldn't even imagine the smell.

He wanted to wear just that singlet to that pony convention in the pacific northwest as part of his CPU Goddess costume.

I think he's wearing it also because it helps slim him down. I think after he got out, and down TV dinners and Hot Pockets left and right, he's got quite a gut going on.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

He wanted to wear just that singlet to that pony convention in the pacific northwest as part of his CPU Goddess costume.

I think he's wearing it also because it helps slim him down. I think after he got out, and down TV dinners and Hot Pockets left and right, he's got quite a gut going on.

He probably wanted to wear it without any bottoms like he does in that stupod comic, so his berries can make a guest appearance.


He probably touches himself to sexy superheros and thinks he looks like one.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He probably wanted to wear it without any bottoms like he does in that stupod comic, so his berries can make a guest appearance.


He probably touches himself to sexy superheros and thinks he looks like one.

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As disgusting as it would have been in real life, the pimple popping liking side of me is way too interested in seeing what that would have been like on Chris. Two hundred and fifty pounds of shit in a 10lb sack.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Reminder that this image is the outfit Chris wanted to wear to Everfree Northwest, and he said he found someone to make parts of the costume. Could he still be workin' on it?

 

[King Kiwi]

They're also super tight around the crotch. I couldn't even imagine the smell.

No amount of axe can mask that musk.

Chris better just suck it up and buy one of them Victorian corsets.

Not a muscle bra or a boob binder.

A geninuwine rib-cracking, stomach smashing and organ dislocating Victorian undergarment.

Beauty is pain, little bitch man.

Even deluded beauty.

 

[innocent jogger]

Local weirdos always become some sort of phenomenon for online communities. New Orleans has a number of notable ones that have made the news, for instance. Reddit is obsessed with finding them like playing a game of irl Where's Waldo.

Good comparison since Chris has a history of dressing like Waldo. lol

Did this ween really have to give us the Gunt-cam, I really didn't need to see that much of Chris again ever...

I consider myself a Christorian at this point and that means I have seen a lot more of Chris than that. *shudder*

I wonder what Chris was getting (or trying to get). He has his pink Sonichu shirt, his Sonichu shoes and his medallion.

I don't know exactly what it was, but probably exactly what he was stomping his feet and demanding be given back immediately in that lunatic outburst in court right before they just chucked him in jail.

We only have one reddit fag's speculation of why he was there to go on. When they release someone from county jail they also release any (legal) items they had when booked/accrued while they are there and also any packages or mail that they weren't previously given for whatever reason. I'm not familiar with Virginia or that county but that is how it works other places.

I bet you anything he was doing that shit on fucking purpose to try and be seductive toward the police officers.

You give Chris too much credit. He is a lazy, self-obsessed retard who doesn't think ahead.

Can you imagine when Chris is 65

I honestly can't. If Clown World isn't stopped though, Chris will probably be the most normal person left by then...

 

[King Kiwi]

I consider myself a Christorian at this point and that means I have seen a lot more of Chris than that. *shudder*

Heyyy, I've been following Chris for around fifteen years, where's my 'Christorian' thingamabobber? Ugghhh. This world.

Yeah, Chris could have been there for anything and someone is just saying he's there retrieving his shit.

Maybe someone can ask him if Caden ever lets him stream again.