DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Brandon Cole no longer is a paypig actively for Phil and Phil tweeted about how he didn't see what Phil saw about some vidya for babies title, so they had a playpen spat online and broke up, either that, or Khet is so fat and ugly now, Phil thought Brandon stole his wife until he found Khet downstairs in the couch depression fitted to her morbid body shape. One or the other.
DSP still sucked Brandon's unwashed cock when he talked about the Game Awards the last time though.
I believe Brandon "worked" on 2 (or maybe 3) games which were nominated for Best Accessibility, so you can expect Dave fellating him during his next stream a well.
 
DSP still sucked Brandon's unwashed cock when he talked about the Game Awards the last time though.
I believe Brandon "worked" on 2 (or maybe 3) games which were nominated for Best Accessibility, so you can expect Dave fellating him during his next stream a well.
BootlickerSydePhil returns again. All to string along the idiot for money and as a way to grift other people in the industry.
 
It fucking boggles the mind how this faggot can be so wrong yet so confident about his predictions. Peak Dunning-Kruger right here.
The best part is anyone who exists in the gaming world at all saw this coming. There was virtually no chance BG3 didnt sweep the awards. Laurian, a very competent game studio, combined an extremely popular RPG with an even more popular franchise. Obviously this was going to be a hit and the glowing reviews from players confirmed it. Only a fat subhuman retard who cant understand oil + fire = boom would think this game would flop.

And most of us who saw this coming arnt 15 year PRO GAMERS who spend 2 hours doing a GAMING podcasting every day with faggy gaming news segments.
 
The best part is anyone who exists in the gaming world at all saw this coming. There was virtually no chance BG3 didnt sweep the awards. Laurian, a very competent game studio, combined an extremely popular RPG with an even more popular franchise. Obviously this was going to be a hit and the glowing reviews from players confirmed it. Only a fat subhuman retard who cant understand oil + fire = boom would think this game would flop.

And most of us who saw this coming arnt 15 year PRO GAMERS who spend 2 hours doing a GAMING podcasting every day with faggy gaming news segments.
It's another example of Phil having difficulty with theory of mind. Phil doesn't personally like the genre so it's a bad game nobody likes. He's literally retarded.
 
The best part is anyone who exists in the gaming world at all saw this coming. There was virtually no chance BG3 didnt sweep the awards. Laurian, a very competent game studio, combined an extremely popular RPG with an even more popular franchise. Obviously this was going to be a hit and the glowing reviews from players confirmed it. Only a fat subhuman retard who cant understand oil + fire = boom would think this game would flop.

And most of us who saw this coming arnt 15 year PRO GAMERS who spend 2 hours doing a GAMING podcasting every day with faggy gaming news segments.
The whole Baldurs Gate thing also highlights how far back Dave is stuck in the past when it comes to his mentality and/or maturity.
In the Aqua Teal clip one can clearly see that one of the reasons Dave hates BG3 is that it was developed with a focus on PC gaming first and consoles last.
Dave's mind is stuck in 2009 where you had to either be pro console or pro PC. He thought that BG3 would be a PC game and that no one would buy and play it on console.
 
DSP still sucked Brandon's unwashed cock when he talked about the Game Awards the last time though.
I believe Brandon "worked" on 2 (or maybe 3) games which were nominated for Best Accessibility, so you can expect Dave fellating him during his next stream a well.
I checked PPG and while there was several months of damnatio memoriae after their retards' spat over TLOU2, the dicksucking recommenced this year, namely every time Forza was mentioned because the Blind Retard worked on the accessibility part of the game so that even Blind Retards like him can avoid smashing a virtual Lambo into a virtual railing 1 out of 100 times.
 
Can anyone link me to this ‘welcome home’ on when he was playing GTA Remastered?

I’ve heard it’s weapons grade cringe but have never seen it. I’ve checked pigpiggo and his pre-stream of 11th November 2021 and can’t find it
 

Never let him forget.
I'm torn between him retconning what he said or going on some rant on how these awards don't matter and they just follow trends.
But something is just so fundamentally broken in his brain. That that isn't his parents money, that is his money. And even now he cannot grasp how they would not want to just splurge it on toys
He applies this mentality to his dents too. He is owed the tips goal he wants any specific day. In his mind he doesn't have to earn it, the dents should just send him a couple hundred bucks the minute the stream turns on. Look at how he was treating the bounties earlier in the year or how he words when one of his big whales tips. I know he basically sees 1MM's tithe as his before it even hits the account now.

This is probably a big part in why he is such a retard with finances. He can't imagine not getting that money.
DSP still sucked Brandon's unwashed cock when he talked about the Game Awards the last time though.
I believe Brandon "worked" on 2 (or maybe 3) games which were nominated for Best Accessibility, so you can expect Dave fellating him during his next stream a well.
I wish I could get paid to sit on my ass and play video games all day and be a fat piece of shit.

Maybe that's why they had a lover's quarrel.
Dave's mind is stuck in 2009 where you had to either be pro console or pro PC. He thought that BG3 would be a PC game and that no one would buy and play it on console.
Dave is the only person in the world who still thinks console wars are a thing.
In terms of LegalSydePhil: his takes on Section 230 were just bullshit and he made it about himself without realizing that he himself slanders people on the regular
Remember that law Japan was trying to pass on cyberbullying or some shit. He made that about himself as well and gloated about internet police breaking down detractors doors for slandering him when the whole law was because some girl killed herself.
 
I will start this with a disclaimer, that this is just a theory.

Here is some more Patreon/react shenanigans. As people may have heard yesterday, Phil will be taking the night the stream off again on Sunday to do more private reacts. As you can see there has indeed been a new $50 pledger.

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I don't think it's a coincidence after the whole Slayer thing that someone has joined up, but who? I believe it is SDCharger returning back. You probably recognise him from all the superchats he does. As you can see in the below timestamp, he previously was a $50 patreon pledger and got Phil to react to music videos:


I think after finding out Slayer can pay for extra reacts, he decided to do it himself, and to get himself an extra 30 minutes he tipped $50 yesterday under the name "Charger". He didn't want to make it too obvious I guess..

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Does any of it matter? Not really, but if it's correct anyway it just shows Phil is raking it in with these private reacts now.
 
God what a fucking faggot "nuh uh it's on KAHNSOLE NOW so you're a MORAHN" the dent wasn't talking about WHAT the game is on rather WHAT the games design was INTENDED for in this case it's the PC probably because of how the camera and commands works it's optimal to play with a mouse and keyboard so tells us fucking faggot in your classic bloviating fashion how getting releasing on console cemented BG3's game of the year win?
There's a saying about just this it's called not seeing the forest for the trees.
EDIT Ok I've seen this mentality before on an episode of KOTH where Luanne said she couldn't move back to the trailer because it tipped over "nuh uh it tipped over but it's still there NUH UH IT TIPPED OVER". Fucking LuanneSydePhil
 
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so fun part about that BG3 was a PC "exclusive" for like 2 weeks it was a month, my bad, I think the release date was announced within 2 weeks. We knew it was coming right after patch 1. Not when he talked about it and so there was no "many months". DSP has like an infant's concept of time.

I do love when people call him out on being wrong and he acts like he didn't say what they're calling him out on..when it's literally on his own channel on a video he himself uploaded.

But what do I know phil is special he was able to find a physical copy of BG3 for PS5 on a 3rd party site but didn't buy it cause it was not cheaper than digital at $70 and shipping from those sites is spotty at best. My schlubby ass if I wanted to buy a physical copy for console I would have to pre-order it from Larian for $80 and wait till it came out...sometime next year.

Let me guess I'm not paying attention but he's going to go clown mode over dramatic twat about how the entire internet said he wa wrong and making videos about how wrong he was then get all smug and obnoxious about how he wasn't like a fucking mental patient.

Phil no wonder your parent's put you on the pay no mind list like LTG only sending you pictures of fish when you have a problem 41 year late abortions aren't an alternative.
 
One small point he conveniently omitted during this exchange:
Even on Day 1, it was already confirmed that the game would also be coming to consoles 30 days later.
So the moment Dave said that BG3 will never win GOTY it was already confirmed that it won't be PC only.
So nice try faggot and in to channel my inner PoP: "kill yourself"

Edit: to add to @Wasabi Panda:
Baldur's Gate 3 was scheduled for a PC and console release in September.
Larian noticed midway through development that the PC version will be finished earlier and decided to release the PC version in August, a month before PS5.
so there was never a single day where people thought the game would be PC only (maybe apart from the first days of early access 3 years prior)
 
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