Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

You know what the gayest thing about the Dax pantomime and puppet show was?

I think Rekieta fucking showered for the first time in like a month. His hairs not as greasy, he reapplied his hair dye, and he’s wearing clean clothes. I think the Dax streams are highly scripted or Rekieta is that gay. He wants Dax to neg his poz hole.

I partially had a "seems scripted" moment last night while watching. I only watched the YouTube section, but for that 2ish hour stream they barely actually covered anything from Maddox's video. Now maybe they went through it a ton during the Rumble-only bit, but even EFAP doesn't take two hours to play more than 2 minutes of the video they cover. It seemed like they were desperately doing anything and everything they could to avoid actually talking about Maddox's claims, like Nick seething over Null and Eric July for as long as he did. Like they had some conversation before the stream that they'd put it off as long as possible so that eventually Dax would have to go to bed and "whoops, guess we'll cover it more some other time guys".

Also you know that the "Daxipad" comment really fucked Dax up since he went for the less funny "fanboy" nickname on StreamYard. If he really were the macho-funnyman from LA he'd try to run with the worst title Maddox used to show how unaffected he is. Really got me like .

 

[AltisticRight]

Anyone else think Dick Masterson watches videos of his “friends” self immolate their online careers and masturbates like a caged chimpanzee?

Only if they are underage.

 

[Windy Moors]

Nick talked about the nanny buying snacks (blames her for the junk food & no meals situation in the Rekieta household)

"The hired help that I employ, because my SAHM wife can't run my household, spends 3k+ monthly to stock my snack cupboard at my behest. She is also responsible for my children living off HFCS poison and the destruction of the nuclear family sitdown meal".

I cannot get my head around this. Two adults at home all day, don't cook meals for their own children. They both appear to be restricting calories for themselves, does that extend to the kids. 3k on snacks, but how much on real food? Not the fucking canned chicken and boiled eggs abominations. Feel sorry for that nanny bet they both treat her like a counsellor, complaining about what hard lives they have. While her monthly wage is less than what they waste on junk.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Does nick even have family meals anymore? Supposing he still cooks, but doesn't eat them, he just sits at the table with the rest of them and...what, just looks at his phone?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Does nick even have family meals anymore?

Don't you remember? Nick doesn't eat any more, he just drinks and sometimes will have a single Dorito to keep his energy up. Soon he'll achieve his goals of looking like Eugenia Cooney.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Gooning on your phone while your family has dinner in front of you... Disgusting smh.

 

[Captain Manning]

Bold move for Nick to change his brand to lawsplaining age of consent laws. Apparently the only law topic he wants to touch these days is if you should be able to "dip down" a sixteen year old in your mid-30s.

Bold my ass. This became predictable as soon as he unmasked. I've seen this movie before.

"Okay, but what if the child consents..." (or some variation thereof) isn't just an Internet meme. It's a part of late stage lolbertarianism. Seen it many times. Many memes have an air of truth to them.

Old Nick ranted against Cuties. New Nick has gone full libertine retard. This is why I dispute the idea that Nick always presented as a libertarian. He used to come across as more of a social conservative with some libertarian leanings (mainly on the economic side of things).

If he acted the way he is now, from the getgo, I doubt he would have ever achieved the success he once enjoyed.

EDIT: Clarification.

 

[gaystoner]

Is there a clip of nick bitching about how his nanny is paid to buy snacks?

He has a nanny...a wife that does nothing...and still manages to bitch about having to stream for a living. IF this is too difficult he should re-up his life insurance and just kill himself.

 

[feral cat #6385]

So do his kids know about the site yet, or what.

'Cause they're gonna.

His oldest is probably lurking.

Isn't most of you might consider his real fanbase on locals?

His locals is a ghost town. Even they got sick of his shit.

I personally remember. Another thing to note is that camelot is still raking in the massive paypigs, saw a 300usd and 100usd superchat. Faggots really do have loose wallets aside from their loose assholes. Maybe nick should pivot from winemoms to complete faggots.

Wouldn't work for Nick. Fags want their fag men with good bodies.

The Farms ran interference for him, and you would be hard pressed to find much substantial criticism of him before page 900 beyond some contrarians and prophetic Cassandras.

Dam it feels good being on the right side of history!

Did you know that you can literally get throat cancer from sucking dick?

Gives a whole new meaning to the term Cancer stick.

Anyone else think Dick Masterson watches videos of his “friends” self immolate their online careers and masturbates like a caged chimpanzee?

Without doubt.

This. The reason he doesn't want his kids shown on camera/stream isn't to protect them, it's to hide their brown skin.

No. We've seen his kids. They're all white. At least the ones that lived. She did have like 3 "miscarages." Maybe those ones came out dark and Nick stomped their heads in. That's what I'm going with.

Also from cunnilingus due to HPV residency in the female genitalia.

I learned something today. I've known a distressing amount of men who have died from throat cancer. Now I know why.

I'm late but what are the main theories on why this is happening? like the ramp up in drinking, the vagueposting about weird shit, is it just his tanking career or is there more to it?

Drexel pozzed his neghole with his BBC which also made him incontinent.

Does nick even have family meals anymore? Supposing he still cooks, but doesn't eat them, he just sits at the table with the rest of them and...what, just looks at his phone?

Does he look like eats or has anything to do with family? Of course not.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Does nick even have family meals anymore? Supposing he still cooks, but doesn't eat them, he just sits at the table with the rest of them and...what, just looks at his phone?

Is there a clip of nick bitching about how his nanny is paid to buy snacks?

He has a nanny...a wife that does nothing...and still manages to bitch about having to stream for a living. IF this is too difficult he should re-up his life insurance and just kill himself.

Does he look like eats or has anything to do with family? Of course not.

There is supposedly discussion on this with the most recent Dax and Nixk show per this post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17312479

No cooked meals and all the kids want to do is snack. Duh... They are KIDS! You have to make them eat correctly!

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Feel sorry for that nanny bet they both treat her like a counsellor, complaining about what hard lives they have. While her monthly wage is less than what they waste on junk.

Hopefully she's grabbing loose change from the counter.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Have been sick for the last few days, so I binged a couple of KC episodes. It was probably pointed out in the thread before, but it is uncanny how alike the two Nicks are becoming: starving oneself, self-aggrandizing, desire to be 18 again, fear of any sort of responsibility, bashing of working class people (or anyone who has a job), displeasure by state that they are in, cry sessions to the viewers about how trapped they are, deep sexuality issues, etc.

If you examine both of them in a vacuum, disregarding everything else that they've done, it is interesting to think who is worse. Is it the Balldo man because he has kids to take care of? Alcoholic parent is about the worse thing to a child's psyche, aside from outright abuse. Or is it Fuentes because he has no substance addiction / possible medical issue excuse to fall back on? Interesting to think about.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Comes to show all libertarians are pedophiles.

 

[trash cat]

Timestamp = 11:17

"Maybe I'll start doing art reviews... Because I buy a lot more art, that's a lot more expensive than what you guys buy."

-Nick Rekieta, Art Critic

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Timestamp = 11:17

"Maybe I'll start doing art reviews... Because I buy a lot more art, that's a lot more expensive than what you guys buy."

-Nick Rekieta, Art Critic

excited to hear his expert take on the poker playing dogs

 

[AnOminous]

excited to hear his expert take on the poker playing dogs

I'm sure he has some really great opinions on Velvet Elvises and kitsch paintings of big-eyed orphans.

 

[stupid frog]

Now that you say that, maybe Nick takes the phone with him so he wouldn't have showerthoughts about how he has fucked up his streaming career, and how everyone knows he is a loser. He is hiding from his own thoughts.

I am watching old MATI, 2023-09-01, and Josh says the shower text convo was two hours.

 

[3MMA]

Timestamp = 11:17

"Maybe I'll start doing art reviews... Because I buy a lot more art, that's a lot more expensive than what you guys buy."

-Nick Rekieta, Art Critic

So, according to Balldo’s logic, wouldn’t Eric July’s comic books be much higher art than Vito the Paedo’s? Seeing as the July campaigns raked in millions to create the comics while Vedo’s garnered well under $100k.

 

[AnOminous]

So, according to Balldo’s logic, wouldn’t Eric July’s comic books be much higher art than Vito the Paedo’s? Seeing as the July campaigns raked in millions to create the comics while Vedo’s garnered well under $100k.

Nick gets blangry when you apply his drunken pinhead logic to anything else.

 

[stupid frog]

His oldest is probably lurking.

Maybe this is why he's so butthurt over the thread/forum.