Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Yeah that's bullshit

 

[Oliver Onions]

>needing to have a designated retard to punch down to, and projecting that anyone who doesn't is a retard themselves
This is why people going after Ralph in 2020 was so appealing, because there was this nepotistic wall of talking heads like him and Dick who were seen as being beyond reproach and the only targets worth going after were people like Mundane Matt and Kraut for shit that happened two years ago. So when PPP started punching up towards Ralph and Dick, there was this anger because they thought "why aren't you going after *real* lolcows like Mundane Matt or Kraut." It's the same thing happening with Rekieta, where he's enjoyed five years of admiration and respect and when people turn their sights on him, it's "why don't you go after *real* lolcows like Montograph?"

If Jim had just made that video on JFG, none of this would have happened

 

[Swole McPole]

His playmates back in Gay 90's didn't shove it into nearly as many orifices as he desired to have it shoved into.

FTFY

Rekieta's Null lust explained. Balldo man's reputation had preceeded him. His urges were just too weird for the Minnesota gay bar scene.

"Sure, Nick, we'd be happy to do a spit roast. But Kayla's not watching and we won't be calling her 'our wife' either. But even if we did, that wouldn't magically make it monogamy. "

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Timestamp = 11:17

"Maybe I'll start doing art reviews... Because I buy a lot more art, that's a lot more expensive than what you guys buy."

-Nick Rekieta, Art Critic

Nick you are a FAG. You will NEVER be an art collector, and even if you managed to become one you'd be the most insufferable moron to ever grace the fine arts. I want to see the better Nick beat the breaks off you for being such a pretentious freak

Also all your "art" sitting behind you is kitsch, embarrassing

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nick you are a FAG. You will NEVER be an art collector, and even if you managed to become one you'd be the most insufferable moron to ever grace the fine arts. I want to see the better Nick beat the breaks off you for being such a pretentious freak

Also all your "art" sitting behind you is kitsch, embarrassing

I like the claims he bought that painting of Johnny Depp for 50K or whatever, despite a search of the artist's other paintings showing he never sold a painting for more than 150 bucks or so. If that's true, then Nick is either the dumbest motherfucker alive or Kayla needs to lock up his credit card when he's drinking.

 

[Tackleberry]

He’s not taking in 600 calories per day. He’d literally be emaciated if he were. He might be EATING 600 calories a day, but his drinking is putting him well over a thousand. A dietician will tell you a calorie is a calorie is a calorie whether it’s liquid or solid. He probably takes in 1200-1500 per day total, which would range from slight weight loss to maintenance for someone his age and height. It also greatly increases the horror he’s putting his body through that he is literally using the alcohol to maintain weight.

Edit: “emaciated”, not “emasculated”. He’s already that.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I like the claims he bought that painting of Johnny Depp for 50K or whatever, despite a search of the artist's other paintings showing he never sold a painting for more than 150 bucks or so. If that's true, then Nick is either the dumbest motherfucker alive or Kayla needs to lock up his credit card when he's drinking.

It was at a charity auction which still doesn't make it make sense, but I think he has also mentioned that our wife likes this guys art too. They have absolutely abysmal taste. This is the same charity auction where he bought an autographed guitar and got to meet Kevin Costner (?) iirc he was not impressed with Mr. Costner.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Timestamp = 11:17

"Maybe I'll start doing art reviews... Because I buy a lot more art, that's a lot more expensive than what you guys buy."

-Nick Rekieta, Art Critic

Nick (Who totally isn't lurking and totally does exactly what people say) should NOT buy that 10 million dollar rock from the LA museum.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Comes to show all libertarians are pedophiles.

Unironically, that matches my experience with multiple Lolberts and Anarchists

Nick has said he doesn't consider lesbian sex actual sex.

When? Where? I would like to include this in the new OP.

Yeah, she’s more like a driving nanny than a house nanny, since Kayla &/or Nick are usually home, except when Nick is out driving…which is weird since they have a driving nanny, it doesn’t make sense.

Edit to add:
On the Rumble replay of the video from last night, at the 3 hr mark, if @elb or anyone wants to clip it, Nick talks some gross stuff about the movie American Beauty for about five mins. Can’t get the clip to upload.

He cannot STOP talking about American Beauty.

Also, HOLY FUCK, he says that when Lester tries to 'improve himself by indulging his fantasy' ans the 'one time he employs his morality' he dies. 'He is 40, his wife is a bitch and... has soured his relationship with his duaghter...' 'Sometimes Life punishes you for doing the right thing' and if he'd had fucked the virgin, 'he'd be alive'.. But it is alright 'becuase he knows he's prepared his daughter for thr world'

If you clip that out of context, you could think Nick is talking about himself ans following this as a prescription for life!

Wasn't nick defense against the alcoholic accusations was that he only drinks on stream? Did he suddenly start admitting that he drinks 1 bottle a day somewhere?

He used to say he only really drank on the show and it looked a lot less than it was. He also used to alternate with some kind of hydration drink, soda, or chilled tea.

How difficult is it for Nick to just say "no, don't buy snacks", or give her a shopping list of what to buy. Nick also apparently would have time to cook if he had ingredients, while he complains about not having time for anything on other streams.

Nick hates managing people, according to him. He cannot give the most basic instructions to employees. They should know exactly what he wants ans just do it. According to him, at least...

I personally think Nick is just a push-over and doesn't want to take responsibility for holding people to task.

She does teach some of the subjects at the home-school co-op from what I remember (Bible study I think).

They teach Maths and English at home, and Kayla teaches basic Music at the co-op.

The rest of the time I'd supposedly spent in many extra-curricular activities and at the co-op.

I like the claims he bought that painting of Johnny Depp for 50K or whatever, despite a search of the artist's other paintings showing he never sold a painting for more than 150 bucks or so. If that's true, then Nick is either the dumbest motherfucker alive or Kayla needs to lock up his credit card when he's drinking.

What is the source for this? I'd like to cite it ij the new OP.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Timestamp = 11:17

"Maybe I'll start doing art reviews... Because I buy a lot more art, that's a lot more expensive than what you guys buy."

-Nick Rekieta, Art Critic

"Why yes, if you don't spend thousands of dollars on lawyer cat meme paintings and paintings of liquor bottles that you let sit on your floor for months you clearly don't understand the finer points art. I bet you don't even use a Balldo but rather have sex normally like a philistine." - Balldo

Art criticism from a point of authority is the gayest most pretentious shit. If you're going to criticize art, just state your opinion and move on as it's all subjective.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Also, HOLY FUCK, he says that when Lester tries to 'improve himself by indulging his fantasy' ans the 'one time he employs his morality' he dies. 'He is 40, his wife is a bitch and... has soured his relationship with his duaghter...' 'Sometimes Life punishes you for doing the right thing' and if he'd had fucked the virgin, 'he'd be alive'.. But it is alright 'becuase he knows he's prepared his daughter for thr world'

I tried to re-watch American Beauty a few years back and I got so uncomfortable that I couldn't keep watching. Grown ass Kevin Spacey trying to hook up with a girl literally his daughters age.

No thanks.

Also, while Lester is trying to improve his life, he's more just saying fuck it and doing whatever he wants for the first time. Its basically a man who turned a mid life crisis into a teenage angst fueled rebellion. I wonder why Mr. Fuck it lets get drunk and ramble about weird sex toys might enjoy the film.

 

[Love Machine]

Not to mention that art critique has been proven to be an actual literal scam to avoid taxes since like what? 20 years ago? So if he is doing that, then its really gay for him to be pretending. If he is doing it for the scam he isnt doing it correctly though, and none of the paintings are appraised, so he is just stupid.

 

[Captain Manning]

So do his kids know about the site yet, or what.

'Cause they're gonna.

His oldest is probably lurking.

Maybe this is why he's so butthurt over the thread/forum.

Maybe it's why the nanny buys snacks and they don't have family meals together anymore.

Nick: "So son, how was your day today?"
Oldest son: "I read on the Farms today that you're a gigantic FAGGOT!"
Nick *drops fork* That's it! No more family dinners! I'm eating in the kitchen from now on!
Youngest daughter: "Daddy, why won't mommy come out of her room?"
Nick: "I... told... you, she's... watching... STAR TREK! Fuck you! I hope you make a million dollars!"

Comes to show all libertarians are pedophiles.

Unironically, that matches my experience with multiple Lolberts and Anarchists

I won't say it's every single one, but bitching about the AoC seems to be uncomfortably common among lolbertarians and AnCaps. Null refuses to identify as a libertarian for that reason, and I don't blame him.

Sseth even made a joke about it on his most recent video (it's in the first 30 seconds):

For this reason, I really hope Eric July, who identifies as libertarian, sticks to his guns that Vito is a pedo piece of shit who should have his hard drives checked.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I am watching old MATI, 2023-09-01, and Josh says the shower text convo was two hours.

IIRC, in the Sean meltdown, Nick tried to reframe this fact by implying that Josh's insolence is what kept him on the phone so long, eventually forcing him to get on with his day in the shower.

Edit: Didn't notice before, but it's right at the start of the Elissa Sean struggle session clip.

"I was only in the shower for 15 minutes of a two hour conversation"

"The only reason I got in the shower was because he was being retarded about very basic things..."

He says here that the nanny spends more on snacks than was spent when he cooked actual meals, so it can be assumed that now, meals are not being cooked.

Far be it from me to tell a lady how to do her job; but wouldn't one of the jobs of being a nanny be involved in food (not snacks) if not cooking. Your job are the children and their welfare, surely a real meal at least once a day should be a thing

A couple things stand out in the Anticipointment clip:

- Nick talks about the nanny bringing him the Walmart receipts. Implying that the nanny is fronting the cost of these 3.3k monthly expenses from her own pocket and likely subsistence wages. Then at the mercy of good ole reliable Nick to ever hope she gets repaid in a reasonable time frame
- Nick talking about how doing groceries shopping "was never part of her job". The 2k snack cupboard lore has been known for a long time. At least a year, maybe longer and pre-degeneracy arc. IIRC, Nick seemed incredulous where the 2k was being spent back then even when he was presumably still cooking the occasional dinner, extrapolating that the nanny has been doing most of the grocery shopping for some time.

WRT why the nanny is filling the cupboards with sugary junk instead of cooking the children a meal:
- we know very little about her other than that she's in her 20s and has a bf
- we don't know her scheduled hours or compensation
- modern young women don't cook

He has said many times he is over 6 feet. Don't recall exactly, but it is somewhere around 6'3" or 6'4".

IIRC, a guest suggested recently that Nick was around 6'2" and he agreed.

I still don't understand how this faggot thinks he's being some edgy badass by acting like an anorexic teenage girl.

I think it boils down to Nick hating fat people. So being thin is virtuous and being thinner is even better.

Before his heel turn, Nick used to refer to himself as a reformed fatphobe, claiming he used to have a pathological hatred for the overweight but has made peace with it in present day.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

He’s not taking in 600 calories per day. He’d literally be emaciated if he were. He might be EATING 600 calories a day, but his drinking is putting him well over a thousand. A dietician will tell you a calorie is a calorie is a calorie whether it’s liquid or solid. He probably takes in 1200-1500 per day total, which would range from slight weight loss to maintenance for someone his age and height. It also greatly increases the horror he’s putting his body through that he is literally using the alcohol to maintain weight.

Edit: “emaciated”, not “emasculated”. He’s already that.

That's why he's doing it. He's limiting the calories he gets from food, so that he can drink alcohol more and somehow still claims that he's not an alcoholic.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick: "So son, how was your day today?"
Oldest son: "I read on the Farms today that you're a gigantic FAGGOT!"
Nick *drops fork* That's it! No more family dinners! I'm eating in the kitchen from now on!
Youngest daughter: "Daddy, why won't mommy come out of her room?"
Nick: "I... told... you, she's... watching... STAR TREK! Fuck you! I hope you make a million dollars!"

The synergy with Nick considering American Beauty to be his Citizen Kane works well here.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He says here that the nanny spends more on snacks than was spent when he cooked actual meals, so it can be assumed that now, meals are not being cooked.

I can't view your video.

That said, the way Nick described it a year ago was that the nanny purchased the "essentials" and Nick would then go out to purchase ingredients needed for specific meals he was cooking.

Somehow, over time, this morphed,to spending $2,000 per month on "snacks".

It's weird how he just casually talks about "when" he was still cooking meals. The way things sound, no meals are being cooked at all. I assumed Kayla would pick up the slack.

- we don't know her scheduled hours or compensation

Nick said she worked full time hours or close to it and was not just a nanny, but a nanny/housekeeper/driver hybrid. She appears to do everything, including washing the dishes.

excited to hear his expert take on the poker playing dogs

Imagine being a streamer who used to purport to rely on super chats and dabbing on your audience in that way even if what you buy wasn't absurdly tacky and kitsch. Imagine being someone who buys the "art" that Nick buys and dab on anyone for having better taste because you spend more on art than them. Didn't he spend tens of thousands on the shit paintings he left on the floor behind his camera?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick hates managing people, according to him. He cannot give the most basic instructions to employees. They should know exactly what he wants ans just do it. According to him, at least...

I personally think Nick is just a push-over and doesn't want to take responsibility for holding people to task.

No, I believe he actually is the kind of passive-aggressive piece of shit who doesn't tell employees what he wants then whines incessantly about them not reading his fucking mind, like the woman he is.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Hopefully she's grabbing loose change from the counter.

Speculation, but possibly the nanny spends so much on snacks because she fears the children aren’t being fed properly & wants to make sure they have access to easy to grab food when there are no adults willing to cook.

Maybe the Nanny has a gay husband and is embezzling money to "save the marriage." Would be poetic.

 

[Chaplainsama]

I think it boils down to Nick hating fat people. So being thin is virtuous and being thinner is even better.

Before his heel turn, Nick used to refer to himself as a reformed fatphobe, claiming he used to have a pathological hatred for the overweight but has made peace with it in present day.

Oh boy time for some Freudposting!
Ol' Nicky Rackets is just a self-conscious fatbody. If anything his "pathological hatred for the overweight" stems merely from his own insecurities of not wanting to be another lardass. Harken back to when he talked about "body dysphoria" as he coped about the nude beaches at Hedonism. He watches way too much porn and I'd posit most of his sexual dysfunction and current compensation stems from that. He malds he isn't some sculpted porn chad, feels insecure about losing his wife, tries to come to grips with this by opening the marriage up- can't sink a ship if you convert it into a submarine, eh Nick. I'd also give credence to this thread's theory that he might be a closet case, at least in part. But its hard to tell what came from where, not that the exact pathology matters. He's a coomer at the end of the day and whether he wants to touch tips because he's beaten his dick into a pulp or likes dicks and never considered taking them into his pulpit before this doesn't make a whole lot of difference.

Whilst I feel for Niki and the onset of twink death for him, normal people just use coffee and cigarettes, the ol' 50's housewife weightloss mainstays. Also meth, but you can't get that at the corner store anymore (at least not at the nice ones).

That's why he's doing it. He's limiting the calories he gets from food, so that he can drink alcohol more and somehow still claims that he's not an alcoholic.

You give him far too much credit in being that thoughtful about his mindless alcohol abuse.
I get big Scott Pilgrim vibes from him.

e.g. he's too much of a retard to understand that booze still has calories.
edit: okay I know he knows there's calories in there but you can tell it still just doesn't quite click. He treats food as nothing more than a source of calories, I mean just look at the fatbrained dipshit boast about only eating one smol wee ol' bag of fuckin' doritos as a brag on keeping his weight down. If he had any understanding of a healthy diet past "food makes you fat" he wouldn't be stuffing his face with doritos of all things between swigs.