need help dealing with troon at work

[Procrastinhater]

Invite her to a BBQ. Pooners love to Grill with the Boys.
Then feed her undercooked meat and challenge her to a drinking competition.
She'll agree, because she'll want to fit in with the bros, but her pathetic Pooner constitution will mean she'll crumble early as she won't be able to keep up and she'll be violently sick, mock her but tell her "you'll get there" the resulting embarassment will eat away at her because Pooners are self conscious to start with.
(Note if she's like a bull dyke this maybe won't work, I've known lesbians that can drink men under the table).

If you know any homosexuals, get them to invite her to a gay orgy and then spend all night ignoring her and pulling faces when she walks too close.
This is a tried and tested strategy that will fuck with her head.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

- convert to Judaism
- murder
- get free bc you are a Jew
- you don't have to work minimum wage anymore bc you now belong to the upper 1% who own everything and rule everyone

Glad I could help.

 

[Tablet County]

Eat her.

 

[3MMA]

Invite her to a BBQ. Pooners love to Grill with the Boys.

Came here to say the same. Of course @Procrastinhater has this important point covered. Was startled by the lack of decent advice regarding the pooner species incredible interest in grillin’ with da boys, then was relieved that it’d been covered. Was also surprised by a lack of the word, “dood,” having only seen it about three times over four pages. Call her, “dood.” It’s the way in which poon’s signal their wannabe masculine intent to the world at large. Ingratiate yourself to her by calling her “dood,” and she’ll never figure out your secret double agent agenda. Also, you don’t have to invite her to grill, could just talk a lot about grillin’ wit da boys, etc.

 

[bloodyexplosion]

Invite her to a BBQ. Pooners love to Grill with the Boys.
Then feed her undercooked meat and challenge her to a drinking competition.
She'll agree, because she'll want to fit in with the bros, but her pathetic Pooner constitution will mean she'll crumble early as she won't be able to keep up and she'll be violently sick, mock her but tell her "you'll get there" the resulting embarassment will eat away at her because Pooners are self conscious to start with.
(Note if she's like a bull dyke this maybe won't work, I've known lesbians that can drink men under the table).

If you know any homosexuals, get them to invite her to a gay orgy and then spend all night ignoring her and pulling faces when she walks too close.
This is a tried and tested strategy that will fuck with her head.
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I doubt the pooner is a lesbian, she seems like one of those fujoshi pooners who call themselves a "trans MLM" (The most annoying kind IMO). She also has a boyfriend. Good ideas though, the second one happened once in the pooner zoo thread lol so it would probably work.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Troons, no matter their gender are sympathy and empathy sponges.

it's worth noting that so are pretty much all fags and lesbians. If you keep a polite distance when they try to forcibly suck you into their horseshit manufactured personal drama (which generally involves them running around in circles with their hair on fire on a daily basis, screeching about how hard their life is and how nobody understands the trials and travails of faggotness/lesbodom, including their fellow faggots/lesbos), they will lose interest very quickly.

Think of fags and lesbians as one-man off-Broadway productions to which you are politely declining to buy tickets. This isn't even an exaggeration, it's literally how it works.

 

[countrybumpkin]

Carry around a book on something you're sure they will find boring. Act extremely interested in the book while ignoring them.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Just tell management that she is losing customers by sperging about Poonerism.

 

[TismFarmer]

already implied but ^^THIS and just make sure none of it can be traced back to you. make it look like some asshole customer is doing it, avoid the surveillance cameras and use latex gloves if you have to

I endorse this, but maybe ask a based friend or family member to do it. That way it can happen when both you and her are in sight of each other so she knows it can't possibly be you. I also think that showing concern for her mental health is a good one. You can undermine her behind her back and no one will tell her because you've already said you don't want her to know you're worried about her incase she feels less confident or some shit.

 

[retard strength II]

OP your problem is legit and you have gotten good advice but I gotta ask, how old are you? This all sounds very late teens. Hope your store fires the stinky pigpen fujo touching all the food soon.

 

[Omori Boy]

That pooner sounds like a grade-A troll.

 

[The King of Squats]

OP your problem is legit and you have gotten good advice but I gotta ask, how old are you? This all sounds very late teens. Hope your store fires the stinky pigpen fujo touching all the food soon.

19 currently

 

[Aunt Carol]

Grey rock in person; do not engage at all on poonery or politics. Slightly sparkly grey rock option: "hey, that's not really appropriate workplace conversation, Aiden."

Only report things to Management that you'd report in a regular human, e.g. food safety violations or stink and filth in the context of dress-code violations, and dispassionately use the anonymous tipline/etc if you have one.

If she gets dress-coded by Management enough times, she will probably quit in a huff or no call-no show, and will no longer be your problem. Keep your hands clean and take this as practice for the next workplace troon and the next; sorry.

 

[retard strength II]

The good news, if you would like to look at it as such, is that there is almost always going to be an incredibly obnoxious, difficult, and/or attention whoring coworker wherever you go and learning how you best handle them now is really good practice for the future. The turnover in food service, and for wagetroons, is also really really high so she will probably not stick with it long.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Carry around a book on something you're sure they will find boring. Act extremely interested in the book while ignoring them.

Make it a Harry Potter book, and constantly talk about it.

"She made Dumbledore gay, it must be nice to have a famous ally!" Say this as a customer is walking in.

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

"K."
"right."
"Really."
"I see."
"hm."
"Oh."

If she starts accusing you of thought or emotion crimes just say you have autism and she's really triggering you right now.

When dealing with idiots, narcs and attention seekers, I have a tried and true method.

When they say something stupid, especially if they interrupt me, I just stop. Look right at them completely expressionless. Count to 5 in my head, doing nothing but blinking, maybe a small eyebrow raise.

Then I resume whatever I was doing or saying with a return to normalcy, and a “so, anyways….”

They get the hint that I had to process whatever stupid just happened. They feel uncomfortable. But they can’t pinpoint anything you did, or prove anything. And if they complain to the boss, what did you do wrong? You paused to let them speak. That’s all.

It works wonders. Do it enough and it pisses them off too. Then they become unhinged by complaining about you doing absolutely nothing.

 

[XM-05 Thanatos]

Well mr.nigger steak sandwich, it sounds like she's just an average annoying woman who happened to poon out, you're best off ignoring her like everyone else.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Not only should you just go "I see" or "hmm" when she speaks.....walk away if you can. Or start talking to another co-worker/customer, go off to the supply cabinet, anything but stick around so she can keep babbling at you.

Eventually she'll get the hint.

She's a woman, she is NEVER getting the hint.

Treat her like a man, but the manliest man ever maned ever. Use monosyllabic communication, but when you actually need to talk to her, treat her like a man. She doesn't want to be treated like a man, she wants to be treated like a "trans-man", a woman who identifies as a man.

 

[Constellationzero]

Note if she's like a bull dyke this maybe won't work,

Because

Spoiler: Ahem

Bulldykes ain't Poonz

 

[Iron Jaguar]

That pooner sounds like a grade-A troll.

Nah, just a Common or Garden variety Pooner.